#he'll do it

[thorns-and-rosewings]

Soooo... If Forkface shows up in the Seraphim AU...

This was bouncing around my mind even before the most current episode of the Lunar and Earth show, but now it's more solidified.

🔥

Seraphim Eclipse got his own interdimensional portal working eventually although he's still dealing with the repercussions of it; namely the weird crap that occasionally comes through.

It's after hours on one such day; both Bloodmoon and Lunar actually opted to turn in early. While Seraphim Eclipse remained up, he was just sitting quietly amidst a stack of freshly arrived Manga issues and some oranges... When he hears his portal activate and Forkface stumbles out. Having been thrown through the portal again.

Eclipse may stop mid bite of his orange but he doesn't move. He just kinda stares at Forky... And the strange critter exists the ballpit and just stares back at Seraphim... and breathing in a labored manner.

It's easy to see in his locked up face, that he's got tears just cascading...

After all, he's pretty much hated by everyone in his home universe. He's mute, he's regularly treated like a creep when he's trying to be helpful, thrown through portals... and now the one person who cared about him was killed.

He's twisting his hands, not sure what to do before slowly just looking at Eclipse. He can't say anything, he's obviously terrible at communicating.

But Seraphim Eclipse is pretty well versed in pain and misery...

He very slowly lifts up his huge wings and pats the padded ground next to him. Which you don't need to speak to understand.

Wordlessly, Forkface (Or Frank as he is also called) just walks over and sits next to the much larger animatronic and Seraphim drapes those big wings over him, letting him rest. His wings radiate soothing warmth, it's like laying out in the sun on a summer day. Seraphim Eclipse then just returned to reading his Manga.

...the language of someone in desperate need of comfort, is one where words aren't really needed...

[xenon-demon]

Currently brainrotting about a modern AU where Steve is a fitness instructor. He works at the local gym with Robin (who is a receptionist, since while she’s into fitness enough to work out on a regular basis she’s not into it enough to actually run classes).

Steve occasionally takes on clients for personal trainer work, but mostly he runs classes mainly for people who are in need of encouragement or a gentler hand in the gym (as opposed to the “YEAH YOU BETTER WORK UNTIL BLOOD IS COMING OUT OF YOUR EYEBALLS” approach some of the other instructors have). Think newbies, older folks who aren’t used to this, women who don’t want to be judged for how they look or hit on while working out, teenagers. Lucas (and occasionally Mike, if Lucas forces him to) attends some of his youth classes and absolutely loves it.

And then one day Lucas needs picked up from one of his gym classes so he can attend a late session of Hellfire, so Dustin successfully bullies Eddie into going and getting him and- oh my god who the fuck is that taking the class? It shouldn’t be legal to walk around looking that hot. Steve’s already worked up a sweat so he’s taken his shirt off, exposing his ridiculously chiselled torso to the world, and Eddie is definitely not looking at all. Nope, uh-uh. Lucas introduces them (since he’s genuinely friends with Steve at this point given his regular attendance at classes and their shared interest in basketball) and Steve shoots Eddie with this absolutely charming grin, and oh my god.

Eddie is so fucked.

Eddie, who is but a weak and feeble man, looks up the gym online later that night to see if he can find anything about Steve. Thanks to their instagram page, he finds Steve’s personal instagram... which is filled with lots of workout videos and fitness advice. Most of which is basically uh. Softcore porn. At least for a humble gay man like Eddie. 

...Eddie, in absolute grave secrecy, asks the next day about getting a trial membership at the gym. Look, it’s for research, okay? He’s just... curious.

(And if Steve offers to help the new guy out on the gym floor who clearly has no idea what he’s doing, then he’s just doing it because it’s his job. He definitely doesn’t find the new guy cute or anything, and even if he did, he’s definitely not trying to show off while demonstrating how to do the exercises properly. Nope. Absolutely not.)

[unhingedselfships]

Harassing the AI for funsies. I was so amused that they all responded the exact same way XD

[silver-coins]

*gives a plush of Hikkiko and Sunny for Silver

don't separate them you don't want to know what happens if you do that

do i dare

[abstergo-updates]

shoutout to my coworker who was talking about putting the soul of god into a furby, why the fuck do I work here

[the-blind-geisha]

Could you possibly do a little drabble of Demiurge bathing his prized ewe? Maybe he gets a little handsy while doing so…? ;)

From a better stall, clothing, and food, the devil cherished her over all others for his own reasons beyond her being a milk source. While the others did get 'bathed' to an extent to make sure their skin was cleaned before skinning, she was (again) different.

The lock to her stall door fell away as Demiurge allowed himself inside.

Her body tensed, still not used to the thought that the devil would care for her as he did. She tried to keep her anxieties hidden, knowing they offended him whenever he made himself known.

The bell on her collar jingled feverishly as she moved about in the stall, trying to be careful not to let a single action betray her.

He kept the door slightly open, showing he didn't intend to keep her inside for what he had planned. A chain in hand, he did a 'come hither' motion. “Come here, my dear.”

She inched closer to him. “Y-Yes, Master?”

His hand stroked her head, moving to her cheek and then under her chin. She felt no different than an actual ewe. Demiurge's thumb caressed her skin sweetly. “Good girl.” Slowly had she began listening to him, and whenever she did such a thing, he praised her for it.

Her heart squeezed in her chest. Again with that phrase... It made her body sing in quiet euphoria.

Latching the chain to her collar, he gently tugged upon it. “It's been awhile, and I need to bathe you.”

Hearing such a thing was oddly triggering. She knew in the past what that usually meant, making her whimper in obedience.

“Oh, nothing like that,” he cooed, wiping her tears away with his thumb. “I have something else planned.”

She tried to keep herself calm as she followed him to the back of the special barn she was kept within.

“I have created a few shampoos and soaps for you to use. It should be beneficial to your overall mental and physical health,” he assured, opening the door at the very back of the barn to reveal what was behind it. While it was crudely made, there was a stone crafted tub decorated in bones in the center of the room. Curtains hung from the ceiling and a few lit candles were about the floor to guide the way to the tub.

He had been working in this room for awhile, but she assumed it was for other purposes. She dared not ask. This was far beyond what she expected.

Demiurge unlatched the chain from her collar. “Do you like it?”

“I-It's beautiful.” It was in its own macabre way.

He urged her forward. “Good. Get in. The water is ready.” Upon her sitting down in the tub, Demiurge removed his gloves and grabbed the nearby bottle that was the soap he had made. “Now then, this has a blend of lavender in it. I was told it should calm the nerves.”

She would finally get to feel his hands on her again...Finally. It was weird to say that she was desperate for this—for anything for awhile—when it came to him.

His hands touched under her cheeks, rubbed gently upon her neck and then slid down to her swollen breasts. He was oddly tender in the act, careful of the prized flesh he cherished over all others. Demiurge's hand moved over the top, dipping underneath her breasts to cradle them and lightly touch the area as well.

She flinched with a muffled whine.

“Oh, you're tender again, I see. I'll have to milk this out of you in due time.”

His words were warm... right next to hear ear. She could hear his teeth click together whenever they formed certain words. Each subtle growl he crafted when speaking made her press her knees together.

The devil's brow twitched, noting what she was doing. One hand parted from her breasts, inching down her belly and to her legs. Crawling up her thighs and to her knees, he managed to move them apart. “Why are you so ashamed of what I can do for you, my precious ewe?”

“I-It's not—!” Her words caught in her throat, she felt as his claws slid back down the length of her leg and started to massage her clit. F-Fuck...!

“Am I not your Master? The one you worship in hopes of forgiveness?” He grinned widely, expressing his fangs all the more as she writhed from his touch.

“M-Master, I—!”

His fingers slipped within her, his index and middle finger stroking inside of his ewe to tease the sensitive walls all the more. The wet, long tongue of the devil caressed her cheek and then slowly slipped back into the demon's maw, acting as though he found the perfect meal to devour.

“Stop fighting me,” he breathed upon her ear, making her cry out in ecstasy. Gently, he nipped at her earlobe, a growl rumbling in his throat.

Her body went rigid, letting the devil's fingers slip further inside of her to where his knuckles kissed the lips of her womanhood. Gods dammit, he's driving me insane...! she thought to herself, rolling her head back onto his shoulder. It was the nearest resting place for her.

She was at his mercy...and she was ashamed to inwardly admit that she enjoyed it. It was a twisted form of paradise.

[naoyas90dayfiance]

Naoya having to take care of Naoya Jr. all day due to his wife wanting to go with friends to lunch

this reminds me of Yara and Jovi from 90DF, especially when he has to stay with his child and asks Yara (his wife) if he has to babysit their daughter. same vibe.

Naoya managed to dominate a technique as complicated as his, he's able to predict his enemies' attacks, he's able to rise to the top of his family and be the next heir (if we ignore megumi's existence). Naoya is indeed a genius (yet stupid) and a very capable and proud man.

Naoya will study the psychology of children for days, preparing himself for this day. He will observe you and the child, take notes of what his child likes and doesn't, all in effort of being able to take care of his son for the 2 hours you will be out.

Finally the day comes, Naoya asks you to bring the kid to a room that you noticed has had a lot of the Zen'in members taking things to it. You take Naoya Jr. there and find your husband wearing a Blu Clues t-shirt, Mickey Mouse ears.

The room has 3 book shells full of kid's books, unpacked lego packages around the room, impossibly big TV that is playing Cars in 4k, teddy bears that are as a big as the child and Naoya, and many pillows lying around.

Naoya has prepared himself to be the best father, and he will not disappoint.

btw he's doing this bc the other time he had to take care of the kid, he took the child to his training and told the kid to learn from him, but his son ended up crying during the whole thing, and naoya's sister had to step in and took the child away.

[nicholas-wolfwood]

If even a SINGLE Vash falls for that, he swears to a God he doesn't believe in that he’s going to beat the last braincell out of their heads because CLEARLY THEY AREN’T USING IT!

[tetsuwan-atom]

Did someone say ‘Marry’ and ‘Nuada’ in the one sentence?

[gray-soul]

Technoblade is fighting god right now. Probably the Greek one's. He just left our server.

Fly high, Techno. We'll miss you.

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

[tomlinsins]

one by one, niall is gonna take us through the entire 1d discography, songs from no album will be spared. I have faith!

[nerdpoe]

Danny is about to be kidnapped in Gotham This is not a good time.

He's studying for the SAT, he's already been kidnapped by Vlad like, four times that week and it was a fucking Tuesday, he forgot his wallet at his new apartment, locked himself out of said new apartment (he could phase through the door but that wasn't the point), he's just been informed that the grant he applied for was denied so he needs to ask his mom and dad for college funds when he'd already told them he had it covered, and just...it was shit.

It had been shit. The entire week had been awful and annoying and he was ready to either murder everyone on the planet or go find a corner to cry in for the next three days.

So when the band of wild goons working for whatever villain of the week pulled up and tried to kidnap him, he snapped.

He used them to vent.

Shouted about how terrible his day had been, how terrible his week had been, how he'd already been kidnapped by his creepy godfather who was way too into him, how college funding was shit and the grant system was rigged, and how he'd have to call a locksmith or break down the door to his own apartment if he wanted to go to bed-all of it. He unloaded all of his frustration.

The goons actually backed off.

One of them gave him an awkward side hug and told him it'd get better.

Danny wasn't paying attention to his surrounding. He doesn't realize that the whole thing was livestreamed.

So when he gets home to his apartment later that day, his door is opened for him by the vigilante Spoiler before he can even turn intangible.

She brought over BatBurger and kidnapped Bruce Wayne, Gotham's bumbling Prince, to talk about college grants.

[brutlist]

" 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐧𝐨 , " he tells her , thumbing the bit of grime ( god knows what , from god knows where ) he'd smeared from off of her chin onto the rough of his jeans , " i'm gonna sick my kids on you until you feel bad . "

@evirsor // sc

[emkini]

Currently thinking about 18/19 year old Toph getting thrown in some random podunk fire nation town’s one-cell jail and being like “hey I’m broke as hell but I’ve got a friend who can bail me out can I make a call” and then 2 hours later Fire Lord Zuko himself slams open the door yelling “WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THIS TIME YOU SHIT” 

[curiousaur]

a ninja so lethal he's wiping out his cousins one straw at a time