#he'll use it to his advantage

[soulsxng]

Sarakael... pwetty...👀

P wetty indeed, friendo...

...pwetty indeed.

[yore-donatsu]

" I bet I could lift you effortlessly" " Tss ! Try me" "Ok !"

A typical day at the monastery

Rama can weigh between 130 and 150kg (287 and 330lbs) in his omnic form (we could add a hundred kg/200lbs for his nemessis form)

Handy is tall: 2m48/8'1,6” His weighs between 160 and 180kg (353 and 397lbs)

It's a lot I know but

The taller a human is, the more important his weight will be

The case of Robert Wadlow, the world's tallest human, weighed 200 kg for 2,72 m/8′ 11″

There are scientific explanations of why our weight increases greatly when we exceed 2m. But we're on tumblr, I'm too lazy to explain more ^^"

[warpedpuppeteer]

Eddie jealous this. Eddie jealous that. Where's my jealous Buck?? I NEED IT so much you don't understand. I need jealous Buck in canon asap!

Eddie being flirted with or getting close to someone and Buck is like, seething. His jaw is clenched and he does that Death Stare that he did while he was punching the shit out of that punching bag. He looks at Eddie with hawk eyes, unmoving, just watching his body language.

And of course Buck being Buck, he does feel bad about it. He doesn't understand why he's suddenly so possessive over Eddie's friendship so he tries to be Normal but then whenever that person shows up it's like instinct by now to just Dislike them.

And where jealous Eddie is all snide/sassy comments and silent side eyes. Buck is very loud about it. He's more tactile with Eddie; arm on his shoulder/waist, hand at the small of his back, pulling him along with excuses about work or something and introducing himself like hey I'm buck and then completely ignoring the person while having important conversations with eddie (like about Their Son. who they are raising. Together. You know, normal friends stuff). You know, showing them who's more important. He also over praises Eddie to the point where the other person is like (uhhh are they... together) while eddie is extremely embarrassed and is quietly trying to make Buck stop.

[hkpika07]

Kill him with kindness

[allastoredeer]

I think what really sells the comic for me is Alastor's non-reaction. Honestly, if people in Hell are anything like people in the fandom (which, let's be honest, the venn diagram is a circle and I say this with love) Alastor's probably used to people brazenly flirting with him as though he couldn't bite them in half.

It doesn't faze him anymore. He doesn't even blink an eye. He is well aware of how many Radio Demon fan-clubs there are (easiest bunch of souls he's ever collected), and there is nothing they can do at this point that's going to surprise him.

[fisheito]

Super important question. Do you think Yakumo is ticklish?

wait hold on i have to look this up

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

This is pretty self indulgent for an ask but how would FL react of reader had like some sort of physical condition/disability where they sometimes cant stand up or walk and like move properly? Like their legs just lock up and they tremble and fall on the ground and the first time it happens moth is PANIC MODE but then starts realizing it whenever it’s about to happen so in a rush he just scoops reader up in his arms and is all concerned bcs he wants them to be safe?

don't worry anon sometimes we just gotta be self-indulgent nothing wrong with that

Foul Legacy would DEFINITELY panic the first time your legs give out, rushing over and chittering frantically as he tugs you to your feet, but you simply pat his arm reassuringly. it happens sometimes- that's all you say, shrugging it off like it's nothing. Foul Legacy chirps with worry, because it isn't nothing! not to him! you fell so suddenly and hit the ground and it looked like it hurt and- hey, is this why you always have bruises on your knees? well, no matter. Legacy quickly scoops you into his arms, nudging your hand until you point in the direction you need to go. he'll carry you there! if you can't walk at the moment, there's no reason why he can't be your legs. he pampers you for the rest of the day, keeping a careful eye on you until he's sure you can stand on your own, upon which he proudly nuzzles your neck and purrs

he quickly learns to anticipate when your legs are going to suddenly freeze- it always begins with a stumble before you fall, or you simply can't stand from your sitting position. if you fall, Legacy is quick to catch and sweep you into his arms, looking down at you with a curious chitter, his way of saying "where to?", and if you can't get up he's more than willing to bring you anything you need. he really doesn't mind carrying you places or fetching things for you, as long as you're not in pain- if your legs ache when they're seized up, he'll gently knead them with his claws, bumping his forehead against yours to distract you. apart from that he treats you as he usually does, because Legacy always watches you closely!! he doesn't want you to be in pain in any way- he's very happy when the bruises on your legs begin to heal due to him catching you and preventing you from smacking your knees on the pavement :)

[b4kuch1n]

more sk8. I think the cindereki stuff is extremely stupid but I am not immune to trying to conceptualize a princess gown in any setting

[jackofallrabbits]

Hello :) I thought of a funny situation... How would (either Sources of light or Signs of life) stardust being!Eclipse react if: Eclipse: *using his hypnosis on y/n* >:3 y/n: ....... *not affected by the hypnosis but "mesmerized" by his beauty* You have beautiful eyes.... 0 . 0

Hello! Ooh interesting thought!

For Sources of Light Y/N such a situation would be both flattering that they called him beautiful (as they should, he thinks) but also frustrating if the hypnosis isn't working. If they're not responding to the hypnosis but they think he's beautiful then he'd use that as a means to control them. Since that's what he really wants.

With Scientist Y/N from Signs of Life he would never want to use his hypnosis on them, but if he did and that was their reaction he would probably be relieved that they're not mad at him and again also flattered. He would most likely start flirting with them after that and forget all about the hypnosis.

[sealrock]

me: hector is part of a small percentage of garleans that have psionic powers to compensate for their inability to manipulate aether, but it weakens greatly with age and causes immense mental strain

also me: *falls into a deep rabbit hole of paranormal pseudoscience and marvel/dc comic power scaling wackiness in an attempt to explain why and how that is in the ffxiv universe, but suspension of disbelief is thrown out the window*

[spaciebabie]

pertaining to the last anon question with the springsimp book, what is the likelihood that he would just look at you with a horrified look before just picking you up and dropping you over a bridge.

Tbh any touch from that man is godly would 10/10 sacrifice half of my friends to be a rat in his hand

none b/c im choosing 2 believe in magic and that i am very sexy and that he would go take a bath b4 we get busy

[serialreporter]

He's not sure what to make of the nickname 'Ghostie' — it is both nonsensical and tactically disarming. Fun and charming isn't the intended image this mask is meant to convey, yet it does well to lure a survivor into a false sense of security with the idea that it is harmless. What a conundrum... Just like the man under the mask.

Humans will do whatever they can to avoid the primal emotion that is their fear, which unfortunately includes making light of the terrors they must face. Humor is a coping mechanism, after all, but how much is he willing to allow his characters to cope with the narrative?

[chrisodonline]

Just doing a welfare check. How’s everyone doing?

Still coping?

I am trying to make myself clean the stuff I gotta clean even though I want to 1. write a long business-y post about the decision which may or may not come off as positive, depending on how you look at it and 2.write that “From the Desk” fic I have notes for, even if it’s not the best. Both just for old time’s sake and not because I think people are super interested.

So we’ll see if I finish enough in time to get to do that this weekend.

[saekkas]

IT WAS ONE ANGST SCENARIO PLEASE 😭😭💀💀 he also thinks he's really slick about it because "how would you possibly notice some extra funds in your account?" as though it's an insignificant amount. I hate him sm can you imagine trying to stay mad at him? He's so insufferable I just know he wouldn't rest until he knows he's back in your good books and once he is it's back to him being a little shit bc surely you love him too much to be annoyed right?

[user mirahua] (pls not this being my Tumblr government name now fjdlskfjf)

just so you know that ONE angst scenario is done and ready to be posted very soon <3 BUT YES SDAJKHDASKJ he would be the HARDEST person to stay mad at. 10/10 will try bribing you with things like his kisses, his cuddles, his invitation to shower together, etc.

and if you're still hell-bent on staying mad at him? he's going to pick you up, carry you to the bed, and literally plop himself on top of you with the cutest puppy eyes. he will not get off until you've forgiven him. no bathroom breaks, no nothing. and it needs to be sealed off with a kiss too.

p.s. user mirahua is actually in my featured tags sksks tumblr loves you that much.

[orcelito]

fang successfully flirted his way into buying 5 health potions for 20 each (when theyre usually 50). a 250 gold value for 100 gold. and then we got a ride out to the flaming ship where we r gonna try to Help People. except fang is oh so little and fire is NOT his specialty.......................... 

[teakoodrawz]

" Remember people~ You're in my game so play it very well~! It's all about the tricks from people and life~ Time has already started! so tick tock! once it reaches to zero, you're OUT! "