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Pictures of young Chris never fail to make me laugh 😂 he used to dress like such a douche. That T-shirt omg 😆 and the hair !
Oh my god, AMAZING. That shirt is absolutely atrocious, both in how it looks and the text lmaoooo, I'm dying 😂 I know the 2000s were not fashion's best era in general, but Chris really would just wear anything huh? I love it so much, he is so precious and adorable!!! 🥰
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Another character (and Warlock) of mine, Ezra'Van! A Yuan-Ti warlock of the Archfey. I promise, promise this post is shorter, since he has a bit less going on. Also somebody please tell me how to do the 'Read More' thing on posts like this.
Ezra'Van, referred to as Ezra from now on, was once the child of a simple farming family. They took great interest in gardening and herbs as they grew up, and seemed to be on the path to a successful career. But Ezra had been born female. Gradually becoming more and more uncomfortable with this as they aged, Ezra eventually got desperate about their gender dysphoria, frustrated that their parents just really didn't understand their problem, and didn't know how to help.
So, by the time Ezra became an adult and had saved up enough money to start traveling, they set off, hit the road, traveling to the only destination he knew might hold the solution to his problems. A deep, deep forest, with reports of fey activity somewhere within.
Ezra knew the dangers of fey, he had grown up with stories of them. But even so, he knew what they could do. So he made his way deep inside. On his way, he faced trials and tribulations, having to dodge wild predators (mostly a particularly hangry owlbear) and weave his way past alluring but not at all well-meaning fey creatures.
After awhile, the greenery became much more dense and vibrant, but at the same time, much more alive. He had to dodge predatory plants and cruel thorny vines, eventually becoming gravely injured in the process, which eventually resulted in the loss of one of his legs. But by the time that happened, his destination was already in sight.
A Grand Palace: It was white and gold, looking like a life-sized porcelain sculpture, broken and repaired repeatedly via some form of kintsugi, and then left in the wilds for many centuries, as vines and other plantlife took hold, growing in and out of the impressive royal abode.
He knew what it was immediately. The domain of a Fey Lord, a powerful and nearly god-like being. He knew that they could fix his problem, and all he needed to do was make the right deal with them. So he forced himself to keep going, knowing that he just needed to crawl a little ways longer before he'd reach the one who could solve all of his problems. Give him a new lease on life.
When he finally arrived, he was met with a very amused Archfey, who had watched Ezra's journey ever since he entered the palace. The Archfey was a tall, huge guy really, tan-skinned and red-haired, with an exceptionally long, coiling snake body in place of legs, and a tail that rattled every time the Lord laughed.
The Lord seemed pleased by Ezra's determination, at the very least amused. After aiding him in his wounds, the Lord invited Ezra for dinner and offered a deal, which Ezra elaborated upon. They spoke for a long time about Ezra's desires, and the desires the Lord had as well. And eventually, they settled on something.
The Archfey Lord would give Ezra a proper gender transition treatment, through great fey magic. And he would replace Ezra's leg, as well as gift him great knowledge on plants, in exchange for one thing. A lifetime spent as the Lord's servant, a traveling servant at that, gifted many supernatural and magical powers to aid him as he traveled across the world to gather information for the Lord. Becoming a Warlock, with the sole mission of exploring and gathering knowledge, news, and stories to share with the bored Archfey.
Of course, Ezra accepted. And soon after, he found one of legs replaced by a golden one, tailored specially to his body, which had now been transformed into the more masculine one he so desired. He was gifted magic, brief lessons on how to use it, and some freshly tailored clothes to replace the torn-up farmhand clothes that Ezra had once traveled in.
After that, Ezra set off, ready to serve in the name of his new patron, and happy with the changes that had taken place. He was a little suspicious about his patron's intentions, but overall pleased with how his new life was going now.
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