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Bruce, holding Jason by the back of his hoddie like a stray cat: Hello, Dick. Guess what I have.

Dick, done: A sad looking child?

Jason, frowning: A kidnapee?

Bruce: It's Robin 2

Dick, Very Done: W h a t

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Dick, holding Tim close like a wet cat he found on the street: Hey B, guess what I have?

Bruce: ...

Bruce: A sad looking child?

Tim: Robin 3?? :D

Dick: It's the neightbor's child neglect case

Bruce: * pinches the bridge of his nose *

Bruce, Tired: W h a t

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glasses

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Red Robin fanart that I made some time ago and forgot to post here 🙃

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Idk how to feel about this one, really struggled on the background 🥲

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Cassandra Cain, confirmed gamer

Birds of Prey (2023) #18

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The comedic potential of Bruce being a college drop out and Damian having his med degree is endless. Can you imagine how many situations Damian can smugly go "one of us has the medical degree Baba, and it sure isn't you"

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Do you ship BartKon or Timkon or something else? Really, who do you ship Kon with? Maybe I want to hear all your ships

Just say as much as you want really

there's evidence for both my bartkon and timkon affinities on this blog (and the much rarer, most refined of timbarts)

the truth is i like pretty much any ship as long as its got an interesting dynamic to play off of (and usually comedy potential) and kon is a great character because he has an interesting dynamic with basically everybody

the yj crew in general has kind of a perfect blend of defined characters and interesting dynamics that could create all kinds of cool story potential, romantic or not. but vis a vis Romances Specifically..... hold on you've got me thinking about this now im gonna do a thing one sec

ok now that ive successfully pepe silvia'd this

cissie and anita are such perfect foils for each other man.... if yj 98 picked back up where it left off, i think anita's parents should be aged up again pretty quickly, but in the interim i would love to see these two forced into a caretaking duo

anita + slobo, self explanatory. nobody knows whats going on with them except for them and i think that's beautiful. matching each others freak 4ever

i think most of them should have unrequited crushes on each other bc it would be funny namely the slobo>thad>kon clone crush conga line + the kon>bart>tim pining isoceles

greta queen of unrequited pining she is out here stalking she is out here threatening perceived romantic rivals she is ending the world she does it all and not having powers would not stop her

tim dating bernard is canon but i think it would be funny if they're both also into kon (plus ideally steph would lowkey be dating tim too + dating cass but that's batfam shit Whatever)

medium hot take i think kon and cassie should date sometimes bc they're best friends and love each other. just constantly walking the line of platonic/romantic and changing statuses every other month

love cissiecassie but i also think it's funnier if they've never kissed and just thought really hard about it and there was never a right time

cassie + rose self explanatory they should invent new and fucked up ways to murder each other romantically

i also want cassie chronically fumbling a rotating cast of civilian/villain/hero side characters bc she's got that peter parker syndrome where she can pull anybody and everybody but the universe is not on her side when it comes to being a good girlfriend (especially now that dc seems committed to tim no longer fumbling all of his relationships. gang we need a fumbler and cassie is right there)

i realize now i made a chart for romance but the only two i have actually dating is tim/bernard lol. the rest are either unrequited or "it's complicated"

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Jason hit by cuddle pollen

Bruce: So, mind explaining how and why you were in the middle of a cuddle pollen drop?

Jason: *Rolled up like a burrito his little legs sticking out of the 2 different blankets around him and his head sticking out on the top, shaking his head which was resting on Bruce's shoulder*

Bruce: *Quietly relishing in the fact Jason choose him first (shockingly) than the rest of his family or friends*

A few minutes later Jason got bored of Bruce and started wandering the manor eventually ending up in Dicks room

Dick: Now, I'm not gonna question how or why. Because I love this. You should cuddle more with me Jaybird!

Jason: *Can't even bother answering Dick knowing even if he did. It wouldn't change anything.*

Alfred: Ah master Dick, Master Jason. I see you're spending time together, do you two need anything?

Dick: I don't think so. But thanks for asking Alfred! Anyways-

And then Dick proceeded to talk about everything and nothing while Jason just fell asleep after a while.

Bonus!

Tim: Do I want to question why you choose me?

Jason: No.

Tim: I.. honestly don't know how to answer. I'm flattered I guess? I mean.. I could sleep to this..

Jason: ...You know you can always come to me if you can't sleep right?

Tim: Thanks.

Jason: Don't mention it. Like actually don't mention it, I can't have people finding out or I gotta start killing again.

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𝓑𝓐𝓣𝓖𝓘𝓡𝓛 #𝟷𝟷

𝓥𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓒𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻

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timsteph napping together for @tobetame via @dcforgaza - requests close on the 21st!

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still holding on to the “kryptonians can’t stay up super late” agenda. anyway every time tim returns from a mission where he’s been gone for an extended period of time, kon becomes CLINGY

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And maybe “save to draft” is tumblr’s best feature

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He’s funny to me

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Jaytim based on that one Deadpool and Spider-Man panel (if Jason was more insane)

Ko-fi