#he's such an asshole i love him your honor

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May we get some general dating headcanons with Ticci Toby Masky and Hoodie please :)?

Dating the proxies

I'm more than sure that I've written these hcs for masky and hoodie before like way back when this blog was first made but ykw imma make new ones.. or not, idk I'm not rereading my old posts LMAO

Characters: Masky, Hoodie, and Toby

Notes: reader is GN

CWs: None

Masky

Semi verbal- he talks every now and then but like hoodie hes more of a listener than anything

Hovers around you when hes home, let's you ramble about what you've been up to because theres no way in hell hes going to tell you what hes done- at least overtime he learns to give you a headsup before he vanishes

It's almost like having a cat tbh...

Very defensive about the mask, he'll pull it up when hes ready..

Actually wait he really is like a cat because it's best to let him seek out touch and affection- he does lean into it if you show signs, though..

Acts of service and quality time, he may be absent for a few days at a time every now and then but he does try to make up for it

Jealous, but not as much as toby- VERY possessive though.. it's almost like a 6th sense when you're in danger or when someone tries to make moves on you.. he almost just.. spawns/hj

Hoodie

Gentle and sweet with you, but very firm when setting boundaries and honors them

More of a listener than a talker, however he does engage in conversations via sign

Speaking of, he's more than willing to teach you so you can better communicate with him instead of having to rely off of writing

Loooves stealing a kiss from you before he has to head out to do something, you usually only ever see the lower half of his face though

Compared to masky hes more likely to take the mask off, though

Very warm! Great for snuggling up to him when its colder out!

Very physically affectionate, loves holding you.. will linger or graze his hands on you as he passes by.. also acts of service- that's another thing he does to show his love!

The least jealous out of the three

Toby

You're definitely his first partner. The nature of his work doesnt exactly leave him much room to interact with many people, and before that he didnt have that large of a social circle

I bring this up to stress that he is very new to this, this is a learning experience for him and.. actually all things considered hes not doing that bad!

He can be a bit of an asshole every now and then, but ultimately hes so hyper focused to make sure you feel comfortable and happy around him, subconsciously he doesnt want you to feel like how he did when he was surrounded by the people in his old life

Very clingy, but he does his best to try to mind your personal space and boundaries, as well as this he tends to be jealous- overtime you do get him to talk about it rather than react or isolate

Hes soft for you, absolutely spoils you and anything ever happened to you he would scorch the earth if it meant making it right

Let's you borrow his jackets, sometimes to his detriment due to not being able to appropriately gauge how cold it is out- though hes naturally a physically cold person in general..

[lurkingshan]

Japanese QL Corner

We back! I was away for a couple weeks and amazing new Japanese bl was waiting for me on my return. Both of these currently airing shows are on Gaga and I highly recommend watching.

At 25:00 in Akasaka

Two episodes into this show and I really like the rhythm of it. I find Shirasaki’s struggle to find confidence in his skills as an actor compelling, and I love Hayama’s quiet kindness. I told @bengiyo Hayama reminds me a bit of my beloved Issei but without the manic energy. Fundamentally, he is genuine and he cares for Shirasaki and any ulterior motives he has for this arrangement feel rooted in that. I love how quickly we’re getting into them bonding and building a relationship together; it's only the second episode and we’ve already arrived at cute date montages and first names. I love this one, and I hope Shirasaki finds his confidence and triumphs over that asshole costar who keeps negging him. 

Living With Him

I love them, your honor. And I like the simplicity of this show. Two nice boys, childhood friends, become roommates. They like each other. They decide to spend more time together and see what they’re comfortable with as their relationship develops. That’s it, that’s the plot. And it’s so compelling in how straightforward it is, bolstered by the honesty of the characters. I loved Natsukawa working up the courage to just ask if Kazuhito likes him, and Kazuhito being honest that he does, but doesn’t want him to feel pressured. Natsukawa might not feel confident that he’s ready for romance, but he has no issue spending time with and being close to Kazuhito. The way he clutched at him with that hug at the end made that super clear. I like the way the show is working in flashbacks to their childhood, too, giving us contextual information for that bond via important memories, and the way Natsukawa's family has been brought into the story. His mom is in fact beautiful and perceptive and his sisters are adorable. This show is darling. 

Coming Soon: Zettai BL 3

This is already out in Japan, but the distribution is exclusive to Lemino and not currently available to international audiences. I will be on the look out and reporting in as soon as it's available to watch properly. In the meantime, you can join me in watching the new opening credits song on a loop.

[lucdoodle]

thought that one Alastor scene would look cool in comic lettering, so i drew this

[buckttommy]

eddie diaz is the funniest person on this show btw. he is such a bitch. a cunt, if you will. especially when he gets exasperated with buck

[ahsokatanos-lightsabertechnique]

Okay I love the new rwrb movie but it was kind of funny to me how much they toned it down. Like in the movie you have Alex gently tell Henry "we need to talk" when he confronts him, meanwhile, in the book:

[amorhedera6]

i haven’t watched time bastard yet but something something peter was born the same year ted lost jenny so he was blocking out his family and missed peters birth and will never forgive himself for it bc peters the last person in his life who truly cares about him. something something.

[trashsfanficgarden]

I CAN FIX HIM I SWEAR I CAN!!!

...I only need thousands of headcanons

[hecksupremechips]

Honestly though I think it’s really a bad sign when I look at Shin Tsukimi and literally feel like he’s a self insert 😩

[ataraxetta]

love of my life

[bradassholemajors]

URL CHANGE. I cannot BELIEVEEEEE this wasn’t taken I am giddy with joy

[mazojo]

Anzu and Kazuki as top tier ace/aro solidarity

[handfulofmuses]

I just want to say - I don’t hate Campion. But we cannot deny that he is terrible, that includes both the Netflix series no matter how cool he is in there later and the tv series where he gets a lot of leeway for his behavior, from his general, from Hazel and the others, even from the fandom. He is an extremely flawed individual and I wish that side of him was talked about more.

[inmydrcams]

thinking about how steve stood up to billy for max and then max sedated billy and it makes so much sense for her to write him a letter

[doctorweebmd]

Has anyone written/read a solid slow burn emotional cheating bkdk AU and can I have it

[multi-lefaiye]

okay to beat back the rest of the brain bad momence i wanna,,, share the picrews i’ve made of eden and the major characters in his story in the campaign. because i love and adore them all.

all made in this picrew, which is wonderful for fantasy characters: [link]

First up, Eden Linnaeus himself (he/him), my angry artificer/warlock who just wants to be enough:

[Image Description: A picrew of my OC Eden Linnaeus, a tiefling man with purple skin, pointed ears, black horns, orange eyes, and white hair, shown from the shoulders up and facing forward. Eden’s hair is long and somewhat curly, pulled back into a ponytail. He has prominent cheekbones, bags under his eyes, and darker spots on his face like scales, as well as a curled scar near his right eye. His ears and left eyebrow are pierced, and he’s wearing a dark shirt under a brown jacket. Behind Eden is a yellow background with a white design similar to an abstract sun. End ID.]

Eden’s mother, Hannah Linnaeus (she/her), who passed away when he was young after a lifelong struggle with severe chronic illness:

[Image Description: A picrew of my OC Hannah Linnaeus, a tiefling woman with brown skin, pointed ears, darker brown horns, and yellow eyes, shown from the shoulders up and facing forward. Hannah’s hair is black and kinky, hanging partly in her face while the rest is pulled back into a bun. Her face and shoulders are covered in freckles, and both of her ears are pierced. She has a pair of silver-rimmed glasses and is wearing a ruffled purple dress, with a black pendant shaped like a moon around her neck. Behind her is a grey background with a white design behind her head shaped like a large star. End ID.]

Eden’s father, Dr. Abdiel Linnaeus (he/him), a prominent scientist who walked out on him and the rest of the family, cutting off contact and support for many years:

[Image Description: A picrew of my OC Dr. Abdiel Linnaeus, a tiefling man with purple skin, large black horns, pointed ears, dark grey eyes, and white hair, shown from the shoulders up and facing forward. Abdiel’s white hair is long, straight, and pulled into a braid, and his beard is well-groomed. Similarly to Eden, Abdiel has darker spots on his face similar to scales, and he has two scars across the bridge of his nose. Abdiel has a pair of black-rimmed glasses and wears a brown suit with a red tie. Behind Abdiel is a brown background with white lines leading out from behind his head. End ID.]

Eden’s younger brother, Michael Linnaeus (he/him), who did everything he could to support Eden but ultimately lost contact with him and isn’t even aware that Eden died:

[Image Description: A picrew of my OC Michael Linnaeus, a tiefling man with lavender skin, black horns, pointed ears, orange eyes, and white hair, shown from the shoulders up and facing forward. Michael has a wide smile on his face, which is covered in both freckles and darker spots similar to scales, and he has a small, thin beard growing. His long hair is styled in thick twists, pulled back into a bun. Michael is wearing a long-sleeved green shirt with a high collar, closed with gold clasps, and a pair of black suspenders. Behind Michael is a green background with a stylized white star behind his head. End ID.]

Eden’s best childhood friend, Kader Al-Masri (he/they?), who stood by him until it got to the point where he was too tired of trying to keep up with him--unfortunately, the last thing he said to Eden’s face was telling him that he’s just as bad as his father </3 He feels very bad about that even to this day. Anyway here he is:

[Image Description: A picrew of my OC Kader Al-Masri, an elven man with deep brown skin, brown eye with monolids, and long, thick, curly hair that is pulled back into a ponytail, shown from the shoulders up and facing forward. Kader has a wide, gentle smile on his face, which is lightly freckled, and he has a light beard growing. He’s wearing a blue collared shirt under a darker blue vest, with a blue tie to match. Behind him is a blue background with a white design behind it similar to an abstract sun. End ID.]

Aaand finally, the character that I think probably thinks the least about Eden overall, though he did have a huge effect on her life, his best friend in college/academic rival, Laurette Wright (she/her):

[Image Description: A picrew of my OC Laurette Wright, a fat, pale-skinned elf with wide, blue eyes, brown hair, and a slight cleft in her chin, shown from the shoulders up and facing forward. Laurette’s hair is long, thick, and slightly wavy, hanging loosely around her shoulders. Her face is covered in freckles, and she has a pair of round, silver-rimmed glasses. She wears a pink sweater under a red and gold scarf, with a gold choker around her neck. Behind her is a purple background with an abstract white star design. End ID.]

i’m still figuring out if/how i’d want to approach telling eden’s story as its own thing, but if i DO do that, then these characters will be there, though they’ll appear differently <3

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