#heheh this was actually fun

[kierewrites]

do u have any headcannons for karma, maybe fluffy and ✨sPiCy✨ ones😏 (aged up OF COURSE)

hi anon!! yeesh in all honesty, i'm quite bad at headcannons heheh. every time i start i end up halfway through a fic (─‿─)

in terms of fluffy headcannons, the first thing that comes to mind is karma's love language: acts of service/gift giving. it's not even something he does intentionally at first, it's almost a habit thanks to his terrible way with words and violent tendencies. if you mention a new game you wanted to play? he has it ready the next time you come to his house. mention a craving during class? he comes back with whatever it is on his third disappearance of the day. if your eyes linger on anything in the mall longer than five seconds, just expect it to be prettily wrapped for you on your doorstep (which he completely claims he wrapped himself, but we all know he paid someone to do it).

just think of it as karma's way of saying "i know i'm a pain in the ass to deal with, so here's a reminder that i love you and would do anything for you". and when i say anything? i mean anything. as we've already seen with the assassin, the man would do nothing short of kill for you in every sense of the word. even though you strongly disagree, karma deep down feels like he doesn't deserve you. you show him just about every love language that exists unabashedly, like you were born to do it. the least he could do is make sure you were well taken care of... spoiled... protected.

in terms of spicy headcannons, karma definitely takes the wheel with his sweet angel. you may out-romance him in the real world, but behind closed doors? karma makes sure you're nothing but a trembling hot mess beneath him every single time. he only does this because you are the one who likes it of course. why he's only being selfless and giving his corrupted angel what she wants, right? and what she wants is that bratty little attitude fucked out of her, isn't that right sweetheart? although, there was a single time that you genuinely shocked the redhead in the bedroom. all i can disclose is: knifeplay.

[ricky-mortis]

Cast swap Paulkins anyone?

[conjuring-ghouls]

Call out in the middle of the night, for when else would I hear you? Dedicating this to @delullu for the emotional support through the process.

[scourge-sympathiser]

SCOURGE SUNDAY 031/???

i gor a laminator

[skitskatdacat63]

2023 Brazilian Grand Prix - Sprint - Fernando Alonso

[comfortless]

this thought has been running around in my head for weeks and your König hcs are my favorite… so here i go

what icks do you think our König has? ik he may consider himself to fall in the “beggars can’t be choosers” category but i am just so curious… 🤔

FAVORITE?! 💞 you are so correct about the “beggars can’t be choosers” mentality. König is very much aware of how other people tend to view him as some creepy, stupid brute. i think that there is certainly a lot that bothers him, mostly attributed to his past, but none of it is an actual dealbreaker in any sense. you’re likely to be met with a cold shoulder and a bit of trust diminished at most. the majority of his “icks” are just him picking up on red flags. the gross or awkward things are just cute to him!

A very “vapid” approach to interests and such is going to make him concerned. König does not understand trends, or liking something simply because someone else does. He equates keeping up with pop culture and fashion as being similar to the children that tortured him in the past (So: popular kids with popular hobbies). Authenticity is held in high regard here. The stranger and more alienated that you are, the more compatible and similar you two may be in his mind.

This said, König would go feral seeing you in one of those pretty dresses or outfits that are all the rage. Dressing like a cute milkmaid for a picnic date, playing some sweet love song for him that you may have picked off a viral video, etc. He’s not exactly in touch with these things so he’s no proper judge or jury here.

Being too pushy. There’s a fine line there that’s not to be crossed. He much prefers playing the role of a leader rather than being a submissive follower. He’ll boast about being your devotee, worship like a dog at your feet, but he likes to feel in control of the relationship and what goes on within it.

He’ll never tell you directly that yes, his anxiety will be gnawing at his guts if you plead with him to come along with you to a commonly crowded mall, and expects that a simple rejection should suffice. It’s likely he would keep hushed about the fact that your frustrated pleading actually turns him on, too.

Being unnecessarily cruel. The man gets cruelty, he’s paid in abundance for it. But women should be sweet and soft. If you’re talking poorly about another person, using words like “ugly” or a slur of some kind, how are you any better than some bully? It does not matter that the victim can not hear you speaking about them, what matters is that he can. It would send him into a spiral of thinking that each time you two have had an argument, you’re likely cruelly chattering about him to your friends afterward.

Yet… he is very much the type to shoot an inept employee a glare and make demands. He will call his fellow operators all sorts of things when he returns from a mission gone wrong. König is the king of double standards here.

By extension, dogging him/his work/his interests is sure to bother him. König likes to believe that he’s done the work to make himself more pleasing now: trained his body through the military to give himself the stature women seem to drool over, covers what he can of his face when it’s socially acceptable so that others don’t harp on an unpleasant glimpse, even thinks of himself as some sort of chivalrous gentleman (very easy to do so as no one gets a peek at what goes on in his mind). His work, not therapy, is where he gets to blow off steam in a justifiable, honorable way. Sure, he’s got some dorky, juvenile interests, but they’re things that he enjoys.

Talk of previous relationships/sex would immediately make his blood boil! Even if it’s said to assure him that he’s better than a former lover. He’s just very jealous and if he were to be blunt, he would tell you he is addicted to the relationship and doesn’t want to think of anyone else ever having what he does currently. It’s best not to mention any past you may have had unless you care to answer a series of questions. “Were they better in bed?”… “Full name?” … “When did you last see them?”

Ironically, if you already have children, he would absolutely adore the stepdad role. It’s not so much as a challenge, then, only the glee that comes with getting to play savior for more than one person.

Infidelity. Whether in a past relationship or in a current one with him. The thought of you ever cheating on him, emotionally or physically, would tear him apart. Something as simple as a fantasy of wanting two or more men to serve you is filed messily in his brain with this, too. Same with you confessing to finding another man attractive, whether a celebrity, someone entirely fictional, or even some random civilian padding by on the sidewalk. All of that counts as some minute form of infidelity to König. He does not share.

He’s guilty of threesome fantasies, guilty of staring down a woman that he finds attractive… he just doesn’t act on these things, holds his tongue and huffs that he certainly wasn’t looking and would never want to fuck any one other than you. It does not really occur to him that those things are normal, especially in long term relationships.

Bear in mind that this is all from a man who almost entirely lacks shame. He’s comfortable with himself now (somewhat). He has no qualms with chewing the skin around his fingernails when he’s stressed out, picking his nose in front of you, shitting with the bathroom door wide open, or talking with his mouth full when he’s just that engaged in a conversation. I think it’s only fair to include some of the things he does that may be repulsive!

Absolutely clueless when it comes to seeing you cry. He has no idea how to comfort someone properly as he never really had that. His solution seems to be hovering over you and asking a thousand questions or just draping himself over you and letting your arms curl over him for comfort.

Would kiss you with his eyes open. Not his fault that you’re so pretty and he doesn’t want to miss a moment of it. Not always, but once is bad enough.

Would absolutely send you an “I miss you” text the day after your first date. Will also tell you that he’s in love with you the first time you have sex.

Will get hyperfixated on historical weapons and will absolutely purchase some rusted, ancient relic without telling you beforehand. It gets well polished and loved, then displayed on your living room wall.

Loves talking about his kills. He’s proud, because if there’s one thing that he’s good at it’s knowing where to shoot or stab or punch. He knows to hold his tongue about the more grisly details around someone delicate, but more often than not he is prone to slip-ups.

Will use your toothbrush without asking.

Thinks he’s very skilled and very cool because he can trim up any overgrown facial hair with a pocket lighter. It is not cool. There’s a razor and shaving cream right there. He may not burn himself, but it’s not exactly pleasant to have your bathroom smelling of burned hair.

Does not have a lick of fashion knowledge. Plain t-shirts, jeans, combat boots, maybe a belt if he cares to bother with it at most. At the least, when he’s at home, you can expect him to indulge in some nudist fantasy because it’s unlikely he will bother to wear a thing. Maybe socks.

[teddybeartoji]

gojo goes to watch a cabaret show with his friends and ends up being so awestruck by you. you catch his eye immediately, shining so brightly in the center of the stage – how could satoru miss you? a big, big cocky smile and a wink into the crowd and he's already ready to fall to his knees before you. shoko has to punch his shoulder bc he's literally starting to levitate towards the stage????

he's already in love with your saccharine voice and the way you move, the way you carry yourself. he's not the only one that's abdolutely captivated, the whole room is looking at you like you hung the stars in the sky during your solo performance.

but now we all know how angelic satoru looks... it's impossible to not notice him in the shadowy crowd. when you lock eyes with him and sing a line to him – he's ready to explode. he feels giddy like a child, so honored and excited from the slightest piece of attention from you.

and he just keeps coming back. he's seen every single one of the shows you're in because he's just so obsessed. after one of the shows he happens to find you outside as you're just taking a fresh breath of air. he contemplates whether he's gonna say "hi" or not because he understands that a fan meeting after the long and tiring show could be a bit much. but then your eyes meet and his breath is hitching. you give him a warm smile and give him a soft "hi" yourself. you motion for him to come closer and you ask him what he thought of the show. he ofc ends up kind of rambling about all of the ones he has seen and you can't help but think that he's just soooo cute.

the conversation flows so well that you kind of forget how tired your body is and you decide to give him your number. the tips of his ears are so red bc omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you're giving him your number and he didn't even have to ask for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what the fuck!!!!!!!!!! suguru will never believe him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but nevertheless he pulls himself together and promises to take you on a cute little coffee date with a dopey smile on his face<333333333333

+ ofc u can imagine whatever kind of performances for this buttttttttt i have two very specific ones in my mind that i think satoru would love so much hehehe

sweet transvestite - like c'mon you know he'd eat this shit up. he has the biggest fucking grin on his face bc it's so funny and so entertaining (and hot) and it's just the kind he likes.

big spender - aaaaaaaaaaaa this one is sooo cool i love it and i think he would love it too. he'd love the outfits and the seductive tone. and i think he'd love it for the fact that you're literally singing abt a rich guy and........................ he is literally the big spender in question lmao i think this one would make his ego grow a little i won't lie.

[skullfragments]

That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying "As you wish," what he meant was, "I love you." And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back.

i'm back with the sillies!! they're smitten, i believe :)

i still have a bunch of scenes i want to draw so stay tuned for more princess omens!! (this one forced its way in front of 2 other WIPs oops)

[sunsetbridge555]

did u guys know i love kid icarus uprising

[sugarpasteltmnt]

PASTEL PASTEL PLEASE PASTEL LISTEN TO THE NEW BILLIE ALBUM. MAYBE IM BIASED BC I LOVE BILLIE BUT… ITS SO TNV. EVERY SONG GOES WITH SOME SCENE AND I JUST UGHHH ITS MAKING MY BRAIN ALL HAPPY. here’s a little guy that attacked my math lesson today as i was listening to her “HIT ME HARD AND SOFT” goober needs to get down 😣

*kicking my feet giggling as i run away and hide*

TEEHEE MY LITTLE GUY!!! 💗🩵💘💞💖

hehehe he looks like he's having fun THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE IT 🩵💘💗🩵💞💖!!!

and i'll have to give that album a listen! I do like Billie, but i haven't listened to her in a while. Thanks for the rec!!!

[julykings]

this week eek eek

[saturnvs]

i drew eve and villanelle in ms paint :o

[bcth-uk]

Many happy returns, dear @elennemigo 🩵🤍💛🤍🩵 😘

[eminentsleet388]

Ok so random thought incoming. I noticed a weird pattern in the new doctor who season. In 3 out of 5 episodes, the "villains" have all been created by machines/ai. The bogeyman in Space Babies created by the space station, the weapons and war stuff created by the ai in Boom, and the slugs created by dot in Dot and Bubble. In the other 2, the villains have been summoned by ruby(and the doctor also maybe). In the Devil's chord, ruby summoned the maestro by playing that song she wrote for her lesbian friend, and in 73 yards she summoned the faery magic old woman when she read the scroll. Ig technically the doctor also indirectly summoned the two(he did that salt thing, thereby invoking the toymaker and hence the maestro, and he was the one who broke the fairy circle), but it was ruby who did the thing that actually summoned them.

Oh also even the goblins in church on ruby road were summoned by ruby because of her coincidences. I have no idea if it means anything, maybe Im just seeing patterns where theres nothing, but that remains to be seen. I'll be on a watch for something similair in the upcoming episodes.

[cherry-bomb-ships]

How Mojo Jojo sees Cherry (yes, even though he's half their height) 💖💖💖

[[💛 Reblogs are encouraged and very appreciated! 🥺 Original image under cut. ❤️]]

[sysig]

For the last day of requestober, can you please draw something spooky/scary with Negative RGB? With all the cool lighting stuff you've been doing recently, I think it could be very dramatic, and I'd love to see him in your style!

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