the succubus cutting a promo on me as I wake up from my wet dreams (he's perched on me loins)
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i have GOT to stop going and checking out the notes on... that one post.... but it's CRAZY to me that people keep reblogging it very seriously being like "HOW CAN PEOPLE LIKE HENRY HE MURDERED 20 CHILDREN"
you mean the fictional child murder?? you mean the fake fictional child murder?? you mean the fake fictional telekinetic sci fi child murder by fake fictional telekinetic sci fi murder man on fake fictional telekinetic sci fi horror netflix show stranger things??? YOU MEAN THAT FAKE MURDER???
no you're so right there's never once been a history of fandoms liking a guy even if he did a bit of fake fictional murder what an insane concept
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late night silly: aaravi really loves all the cringy weeb early 2000's music that people were obsessed with, but is too embarrassed to ever admit it or, for some, will bend over backwards trying to justify it to herself. miranda does not know the attached history and cringe, and so when it's finally revealed to her, this is the first time she's hearing these songs and just unironically likes them.
this is, as you might imagine, exactly what aaravi needs. let her enjoy her silly ass music in peace with her wife.
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good morning internet i have drank a cotton candy bang energy and now i am seeing capcom's true original plan for resident evil village and that plan is just "yeah make a weird lumpy fish man who turns into an even bigger and lumpier fish man. now make him FUCK."
i know that the one nine inch nails song about fucking like an animal came out before resident evil village however they travelled forward in time and saw re village and went "i need to write a song about moreau from resident evil village."
just like the original doctor moreau (known for his island), everybody want him. tumblr slept on him in favor of heisenberg and lady dimitrescu and even donna whateverthefuckherlastnameis. but the REAL residetn evil sexyman is SALVOATR MOREAU. he gets SO MUCH BITCHES it is UNRRAL.
yes i have been awake since 230 morning my time. and yes i did just chug a bang energy. and yes i may be losing my mind but the truth COME OUT. SALVATORE MOREAU *DOES* IS GET BITCHES.
not me. i dont want him carnally or in any other way he is my least favorite character not just in resident evil village but in the series asa whole. he's so narsty and slimy. however i think in universe he gets so much bitches. and i think that should extend to out of universe. everyone wanted to fuck the duke when resident evil village came out. or maybe there was like one very vocal person that i s
post cancelled the person who wanted to fuck the duke also had the hots for moreau iirc. ok cool post cancelled i can rest in peace knowing SOMEONE sees my vision of moreau getting mad bitches. i dont even know if tehy still have a tumblr but i remember seeing selfship moreau art on my dash and i didnt know who he was but fuck yeah you go you fucking funky litele fish fucker. i guess.
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stares at ur art w the largest eyes. pls tell me abt ur ocs they look so cool..
This is gonna be like. The messiest or at least most incomplete explanation despite me having made these guys in 6th grade (9-10 years ago btw) because I was so significantly more focused on character design than any actual world building. Anyways--
So they're basically a specialized task force to deal with demonic creatures/entities! Said creatures come from an entirely different realm but they started leaking into other places like Earth so the governing body of one of the countries there, Erutan, was like "...Hm yeah we kinda need to deal with that" so yeah uhh 7 of them got dragged into this (Perenn was already from Erutan)
Each of them have a unique ability, weapon(s), and emblem and they get their powers from these markings branded onto their left arm:
The brand itself is heated with lava from the local divine volcano (which is probably also the source of the demon thingies but they're not entirely sure on that which is why they have some geochemical researchers on it)
Here's their flat colors since the other one is kinda dark so you can't see it as well but the markings and stuff are there!
The branding does glow when they're actively using their powers! They all can also do some magic things in common like a quick teleport or summoning each other, but those are a bit more draining
Originally I made them because I was like "Mmhm yes, people with magic abilities fighting demons, I can make as many OCs within this universe as I want" before it ended up being. Too many--
So I like focusing on these 8 since they were my very first ones but there are more like these three that are also important
I made magical girls before understanding what the genre of magical girl was. Incredible
If there's anything else you wanna know like about a specific person or whatever 👉👈
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that post about someone getting called “sir” and “ma’am” at the same time by two people and them both correcting at the same time for the other one’s term but Team Snakemouth at the doors to the Termite Kingdom.
The guards do it with Leif and Vi, and by the time they get to Kabbu they just give up.
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Woah Sawyer posting? insane.
Anyway, i’ve decided to finally talk about my AzuYuu (Azul x Yuuto (<- my yuu oc)) (under the cut)
Yuuto is in love with Azul, but knows that he has to return home at some point. He tries his best to ignore it and pretend it isn’t there, but he can’t help but be in love with him.
Azul is in love with Yuuto, but doesn’t realize. He knows he feels something but he just can’t understand what it is, so he thinks that he just wants to hire Yuuto.
I love tragic boyfriends <3
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on one hand i understand why i don't see a lot of dark!crowley interpretations, since he's supposed to be the one of the duo to be actually kind(er) at heart, but i also really want him to snap and go the ruthless route (at least if we're talking about show version, since there he has more reason to do so)
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