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night-raven-tattler · 9 months

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Hello Mx Tattly! I really enjoyed your ideal types post involving Heartslabyul characters. I like the idea of Riddle liking his significant other being someone earning his respect. So in this request, if they are open, of Riddle having a Yuu!Female reader s/o that is naturally gifted prodigy in fencing & swordsmanship, making her a bold, fiercely talented swordswoman who usually wields double swords (but is just as well with one). Both mostly got closer after his overblot since she was involved in defending him (somehow).

Just headcanons of Riddle having a s/o that is physically stronger than him (and affectionate when just the two of them since she also isn’t much of a pda person)

Extra: After getting to know a bit more of Diasomnia, she also manages to go under Lilia’s training after finding out he trains Sebek and Silver because she wants to continue sharpening her skills and seeing any form of improvement.

(She’s originally an OC of mine but idk if you take OC requests and didn’t wanna assume, so 😭)

Anyway thank you! I’m sorry if I wrote a lot.. 😭

Hello anon! Mx Tattly appreciates your kind words! Currently they don't do OC requests, however she might consider answering such requests in the future. He is sorry if the writing is not what you envisioned, especially since she didn't include Riddle being "protected" per se by the reader character, as they considered their narrative choice is one Riddle would appreciate more. He is also grateful for the brainrot you caused, as they are an enjoyer of sword weilding characters themselves. Hopefully you can still enjoy!

A knight fit for a queen

Characters: Riddle × F/GN!Reader* (romantic, pre-established relationship)

*the reader character has no gender defining charactersitics mentioned

Warnings: swords, book 1 spoilers, violence, mentions of hospital-like settings

By opening the document, you agree to Mx Tattly's terms of source confidentiality.

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Ace laughed in your face when you told him, Deuce and Grim to wait in front of Ramshackle for you to get something, and you came out of the dorm with a pair of swords dangling from your waist, supporting your dominant hand

“Why are you bringing a sword with you? Where did you even find that thing?!”

It was an older pair of swords you found abandoned in one of the Ramshackle rooms, mere days before Ace and Deuce decided to challenge Riddle for his housewarden spot

Something about them told you they would be useful in the situation at hand

But even after hearing your reasoning, Ace still laughed in your face

Boy, was he proven wrong not too long after...

Riddle was just punched by Ace and, before your brain was able to catch up to what was happening, Riddle spiraled out of control

Everyone was trying to reason with him, yet it seemed as if he completely shut out everyone around him

Everyone turned from disobedient students into living targets of his fury

The gravity of the situation finally sunk in when Riddle summoned the rose trees all around the maze and ordered them to attack Ace

Yet, before thinking in through, you jumped in front of Ace and sliced away the threatening branches

They detached from the trunk, turning into cut pieces of cards as they flew past you and your friend

If you wouldn't have stepped in, Trey’s signature spell would’ve kicked in too late

The sky darkened as Riddle’s inner world started to collapse, bringing chaos and destruction to the outside world as well as he overblotted

“In my world, I am the law. I am order made manifest! The only response I will accept from you is ‘Yes, Housewarden Riddle’! All who defy me will lose their heads!”

And, while your Heartslabyul friends and Grim decided to face Riddle head-on, you decided to stay back and protect any incoming danger towards the students the Headmage was evacuating

The crowd of students around the magic mirror diminished, so you returned to the main place of action

Which turned out to be a good call, as a lot of flying debris caused by rogue spells kept flying towards the students

And you managed to redirect any incoming danger with your mysterious swords

Just in time to see Riddle collapse to the ground

You stayed close to Riddle when he woke up and was taken to the nurse's office, and visited him as often as you could

While you felt a personal duty to help out Ace and Deuce repair their destroyed labyrinth, you also wanted to keep Riddle company, mostly to assure him there were no hard feelings between the two of you after what happened

…But your intention were not as clear as you intended initially

Riddle was mostly silent and cautious, and so were you, which made things kind of awkward

Compared to his wary nature, you were trying to be at least a little bit comforting

And he finally realised your intentions when you brought him some tea in a thermos

He was truly astonished by your gesture, even touched by your small kindness

It was some milk tea with herbs he didn’t quite recognise, sweetened with a bit of honey

Bits and pieces of a memory of his crying about milk tea with honey flooded his mind, piecing together the puzzle of your intentions

Not only did you remember such a small thing, but you also went out of your way to cater to him while he was still atoning to his mistakes

Shortly after, Heartslabyul started getting back to its orderly peace as the unbirthday party put together was fast approaching

And you were very satisfied with the peace and quiet

What you didn’t expect, however, was Riddle’s sudden summon to his room directed to you and you alone

You entered Riddle’s room, and he turned around in his chair towards you, leaving the paperwork he was looking over unattended

He was back to working as diligently as ever, something you weren’t sure was appropriate so early in his recovery

But Riddle’s face looked serene and at peace despite his serious eyes, and you decided not to comment

“I believe it is time for the two of us to have a proper conversation about what happened. I know your visits while I was bedridden were… not the most conversation-filled, but I would rather not leave any rocks unturned.”

As gentlemanly as ever, Riddle guided you to an empty seat in his room, and he sat down only after you sat down yourself

“I want to apologise to you for what you witnessed.”

You wanted to interject, but Riddle stopped you with a gesture of his hand

“As a housewarden, my duty is not only to maintain order within the group of students under my guidance, but also to ensure their safety during a moment of crisis. As I was the, um… ‘crisis’ in this case, I was unable to do so. I apologise for falling short on my duty, and for having you make up for my mistakes.”

You were taken aback by the apology, but Riddle was not done yet

“I would also like… to thank you.”

You listened as Riddle poured his heart out to you

“I have heard you were a main participant in ensuring the safety of the student body. It might be hard to believe, but…”

Something in Riddle’s eyes softened, before his gray eyes regained their composed coldness

“I am not cold hearted. I may be harsh, but I care about my card soldiers.”

And you were aware of that

While you helped the Heartslabyul students put themselves together, you’ve heard the grateful stories of a relieved group of students who praised Riddle for his dedication and meticulous nature

They told many stories about Riddle taking time off his schedule to tutor struggling students, who always did his best to offer guidance and who never raised his voice while explaining to students how to tend to the Heartslabyul animals

“I may have fallen short, but you have proven yourself to have a good head on your shoulder in times of need. I thank you for ensuring the safety of my card soldiers.”

You took a few seconds to process his words before formulating your response

“I was just… fulfilling my duty.”

“Pardon?”

“I mean, I am the ‘prefect’, right? I also have a duty to the students. I just did my best to act according to my role.”

Riddle’s eyes widened slightly, and something sparkled in his eyes as a proud smile blossomed on his face

And your heart couldn’t help but skip a beat, being witness of the first time you gave Riddle a reason to smile

“That’s a very elegant answer. You sure are an interesting person, Prefect.”

As time went on, you and Riddle became good friends

Your friendship mainly consisted of you finding your way to Riddle and striking conversations as you followed him around

You didn’t have a particularly threatening aura, but the swords you used during the Heartslabyul event became a permanent part of your uniform

Initially the teachers were not too on board with a permanently armed student, especially since the student body was filled with rambunctious individuals

Yet, Riddle vouched that you knew when it was appropriate to use the swords, putting the professor’s minds somewhat at ease

Lines started blurring little by little as your attachment to Riddle became more obvious, and Rook’s teasing towards Trey about him “losing his spot as Riddle’s knight” started reaching your ears

But you didn’t quite mind

And neither did Riddle

He was, if anything, in awe at your abilities

Riddle was amazed at how natural swords looked in your hands, how your sways and slashes were always forceful yet elegant, wide yet precise

And the sweaty sight of you after a training session did, admittedly, leave Riddle with a racing heart and mind

But, above all, he admired your dedication to improve despite having no guidance

And, with a little push from Ace and Deuce, he put together a plan to help you in that regard

You just entered your dorm when the most unusual gathering of people was seated in your living room

While Ace and Deuce were around often enough to become honorary Ramshackle members slash dorm decoration, Riddle, Sebek and Silver were not part of your usual guest list

You were surprised to hear the invitation extended by a sleepy Silver and a very reluctant Sebek for you to join their training sessions

And it was revealed how Riddle used his connection to the two guards as fellow equestrian club members to ask them for a favor

After you all settled some details with the guards, they took their leave, and exited the dorm as Sebek kept yelling about not allowing you to fall short

And being the teasing pieces of work that Ace, Deuce and Grim were, they left you and Riddle alone as they winked at you

“Is this your way of making sure I keep ‘fulfilling my duty’ as the resident day saver and Hearstlabyul knight?”

Your teasing made Riddle throw you an unimpressed glance that was quickly replaced by a smile

“I am quite sure this will do nothing to diminish the use of your newly acquired moniker, but my priority is to ensure you keep honing the craft you are so obviously proud of.”

Riddle’s words were truly touching, and it was so like him to go out of his way to help the people he cared about…

“Besides, I don’t really mind the moniker. It must mean the students are starting to recognise your skill and dedication.”

That statement really made your heart skip a beat

You hesitated before you took Riddle’s hand into your own

“Well… If you don’t mind the nickname, then I don’t mind it either.”

And you brought Riddle’s hand to your lips, leaving a kiss so soft Riddle almost though he only imagined the soft press of your lips to his knuckles

He took his leave soon after your biggest show of affection yet, but you didn’t mind

Despite Riddle’s reddening face usually being considered a bad omen, you quite enjoyed the brilliant glow of red on his cheeks as he left your dorm

#twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #riddle rosehearts #riddle rosehearts x reader #no beta we die like ortho

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ventismacchiato · 5 months

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OMG STW INCOMING....thank u sm for writing these I'm honestly happy w any crumbs like the btl hcs and seeing the new profiles is when smth gets announced + they just drop snippets that get u so hyped 😋

was having a rough day (tbh lately in general) but I feel like it's ending on a good note now <3 also omg I didn't know u were a med student that must be brutal, good luck on ur exams ur in the home stretch now!! stay hydrated + eat well too whatever u need to do 🐞🍀!!!

anyways aaaaa I missed u too I didn't expect u to remember me lowkey since it's been like forever since I last sent in an ask + I don't interact often but even so I'm always anticipating the next kai post frfr 🤞🤞🤞 WILL ALWAYS SUPPORT MY MAIN SQUEEZE love u for enabling my delusional scaramouche brainrot and u just seem like a cool person 💕

- 🍈 anon

btl lives rent free in my head it’s actually so unhealthy when will i be free from scara 🙏 im so glad it got u hyped 😭 i was scared nobody wud read or forgot about genshin

twin…where have u been? but omg hope this week is better for u 😔 yes so brutal but fuck it we ball amiright 💔 and ty! i’ll try (me calling coffee my meal of the day)

HELLO ofc i rmbr u silly omg + THATS SO SWEET once summer starts u guys will be sick of me being active 😇 AHH TYSM if im delusional about scara im glad other people are too 🤞 we locked in and u seem like a cool person too xx

and i saw ur other ask UR R SOOO CUTE ILYM

#kai mail 💌#🍈 anon #still don’t know what fruit this is tho i’ve been calling it kiwi in my head

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ootahime · 3 years

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analyzing every gojohime moment in the manga 😈

this series will probably have more than one part because tumblr only lets me upload ten images per post </3

warning: there are disgustingly long paragraphs in here and delusions

chapter 32

utahime’s first introduction! akutami lets us know right off the bat that she thinks gojo is an idiot (so true).

chapter 32

i love the contrast between miwa and utahime’s reaction to gojo’s appearance.

chapter 33

NAH BC TELL ME WHY HE WENT OUT OF HIS WAY TO NOT GET HER ONE LMAOOOO!! when he traveled overseas to meet with yuta, he picked up the tribal protection charms and thought to himself, “let’s get enough for the kyoto students as a gift since i am such a great and caring teacher, after all. mmm, i should skip utahime to make her mad~” this guy puts way too much effort into getting on her nerves. his mind = utahime brainrot

chapter 33

she’s laughing at him here because he’s getting disciplined for being a lil shit. i wonder...what would he say if he saw her laughing at him like that?

chapter 33

this interaction between them is a little strange don’t you think? i feel like over the years he’s learned how to pick up her mood based on the way she’s acting towards him. you’re probably thinking, “well any person can figure out how a person’s feeling based on the way they’re talking or acting.” yes, that’s absolutely true, but it’s kind of different with this. she’s acting normal. utahime has a rather indifferent expression on her face and what she says is spoken in a calm tone, but gojo still asks her if she’s mad at him. it’s likely that he knows her well enough to be able to notice these subtle things. even if she wasn’t actually mad at him, he was being considerate for a split second, then he went and said, “of course. i didn’t do anything wrong and all.” what a guy LOLOL. to me, this implies that maybe he made her genuinely angry in the past to the point where he realized that he went too far, and thus decided to be more careful of her feelings. she has definitely gotten annoyed at him so many times after that so whenever she seems angry, he probably asks himself if he took it too far. i’m curious to see if he can pick up if she’s upset with something that’s not involving him. would he console her? how does gojo satoru console someone?

despite him always annoying her, she’s still courteous and brings him a cup of tea during their talk. she didn’t have to go out of her way to get tea for him but she did. that’s the kind of person utahime is. a kind and caring woman who would never put her students in danger. in the anime they were sitting far away and not facing each other like they’re doing in the manga. she also has her own tea cup. i think that little panel of her placing the cup down on the table and him picking it up to take a sip is a nice little detail. it just proves that her hating him most of the time isn’t actually pure hatred but annoyance because of his shenanigans and teasing.

chapter 33

i touched upon this a little bit in my previous post, but i wish to go more in depth about this panel. first of all, he ends the sentence with her name twice. two times too many, mr. gojo. i like how they can be serious with each other too LOL. i wish we got to see them talk about the traitors because they did figure it out together after all. does it always end in bickering? can they interact with each other like adults all the way through? somehow, i feel like that’s not possible when it comes to these two. furthermore, notice how gojo confides in utahime about his suspicions. from what we know, she is the first person he brought it up to. i mean, i guess he has to start investigating the schools and would need extra assistance to save time, but he could have done it himself if he really wanted to. by deciding to ask for her help we know that he thinks she’s trustworthy, smart, and strong enough to face whatever considerable risks this task may entail.

i didn’t point this out in my other posts but see how he makes a hand sign in the last panel when she throws the cup at him? gojo is manually activating his infinity. why though? about a year after the whole star plasma vessel incident happened, gojo develops the ability to keep his infinity up at all times by using the reversed curse technique to consistently heal himself to prevent exhaustion. this means that it really makes no difference whether he leaves it on or off. there are a few times where we can witness someone actually touching gojo. for example, yuuji giving him a hug. did he turn his infinity off, or was it able to deduce that yuuji was not a threat? the erasers and pencils shoko and geto threw at him during his demonstration of his new ability aren’t dangerous normally, but is it the speed that makes them dangerous? even if it did hit him, it wouldn’t hurt. how does the infinity know when to allow an incoming object to touch gojo? i believe it is up to gojo himself to let things touch him; his infinity restricts anything and anyone. some people say it could just be the fact that water is not dangerous to him, so therefore, he has to manually put his infinity up. i thought this was a reasonable explanation as to why he put up the hand sign when the tea was thrown at him, but then i realized that it couldn’t be. remember the second opening? it’s raining and everyone is carrying an umbrella, then it pans to gojo with a bouquet in his hand and rain drops slipping off his infinity. if he DID manually put his infinity up to prevent getting soaked then that implies that he chose to turn his infinity off. you can argue and say that jujutsu high is a safe place with students so there’s no need to have his infinity there, but do you remember when he stepped on the ants in front of gakuganji and yaga? the ants were perfectly fine after which insinuates that his infinity prevented his shoes from crushing the ants. he most likely had his infinity on during the baseball game even though he was in a safe environment. how does this long tangent relate back to utahime? well, it simply indicates that gojo trusts utahime so much to the point where he can be vulnerable around her. turning off his infinity symbolizes completely letting down his guard in a way.

how about what happens next? utahime throws the tea at him, he turns on his infinity to deflect it, and he responds with, “scary! hysteric women aren’t popular, you know!” why would he even say that LMAO?? utahime doesn’t even try to deny what he said either. she just hits him with the good old, “i am your senpai!” could it be that he’s trying to poke fun of her relationship status? maybe, maybe not. doesn’t he like people a lil crazy? he did say that all jujutsu sorcerers have to be a little crazy because they’re willing to put themselves in danger constantly.

chapter 0 p.1

i wonder who he’s thinking of when he said that. could it be utahime? it seems like he’s reminiscing or thinking about someone. he wears an amused expression on his face as he laughs - almost like he’s seen his fair share of how scary women can get :>>

chapter 34

the pattern behind gojo and utahime is called yagasuri “fletching,” a traditional japanese design. this design is inspired by arrow fletching. it's a lucky charm for weddings and other celebrations since it's based on the Japanese belief that an arrow shot once never comes back. brides were given kimonos with this pattern for good luck during the edo era (1603–1868) to ensure they would not have to return to their original family home. this pattern can have numerous meanings such as steadfastness or determination to achieve a goal, or a wish for the happiness of the bride. there is a belief that a bow and arrow represent the fight against evil. honestly, this meaning fits the narrative of the story. utahime and gojo are unearthing the traitors that are feeding intel to the curse users and cursed spirits. they are in the middle while the kyoto students surround them, which could mean that it’s their job as adults to protect these children from the grasps of evil slowly making itself more prominent. do you also notice that the arrows are pointed toward utahime from gojo? from all the images i’ve seen, the arrows are usually pointed downward. what could this mean? is gojo trying to protect her (in the future (?)) or does he have a big fat crush smh...

i think it’s a good time to mention utahime’s clothing. she’s wearing miko attire. miko are shrine maidens who were once thought to be shamans (you connecting the dots?). in their service to shrines, miko used to perform spirit possession and takusen (in which the possessed person acts as a "medium" (yorimashi) to communicate the divine will or message of that kami (god) or spirit; also included in the category of takusen is "dream revelation" (mukoku), in which a kami appears in a dream to communicate its will). this was back in the old days, of course. to become a miko back then (shaman), one needed to have potential. neurosis, hallucinations, odd behavior, and hysteria (HYSTERIA HELLO???) are some of the signs that a person is being called to shamanism. when a miko is communicating with a kami (god) or spirit by acting as a medium, she is in a trance-like state, and so she must learn techniques to control herself when this happens. chanting and dancing were used to accomplish this, so the girl was taught melodies and intonations that were used in songs, prayers, and magical formulas. all of this could give us insight about utahime’s technique and explains why she’s good at singing :) maybe she can’t control herself when she uses her technique which is why she isn’t shown using it because it should be used for dire situations. i imagine being possessed by a spirit or god must consume a lot of cursed energy. it makes sense that utahime and gakuganji wear traditional clothing. they’re the staff of jujutsu high’s kyoto branch. in chapter 0, kyoto is known as the sacred land of jujutsu. it’s more traditional compared to tokyo. if you want to learn more about miko, you should check out the wikipedia page!

chapter 34

i swear he tries to annoy her every chance he gets. i bet he sets a goal for himself to see how many times utahime lectures him about respecting his seniors every time he’s within the same vicinity as her. at least he called her utahime-sensei!!!

chapter 40

this isn’t even a gojohime moment tbh...i just wanted to share a pic of them sitting next to each other HEHE. why are they sitting next to each other anyway? it’s not like they have assigned seating.

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that was so long and i apologize for the gargantuan paragraphs you guys had to read through. i’m writing this at 4 in the morning and i’m feeling borderline delirious so i apologize if there are any errors. i’ll edit this when i have time <3

the next part should come shortly.

#gojohime #gouta #gojo x utahime

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dontasktheradiodemon · 3 years

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Friendly check-in (8/20/21 chat log)

After Alastor aka Astor (hi there) spent several weeks radio silent, Alastor aka Alexa (@furby-organist) calls him up to make sure that he's fine and nothing weird is going on with him.

And he is fine, but he’s been unavailable because he recently moved in with his secret lover he can’t tell anyone about, so like. He’s got to get creative with his explanation.

killstreaming

Incoming radio call! "Hel-LO my friend! Delightful to see you again!"

dontasktheradiodemon

Immediate response! "Hello hello, thank you! Delightful to hear from you too—although I'm not quite as deprived, at least I've been able to keep up with your broadcasts! I suppose I've been rather scarce, haven't I?"

killstreaming

"Oh, you've been tuning in?" He's BEAMING on his end of the radio! Absolutely radiating! "It's been a moment you haven't graced the airwaves, are you faring alright? It's only fair I make sure all's well." (Astor /had/ checked on on Alexa during that embarrassing brainrot bender, Alexa hadn't forgotten!)

dontasktheradiodemon

"Naturally! You're the best entertainment on air! Of course, I might be biased, but..."

Oh! Oh no! He'd worried the Cooler Him! How long *had* he been gone, if his own other was calling him out for his absence? "Oh, yes—yes, perfectly fine! No cause for alarm. I uh, I've just..." Been on a lovedrunk bender so heavy he'd barely managed to stumble into work each day in between sessions of blacking out in a haze of snake coils and smotheringly cozy domesticity? "... been... preoccupied with other matters, lately."

killstreaming

"Thank you, thank you, you flatter me!" Alexa is going to die. Astor thinks Alexa's chaotic shenanigans are the best thing on air and Alexa is going to die of giddiness right here in his radio tower, and some staff member's going to find the body in a week. It's fine.

"I see!" Well! As far as Alexa's concerned, whatever Astor's kept away, it can't be as Big Cringe as Alexa's own previous stint, no way would the Cooler Him be that cringe. Alexa takes that answer as a signal that he should mind his business. "I'm not here to pry, I'm simply checking that no sudden illness or other tragedy has befallen my friend! Anything you need a hand with?"

dontasktheradiodemon

“No, no no, no tragedy! All—all good things, actually.” Yeah he doesn’t even sound convincing to himself. He sounds like he’s hiding something, which he is. But he doesn’t want his alternate to be suspicious. Just as importantly, he doesn’t want his alternate to worry.

He could tell a lie—a real one to convince him, not a funny one to entertain him—but, surprisingly, just the thought of it makes his stomach turn. He thinks it would feel like lying to family. Not quite as awful as lying to his mother had been, but something closer than lying to a cousin.

A truncated truth, then. It doesn’t matter if his alternate knows he’s not getting the whole truth as long as he knows enough to know he doesn’t need to worry. “Truth be told—and I’m afraid I can’t talk about the circumstances, it’s one of those complicated matters, all secrecy and subterfuge, you know the sort—but… Well, I’ve recently come into a bit of new property.”

Because that, as much as anything else, has been contributing to his distraction. The enthrallment of domesticity isn’t just the coming-home-to-someone, but the domicile to come home to. And it’s been two and a half lifetimes since he’s had somewhere to come home to. There’s something grounding about sitting down and realizing not only does this wooden chair belong to you, but also the floor beneath it.

“And you know how it is, setting up a new place and settling in—picking out the furniture, deciding what wallpaper you can live with for the next decade, finding a walk in freezer modest enough not to overtake your pantry space but large enough to hold a prisoner or two—why, it’s practically a full time job! And damned if I can’t even get on air to make jarringly quaint quips about this gorgeous enameled cast iron cookware set I plan to keep using til the twenty-fifth century, on account of how hush-hush I have to be about even having this place! What does that leave me to talk about on air? I’m afraid not terribly much!”

killstreaming

"Oh! /Oh!/ I /see!/" Now, that's exciting! Whatever Alexa's imagining happened is far more complex and clandestine than the domestic reality, but that's what makes it more exciting! "You're 'moving'! And remodeling! That's a tedious process if there ever was one!"

(Alexa's been in the same place in the Cannibal Colony since the thirties. He hasn't moved and he's rarely attempted to remodel. He does not have the executive function to move and he's got to commend Astor for it.)

"/My/ lips are sealed! It's a shame you can't talk about it or you could set up a housewarming registry! This year I got my hands on a set of copper cookware I've been /lusting/ after--" okay, chill, Alexa, this isn't about you, "-- I mean! You should tell me about your kitchen renovations!" (He gets it, he wants to gush about his kitchenware too. And his gaslighting couch. He'll get to the gaslighting couch later, maybe.)

dontasktheradiodemon

“Tedious, god, yes—but so /rewarding/ in its tedium! Reshaping a space around you to conform to your whims! Let me tell you, there’s magic in turning a set of walls into a home as sure as any conjure you or I have ever done. Like watching a scribble untangle itself into a sigil.”

Astor, on the other hand, has never had anywhere in Hell to move /from./ When he arrived, with all of eternity before him and unlimited power to do whatever the hell he pleased, it always seemed too soon to anchor himself anywhere—and then suddenly he’d been dead as long as he’d lived, and it was too late to set down roots.

“Oh, I nearly got a set of copper—but cast iron can take higher heat, and it lasts longer, that seemed like something good to prioritize down here—but the cabinet space is a little more generous than I anticipated, the engineering in here is sheer genius, I might yet get some copper pieces, you’ll have to tell me where you got yours—oh! But you must see mine! Look, isn’t this the most fetching enamel you’ve ever seen!”

He nearly sends a picture, remembers that Alexa doesn’t run his own blog and wouldn’t be able to see it until Marina could show him, and instead sticks his hand through the radio holding out his phone with the picture pulled up. “Here!” Congratulations, Alexa: due to the fact that Astor didn’t think this through, you’re now one of the dozen-odd people privy to the fact that Astor owns a phone and does not, in fact, blog via radio transmissions.

killstreaming

"Mmhmm! Glad to hear you're enjoying the process!" Sounds nostalgic. Sounds like a distant memory of Alexa actually setting up his place, or bothering to update one of the rooms.

Alexa's /about/ to interject that he already /has/ his own set of cast iron kitchenware (both enameled and not), he knows it's better for heat and more durable, what does he look like, /uncultured/? And promptly stops himself from getting /defensive/ at a nonexistent accusation. Damn, Alexa, just let the new-home-owner express himself.

"One of the Goetias sent it from my wedding registry! Williams-Vonoma, I think? It's been a while!" It's been less than a year and he's already forgotten where he did his registry. No time to dwell on that, though, there's a hand sticking out through his radio!

He tilts the phone so he can see better. "Oh /goodness/! It's absolutely /stunning!/ It all /matches/! It's so /new!/ And /red!/ Look at the /little ones!/" Is he too busy fawning over the little baby dutch ovens like they're actual babies to even register that the phone in question might be Astor's? Absolutely!

dontasktheradiodemon

He just gets excited and infodumps out his entire thought process with no consideration for whether it would already be self-evident to his audience.

“Oh, THAT place! A fine choice! I can’t go in there, I’d leave a trail of drool up and down the aisles.” And the torture would just be too much, when he didn’t have a kitchen to properly outfit. (Except that he did now, didn’t he?)

“Aren’t they darling? They’re perfect for pot pies! I don’t think I’ve felt the urge to make a pot pie in a *decade* but they make it so fun!” Remember when Astor said he’d spent the last month in a trance acting like a housewife? Witness it in action. He’s channeling a perky recipe blogger right now. “And they’re such convenient portioning, too! Prepare all four at once, stick half in the fridge, you’ve got two for dinner today and two for dinner tomorrow!” It’s PROBABLY not Astor’s phone, definitely, it’s got the frame of a gaudy gold phone case and does that look like Astor’s style? OF COURSE NOT. DEFINITELY NOT.

killstreaming

"Tell me about it! I'll be the first to admit, I lay my eyes on the novelty utensils and I forget how to act right!" A loud /cackle/! Alexa may allegedly be as ace as they come, but high-end kitchenware stores bring his orientation into question.

"Goodness, you weren't kidding about the housewife bit! I was ready to corroborate your alibi either way, but hey! Sounds like you've been having a whale of a time!" Oho, Alexa has an idea! (Alexa, it turns out, responds to food as a potential incentive.) "Say, I'll make you a deal! Do you need anything else for your new residence? Hell knows I own far too much houseware and kitchenware; I'll pass them onto you in exchange for a pot pie or two!" Alexa has /way/ too much stuff he's accumulated over the decades, and what he hasn't got rid of is too nice to just /get rid of/. Help him, please take it off his hands.

dontasktheradiodemon

Never let them find out about pansexuals or they’ll immediately make themselves (even more) insufferable.

“No, I’m afraid the housewife part was embarrassingly sincere.” Just don’t ask about the hypnotist bit—

Stuff? He is being offered Stuff? Objects? Things? By The Cooler Him?? “Oh! Wh—Well that’s—For that, you can have all /four/ pot pies!” A flustered laugh. “Oh… goodness, I don’t know what I still need! What’s on offer?”

killstreaming

Oh! That’s a more positive reaction than he’d expected! “All four! Alright! I’ve got a bit of everything! Looks like you’re all set on cookware, but I have more if you want -- got myself a bunch of Teflon pans and skillets, I've no need for, an extra blender, a handful of storage containers shaped specifically like one half of a vegetable, a large spiralizer I never use, a solid amount of cooking utensils...” like, two drawers full of extras, he’s getting tired just thinking about going through all his stuff.

“-- do you need an espresso machine? I have a Breville Oracle I haven’t /touched/ since I stole a Mastrena from a Hellbucks. That’s just the kitchen, and not even all of it! I’ll look properly when I get home.”

dontasktheradiodemon

"HAH—why do you have containers shaped like one half of a... oooh, /do/ I need a espresso machine? I'll have to see if—" if it was on Telly's to-do list of kitchen appliances to lovingly build for him, "—if I picked up one of those anywhere... Yes, please, you figure out what you want to get rid of and I'll figure out what I need to add!"

killstreaming

“In case I wanted to store exactly one half of an onion, of course. It’s not like I could use a generic storage container.” He’s being sarcastic, but listen, those things had their allure when he saw them. They were ~aesthetic~ and fancy and promised a very precise sense of organization he could only dream to have.

He’s not going to address /how do you not know if you picked up an espresso machine when they’re that big/, “alright! Sounds like a plan! You’ll hear from me in the near future on that! Everything else going well?”

dontasktheradiodemon

And now Astor is dreaming about a fancy aesthetic organized future. Imagine it. Imagine being that put together.

"So well it makes me nervous!" And he sounds SO chipper about it.

killstreaming

Alexa animatedly CHINHANDS behind the radio; Astor is just having a whale of a time on the other end, isn't he? "Can't blame you, with the way things go around here! I know you're under a gag order of sorts, but if there's anything else you ~care to share~ I'm all ears." Yeah, sorry, you don't get to sound like you're having a blast without Alexa at least /asking/ if you want to gush.

dontasktheradiodemon

"Oh—I shouldn't. No, no, you've been patient enough with my rambling! I couldn't ask for more of your time." Beat. "Oh, but as long as you ask—what, ah, what would you consider your religious inclinations? Current or former. If you're willing to share, of course! Far be it from I to pry!"

killstreaming

Alexa has plenty of time to listen, actually, but he won't press it.

Blink. "Oh, no, I don't mind sharing. I was raised Catholic, though we saw how /that/ went," a laugh, yeah, look at that. "I went the /opposite/ direction -- explored the occult material we were explicitly forbidden from doing -- though it's more something I engage in as /needed/, than something I resonate with as a religious /affinity./"

"All my maternal relatives were, to some degree or another, practicioners of Louisianian Voudou. I grew up with it, and it remains my predominant inclination. Does that answer the question?"

dontasktheradiodemon

"All right, so more or less the same, at least in the broad strokes!" He knew from experience with other alternates that those broad strokes could vary drastically in the details, but there was no need to pry /that/ deep.

"Well, for my own part, I—stopped practicing anything in the twenties. I went through the motions, but nothing answered back. Nothing but demons, but that wasn't worship, that was business." But he didn't need to give Alexa his entire life story, move on. "Anyway, I—before I lost it, that was something that mattered to me. And in this new place, I've set up the first real altar I've had in nearly a century. And—well—I'm pretty pleased about that."

killstreaming

Ah, the question made sense now. (And it was nice to see they had vaguely similar backgrounds. Nice, nice.) Alexa nodded along, though he knew his alt couldn't see him.

"I see, I see! That's exciting! Is it a shrine to a particular loa, if you don't mind me asking?'

dontasktheradiodemon

"... No. They stopped talking to me." Enjoy that five second glimpse at Astor's vulnerable side as, for just a moment, his voice goes odd and flat.

But then he's back to normal haha don't worry about that it didn't happen. "No, it's one of our alternates! The Engineer. My first choice would be to dedicate my shrine to family, but, well! There's no reaching them from Hell, is there? And in lieu of family, alternates are the closest substitute! Anyway, he doesn't strike me as the type to stop taking a supplicant's calls over a handful of murders, ha!"

killstreaming

"Mm." Alexa won't press the conversation this time. Maybe they can chat about it another time. Moving on.

"Oh! I wouldn't have thought to go that route myself, but you're onto something! I suppose you're right! I've come to see him as a sort of guardian figure myself! Not that I've gotten myself into any trouble that's required his assistance -- not yet! Anyway! What's he like as a religious figure?"

dontasktheradiodemon

"Well, his idea of worship is meeting up once a week to paint each other's nails." Astor laughed. "So far, it's all very laid back. That might change someday, but, well. In the meantime, he says that so long as he's only got one worshipper, that worshipper is obligated to put his own well-being first! Which is how any decent relationship ought to work, if you ask me—if you're praying to something that doesn't fuss at you to take care of yourself, then why are you praying to it?"

killstreaming

“Oh, that sounds like a good time.” Alexa chinhands’ed behind his end of the radio. Cute. “I’m pleased on your behalf! And I can’t entirely disagree -- I’m not ready to have anyone but friends fuss over me, but if I was, I’d hope my new god of choice would! Or at least make me /want/ to be a bit less reckless.” Was that a little /too/ much of an admittance about something? Ew, cringe. “Anyway! Congratulations on the new religion, and your new home as well.”

dontasktheradiodemon

"Yes—/exactly/." If it WAS an admittance, Astor didn't recognize it as such; primarily because it wasn't the least bit different from what he'd always felt. For him, religion—TRUE religion, not the hallowed bureaucracy he'd been fed on Sundays—had always been an extension of family. And damn if being without a family didn't make him care that much less about caring for himself. "Yes, thank you, thank you! It's—well—it's been quite a lot of change!"

killstreaming

Right now, there was /one/ person who made Alexa the tiniest bit less reckless, but he wasn't a god, and Alexa wasn't about to talk about his relationship unprompted, so.

"It must be! I can't imagine having to move now, or make any big changes in my home." He glances back at the rest of his house. "Well, I did get an /awful/ new couch, but it comparatively wasn't a huge deal."

dontasktheradiodemon

And just like that his curiosity is piqued. "Well, you can't just /say/ that and then /not/ explain why it's so awful."

killstreaming

Unfortunately for him, Alexa likes to answer questions in ways that raise even more questions! "Well, it's kitsch as all hell, and it gaslights me!"

dontasktheradiodemon

Unfortunately for himself, Astor cracks up and decides to clown back instead of asking for clarification. "And you let it stick around when it's treating you like that?! Why, I'd kick that sorry sofa to the curb! The nerve of it!"

killstreaming

"Tell me about it! What can I say -- I'm a glutton for punishment, a sucker for pain, and this one /hands/ it out well!"

Oh, right, Astor can't see it. "The-- the couch is covered in handprints." Dammit.

dontasktheradiodemon

He can /tell/ that a pun is happening. His anticipation to find out what the pun IS is great enough that when Alexa simply /explains/ it it's enough to get a "Ha!" out of him.

Are they explaining the jokes now? "Okay—all right, now you've got to tell me how a couch is gaslighting you."

killstreaming

Is Alexa going to explain it straightforwardly, or is he going to commit maximum psychic damage? The answer's always the same. "Well, it's got text on it! And the part I can see says 'nobody believes you'!"

dontasktheradiodemon

He cracks up again. "WHY does your couch say 'nobody believes you'?! Where did you get it from, a defense attorney's waiting room?"

killstreaming

THAT sends Alexa reeling with laughter. Okay, Astor's getting the Couch Lore.

"Alright, so what happened was, I went to Hellkea -- have you been? You should consider it if you're looking for furniture, it's like a labyrinth, excellent for forgetting about the neverending taedium of existence, wandering aimlessly until time is an illusion -- anyway, they've got good meatballs!"

"So I went a month or two ago to assuage some wanderlust and acquire meatballs, right, and they've got these /garish/ couches. Apparently they're sexuality pride couches, but what caught my eye was the graphic design disaster of it all!This one's /covered/ in these pink and purple and blue hands -- like a horror movie poster! But kitsch! Awful, I tell you, and to add insult to injury, the /armrests/ are plastic mannequin arms. Naturally, I /had/ to pilfer it."

"And it's got this text on it -- 'when you change 'or' to 'and', nobody believes you' -- more of a bisexuality /angst/ couch than a pride couch if you ask me. I found it irritating. One, I /know/, I don't need the reminder, and two, it feels like the couch is pulling some word-weaseling nonsense!" He put on his best politician voice for the next bit, "~/I'm/ not saying you're this-or-that, I would never, but some people are saying it~ -- no, /you/ are bringing the suggestion light, and avoiding directly saying it by shifting responsibility to a vague other entity! Gaslight me /properly/ and tell me /you/ don't believe me!"

"So anyway, I put pillows over the first half."

dontasktheradiodemon

"Oh, good golly, don't I know it! I burgled the hell out of a Hellkea to stock up my new happy home! I spent a night trapped in there! A night! Anyway, did you see the deer macaroni? I stole spare bags." Always willing to share food.

"Oh, that /is/ irritating. I can't stand it. It's the Hypoactive Sexual Desire Disorder of bisexuality, and couches. You know what /you/ ought to do—give that couch a taste of its own medicine. Hang a mirror in front of it."

killstreaming

"Did you now! A whole night -- glad it wasn't more! I did not see the deer macaroni, unfortunately! They have that? By the time I'd got the couch and gone back for meatballs, I just wanted to go home."

"Hypoactive... Couch Disorder." That couch looks more hyperactive, actually. "You're right. I'm going to do that and call it an 'art installation'. When the couch gets angry, I can just gaslight it back! ~Why are you upset, sweetheart, it's just modern art~!"

dontasktheradiodemon

"'No, couch, I'm not being passive aggressive, you're just too sensitive!' Uh, hold on a second... let me see... here!"

Plop. Bag of macaroni teleported on Alexa's desk. Technically it's elk-shaped pasta, but when you're trying to sculpt an animal out of chunky noodle lineart the details get vague, it can be deer if you believe. And Astor believes.

killstreaming

Is that a GIFT? A gift from the Cooler Him? Alexa is /beaming/ as he inspects it. Is Alexa going to point out it's technically elk? No. He's too busy being excited about this. "Ooh, how charming! Thank you, my friend!"

dontasktheradiodemon

"Of course, any time!" The Cooler Him appreciates his gift, he's BEAMING. "I confess I'm a sucker for novelty foods, as long as they don't compromise the food quality. ... And sometimes even then if it's funny enough!"

killstreaming

"I'd say I am as well! Admittedly, I haven't poked around for anything new in a while -- I ought to get to perusing the Hellkea food section, it seems!" His mental un-health has been bad enough to nerf this interest, among others, but right now he's feeling the spark to pick it up again. "Oh, the other day I was in this one discount store -- don't judge me, I go for the eclectic kitchenware -- they had artisan pasta shaped like trees and rams and pentagrams. I should have picked it up."

dontasktheradiodemon

Who's he to judge a discount store? They'd be the only place he shopped if he had to use money. "You /should/ have! That stuff's fantastic for showing off a quality sauce, you know! And it's fun to look at. Why aren't more foods cut up to look like other things, that's what I want to know. Why do we only do it with sugar cookies and chicken nuggets? Hasn't society moved past the need for lumpy-shaped foods?"

killstreaming

Astor may be joking around, but Alexa's going to actually give it some consideration. "You're asking an important question, my friend! And shame on me for not having thought of it myself! I don't know!/Ah well, perhaps I'll pick some up next time. I might share when I have you over to get this furniture, actually."

dontasktheradiodemon

"Clearly somebody's falling down on the job of food innovation! We should look into the issue sometime!" Who's joking around? It's 2021 and humanity has put robots on Mars, surely they ought to have pizzas shaped like pigs and bread loaves shaped like flowers by now.

He was being invited over? To the Cooler Him's house?? For food??? "Why, it'd be an honor! Just let me know when!"

killstreaming

"Excellent, count me in!" It would probably be a better way of staving off ennui than hotel management, to be honest.

Did Astor think Alexa was just going to chuck a whole espresso machine (and everything else) via a portal? No way, for many reasons. "Sure! Once I figure out what's up for grabs! Give me... between an hour and two months." Girl, help, his executives are dysfunctioning,

dontasktheradiodemon

Well, yeah, but being invited over for FOOD! He cackled. "Terrific! I'll keep my schedule open!" For the next two months.

killstreaming

"Wonderful!" Wait, executive dysfunction who? The serotonin hot from making plans to have The Cooler Him over has him ready to go through his house immediately, and deep-clean it while he's at it. Unbelievable. "I suppose I'll get to it, then, and let you enjoy your new residence?"

dontasktheradiodemon

"Sure! I've kept you long enough." He said like he was the one who's called Alexa. "Just let me know!"

killstreaming

"Alright, my friend! Will do!" Time to vibrate and declutter!

dontasktheradiodemon

And time for Astor to... well, he's not decluttering, so he'll just vibrate.

#furbyorganist #killstreaming #chat log

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Master post of all my aus so you and I can easily find them. If you want to see more about a specific one feel free to send an ask otherwise I probably will forget about them until a sporadic stroke of inspiration comes along.

#Watchers Three au

Joe hills, Zedaph, and Grian are all Watchers. Each of them are a different type of watcher and through reasons end up acting as rulers of hermitcraft and its previous worlds.

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/641411763332677632/watchers-what-are-they-are-they-gods-that-rule

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/641232081839652864/watcher-grian-has-always-been-a-fun-thing-to

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/641414034207506432/three-watchers-reside-on-the-hermitcraft-server

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/642762608659906560/non-traditional-sight-keralis-he-doesnt-see-the

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/644074168509513728/ok-so-in-the-watchers-three-au-grian-zedaph

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/643401758982438912/hey-so-you-know-your-watcher-three-au-and-how

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/643938784911720448/watchers-three-au-how-does-zedaph-learn-that

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/643489155608920064/so-in-the-watchers-three-au-how-well-known-are

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/644222259461013504/i-love-your-watchers-three-au-i-kinda-wanna-know

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/643651425691369472/just-gotta-say-i-love-the-watchers-three-au-will

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/644758266518405120/so-with-the-watchers-three-au-im-thinking-that

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/645028038801817600/you-know-how-after-the-hermits-are-done-with-a

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/641592155150991360/tango-with-hearts-in-his-eyes-zedaph-are-you-an

#Techno Raises Fundy au

Wilbur in grief after Sally died/left gives Fundy to Techno to raise as he has a stable income and he himself is a shapeshifter like Fundy.

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/641497891918249984/am-i-wrong-to-want-some-techno-and-fundy-soft

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/641533081696829440/raising-a-child-was-unsurprisingly-hard-techno

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/641930204997189632/the-child-was-clinging-to-him-and-sobbing

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/641938466763161600/so-you-know-your-techno-raises-fundy-au-tho-i

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/642946900056784896/because-i-cant-stop-thinking-if-angst-anons-ask

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/643650062282539008/thinking-ab-in-the-techno-raises-fundy-au-what

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/643580405255192576/fundys-first-word-was-tno-techno-didnt

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/643838792338489344/fundys-trans-in-the-fundy-raises-techno-au-right

#Two Birds of a Feather au

Grian was chosen by the Watchers to replace their third, who happens to be philza. After ending up in hermitcraft he heals, but ends up meeting philza later who never even knew he existed. A version exists where where TBoaF is the prequel to Bodyswap.

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/643937541431689216/from-the-beginning-grian-knew-he-was-a-replacement

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/644038327351345152/grian-meeting-phil-in-two-birds-of-a-feather-and

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/644051215869788160/hi-i-just-read-your-thing-where-grian-is

#The Bodyswap au

Grian and Techno swap bodies. Each has to deal with the other's life and the fallout if their previous actions. Two versions currently exist, the soulmate body swap and the angst oops my powers acted up and now I think I stole your son's body and killed him in the process.

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/643760575577522176/new-au-grian-ends-up-switching-bodies-with-techno

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/643842074989477888/so-the-bodyswap-au-yea-what-if-you-said

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/644224321720598528/okay-so-its-time-for-that-angsty-grian-backstory

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/644851587803758592/for-some-reason-i-want-to-smush-together-your

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/645484421514919936/some-shenanigans-for-the-body-swap-au-that-could

#Hermit Eret au

Eret becomes a hermit and is adopted by mama Stress. A chill au cause Eret deserves some love and free hermit therapy.

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/641721013259960321/i-love-dsmp-kiddos-becoming-hermit-kiddos-and

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/643585815774150656/for-eret-i-think-they-would-vibe-most-with-stress

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/641773341865361408/i-would-love-to-hear-your-thoughts-on-hermit

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/644203483730509824/that-is-an-excellent-headcanon-one-that-i-whole

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/642130375115767808/hermiteret-brainrot-time-he-is-the-baby-of

#Demi-god Ranboo au

Ranboo ends up in Hermitcraft, the home of runners and exiles, and Xisuma and their fiance Etho ends up adopting them. Angst and the hermits taking care of their new merchants and child.

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/643219936828964864/hermitcraft-is-the-home-of-exiles-and-runners-you

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/643309661409378304/because-the-lovely-taryk-asked-more-of-my

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/643403206393741312/while-ranboo-is-safe-in-hermitcraft-for-now-back

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/643870134779412480/the-ranboo-awakening-for-my-demi-god-ranboo-au

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/643858168654512128/unfortunately-mcc-does-not-exist-in-this-au

#Zedeath's Angel au

Zedaph is Death and adopts little ghostinnit as his new son and future angle of death. Philza panics on the background because he is a workaholic that just got forcefully retired after a couple millennia.

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/644554480384360448/usually-i-try-and-stay-away-from-creating-a-hermit

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/644567784750186496/sorry-for-how-messy-these-thoughts-are-might-clean

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/644613020193046528/the-interaction-between-dream-and-zedeath-for-my

#Hermit Mom au

Ghostbur remembers his adventurer mom that promised to always come back to him. Only oneday she left and never came back. Too bad amnesia after death runs in the family and ZombieCleo has no interest in prying into the life of AliveCleo.

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/642402359505469440/ghostbur-remembers-not-what-he-tells-the-others

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/642587045973426176/cleo-doesnt-remember-much-from-before-joe-brought

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/642673661150724096/cleo-refrained-from-asking-about-humancleo-she

#Demon Dadpulse au

Impluse was Sapnap's demon dad after his moms died. Sadly both think the other is dead after an unfortunately timed summoning ritual.

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/644668742050168832/and-just-as-i-say-i-want-to-work-on-one-of-my-aus

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/644486533411389440/zit-as-the-recent-conversation-between-me-and-my

#Bdubs Bloodvines au

The vines in the jungle in s5 of hc was an young Egg. Bdubs managed to break free from its control and it could never grow strong. Now Bdubs is trapped in Dsmp and has to survive until he can find away back home or doc gets him back. The hermits better hurry up though, the whispers of the bloody vines are getting louder.

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/643755843327770624/the-thing-that-swallowed-up-bdubs-could-have-been

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/643953040726081536/red-vines-covered-the-earth-where-he-arrived-it

#Cursed Princes au

Greek inspired fundywasfound. Both Fundy and George are princes cursed by the gods. Fundy starts to get jealous when his husband starts too spend too much time around George after he brought him home, his insecurities kick in. I want a happy ending goddammit so it will end with the blind hero, bless by the gods, and his two monster husbands, that was cursed by the gods, living out the cottagecore dream.

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/643675647742558208/okay-so-greek-mythology-inspired-fundywastaken-and

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/643759421168680960/thank-you-so-much-for-all-your-suggestions-and

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/643758575823601664/scream-omg-yes-they-are-absolutely-gorgeous-i

#Imortal Friends au

Etho and Phil are best friends and immortals who have very different ways of deal with their immortality.

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/641953700022222848/etho-is-an-imortal-by-what-means-changes-each

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/645208871673167872/so-time-for-some-imortal-etho-he-is-extremely

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/645304665687359488/imortal-etho-and-philza-being-friends-philza

#Ghost Hunter Techno au

Modernish au where Techno and the dream team plus Skeppy and Badboyhalo investigate haunted places on weekends. Techno can see and interacts with ghosts as his twin, Wilbur is one, but plays the skeptic. He is best friends with Skeppy. Both are dating Bad.

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/641929520979509248/hello-i-just-had-the-most-amazing-idea-a-ghost

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/641963444188430336/so-further-on-this-topic-this-takes-place-in-a

Some other potential aus

NPG in DSMP au

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/645933713588404225/a-mishap-occurs-and-friendly-if-a-little-intense

Slow and Unapologetic Redemption au

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/645127074896658432/many-villains-have-slow-and-unapologetic-decents

Gecko Tommy au

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/644701327677669376/gecko-hermitcraft-stan-account

Changeling Fundy au

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/645026563721723904/fundy-as-we-know-him-is-a-changeling-wilburs

Unnamed mumbo adopts ranboo au

Gritho

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/642038562938896384/yalls-know-what-ship-is-so-goddammed-cute

Watcher fundy

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/642325140438401024/watcher-fundy-fundy-although-not-being-born-a

Hermitcraft is where herobrine goes to retire

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/642493177179389952/hermitcraft-is-were-herobrine-goes-to-retire-the

Insomnia buddies gritho

https://an-echos-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/643127144861564928/alot-of-hermits-find-it-hard-to-sleep-many-would

#Echo's Master Post!#i may have missed a few so if you see any missing tell me so i can add them

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