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[thisonlyguy-49]

Helluva Guns A’ Blazin’! - Chapter 3: Murder Family on AO3

Chapters: 4/?

Fandom: Helluva Boss (Web Series)

Rating: Mature (Violence, Language, and Sexual Themes)

Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence, Gun Violence, Angst, Angst/Comfort, Slight Sex

Genre: Comedy/Drama

Major Characters: Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Joey Galore (Helluva Boss OC), Verosika Mayday, Stolas Goetia, Stella Goetia, Octavia Geotia, Evangeline Howlosa (Helluva Boss OC)

Relationships: Blitzo/Stolas Goetia, Moxxie/Millie, Joey Galone/Evengeline Howlosa, Blitzo & Moxxie, Moxxie & Joey Galore, Millie & Joey Galore, Loona & Joey Galore, Stolas Goetia and Octavia Goetia, Joey Galore and I.M.P

Additional Tags: My First Fanfic, Blitzo Being Blitzo, Blitzo is Bad At Feelings, Alternative Universe - Canon Divergence, OC-Insert AU, Sometimes a Musical and Sometimes Not, Fights, Blood and Violence

Story Summery: A fresh start from the past is all Joey Galore ever wants, to see more beyond his childhood home and make a mark for himself in Hell. But fate decided to have different plans for him… and their names are the Immediate Murderer Professionals. Read the story following a foulmouth ex-performer turned boss, a kind and good-hearted weapons expert, a ruthless Imp with the thirst for blood, a gothic hellhound with zero care for anyone else, and our main Imp who tries to make out alive. Whether it’s murder or drama, Joey will embark on crazy misadventures both in and out of his newfound job, while unintentionally getting his new ‘family’ wrapped up into his past.

Chapter Summary:

When the Immediate Murderer Professionals tackle with murdering a homicide survivor, the task ends up growing into something more horrifying than they realize.

Warning: For Murder and Naked Owl!

Chapter Preview:

There is never a choice for where mortals arrive to once leaving the living world, their destinations dependent on both the good and bad of the deeds committed throughout the course of time spent on Earth. 

You are either a kind and friendly citizen who aims for his goals fairly and believes in doing the right thing, or a sleazy and cunning scumbag who finds selfish pleasure in the suffering of others as they cheat their way to success. Human beings are creatures with positive and negative aspects, in which they can show to the public and reveal a person’s true colors. 

A living soul’s actions can be outweighed when it involves whether they chose to help others or put them in harm’s way. The most sinister of misdeeds done at any point in a lifetime might even have already set their fate in solid stone, unable to be changed nor to be restored to its purest. It’s the sad truth indeed, and we can just accept it as that. 

Spirits who find salvation at I.M.P are not just sinners, but rather sinners with unfinished business. According to the ad for the company, the long-curvy horned imp named Blitzø specified that their clients are either horrendous people who want someone dead for their own personal pleasure, or rather souls that got screwed over by another and sending them here to Hell.

Today, their latest client was proof of the latter factor.

Mrs. Mayberry, a joyous school teacher that taught kids ages 6 - 9. One day while she was singing along with the children in her room, she was reminded that it was her husband’s birthday at the time. But as she was calling her husband via her computer, she found out a shocking secret in her bedroom: Her own husband was cheating on her with another woman. She recalled hearing the sexual moans of pleasure and lust heard from both the room and the computer. The teacher widened with fury over her husband’s betrayal, rage boiling through her bursting veins like a volcanic eruption. Her hot-headed emotions remained to get the best of Mrs. Mayberry, as she decided what she believed was the only solution to her problem.

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[thisonlyguy-49]

After a week worth’s of time spent on Procreate, I managed to finish this cover for Helluva Guns A Blazin’! It’s not as good as you’d expect, but I‘m recently experimenting with digital art since I purchase a tablet and the apps nearly two weeks ago.

Link To AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/36529996/chapters/91097359

Fandom: Helluva Boss (Web Series)

Rating: Mature (Violence, Language, and Sexual Themes)

Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violences, Gun Violence, Angst, Comfort/Angst, Slight Sex

Genre: Comedy/Drama

Major Characters: Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Joey Galore (Helluva Boss OC), Stolas Goetia, Octavia Geotia, Evangeline Howlosa (Helluva Boss OC)

Relationships: Blitzo/Stolas Goetia, Moxxie/Millie, Joey Galone/Evengeline Howlosa, Blitzo & Moxxie, Moxxie & Joey Galore, Millie & Joey Galore, Loona & Joey Galore, Stolas Goetia and Octavia Goetia, Joey Galore and I.M.P

Story Summery: A fresh start from the past is all Joey Galore ever wants, to see more beyond his childhood home and make a mark for himself in Hell. But fate decided to have different plans for him… and their names are the Immediate Murderer Professionals. Read the story following a foulmouth ex-performer turned boss, a kind and good-hearted weapons expert, a ruthless Imp with the thirst for blood, a gothic hellhound with zero care for anyone else, and our main Imp who tries to make out alive. Whether it’s murder or drama, Joey will embark on crazy misadventures both in and out of his newfound job, while unintentionally getting his new ‘family’ wrapped up into his past.

[thisonlyguy-49]

WIP WEDNESDAY: Helluva Guns A Blazin’! - Chapter 3

Sneak peek at Helluva Guns A Blazin’! Chapter 3: Murder Family

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It’s hard to believe that a freelance company could go so flawlessly without any accidents happening whatsoever. Then again, if you’re an unbalanced assassination business like I.M.P, the phrase “no accidents'' is nonexistent. The gang had to evacuate the building immediately with the orange flames seeping its way into other parts of the establishment. It would be a miracle if the Imps don’t get blamed for the entire incident. Then again, the one person to get called out on this would obviously be Moxxie, albeit he triggered that crossbow after just being startled. 

As the firefighters came by and put the flames at ease, they went back to their vehicle and confiscated the eels, as the rest of I.M.P were outside when Mrs. Mayberry drove away in a taxi. 

“Byyyye!” Blitzø bellowed as the school teacher was further away from sight. “And don’t worry, we’ll get that skank in less than 24 hours or your first kill is freeeee!”

“Wait, that part wasn’t in the ad.” The tall Imp stated. “You said you charge for free when you’re paid to kill kids.” 

“Joey’s right, sir,” Moxxie added. “Since when did we start implementing that deal?”

The founder turned his head to Moxxie, beginning to grab his face. “When you set fire to my office in front of a CLIENT, YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT!!” Blitzø pushed Moxxie away to face the other employees, “Now someone please tell me that fancy book is still intact!”

You mean, our only ticket to the living world?” Loona asked, typing on her phone and then taking out the book. “Yeah. Got it.” 

“And that’s why you’re my favorite, Loonie!’” Blitzø rejoiced, as he took out a dog treat from his pocket. “You get a treat now!”

“Ew, stop.” The hellhound commented with slight disgust. Blitzø threw the treat into the air, grabbing it with his tongue like a lizard as he devoured it. “You’re so gross!”

“Aww, stop it. I get enough of that from my therapist.”

With Loona leaving the Imps on their own, Joey examined his female Imp coworker, mildly hypnotized by the drawn pentagram made from chalk on a building wall.

“Hey, new guy!” Blitzø exclaimed. “Are you coming with us?”

“Huh? What?” The Imp shifted his head left and right, snapping out of his trance. He looks down briefly to see his boss smiling widely as ever it seemed. 

“I said, are you coming with us?” The jester-like Imp repeated, his tone a bit more serious the second time.

The newcomer hesitated to answer, as this question felt so sudden to be asked. It’s only been two days since he’s been accepted into the company, and he wasn’t really sure if the others trusted him to be brought along on a job. But he can’t waste this, he’s now an assassin after all. 

“Uh… yeah, count me in.”

“That’s the spirit!” The foul-mouth Imp slapped his hand hard onto Joey’s back, earning a quick expression of pain from the taller demon.

“No problem, I’m one of you guys now, so I might as well do my part, right?”

“Exactly, as a member of I.M.P, it’s important for each and everyone of us to lay our asses out on the table.”

“...What?”

“I’m saying you gotta contribute, kid. Jeez, can’t understand some typical boss talk, can’t ya?”

Joey slowly opened his mouth, feeling stiff about what to say next. “Uhhhh…”

But before he could actually form words, Moxxie brought himself into their talk. “Wait, Joey, are you sure you want to do this? I mean, this is going to be your first time with us at work, specifically in the human world.”

Moxxie had a point; Joey’s never technically been to the surface. The type of demons who have had experience in such a realm are sinners, who have fallen down here as punishment. Hellborn creatures, as the title implies, simply go through life and death in Hell’s seven rings. However, the Imp now is in close proximity with a book defying what he previously believed. This will be his first experience, so he’ll have to know what must be done. 

“I know that, Mox,” he started, “but anything’s better than staying out here. A proper introduction to the outside might as well do it, right?”

The white-haired one paused, but sighed with a content smile, “Right.”

The jester-like Imp popped his head in between them, splitting them up for space. “Well, I guess that settles it then. New guy, time to see what us badass bitches can whip up when we get serious!”

Moxxie muttered, “And yet you’re the least serious overall.”

“Hey!” Blitzø hissed, “I hear that, dipshit!

Pushing the married male out of his face, the employer wielded a sinister grin of joy across his scarred face. “Now let’s go lick some ass!”

“The expression is ‘kick some ass’, Blitzø.” Millie stated, putting up finger guns.

“Mine’s better.”

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[thisonlyguy-49]

Helluva Guns A Blazin’! - Chapter 2: Office Icebreaker

Chapters: 2/?

Date Posted: 2/22/22

Fandom: Helluva Boss (Web Series)

Rating: Mature (Violence, Language, and Sexual Themes)

Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violences, Gun Violence, Angst, Comfort/Angst, Slight Sex

Genre: Comedy/Drama

Major Characters: Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Joey Galore (Helluva Boss OC), Stolas Goetia, Octavia Geotia, Evangeline Howlosa (Helluva Boss OC)

Relationships: Blitzo/Stolas Goetia, Moxxie/Millie, Joey Galone/Evengeline Howlosa, Blitzo & Moxxie, Moxxie & Joey Galore, Millie & Joey Galore, Loona & Joey Galore, Stolas Goetia and Octavia Goetia, Joey Galore and I.M.P

Story Summery: A fresh start from the past is all Joey Galore ever wants, to see more beyond his childhood home and make a mark for himself in Hell. But fate decided to have different plans for him… and their names are the Immediate Murderer Professionals. Read the story following a foulmouth ex-performer turned boss, a kind and good-hearted weapons expert, a ruthless Imp with the thirst for blood, a gothic hellhound with zero care for anyone else, and our main Imp who tries to make out alive. Whether it’s murder or drama, Joey will embark on crazy misadventures both in and out of his newfound job, while unintentionally getting his new ‘family’ wrapped up into his past.

Chapter Summary: Moxxie begins to connect more with I.M.P's newest employee during a sudden session of paperwork, which involves long periods of silence and the story of a coffee shop incident.

Chapter Preview: “Holy horny owls! It’s here!” An unexpected knock on the company’s front entrance had alarmed the jester-like Imp out of his private office and into the main room. With eyes opened with glee and anticipation, he ran out like a little boy who’s about to receive a lollipop, pushing Moxxie out of the way with zero hesitation.

“Ow!” The married Imp exclaimed in pain, falling to the ground on his face. “Sir, what the fuck?!” Despite his employee’s vulgar question, Blitzo didn’t hear any of it while opening the door in an Imp in a delivery man uniform.

Millie came up to the goat-legged Imp as she helped him up to his feet.

“You okay, Moxxie?” Millie softly asked her husband.

“Yeah, as okay as I could be on days like this.” He replied, rubbing his face.

“You mean being the fuck-up of an employee you are?” The married couple guided their pupils to the hellhound receptionist, who was reading another issue of Hellhound Monthly. “Because if anything, that’s all you might be good at.”

“What the? Hey!” Moxxie blurted, once again offended by Loona’s immature language. “I’ll have you know that unlike the fuck-up I am, I actually put some effort into what we stand for in this company. Maybe it’s time you should learn how to do the same, considering yesterday.”

“I thought I already told you before, that brat was our target, so none of you can blame me for that.”

“He was mostly specifying what we were pointing out that day!” Millie pointed out, remembering Loona’s moments of cruelty and irresponsibility. “Plus, my Moxxie is not a fuck-up!”

“Whatever.” The gray canine muttered tonelessly.

“Can you guys keep it quiet?! I’m having an important discussion right now!” The 2 Imps and hellhound heard the boss’s loud complaint, as the three went into silence while Blitzø continued his conversation.

“Alright, mister,” the delivery Imp blandly said, “just sign here to confirm your order and it’s done.”

“Great!” Blitzø spouted with glee, signing the paper with his signature while leaving a small drawing of a horse to wrap it off. “Now get the fuck in here and leave it on top of that table!” The boss pointed his finger to a table positioned against the wall by his office.

The deliverer rolled the mysterious rectangular object indoors, earning glances of suspicion and confusion to the other employees.

“Blitzø, what the hell is that?” Loona questioned, being the first to put everyone’s thoughts out.

“I’m glad you asked, Loony-Poo.” The white-scarred Imp replied, followed by a disgusted look from his daughter due to the nickname. “Today is a very special day for me.” The delivery Imp lifted the large object and struggled as they alone brought the order and carried it onto the four-legged platform. “Thank you,” He commented to the random Imp. “Now get the living hell out of here! Daddy’s got some goddamn new pets to play with!” With a grin on his face, he watched the delivery Imp went back outside with the cart, grumbling some unintelligible complaints of frustration.

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[thisonlyguy-49]

Helluva Guns A Blazin’! - Chapter 1: The Meeting (Pilot) on AO3

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Helluva Boss (Web Series)

Rating: Mature (Violence, Language, and Sexual Themes)

Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violences, Gun Violence, Angst, Comfort/Angst, Slight Sex

Genre: Comedy/Drama

Major Characters: Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Joey Galore (Helluva Boss OC), Stolas Goetia, Octavia Geotia, Evangeline Howlosa (Helluva Boss OC), Marco Alibus - Slashpunk (Helluva Boss OC)

Relationships: Blitzo/Stolas Goetia, Moxxie/Millie, Joey Galone/Evengeline Howlosa, Blitzo & Moxxie, Moxxie & Joey Galore, Millie & Joey Galore, Loona & Joey Galore, Stolas Goetia and Octavia Goetia, Evangeline Howlosa and Millie, Joey Galore and I.M.P

Additional Tags: My First Fanfic, Blitzo Being Blitzo, Blitzo is Bad At Feelings, Alternative Universe - Canon Divergence, OC-Insert AU, References to Smiling Friends (TV), Joey Is That One Guy Recently Hired And Is Already Confused, Sometimes a Musical and Sometimes Not, Fights, Blood and Violence

Story Summery: A fresh start from the past is all Joey Galore ever wants, to see more beyond his childhood home and make a mark for himself in Hell. But fate decided to have different plans for him… and their names are the Immediate Murderer Professionals. Read the story following a foulmouth ex-performer turned boss, a kind and good-hearted weapons expert, a ruthless Imp with the thirst for blood, a gothic hellhound with zero care for anyone else, and our main Imp who tries to make out alive. Whether it’s murder or drama, Joey will embark on crazy misadventures both in and out of his newfound job, while unintentionally getting his new ‘family’ wrapped up into his past.

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[thisonlyguy-49]

I wanted to share my OC for Helluva Boss, who has been in my head for a really long time as of now.

BTW, this is just some rough piece I did on my sketchbook.

Meet Joey Galore, an innocent yet simply anxious hook-horned Imp who moved out of his home in Lust to make a mark for himself in Hell. With a new apartment in the Pride Ring, Joey has fate lead him to become the new guy to the Immediate Murderer Professionals.

Sounds weird at first, but it’s fun overall on what to do with an original character. I even wrote a fanfic about this guy on AO3 (which I’ll post a link to later).

Let me know your thoughts.