#Immediate Murderer Professionals

[tiffanyblueeverything]

Everyone is talking about Millie's pregnancy but not her adorable fucking Rambo headband during the fight against Andrealphus

[song-of-baldy-ron]

IMP is about to get a lot more business from this visibility

I bet they'll need a secretary to help keep up with all that extra paperwork

[the-moons-ace-card]

THERE IS SO MUCH TO UNPACK IN THIS EPISODE

BLITZØ NEARLY DYING

IMP FOUND FAMILY

LOONA CALLING BLITZØ DAD

BLITZØ BEING MORE EMOTIONALLY OPEN

SATAN LEVIATHAN AND BELPHAGOR

OZ AND BEE GANGING UP ON MAMMON

FIZZ BEGGING OZ TO DO SOMETHING

STOLAS BEING STOLAS

VASSAGO BEING EVERYTHING I HOPED FOR

VIA CRYING TO STELLA

STELLA ACTING LIKE SHE GAF

STRIKER BEING STRIKER

ANDREALPHUS BEING ELSA

STOLAS LOOKING BEAUTIFUL

STOLITZ DUET

STOLAS BEING READY TO DIE FOR BLITZØ

STOLITZ LIVING TOGETHER

STOLITZ CHEEK KISS

I’ve never been more stressed watching an episode of Helluva Boss, but my god, this episode was PEAK

[sometimes-they-come-back-237]

Blitzo: “And we don’t get rid of family.”

Moxxie: “We aren’t a family, Sir.”

…

[sasukesofficiallawyer]

[laz-kay]

He protec🥲

[radargrind2091]

Helluva Boss Icons from the Pilot and Series

-Left column images: Helluva Boss Pilot

-Right column images: Helluva Boss Series

-Helluva Boss (c) SpindleHorse

[sockboioioing]

Hi so yeah

Ignore any typos i have fake nails on and its impossible to type

Also if anyone can help me with naming the mammon courtesy that would be so swag

[theadhddimsenion]

Look as much as I love m&m and fizzmodeous I don't think that they should be exempt from having struggles in their relationships that last more than one episode.

I personally don't like that m&m and fizzmodeous are put on a pedestal compared to stolitz. I think that them having multiple episode struggles would be good for the show for to have the extra drama will for sure draw in more views and fans but more importantly it will show that even "perfect" relationships require work from both sides.

I think millies pregnancy and what it means for her relationship and ozzies inability or less likely unwillingness to help fizzs closest friend could both nessacry struggles for the perfect couples to go through.

Like this could help fizz and Ozzie reconcile with the nature of their privileged postions and acknowledging the oppressive system they find themselves at the top of and ultimately coming out as a healthier couple for it.

Or maybe the potential baby could help m&m actually look at the flaws in their relationship like moxxies emotional needyness (which has been getting better as his confidence has grown) and millie learning she shouldn't have to sacrifice her own mental well-being for others all the time and trying to do so will only result in her blowing up at the people she's trying to help.

All I'm saying is stolitz shouldn't be the only ship in this show that has to go through multiple episode struggles.

Hell I've mentioned it before but I think it would be really cool if stolitz actually helped m&m with their first spat.

Blitz talks with millie and stolas with moxxie as they explain if they can have a semi healthy relationship even after all that's happened then a couple as lovely dovey as m&m will be just fine. Blitz comforts millie reassuring her that no matter what happens both he and moxxie will always welcome her and respect her descion regarding the child while stolas shares his experience with wives with moxxie showing that he should count himself lucky millie Is nothing like stella and loves him dearly and as such he shouldn't take her for granted and make her his emotional rock 24/7.

[selineram3421]

Petit Lapin Blanc

Part 5

Part 4

Alastor and Human Child Reader

Warnings ⚠

⚠ platonic, (gn) gender neutral reader, N/n = Nickname, Italics=thoughts, I.M.P, the mention of murder, commercial jingle ⚠

You turned by spinning the stool to see a blonde woman with a red-pink suit at the counter where the bell was.

"Oh, good. I have everyone's attention now.", she said with a smile and walked over to you.

Feeling unsure, you reached for Alastor's hand to hold and the man in red let you, giving you a pat on the head with his other hand. The woman bent her knees a bit as she stood in front of you, wanting to be at your eye level.

"Hey little one..", she made her smile look softer. "How did you get here? It's a bit far from home."

You felt a little more unsure after she mentioned home.

"How do you know where home is?", you asked with a slight glare, turning towards the red man a bit.

"Well my dad knows but I've heard stories about it!", she says.

You squint your eyes at her.

"Suspicious..", you mumble.

"Ha!", Alastor laughs. "Charlie, dear. I think it's best that you introduce yourself first. Strangers are quite untrustworthy."

The blonde woman, Charlie, stands up and clears her throat with an embarrassed smile.

"You're right."

Vaggie stands next to the blonde and pats her shoulder.

"Don't worry, she owns the hotel and just wanted to meet you.", the white haired woman smiled. "This is Charlie."

Charlie gave you a small wave. "Hi."

After taking in what you could learn from her appearance, you deemed her safe enough. She didn't wear a fake smile, she stepped back when seeing you uncomfortable, and well..now she was waiting for you to respond.

She wanted your trust.

"Hi.", you waved back.

"Can we know your name?", Charlie asked.

"No.", you said firmly.

Her smile dropped and she looked worried.

"Ah yes. N/n here thinks we are fae, they will not give their name.", his smile widens. "What a smart child."

"Oooh, yeah that is smart. You don't know how many deee-I mean people! Uh, how many people have been tricked by giving their name.", Charlie corrects herself.

"Nice catch.", Husk grumbled, still shuffling the cards.

You almost forgot he was there since he was so quiet.

"So I was right!", you cheered and stood up on the stool. "You guys are like fae!"

"Not quite little one.", Alastor had you sit down on the stool again. "I promised to tell you later, remember?"

"Why is later taking so long?", you pouted and crossed your arms.

"Would you like tomorrow?", he asked with a raised brow.

"No!", you stood up on the stool again and faced the red man with a determined glare.

"And why not?", he questioned, picking you up and shifted until you were comfortable in his hold.

"Because then it'll never happen.", you explained with a sad, quiet tone.

Whenever grown-ups would say tomorrow, it never happened. You hated tomorrow. You lived by the day whenever it came.

Tomorrow was never promised.

"I hate tomorrow."

.

Alastor found your distrust toward the Princess hilarious.

"Charlie, dear. I think it's best that you introduce yourself first. Strangers are quite untrustworthy.", he spoke up.

The little one finally greeted Charlie after she took a step back from the child.

Then the Princess asked for their name and the human quickly said no. Poor Charlie looked distraught and wondered what she had done wrong, so he decided to help clue the young lady in on why you wouldn't give your name.

"Ah yes. N/n here thinks we are fae, they will not give their name.", his smile widened. "What a smart child.", he complimented.

The Princess almost lets it slip that they are demons but manages to save herself from saying the word demons.

"So I was right!", they cheered and stood up on the stool. "You guys are like fae!"

"Not quite little one.", Alastor had them sit down on the stool again so they wouldn't fall. "I promised to tell you later, remember?"

They pouted and whined that it was taking too long.

"Would you like tomorrow?", he asked with a raised brow.

"No!", they stood up on the stool again and faced him with a determined glare.

Curious.. He thought. "And why not?", he questioned, picking them up and shifted until they were comfortable in his hold.

Charlie's eyes widened at his action but he paid no mind and focused on the human child.

"Because then it'll never happen.", they explained.

Where did they learn such a thing? Hmm.. They must have been disappointed repeatedly.

"I hate tomorrow.", the little human glared with such hatred for that one word.

"Very well, later it is.", he said with a nod. "How's after dinner? I'm sure you're hungry after all that walking."

"Um, actually Alastor. I don't think-", Charlie started.

"Is it safe for me to eat? Fae food isn't safe.", they said. "If you are like fae, then it's not ok for me to eat."

"They are right.", the Princess agreed. "We'd have to get food outside of uh..this realm in order for them to eat."

Clever little thing.

"Alright then, let's get your human food and we'll have dinner!", he declared and placed them back on the stool, making sure they sat down. "Now, you must stay seated on this type of seat, especially since it spins. You can hurt yourself if you're not careful. So, no more standing on it."

"Oh, ok.", they nodded.

"Husker!", he then turned to face the cat demon behind the bar counter. "Continue to entertain them. I must find them something suitable to eat."

"Fine.", the feline responded and glanced at the child. "Hey kid, wanna learn how to bite quarters?"

"You can bite quarters?", the little one asked, spinning to face the cat, interested.

"Want to see me do it?", Husk said as he pulled out a coin and flipped it before catching it mid air.

"Yeah!"

Not having to worry about them running off, Alastor gestured for the girls to follow him and walked to a nearby office.

"Ok, what is going on? How did a human, a human child at that, get down here? They aren't even dead!", Charlie asked, whisper shouting at the last bit.

"Alastor said he doesn't know. He found them on the street, watching the tv's in front of the tech store.", Vaggie explained.

"I was just as surprised as you dear, but they don't remember themselves, A case of amnesia. It's quite the mystery.", he said, holding his hands behind his back and tapped his finger on his palm. "However, we don't have the time to solve it, our biggest problem is getting them food from Earth. As far as I know, there is no way to get up there."

"Because you don't watch t.v.", Vaggie rolled her eyes and got the television remote.

He rolled his eyes in response.

The white haired woman turned on the noisy chatter-box at the push of a button and switched it to a channel.

A commercial was on.

"Hi there! I'm Blitzø, the O is silent-", an imp introduced himself. "..and I'm the founder of I.M.P!"

He glared at the screen, not sure what he was supposed to gather from this commercial.

"Why are we watching this?", he asked.

"Just wait.", Vaggie sighed.

"Well, luckily for you! Thanks to our company's special access to the living world-", the imp said and managed to open a portal with a spell book. "..we can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive!", he walked over to the portal and fell back into it.

Then a music bit for the company started.

Interesting..

"Kids die for free~!"

The commercial ended but then started up again.

Vaggie turned off the television. "That's been on for the last two hours.", she mumbled.

"Oh my gosh..", Charlie covered her mouth in horror.

"Ah, I see now! We can hire that lot to get food.", he said.

"We can hire that lot to send them back! Este idiota-", Vaggie hissed out and then started spewing out some Spanish.

Send them back? He thought. That was the plan, wasn't it..

"Let's make sure they eat first and then we can send them back, yeah?", Charlie placed a hand on her partner's shoulder. "I'm not sure how they got down here but they must be pretty tired."

"Yes, Charlie is right. For now the food will do and then we'll take care of them going home tomorrow.", he said before stepping out of the office.

He walked back to the lobby and spotted the little human holding a fan of cards, playing 'Go-fish' with Husk.

"Mind if I join in?", the deer demon sat on the stool next to their's.

"I beat Husk!", they declared and handed him some cards.

"Oh really?", he said and looked at the cards in his hand.

"I think they're cheatin'.", Husk grinned, pretending to whisper.

"Nu-uh! Am not!", the little one frowned with their cheeks puffed out in anger at the accusation.

"Hmm.. I don't know. I always win at card games..", Husk said, looking at them from the corner of his eye.

"Maybe I'm just better!", they said and asked if anyone had twos.

"Go fish.", Alastor smiled.

Yes, tomorrow they would go home.

He picked up a card from the pile after asking for sevens, receiving the response 'go fish'.

But tomorrow is never promised..

Hi. Thanks for waiting and here you go.

~Seline, the person.

Part 6

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[tiffanyblueeverything]

Is this or is this not how this scene went

[chupracadupraa]

okay but the scene where blitzø dives over everyone to protect them..

i love it so much, it really goes to show his protectiveness of the people he loves (not that we didn’t already know that) it’s just a nice little detail

[foundfamilyhq]

Propaganda under read more:

This imp is a very broken individual. Most of the ways he reacts to people is from experiencing life on hard mode. His dad sold him for spare change and an extra slim condom to then steal from the royal demon family. He accidentally caused a fire that destroyed his family's circus, greviously injured his best friend, and killed his mother. He rejects people that get to close to him for fear of being rejected when he opens up to them.

As it is, most of his friends and family are in the found family and he could really use their presence in his life to help ground him and make him more stable and happy.

In the last few episodes and shorts of the show, he has been going through his emotions more and learning how to deal with his trauma. Hopefully this will help him grow for the better for himself, his friends, his family, and his business.

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He needs a hug and a family

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his dad sucks and his relationship with his brother is a struggle and he destroys every intimate relationship he touches and it's really sad and i just think he could really use a family. please. i need to force connection and emotional enrichment upon him . he's a good person at his core i think. he just needs like….. to learn to trust a little

[vanna-v]

stolitz is endgame

one step closer to saying I love you. We saw in this episode him saying i love you to his friends (the rest of IMP), and this means sinsmas is going to have him say i love you to stolas (I HOPE). This episode forced stolas to realize his manipulation and the contrast between his social standing and Blitz's by stripping it from him, and now he will finally be able to see things from Blitz's perspective. Meanwhile, the sacrifice he has made will show Blitz that he truly does love him, and that Blitz is truly deserving of love considering that someone he cares about will go through such lengths to save him. I can't help but feel bad for Octavia though, she's the one who drew the shortest stick out of everyone who was affected.

[a-chronic-overthinker]

fuck zodiac signs, which one of blitz's horse ocs are you?