#help!!!!!!!

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

imagine you're dating v1 and it offers to make you dinner one night and the food it makes just sucks so fucking bad. It's not even anything fun like it got confused and put a bunch of blood in a casserole pan. It's just really poorly cooked. It's under seasoned, all the meat is still cold in the middle. But it's clear v1's not even fucking with you it tried its best but it is a robot built to kill shit really efficiently and it just has no idea what it's doing.

the fish was freshly caught, though.

I have successfully stolen @/shit-ultrakill-imagines identity. Who will be my next target

[shima-draws]

Sanlu consuming my brain like a goddamn fungus. Please send help. I’ve already written down so many ideas for fics I’m going to blow up

Blurred bc spoilers and also some of these are really REALLY self indulgent (embarrassing) and may never see the light of day

[jennycalendar]

WILLOW CHOOSING TO THROW AWAY HER INVISIBILITY ON HER OWN TERMS JUST IN TIME FOR OZ TO SEE HER god they are so much and i am never immune. not ever

[polycharismas]

breathes heavily . will people think im a freak for shipping all of the charismas together .

[novemberthorne]

I posted some (graphic please be warned it IS porn) fanart on my twitter account for your "Something Lost, Something Found" fic which lives rent free in my brain all the time. Idk if you're active on Twitter but I know you're active here so I just wanted to let you know I love that fic with all my being ❤️❤️❤️

@maybewekiss on twitter

OH. MY. GOD.

I want you to know that I had to take three laps around the room before I could sit down and fully process this. Like I wrote on twitter, I want to frame this and put this on my wall 😭❤️ I don't have a wallet because we live in modern times, but I want to GET a wallet just to print your art out and keep it in there...

I feel so thankful and blessed, thank you a MILLION TIMES for drawing and sharing this with me. I'm genuinely just 😭💖❤️💖 in AWE and so flattered!!

Here's the link to the art!!! (nsfw) please check out the rest of their works, they're an AMAZING artist!!

[thefloatingstone]

I CAN PLAY RATCHET AND CLANK WITHOUT GETTING A PS5?????

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

[bokettochild]

Me: Legend is underfed and thus TINY

My hands: yes but what if he could kill you?

Me: what if he could kill me?

My hands: excellent question! He's can now slaughter you with a look

Me: he can slaughter me with a look. holy cuckoos why? I have HOMEWORK!

[maebe888]

៸៸  ׂ  PIN. 𝒑𝒂𝒕í𝒏 𝒃𝒓𝒖𝒋𝒂,,

"when the last sparks of the fireworks have disappeared into the sky, they turn into rain and snow and will fall upon the earth again, nourishing the land and nurturing humanity so that someday they can be sent up into the sky again and display their magnificence."

my name is papers (or serrano)! i'm 14... and the only matt gavin main you'll see on "poppy" tumblr!!!

eng/esp/rus/viet ★ (i am only fluent in english)

trivia

genshin fan (but not that kind of fan)

ashkenazi jew

came from twitter (@assaultedsuter)

american/irish/vietnamese

ships

maebe (matt gavin, phoebe wrapson, in an irl relationship)

jonin (jono suter, matt gavin)

sutiott (jono suter, james marriott)

mais (matt gavin, louis salanson)

end

[cinnamoanangels]

It's been three days and I still can't download the sims horse ranch

[lunavour]

i'm normal I SWEAR

[chemmerson]

um yeah so i will be unavailable for the foreseeable future!!!!

[sgterso]

i’m growing out my undercut and it’s just above my shoulders and since im tired of having two different hair lengths i got my hair cut to match it and then this morning i walked out of the salon looking like this motherfucker with bangs

[ihatebnha]

you know that one couple on tiktok where the husband slaps his wife’s ass whenever she’s unlocking the door to their apartment and it makes a really loud sound and he covers her mouth so she doesn’t scream and pulls her away so they don’t wake the neighbors (LMAO THIS IS THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE IT)? that’s kaminari.

Lmfao you might have to drop the link to this because I don’t know them and when I tried to look it up… I got weird results kdhdidjkfk…

But… I do see this happening (consensually) and esp the part where he covers your mouth. Maybe one day your neighbors actually do wake up or already up to see you… and Denki just… has you trapped and squirming in his arms while he waves, all 😋👋🏻

When you get inside you’re like… PLEASE you’re gonna get the cops called on us, and he’s just, “why? They know I’m a hero!!!”

DENKI!!! YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE ABUSING YOUR SPOUSE. And then he gets sad bc he just likes your butt, that’s all hdhdkjdkf.

[queenangst]

:headpat: I watched a livestream of stray and no no I am not normal about it -Fluffy

im ill

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[morggo]

I Will Not Apologize

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