considering putting my fursona drawing with complicated background on hold because i've been bewitched by Stupendi-fox...
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Even leaving aside the obvious ship bait here, this is one of the best examples of character comedy Hoyo has posted in a long time.
The fact that Jade sends Aventurine a bunch of rocks just knowing that his incredible luck will allow him to suss out, without even cutting the stones, exactly which ones are worth processing is funny as hell.
The fact that Aventurine is actually able to answer and picks out the rocks that contain high value jade without hesitation is absolutely hilarious.
Bro is out here using his blessing from a goddess to play blind-box prize games. This is like finding out X-Men's Professor X uses his telepathy to order pizza.
Do you think people ever call Aventurine like "Hey man, is my new relationship going to work out?"
And Aventurine's just over here as the divination champion of Pier Point going "Signs point to no, friend. The vibes are just rancid. Abandon ship ASAP."
And then he trips over his catcake and eats shit because he didn't see it coming.
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QUICK NO ONE'S LOOKING
(See readmore for thoughts, cope, bonus, etc.)
Anyone else up thinking about Ratio's big, strong, secure arms and how warm and all-consuming they could be in a hug or embrace. :/ Anyway
I just wanted to draw them being cute and seizing a sliver of a moment where they could have some PDA silly time without actually having any eyes on them. They're public figures and working adults with very clear boundaries between public persona and private life (to varying degrees of "in a sad way"), so while it may be in Aventurine's nature to constantly blur lines for various agendas and self-preservation (read: play "the flirt" without an aligned goal), I believe that in an actual relationship they'd be fairly private.
It's kind of fun to break your own rules, though! Ratio would be more upset about the consequences, though. He's a little bit of a hypocrite, which is devastating for someone of such discipline, but nobody's perfect.
I'm of the mentality of, "If you're tired of working on it, then just post it!", so here are some fun peripherals that I didn't feel like adding:
Some staff in the background sweeping up to evoke a blended sense of fragile privacy and liminal time.
A laptop on the aquarium/bar/counter because there's something fascinating about seeing people on their work laptops in public.
The rest of their clothes (casual friday)
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Chifuyu refusing to sleep just because Baji hasn't slept, maybe not the best health decision but no one can question his loyalty!
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No, but you don't understand-
Lloyd's whole life has been defined by the green ninja title, the prophesy, his family ties, all his most notable villains are tied to the green ninja legacy, it's this pressure that has constantly been put on him mixed with this weirdly personalized praise, and it's messed him up SO bad. It's this lense which every single interaction of his is put through. It's such a central point in his identity with so much baggage, manipulation, expectation and reward attached to it...
And that's why Akita is so good for him. Cuz all of that literally means nothing to her.
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Crowley like, never eats stuff when he and Aziraphale are on one of their meal dates, so I'm going to go ahead and headcanon that during one of their earlier meals he ordered but never actually ate his food, and Aziraphale was like "you gonna finish that? it's a shame to let such good food go to waste" and Crowley was like "have at it" so now every time they go out together Crowley orders something he knows Aziraphale will like and doesn't eat it on purpose so Aziraphale can have it
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There are only so many fanfics that use the entirety of DC as cardboard cutouts to prop up bat family characters that I can read before I go berserk.
I swear to god. Every character that has ever been shipped with a bat or coexists on the same team as a bat is owed an apology.
How many Young Justice fanfics that solely revolve around Tim must exist? How many Titans fanfics centered only on Dick? Why is it a herculean task to find a Justice League fanfic without Bruce as the main character?
And then even when you do find a fic that seems like it's balanced, everything still revolves around the bat. Like Kon, Cassie and Bart have nothing else going on in their lives except Tim and Tim's issues or thinking about Tim. Like Donna and Wally and Roy just cannot function if they aren't spending every waking moment thinking about Dick.
I'm... Guys. I'm at my limit. I swear to god. We need to make a Batman tag and surgically remove all these fics and quarantine them there. We'll keep the actual DC fics and they can do whatever the fuck they want in their own tag. It's getting ridiculous how hard it is to find fanfic that's actually DC related and isn't just 'The BatFam Show'.
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There is a drunk korean customer hitting on the number one cutest karaoke staff 💦
Korean Maki x Japanese Nico AU
This is inspired by a trend on Twitter a while ago where people draw Korean X Japanese girl (see the QRT and you’ll be flooded by lots of cute art)
of course being the nicomaki trash i am, i draw this AU for them, I think it’s my favorite AU now 😇
why this makes sense for nicomaki:
1) Pile is half korean
2) I just want to draw it
i got a nkmk infection in my brain- this whole story only took 5 seconds to write in my head 👇
Maki is half Korean-Japanese & currently on a medical student exchange in Japan. There she meets Nico, a staff at a karaoke place that Maki frequently visits.
Maki can’t take her eyes off Nico since day one but being the loser she is, she buries her feelings. One night, Maki gets too drunk and spills everything out in Korean right IN FRONT OF NICO and when they're getting closer-
Maki: *pass out*
Nico: ...huh? huh??
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The next day Maki frantically apologizes to Nico for all the embarrassing thing she had done & Nico forgive ofc
Maki: did I do other things to you?
Nico: nothing...
Maki: oh thank god
Nico: haha yeah, you're definitely not trying to kiss me
Maki: haha yeah Nico: yeah
Maki:
Nico:
(It's going to be so entertaining when Maki finds out that cute girl is actually 3 years older than her...)
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AND ANYWAY with that apology happening Nico is being called to work again and before she left, she said
"Dont mind it :) Let's introduce ourselves properly next time, of course when you're sober haha"
Maki, the night later being the loser she is:
YAZAWA-SAN... I LOVE YOU.............
translation of the mixing language gay despair maki-chan:
"Why are you so cute? Isn’t it unfair to be that cute? Is she asking me out on a date? I can’t stop thinking about you… ah, it’s bad, I’m mixing up Japanese, Korean, and English. Really, I’m so hopelessly in love, what should I do??? (ㅠ ㅠ)(ㅠ ㅠ)"
new character unlocked, say hello to kousaka honoka, daughter of a local bar owner
translation of the mixing language gay despair maki-chan(2):
"I'm not okay at all. I am in love… uahhhh Yazawa-san is so CUTE!!! What should I do???"
If I ever made a nkmk doujinshi i will totally pick this story (unless there are more exciting story in the future we will never know) there is so much to explore with this AU flustered maki-chan who is head over heels for nico and nico who like to tease maki-chan oooooooooooooooooooooooo
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