#help wtf

[thewalrusespublicist]

Of course the 15 year old that Sean spilled his guts out to over DM about his inheritance and his parents shit made Yuri on Ice/McLennon comparison posts. Never change Beatles lore.

[cloudedcreams]

✦ Yandere! Stalker who is obsessed with you and he can’t get you out of his head. You don’t know anything about him or who he is, other than the fact that he is oddly infatuated with you.

✦ You had no idea you were even being watched until you started receiving messages. At first you brushed them off as a weird prank or a wrong number until the spam began, hurried messages filled with typos begging you to stop blocking, asking for you and for your love and for a chance to show you just how 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 he was.

✦ Of course you didn’t listen! But you learnt to, as bloody letters and envelopes will shredded hair began to appear at your doorstep. You were scared, but in the letters he promised not to hurt you, that he only wanted you to be his baby and he would never dream of harming you.

✦ You were a social reject. You had nobody to confide in about what was happening, and the police refused to help with no leads of who was harassing you, so you were forced to live knowing there was somebody out there obsessed with you.

✦ One week in which you’d been especially sad you had received a gift bag on your door step. Inside was the remains of your favourite flower, a broken locket and a small tub of sweets. It was an odd gift to say the least, but one you found lightened your mood.

✦ Over time you began to question the person who would message you constantly. You asked him who he was, and why he chose you, but he would never respond. He told you he was of such low significance that he didn’t want to burden you with his name, and he told you that he didn’t chose him but rather his heart was led to you. It was an unsettling message to receive, but filled with such sincerity and twisted affection you weren’t sure how to feel.

✦ He tells you that the two of you had met before, but you don’t recall it. He says that he had sat besides you on a bus before, your arms touching, but it had been months since you had last boarded one, let alone been able to remember anybody you had seen on one.

✦ NSFW

✦ Yandere! Stalker who occasionally sends you voice messages letting you know how much you mean to him. He pants and groans his affection, moaning praises towards you that leaves you speechless.

✦ Yandere! Stalker who whimpers at the thought of you hearing him. He begs for you to feel pleasure from the voice notes he sends you, and his whines are able to leave you feeling aroused.

✦ Yandere! Stalker who cries out your name when he finishes, panting afterwards as he asks you through the phone if he was a ‘good boy’.

✦ Yandere! Stalker who fucks himself silly at the thought of you calling out his name, or feeling a certain way at the voice messages he sends you.

[e1lqix]

"Ted...Ted, look at what I can do."

(idk what I'm doing.)

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[minsstargazing]

AO3 IS DOWN. GUYS. FUCK. THE OLD MEN WERE JUST ABOUT TO AGGRESSIVELY CONFESS THEIR LOVE

[psychicvoidtale]

Ugly

[yellowtiecantor]

rob-ception @verymuchnotatrampoline

[gdlol83]

Sorry to everyone seeing this-

PLEASE DONT CANCEL ME I WAS JUST DOING THIS FOR FUN AND SILLIES AND NOTHING ELSE ;-;

@parmsnik @loopsietheshadowsiren

[fckwalkers]

How many chanches...

[gvrestxr]

My eyes are echoing rn

[lottiedadeda]

I'm 20 now...wtf

[yxsrq1]

i think my head is getting flatter cuz all i do is rot in bed 💔💔😓

[cloudedcreams]

yandere stalker! oc x reader ──★ ˙🧷 ̟ !!

“you can’t live without me, can you baby?” he groaned as he humped himself against your thigh. you shuddered at the contact and he only took it as more encouragement, craning his head towards you and giving you a breathless kiss.

“i know that i can’t. fuck… you’re all my body needs to survive… i need you so much right now.”

he tangled his fingers in your hair, dragging your head downwards as he groaned against your head. he sped up his pace and you could feel him get closer as he gradually began to slow down, staring up at you with desperation.

“i’m sorry. i shouldn’t be here, i know. i just needed you so bad bae… you’re the only one that can take care of me.”

he grabbed onto your hands, pulling them to his chest. you could feel the hammer of his heart against it, and he licked his chapped lips as you met eyes again.

“my heart. it’s in there racing for you. can you feel it? it’s only there for you.”

his hands were hot and sweaty. you tried to pull your away but it only made him hold them tighter, tears entering his eyes as he stared up at you.

“you don’t get it? i’m fucking useless without you. without you i’m nothing.” he said. you blinked at him, a deep brush on his face as his voice wavered with tears.

“i wanted to come and see you. i had to! this must be scary for you right? it’s scary for me too! but don’t worry, we’ll help each other later. you’ll feel more safe with me and i won’t have to fear you’ll be able to leave. you’re fine with that, right?”

he tugged your entertwined hands upwards, placing a kiss on your fingers as he stared up at you lovingly. you didn’t answer, shaking with fear at what the man on top of you was willing to do, but he took your silence as as answer.

“i’ll show you there’s no reason to be scared! you’re such a good girl for me! let me reward you for once…” ──★ ˙🧷 ̟

[transmascaraa]

y'all what is this

got this ask and apparently using google translate it says that it's in turkish and means "if you don't find what you hope for, hope you find it.."

someone help wtf

i'm confused??????????

[peppidableppi]

so the bigcal dude is back

I DONT EVEN POST ABOUT SPLATOON ANYMORE WHAT THE HELL

[just-jarren]

HELP- WHAT?!!

I JUST READ ON KRYOZ'S WIKI THAT HE ONCE "Vaped so hard that he passed out on stream" EXCUSE ME?!! I mean I knew the dude used to vape, BUT HE PASSED OUT ON STREAM?! JESUS CHRIST

[alienwerke]

guys

guys help where is that one Shilo art peice where he and the cuz they did it for their roomate or an ask or omething

and hes like blushing and stuff

cuz ive been thinking about it all day

and i campe to find it

and its goneeee