#hes a fucking BIRD DUDE

[measureyourlifeincake]

ysee, i believe people can do whatever they want in their fanart + headcanons, though i myself am not really big on headcanoning appearances for characters we never see bc i don't have a very strong visual imagination and it just doesn't super interest me

however, i also believe that if you draw the protagonist of slay the princess (or any of the voices or the narrator) without a beak then you are a coward

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 333

I once more believe Battinson Batman needs to be given a child. Or multiple. Multiple children. I am also once more rotating Ghosts Have Wings Au. 

So Batman, still early in his whole vigilante career ends up busting a shipment, nothing too surprising there. Pretty usual honestly. Except for what was in one of the crates already open. Because it looks like some sort of gemstones but… perfectly spherical. Strange. Suspicious. 

But it’s also late, er, early in the morning, and the GCPD is notoriously corrupt, so like, he’s not going to just leave the weird gemstones, each about the size of a plum or so. (Dear Gotham he’s apparently hungry, and might inwardly vow to never let anyone realize what his tired mind decided to use as measurement) 

So he, unknowingly spurred on by more than just a slight bit of ecto contamination, takes the strange spheres back home. Just puts them in his pockets and heads back to the manor that they moved back into after the whole Riddler mess. (He even found a cool cave! With a bunch of terrifying bats, but they made a glass separator! For safety!) 

But in Bruce’s defense of forgetting about them, he’s more than a little tired and hungry and just wants to sleep for a bit, y’know? So maybe he forgets about the gems as he falls asleep in the chair in the cave (Alfred was not pleased!) until he starts digging around for them. Erm. Did they fall out somewhere?? There’s no holes in his belt pockets… 

And maybe these sort of things shouldn’t slip his mind, the spheres had felt Weird with a capital W, but he gets forced to a circus and there’s an… accident. So maybe he pushed it away as not important because there’s now an angry grieving eight-year old living with him and he’s panickedly reading any and all sort of parenting books he can get a hold of because he has no clue what he’s doing. 

Yeah, maybe his back is itching like crazy no matter what he tries, and maybe he threw up the other day, but it’s fine. This is fine. 

….

Oh dear Gotham those are feathers, this is not fine- ALFREEED!

[bookrat]

A pair of Scutellosaurus have a disagreement

[endivinity]

out-birding the bird boy

[gerfball37]

i beat ttyd the other day its Good 👍👍👍

[beauzos]

He loves birds so much I’m gonna cry

[poisonedapples]

Horrifying Husk concept I can’t stop thinking about:

The most popular headcanon is that Husk committed suicide (which I really hope is true because I need that angst). And considering Husk is very obviously and horrifically depressed, while also growing up in a time where mental health awareness was Not a thing, I bet he was suicidal way before the attempt that actually ended him. Especially considering all his self-destructive behaviors.

Husk is also a gambling man. Who, in death, had no problem gambling with souls.

So imagine: What if Husk used to play Russian Roulette during his life? And what if he had won multiple times?

[kuromi-hoemie]

lol i love how yesterday morning i was like “i love nightmares pls send me one” and i had 3 back to back 💀

*hesitantly* i ... i love nightmares..? send me one... once a week? no, twice a week

[newscarsting]

Yuo Dont Know : |

[okcoolthanks]

Did I draw this at one in the morning on a whim because I got an Idea of how I could draw him?? Yes

[wyverndragonborn]

Behold

Young Eurasian Eagle Owls

Or as I like to call them

LIVING LOOFAHS

LOOK AT THEM

THEY LOOK SO DISGRUNTLED. SO HORRIBLY UPSET. THERE IS SOMETHING BEHIND THOSE EYES AND I FEAR WHATEVER IT IS. THE ONE ON THE RIGHT IN THE SECOND IMAGE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST SAW THE FUTURE FOR FUCKS SAKE AND IT IS NOT GOOD

[geisterzeit-art]

He may be old and a terrible person but damn it my boy can serve

[pegasister60]

MOVE OVER FIRE BIRDS

I have a new nemesis.

[bluebipples]

if i was misty or brock i would simply slap the FUCK out of ash ketchum. what a fucking dimwit. stop throwing your fucking BUG POKEMON at EVERY STRONG OPPONENT EVER. this idiot wouldn't last 2 fucking days if it wasn't for misty or brock. i dont know how the fuck he even ties his own shoes.

'oh he's 10' 'oh he's just learning' BITCH THEY LIVE IN THIS WORLD?? HOW DOES HE NOT KNOW FUCK ALL ABOUT ANYTHING??

im not a fucking zookeeper but i wouldn't throw my fucking cat at a lion and expect that to be a fair fight. my GOD.

[mdddante]

SO UHHH IA GANG.... HOW WE FEELING ABOUT THIS

[unknownarmageddon]

have you heard this song,,,,

I HAVE NOT i’ll listen to it right now hang on