#hes so cooked

[onii-pamn]

Can't seem to get him off his mind...

[cyber-seaweed]

i cut out some riku dialogue for brevity's sake but this 3d clip always makes me lose my mind

[koiinoborii]

Thinking abt Dink again

[s0upyx]

since we all know holly goes missing, i feel like mike is gonna end up explaining the upside down to his parents (mainly karen) and guys what if ted lashes out on him for knowing about it the whole time and blames him for holly's disappearance

are we cooked?

[salvatoreren]

chatting one of my best friend who's watching season 2 and idk if i shld be happy or not bcus IK HIS ASS IS MEDIA ILLITERATE AND HE DOESNT KNOW SHIT but we'll see his progress...his favs are valt and rantaro

[lord-pigeon]

Hong Lu's days continue to be numbered and I eagerly anticipate my bbygrl's suffering

[seven-seas-octavinelle]

Ace's unique magic is what you've been trying to do for years lol

I know. I'm very salty about it.

[sketchehm]

LOL shadoune asked if he can say the letters in french

[thetoastedalmonds]

Average Horus pilot interaction

@haunted-typewriter you arent safe either

Also noting that both are probably gonna break first contact accords on RA

[doctorsiren]

More on that AU where Ford takes Stanley with him to Gravity Falls…I realized they’re kind of like the Winchesters if one of the Winchesters was autistic about cryptids

[rambling-robot]

crazy that gravity falls was like, hey what if we made twin brothers, and one of them is the worse one. he gets bad grades, he likes to punch his problems, everyone thinks of him as “the other one.” he’s engulfed in a shadow that’s shaped like him. he doesn’t even have his own name—it’s derived of his brother’s name, the only one his parents planned on having and using. everything about him is derivative—imitative of another person (his twin brother) (the one everyone likes and wants) and is disapproved of for that reason (he isn’t just “bad at this thing,” he’s “not as good as his brother”). and then he ruins his brother’s science fair project (the one next to his own—no one noticed it because it’s not good, it’s almost stupid next to a “perpetual motion machine” made by a high schooler) (he tried to fix it) (he doesn’t know how; he’s not as smart as the guy who made it) and he gets kicked out. the potential of the money his twin could’ve made is enough to throw him onto the street, and he can’t go home until he makes that money back (the money that was never gained and therefore was never lost. he never had a chance of making enough). he took every job he could (his brother went to school). he got banned from multiple states (his brother bought a house). he traveled internationally and went to prison and had people try to hunt him down and kill him because he couldn’t make enough money (his brother’s house has three basements. he made them himself, as secure as can be). and when his twin finally summons him for help, things go wrong (he messed up this machine like the last one) (he doesn’t know how to fix it. he isn’t as smart as the guy who made it) (he tries to fix it) (he was never any good at reading and these blueprints are impossible, coded and fragmented and in a science that he didn’t know existed) (he tries to fix it). the townspeople ask who he is, and he doesn’t even say his own name (it was hardly his to begin with). and he invites them to a house that isn’t his to show off experiments that aren’t his because he needs to make money that can’t be his. everything he does for the next 30 years is in his twin’s name, for his twin’s sake. he had two funerals for himself and it isn’t even his body in the casket; he had to wear his brother’s name to both of them. if he had died before he fixed the portal, that funeral wouldn’t have been for him. we meet him as a funny and unique character, but in-universe, he’s only ever been defined by someone else.

and then they went, this is entirely in the background btw. most of that is going to be revealed in one episode and won’t be addressed again. he’s a primary comic relief, even. I’m ill about this.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

bakingformers where they all work at a bakery together and nothing bad ever happens

[skipblebee]

Sv au where everything is the same but it's like a reality tv show (the system takes interviews)

[hinamie]

matching eye horror for u and ur back-from-the-dead bestie <333

[lord-pigeon]

Knowing Phainon is a Kevinface and this is the Flamechaser-expy arc:

[jacksonekennedy]

Alice’s reaction to his simple, silly little card trick made him want to do card tricks for the rest of his life. It made him want to become a master magician, just to make her smile and laugh for as long as he possibly could. She was beaming, grinning wide, wondering how he’d done that!

“Magic,” Jack managed to reply, mirroring her own smile. God. His face hurt from how hard he was smiling, but it was the most perfect type of pain to ever exist. When had been the last time that Jack felt this happy?

Despite what had happened earlier, he felt totally and utterly happy. Despite the mess of his life, and the bad news that always felt like it was hanging over his head, Jack felt so unbelievably happy.

Alice’s smile had done that.

Alice’s smile had been doing that all week. Alice’s smile and her presence had made Jack quickly forget about all of the bad in his life. She made him want to focus on the good. She made him want to create more good.

"Saw me in half next!"

And something about that request and her excitement totally melted his heart.

“Oh my God,” Jack replied, shaking his head. “I would never,” he promised gently, reaching forward to press his palm against the side of her face. His thumb brushed over her cheekbone. Alice definitely had the looks to be the beautiful magician’s assistant. He could picture it: Alice in a beautiful, sparkly dress, curled hair, perfect glossy lips and smile.

“You’re so perfect, Alice. I actually can’t fucking handle it.”

It felt like his insides were on fire, his heart ablaze before her very eyes. Could she see it? Maybe reflected in his eyes?

“Don’t ever go back to New York. Just stay here with me.”

'I have no interest in stealing your phone. Your heart, on the other hand…'

Alice's brows raise, higher and higher 'til they float off her forehead and up to the ceiling.

Her heart!

Again— she always expected to be surprised by Jack, but those particular words, their boldness, makes a chuckle punch out of her in disbelief.

Alice chomps on the inside of her cheek.

"An honest thief..."

If Alice were the one being honest, she would tell Jack that her heart was already in his possession— he held it right in his hand! It had been there for a while. Most likely a manner of days.

Whether he had taken it, or Alice had slipped it there, or some combination of the exchange, it now was firmly Jack's property, and Alice wasn't fairly certain it wouldn't even fit back in her chest anymore. Not that she wanted it back.

Alice watches with a thudding heart as Jack flips the deck with attractive, almost obnoxious ease.

'Alright. So this isn’t your card, obviously, but I’m going to … put my hands behind my back.'

And then the cards disappear behind his back. Hmm. Alice squints, as if she were able to stare through his abdomen, but ultimately her concentration is broken when she feels the weight of Jack's gaze on her.

Huh.

Really staring at her, in a way that made her insides flip.

'That’s your card,'

Faster than she can process, Jack flips the cards atop the table, fanning them out, face down.

Save for the ace of hearts.

"No way!"

Alice smacks Jack's shoulder, mouth widening in delight.

"That's— how the fuck did you do that? What were you doing back there!"

She grabs his arm— shakes him a little for emphasis before releasing. Huh. That had been pretty neat.

And cool.

And hot!

"Saw me in half next!"