#hewwo it's me cupcake again!

[azedakude]

Can I have Josuke x fem!reader spending a whole day together and reader receiving a lot of kisses, hugs, and affirmative words from Josuke? I love sweet Josuke >///<

And maybe reader is so lucky to see Josuke with his hair down :3

❁ 𐑮𐑮 ¡note 𖥻 autor!﹆ hewwo little hooman!, firts of all, im so sorry for the long wait!! ♡ i was so inactive here (bc of school) and,, of course i can do this idea for you! is so beautiful and lovely!!, i love Josuke too <3 i hope you like this fic !! (ू˃̣̣̣̣̣̣︿˂̣̣̣̣̣̣ ू) have a great night / day / midnight / whatever !!★

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Summer vacation had already begun, the heat in Morioh approaching twice as fast. Josuke and you spent day, night and afternoon planning dates, meetings, walks and casual meetings to see each other more often on this vacation. “i have an idea!” Josuke snapped.

“how about we go for a walk and have a picnic in the beach?” he asked, eager to hear what you think. “i think it's a good idea, do you want me to bring something specific to eat?” you said, excited to carry out said idea.

Josuke blushed with excitement, because of school and different schedules, you two hadn't had enough time to date, and right now you have one! how beautiful moment! ♡ “well, I think a cold drink and a couple of muffins wouldn't hurt... I'll go home quickly, so I can look for the rest of the things!” Josuke exclaimed, excited.

You two agreed to meet at 3:15 pm on the beach with all the necessary things for the picnic. As usual, you went home and got ready; you did your skincare, bathed, perfumed yourself and put on your best summer clothes. You put on a knee-length white dress with a Hawaiian flower design, a pair of white sandals, with a little heel, and a very beautiful straw hat to avoid getting insolated.

Your mother gave you extra money, you bought a drink, cupcakes and a couple of ice creams to take to the date as well. While you were walking slowly, you saw Josuke go down the street in front; with his mother's car, slowly approaching you. “oh, how beautiful you look, honeymoon!”, he said her with complete sincerity, accompanied by a flirtatious tone.

“i was about to go to your house to pick you up, would you do me the favor of coming up, beautiful girl?” he politely opened the passenger door for you, then gestured for you to get in the car, and you got in and closed the door hard enough to be sure it wouldn't open again, just for safety. After that, you two headed to the beach. They were talking about school stuff, Okuyasu, your mother, the relationship and more dates that you two would probably go on.

When you two got to the beach, the sun was under their heads, Josuke got out of the car first, took the things out of the trunk and came to your door; he opened it and let you pass free so you can get out of the car. “would you do me the honor, my love?”

You grabbed your bag with the drinks and food, got out of the car and thanked Josuke. In an unsuspecting moment, Josuke took advantage and gave you a little spanking. You laughed at the audacity, and then turned around and kissed Josuke on the cheek.

“you will only receive this kiss for now, for bad behavior” you exclaimed. Josuke didn't complain, but he quickly took your hand and you two walked to the beach. “you still love me, darling?“ he asked. You say yes, with a little funny laugh.

You two sat on the sand, ate the muffins, drank apple juice and talked about your feelings, thoughts, aspirations and hobbies. This kind of deep talk made Josuke madly in love, he loved being able to get to know you at such a level of intimacy. In a moment of comfortable silence, Josuke slowly took your hand, caressed it and brought it to his chest; you hear his heart rate.

Josuke took a breath and began to confess his thoughts as well. “you know, sweetie, Y/N... I really love being able to talk about these topics with you, I really like that we're not just an ordinary or common couple... you know?... I mean... I really like that you feel confident with me to share your dreams and goals, it really makes me feel connected with you.. it makes me feel truly in love with you..” his heart began to beat faster and faster, Josuke really was in love with you. "It never happened to me to feel like this for a girl... less with a woman like you... dreamy, sweet, spectacular, loving, great, sentimental, humorous...”

He was left empty and speechless for a second, searching for the ideal word to be able to describe you "... just perfect to my eyes" he declared.. Your cheeks started to blush, your heart was also beating a thousand miles an hour, and you really felt in the clouds, it was a really beautiful feeling, with a boy like Josuke telling you this kind of thing..

It was just the ideal date, the ideal moment, everything was beautiful... Josuke blushed completely and he felt really daring to ask you something so simple for a couple.. “honeymoon, can i kiss you?” he asked with a little of shame in his eyes.

You only slowly closed your eyes, your body approached by itself, and Josuke understood at the moment, he responded to the kiss with calm and pure love.

He placed his hand on your cheek to minimally deepen the kiss, you felt as if your two souls were merging and dancing to the beat, it really was a beautiful and euphoric feeling.

The kiss lasted a few minutes, but it seemed eternal for the two of you, slowly, Josuke moved away from the kiss and opened his eyes, you also did the same. You two stared at each other for a few seconds; Josuke's angelic eyes were full of love.

He brought his arms closer to your hip, bringing you closer to his chest to be able to hug you, gently, but at the same time with authority. “i really, really love you, darling” he confess to you.

The hug was unique, eternal, it was peaceful for your soul, to the point of being able to enrich it. You began to cuddle Josuke's back, closing your eyes, feeling united and truly loved thanks to the hug, you let out a sigh full of happiness. “im happy with you” you think.

You didn't say your thought out loud, because the silence was enriching and completely comfortable for the two of you, you didn't want to ruin the moment.. But it was more than clear that Josuke knew that you were more than happy.

You two were together, that was beautiful, it filled you with happiness and confidence, that was enough.

You love him, and he loves you.

[24hrmajimachan]

“...this place is a lot brighter than I remembered.” Granted, it had been 40ish years. Or had it? It’s hard to remember his last visit here.

[solomonish]

Naamah’s “Match-Up” That I Made Needlessly Complicated!

IT TOOK ME A WHILE BUT I DID GO CRAZY AND STUPID

hewwo @baalism I made u......less of a match up and more just headcanons on how u date the people. i hope u like it <3 I divided them into tiers depending on how well I think they mesh w you too!! so here you go!

TOP TIER (NOT kissing up 2 u!)

SATAN

I think Satan is your #1 man because the two of you just seem to be.....kindred spirits. (I am calling you the same as Satan but like as a compliment?) Y’all got that academia vibe to you with your books and your museum dates and your air of mystery. You two are the hot nerd squad is what i’m saying

Plus Satan is a social butterfly! He’d not only like the quieter moments w you but also when you went dancing he could either be living it up with you or making new connections (although. if he was going to the club why would he stray from the main attraction? make it make sense)

And with him that trust would be super easy to get bc if you’re dating him, HOO BOY. He’s got some Issues but he trusts you to help him get through them! There is a lot of him that feels prickly and dangerous and if you don’t shy away from that and can help him through it then you have his heart! As long as you aren’t ripping his attention away from a thrilling chapter, he’s a great conversation partner too. His quiet nature at first is NOT shyness, it allows him to be observant!! You are one of the few who get the chatty inside ^u^

Plus he loves ur cat and will be on her side when she screws with your puzzles.

SOLOMON

THE ONLY REASON he is not number one is he’s a bit too much of a wallflower to be into the partying like Satan would be. Otherwise....hot nerd squad two electric boogaloo

Is a bit more down with the witchy outdoorsy stuff and the occult and the abandoned place exploration thing than Satan would be. I bet one of his favorite things to do is take u to an abandoned building and after being there for a while when you start to get bored, he enchants it to look like the inside of some old castle and you dance together or something :) memories for u

isn’t always super chatty but is great for listening to you rant. he makes up for his lack of chattiness by asking the perfect questions to get you fired up again, so your ranting takes up most of the time. loves to pick ur brain, so you can talk about anything. he’s like: i want to dissect that smart lil organ of yours. lovingly <3

keep your sudoku puzzles up or he will mistake your books for his and do them for you. the image of him sitting cross legged at an armchair like some grandpa is nice but those are your puzzles!!!! but he’s very good at being domestic, just make sure to ALWAYS cook or bake with him!

LUCIFER

Listen, I hc Lucifer as like kind of a wallflower, but even if i’m wrong, he’ll still not be partying with you a lot because he’s busy! of course doesn’t stop you from going out if you want just be safe pls he lovs u

will take a walk with you every day all the time. After dinner before he goes back to work, he’ll take a little stroll with you. when he has time he’ll go for longer ones and show you some off-beat or decrepit devildom areas but he will absolutely just go on little walks with you every day to catch up with you!!

lives for the domestic moments. you bring him coffee? he is glad to be yours! walks in on you doing laundry? how luck he is to have someone so capable <3 he’ll help you fold the rest of the load or will make sure to talk with you while it’s his turn to make dinner (but will make sure you don’t have to help! you deserve a break)

finds your interest in the arcane kinda funny because he IS the arcane but supports you <3 will listen to you list off what you know even if he also knows because he likes hearing what you’ve learned and you get so excited about it! he will return with his own spells and potions you might not know yet and you two could go on for hours about it.

HIGH-MID TIER

ASMODEUS

His interests align with your! Fashion, beauty, partying!! He loves it. LIVES for it. you two are an unstoppable force.

However....the academic/witchy stuff doesn’t suit him as well as the other stuff does? He’ll whine about you “being a satan” or “being a solomon” if you tread too far in one direction

he’ll work out with you though and buy you cute workout gear <3

a relationship with him is less emphasizing trust and more about intimacy (but you can still trust him yknow?) he makes your connection known by demonstrating it plainly rather than feeling like a safehouse, if that make sense? but he does love u to pieces!! remember that

BEELZEBUB

he wants to eat ur cupcakes this is my main reasoning and also NOT a dirty joke

if he goes partying w you he acts more as a personal bouncer and will circle the crowd like a shark for u <3 also great to bring you home if you’re drunk

he likes taking walks and hiking and being active with you! he does have to slow down so he doesn’t overexert your human body but he doesn’t mind because he’s having fun!

v sweet with the domestic stuff, just not great at cleaning. he just leaves crumbs over the floor he just cleaned :/ thinks u look cute in an apron tho

DIAVOLO

AHHHHH he thinks ur so interesting! so well rounded :0

also it’s good that you’re into witchy stuff! that made your transition to the devildom a bit easier huh?

absolutely loves how eager you are to learn because that’s what you need for the program to succeed! and you already know so much.....you would make.....a very knowledgeable..ruler....of the Devildom.....ahem.....

the above are used to physical affection but could back it up with some mistakes but Diavolo doesn’t get the chance to give affection so whatever ur comfortable with getting he will channel it all in to that!! gifts or words or whatever!!!

but if u give him a lil smooch he will be !!!!!!!! it just feels nice

AN ANOMALY

BARBATOS

I don’t understand this fucker (affectionate). IDK if I can’t place him bc I don’t know him that well or just because he refuses to be categorized but! he is here. perfectly in the middle. taunting me.

idk ur academic prowess is preferable because he wants someone who can keep up with him. and ur interest in spooky stuff works well bc he’s a demon and if he were a human he’d like the occult too.

can’t really go clubbing or take you very many places bc of work :/ he can do strolls around the garden though! or walk you home from places :)

good with the not initiating physical touch because he can shapeshift into whatever you need him to be. an anomaly indeed.

LOW-MID TIER

SIMEON

he respects you :)

finds your academic pursuits inspring! your interest in the occult is a bit off-putting at first but you all are in hell so who is he to blame?

loves to collect your witchy stuff with you <3 knows a lot about safe to eat fruits so he’ll be collecting things for a fresh strawberry pie while you collect what you need to summon lucifer without a pact even though he lives in ur house and you HAVE a pact. 

you can bake the pie together though <3

BELPHEGOR

he does not respect you :)

finds your occult pursuits inspiring! your interest in excelling in academics is a bit off-putting at first - why would you choose to put more work in when you can jsut vibe and pass bc you’re an exchange student?

(ok i’m done making this the inverse of the above lol)

not the most chatty or the most workout-y or patying-y or anything BUT he can be a little domestic. you do the cleaning and he can cook once in a while! and he’ll make the bed! and then he’ll sleep in it immediately. but he’ll be wishing you were cuddling with him the whole time <3

LOW TIER

MAMMON

he’s got the energy but not the respect

unlike the way belphie disrespects you, mammon does it just bc you’re incompatible :/ but like in the nicest way possible

he interrupts when he’s chatty and he’s not the type to hang out with nerds and like. he’s too scared to get into the occult and abandoned buildings.

he does love you to bits! just....not in the way you want. sorry mams :/

LEVIATHAN

he can get chatty for sure!!

but he just does not have the energy to match your academic pursuits or your outdoorsy interests or clubbing or beauty or any of that. 

ok MAYBE the enrd stuff but like only a little! too much and that’d make him a normie >:(

y’all trust each other a lot tho! just as henry and lord of shadow, like friends. not a significant others

OKAY i didn’t burn myself out!! i hope you like this and agree maybe? hehe this was fun

[whumpzone]

Tomas and Rowe Interval: Babysitting

Soooooo @just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi sent me this ask about Tomas possibly having a little baby in the family who could meet Rowe, and I love children so naturally I DIED at this idea and had to write something. Please enjoy!!! (I had to research so many baby milestones for this, lmao)

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When Master came downstairs later than usual one Saturday morning, Rowe noticed. He noticed everything- kept him safe, usually.

"Hi, Rowe," Master said, cool as anything. Rowe pressed his forehead to the floor and wished him a good morning, before picking himself off the floor. He had learnt that Master didn’t like ordering Rowe back up every time he knelt. A waste of his time, Rowe figured.

"I’ve been on the phone to my sister, Maggie. Have I mentioned her before? She has a little girl called Henrietta. I think she’s… what? Fifteen months? What’s that in years?"

"One year three months, Master."

"Thanks. You’re so smart, Rowe," he said, ruffling his hair. Rowe let himself smile at the high praise. "But yeah, she asked if I could babysit her tonight. Just for a few hours. Would that be okay with you?"

What does it matter what I think? I’m just a Pet.

Master had a habit of doing this. Rowe still wasn’t any more used to it, but he tried to think in terms of wants and would that be okays and give an answer Master would like.

"Yes, that would b-be…okay, Master," Rowe offered, and Master beamed.

"Great! I told her I’d check my calendar- she doesn’t know I have you- so I’ll text her now. She should drop Henri off around 6."

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Rowe had to stay in his bedroom while Maggie was handing over her baby to Master Tomas. He must have done something wrong, for Master to not want to show him off, but he swallowed his nerves and vowed to do better. Hopefully he’d find out what he’d done soon.

"Rowe, pal! Come meet our little guest."

Master had a small human propped on his hip, a leg on either side of his chest. It- she- Henri- was flapping her hands a little bit. She was impossibly round. Everywhere Rowe looked there were dimples, round cheeks, chubby fingers and little feet kicking Master painlessly.

Rowe gingerly got closer and, because it seemed like the right thing to do, waved. Henri waved back clumsily, her eyes fixed on him. It made him feel…special. Not that he was anything, of course; this was just a human who didn’t know what Rowe was yet.

"Henri," Master coaxed, "this is Rowe. Rowe."

"Woh," Henri said.

"Sh-she can speak, Master?"

"A little. Right, Henri?" Master bumped her up and down in his arms and she giggled. "Can you say 'hello, Rowe'?"

"Hewwo Woh!"

Rowe felt his heart melt.

Master carried Henri over to the living room and set her down on the floor. "I wonder if I have any kid’s books lying around…" he muttered, staring at the bookshelf in the far corner.

Without a direct order, Rowe settled on his knees by the sofa, watching Henri with awe. She was so cute. She was wearing a pair of dungarees and her hair sat in wispy curls on her big baby head. She noticed him kneeling there and waved her hands at him again.

"Hello, Henri," Rowe said quietly. "Hello."

He waved back and, since Master’s back was turned, he stuck his tongue out at her. Henri smiled and copied him. She copied him! So Rowe decided to try something else. He squished his cheeks up with his hands and pouted his lips like a fish. Henri was now transfixed, and bounced her chubby hands off her cheeks in imitation. She pushed her lips out and made a buh buh buh noise in enjoyment.

"…and Maggie gave me that bottle, I should fill that up- you two having fun? I think she likes you, pal."

Me?

Rowe smiled shyly. "C-can she walk, Master?"

'A little bit, I think. See if she comes over to you. I’m going to get her something to drink."

"H-uh? B-but-"

"Don’t worry, she’ll be in my sight at all times. Plus, you’re part of this babysitting malarky too, Rowe!"

Rowe chewed his lip and turned back to Henri. "Hey, Henri," he said. He remembered the odd times he’d seen babies before. People always tended to use these sweet, high-pitched voices for them. Babytalk. That’s what it was called.

"Hey, Henri, hey hey hey," he cooed, and it seemed to work. "Hey little baby, wanna come say hi?"

Rowe patted the patch of soft rug in front of him. Henri wriggled around for a bit, getting a grip on the sofa cushion and pulling herself up far quicker than Rowe had expected.

From the sink, Master said, "Wow! She’s really doing it!"

"Y-yeah! She’s walking," Rowe replied, forgetting Master’s proper title in his excitement. "You’re walking, Henri."

"Hehe," giggled Henri, enjoying the attention. She waddled over to him until she was so close Rowe could reach out and touch her- could reach out- and before he knew it she was holding onto his finger and shaking his hand around with all her might. Rowe laughed, a quiet, breathless laugh, but it still counted.

With Rowe now supporting her, Henri could focus on using her free hand to pat Rowe’s hair gently. She was so small, and soft. Rowe felt warm and even- protective. For once he wasn’t the vulnerable one.

"You like my hair? It’s your perfect height, isn’t it?"

"Oh, Rowe, this is so cute! She likes your hair! I’ve gotta take a picture of this," Master said, pulling his mobile out and pointing it towards them, "Maggie will go crazy."

God, and Rowe was doing all this talking, and everything felt so weird and exciting, and he knew it couldn’t last, but he was enjoying it so much right now. Henri was going pap pap pap in his hair, and all his attention was on her. He squished her palm between his thumb and forefinger and Henri burbled happily.

"I thought y-you said she didn’t know you had a Pet, Master?"

Tomas furrowed his eyebrows behind the camera. "Not yet. But I thought… this might be a good way of softening the surprise. Smile!"

Rowe smiled, and it was a very easy order to obey.

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[yukiobeyme]

Hewwo can I ask for prompt 53. (Of the 200 prompt thing) “I’ve been calling you. I left voicemails - where were you?” with Asmo and a male mc?? 💖💖💖

A/N: I had to go find his goodbye in 19 and I did some of 20 again, I just want you to know I relived that hurt. I also just realized the bet that the drinking game was based around was unfair lol. That if you lost you told Asmo you loved him more than anyone in the world and if he won, he could kiss you over and over again to his heart's content. Which basically means if you lost you get kissed and tell him you love him. I’m a CERTIFIED Dumbass at this point guys.

 So I don’t think I really nailed the Male MC part, there are references to masculine figure but I don’t think it was made fully known, which I do apologize for. But none the less I hope you enjoy it! Slight NSFW

You arrived back home after a full year at Devildom, your place seemed too small and quiet now. The corners seem to now seep out loneliness and there was no bedroom for you to go to that would have company. You spent your first day back doing laundry and putting some of your things away, but as soon as you reach you DDD, your body seemed to freeze and just stare at it.

It seemed like your whole year at the House of Lamentation came back to you, going quickly at first but your goodbyes seemed to replay perfectly in time. Asmodeus’ goodbye was the hardest, a drinking contest that ended with him crying in your arms. The game was if you lost you had to tell him you loved him more than anyone in the world, but it didn’t end the way Asmodeus wanted it to.

Finally, you placed your DDD face down on your dresser before finding your way onto your bed. You laid with your face down in the pillow for a while. It wasn’t until the sleepover in the attic on your last night, when you made a revelation. You had always felt drawn to Asmodeus, something you chalked up to him being the Avatar of Lust, but over time it was because you love his laugh, his smile, his stories, and just spending time with him. Time with him involved a mix of all your favorite things as well as either a shopping trip or cuddle session and if you were lucky, both. But something happened during that attic sleepover, Asmodeus hand brushed against you back and gave you a smile, something he had done many times before. Though for some reason, your heart stuttered, and you felt your stomach fill with butterflies. It was then in the attic on the last night in Devildom surrounded by his brothers, you realized you were in love with Asmodeus.

Soon your DDD vibrated and danced on your dresser and you simple rolled and glared at it. You let it ring, you were unwilling to move let along get up. Your room was filled with silence until the DDD chirped notifying you a voicemail was left. You left yourself mope a bit longer before dragging yourself out of bed to continue one with your night.

This became your routine for the next six days; you woke up in the morning to your DDD dancing across your desk and at the same time every night it would dance again. You were equal parts annoyed and impressed. Annoyed that your DDD kept going off and someone leaving a voicemail but also impressed the battery was lasting this long and that someone wanted to talk to you so badly. On the seventh day, you decided you needed to get out of your house for a bit. You grabbed a small bag and packed your keys, wallet, sketchbook, and some drawing pencils. You started at the DDD on your dresser and before you could stop yourself, you grabbed it as well as the charger before heading out to a small café near your house.

The café wasn’t like a Starbucks or the coffee shop in Devildom. It was a small business that had a library of books, a fireplace and while there were four tables near the front of the store, there were couches and armchairs scattered around the back. You grabbed your favorite hot drink before curling up on the couch closest to the fireplace. You watched the fire dance for a few moments then grabbed your sketchbook out of your bag. You flipped through the sketchbook; it was your Devildom sketchbook. You originally brought one with you, but you had quickly filled it and Asmodeus got you a new one with the condition you had to draw him. With a sigh, you flipped to a new page and stared at it. Waiting for inspiration to come, but only pictures of Asmodeus dancing in your head. You tried to shove it aside and started drawing the outline of a person. You sketched for a bit but as you finished the eyes and hair, it looked too much like him. You forced closed the sketchbook and put it away. Before looking around on the coffee tables and grabbing the first book that piped your interest.

The book started off well and quite interesting, but the story morphed to include an Avatar of Lust and how he fell in love with different humans over time, his current infatuation being a man. You slammed the book shut, it hit way to close to home and dropped your head down.

“You know Satan would be quite upset if he saw how you treated that book,” you flinched at the sound of the voice. You knew who it was, and you didn’t want it to be true, you figured it had to be your imagination.

“Asmodeus” you whispered as if his name was a prayer, slowly raising your head and made eye contact with the beautiful demon in front of you. You let your eyes linger and then trace over his face, not fully convinced he was real.

“I left voicemails- Where were you?” He asked looking hurt and it was a simple and honest question. Instead of an answer, you grabbed your DDD out of your pocket and that’s when you say you had 13 voicemails, two a day for the last six and a half days. Clicking on the voicemail button you saw all the voicemails were from Asmodeus.

Asmodeus watched as you pulled out your DDD and check it, that’s when he realized you hadn’t even been looking at your messages since you left. When you looked back at him, he wore the hurt clear as day, his eyes seemed to be glossy and ready to cry.

“Come spend the day with me, MC, please?” Asmodeus asked, his voice was clearly hurt but was looking at you hopefully. You nodded and got up, packing up all your things before letting him lead you out of the café. You didn’t expect him to open a portal to Devildom, but shooting him a questioning look, you entered without a second thought. You ended up at the coffee shop in Devildom, you held the door open for Asmodeus.

“Always such a gentleman,” He said as he reached up to stroke your cheek as you entered.

You went up to order more looking at Asmodeus who did seem to move to add to your order. You hesitated but add a black coffee of Melancholy and a wicked cupcake. Asmodeus flashed you a smile that didn’t match his eyes.

“So…,” you started as you both down with your respective orders.

“I left voicemails- Where were you?” Asmodeus asked you again, looking deeply in your eyes, as if he was trying to see your soul.

You couldn’t help the panic that seemed to run through your body, how do tell the Avatar of Lust that you feel more than Lust for him.

“Not here, Asmodeus. Behind closed doors, I’ll tell you whatever you want,” you finally replied, and you meant the last part. He could have whatever he wanted from you behind closed doors.

“I’m holding you to that,” Asmodeus replied looking hard at you before taking a sip of his coffee.

It took a few minutes, but you both were able to launch into more relaxed and playful conversations. Just like how you were before you left, which made your heart stutter when you noticed that. Soon enough, he was escorting you back to the House of Lamentation. You were greeted by the rest of the brothers, who were then all fighting for your attention and to catch up with you after only a week of being gone. In passing, Satan mentioned how pouty and sad Asmodeus had been without you and the pangs of guilt tugged at your heart.

It was dark and Lucifer recommended you stay in Devildom for the night and you could return to the Human Realm tomorrow. You looked at Asmodeus in a silent question, asking if you could spend the night in his room. One by one the brothers started to retire to their rooms for the night, you and Asmodeus walked back to his room and got prepared for bed in silence.

Both of you got into bed and you naturally ended up on Asmodeus’s chest and him holding you close.

“They say third time is the charm,” Asmodeus started looking down at you.

“I left voicemails- Where were you?” His eyes were filled with so many emotions and he gently brushed your bangs out of your face and let his fingers linger on your face.

Your heart stutter, you knew the question was coming before you even retired for the night but knowing you must answer it now, you were at a loss for words.

“Asmodeus, what would you do if you fell in love?” It was the best way you could figure you could start to answer his question. He cocked his head at you and started at you intently.

“And what would you do if you fell in love with a Demon and you were a human?” you felt your heart racing, wondering if Asmodeus could feel your heart.

“And what if the Demon was one of the most powerful Demons in Devildom?” you couldn’t stop yourself at this point, you felt that you were shaking against him, but the questions kept coming.

“And what if this Demon was the Avatar of Lust?” By this point, you were shaking but you looked up at Asmodeus to see his reaction. His eye widened and filled with surprise, but lust seemed to be swirled in as well.

“That doesn’t really answer my question though,” Asmodeus slowly, holding you a little tighter to himself.

“I missed you, I didn’t realize I had feelings for you until the night in the attic,” you snuggled closer to Asmodeus and you could have sworn you felt his heart stutter.

“But that doesn’t make sense,” Asmodeus sounded desperate to understand and desperate to continue to hold you closer to him.

“Humans don’t tend to make sense Asmodeus. I got worried and scared. So, I ran and hid from my emotions instead of facing them head-on,” You picked up your head and looked him in the eyes, your eyes dropped to glance at his lips before looking back in his eyes.

Asmodeus moved slowly but granted you your wish of kissing him. It was slow and tender, you tried to put in all the words you didn’t say. When you broke apart, you both were breathless.

“I have been thinking about that since you kissed me after our drinking competition,” Asmodeus said once he caught his breath. You shifted closer to him, wanting to drink in his warmth and craved for more of his touch. Thankfully, Asmodeus could read these signals clearly and recaptured your lips into another kiss. 

This time there was more desperation and heat in this kiss. You allowed your hands roam his body, pulling at his offending clothing and let your hands wander back up to tug at his hair. Asmodeus seemed quite pleased at how this situation was playing out.  Asmodeus’ hand wandering your body too and he seemed to hum whenever you made a noise. He would soon roll and straddle you, kissing and nipping at your neck before pulling back.

“What do you say we continue?”

“Please,” you arched your back slightly towards him, “Asmodeus, I love you more than anyone in the world,”. Though it didn’t seem possible, Asmodeus dilated more and he crashed your lips back together.

[moonraccoon-exe]

Hewwo, I'm baaaaack! *tackles and hugs you und pets you* How are you? I saw that your teacher gave you a buttload of work? I had sooo much to do as well. I've had a lot of travel to do for work. First a week to Hamburg, then a two weeks to Munich. It has been stressfull but now everything calmes down. I'm sorry I was away for so long. But now I am back. Gonna tell you more tomorrow. See you! -Peridot

PERIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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PERIDOT

MY FRIEND

MY PAL

MY BUDDY

MY TREASURE

MY SWEET LITTLE CUPCAKE MADE OF SUGAR SPICE EVERYTHING THAT’S NICE AND LOVE AND WARMTH AND NICENESS AND KINDNESS AND RADIANT PURITY PERIDOT MY FRIEND IT’S YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JESUS HOLY CHRIST, IT’S BEEN SO LONG SINCE WE LAST SPOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOW ARE YOU WHAT YOU BEEN UP TO I’M SO SORRY I DISAPPEARED YES I WAS JUST HECKING BUSY LIKE SO GODDAMN FREAKING BUSY, STARTED SCHOOL AND?? NO ONE WORKS IN GROUP PROJECTS??? W H Y. SO I HAD TO DO WAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY EXTRA WORK MORE THAN I WAS ENTITLED TO DO BUT IT OKIE I’VE ALREADY LEARNED WHO WORKS AND WHO DOESN’T SO EVEN IF 2ND SEMESTER IS HEAVIER I’LL HAVE A WAY BETTER TEAM SO THAT’S A WEIGHT OFF HELLO I WAS BUSY I’M SO SORRY ALKSJD FLKDGJHKLFAJALKGJDA

*SPAZZING ALL OVER THE PLACE*

OK OK LET ME. ADD A KEEP READING RIGHT HERE AYE?

PERIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU TOO WERE GONE FOR A GOOD WHILE, WHERE WERE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I mean you’re telling me in your ask bUT OHMYGOD I’VE MISSED YOU SO MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WAS AND STILL AM SO FREAKING HAPPY TO SEE YOU BACK MY PAL MY DUDDE MY SUNSHINE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*SNUGGLES INTO THE PET*

I’M GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally off school and finally OFF THAT STUPID TEACHER OHMYFOD IT’S THE WORST TEACHER I’VE EVER KNOW, THE ONLY POSITIVE THING SHE HAS IS THAT SHE’S A REFERENCE POINT OF EXACTLY WHAT I DON’T WANT TO BE IN LIFE LAKSJDLKFDGJLK

Anti-pedagogic (?), so irresponsible, so careless, IT’S A MESS but thankfully never having her again!!!

A LOT OF TRAVEL!?!? THAT SOUNDS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN, I MEAN, STRESSFUL OF COURSE BUT FUN OMG TRAVEL IS NICE WAS IT NICE? WAS IT? WAS IT? KALJSDLFAKDGJDAADKLGJDALKGDJAGLDAKJ

HAMBURG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG YOU WENT TO HAMBURG WAS IT NICE? WAS IT NICE? WAS IT? WAS IT? I BET IT’S SO PRETTY IN REAL LIFE

HOH

AND THEN MUNICH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE HOW EASILY YOU SAY THAT, WHY AM I AN OCEAN AWAY ALKSJDLKDGJAKGADKFJ WAS IT PRETTY? WAS IT? WAS IT? 

OMG I UNDERSTAND IT HAD TO BE STRESSFUL, ESPECIALLY WITH SUCH SHORT TIMES IN BETWEEN BUT I HOPE IT WAS NICE THAT YOU HAD GOOD FOOD AND THAT YOU SAW GOOD THINGS ALSO HAPPY TO HEAR EVERYTHING HAS CALMED DOWN, HAS IT BEEN GOING CALM STILL? KALJSDLKFGJLDKAJHADLKGJADLKGJADKLGDAJKLAGJA

DON’T WORRY ABOUT BEING AWAY FOR SO LONG, I DELAYED EVEN MORE AKLAJLKKSADJSF

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MY FRIEND MY PAL MY LITTLE FIRE MAGE, I’M SO ECSTATIC ABOUT HAVING YOU BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*CLINGS TO HEAD AND SHNUGGLES*

MY BUDDY YOU ABSOLUTE TREASURE, I HOPE YOU’VE BEEN ALRIGHT

SENDING YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS OF MACCOONIE RACCACCOONIE HUGS!!!! LOTS OF THE BEST MAGIC!!!! LOTS OF IT ALL YEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!!!!!!! (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

[undead-park]

Application - Georgie ‘Firkle’ Smith

About the mun!

Name/nickname: Alex (Hewwo its me, Eric)

Age: 25

Discord: You already have it

Pronouns: He/Him

Extra: Beepbeep

About the muse! 

Name: Georgie “Firkle” Smith

Gender: Agender (hey, never in canon has anyone used pronouns to refer to them. It’s always “that goth kid” or “firkle”)

Age: 17

Sexuality: Whatever, they don’t care.

Faction: Bordertown

Five or more headcanons:  - Georgie was too blatantly gendered of a name and they’ll only let a very select few people call them that. - Large collection of Knives - Threw up the first time they saw a body. Not very goth but they’re only human. - Hair is naturally Strawberry Blond under that meticulous black dye. Big secret. Also kind of a struggle but like, most people don’t worry about scavenging hair dye in the apocalypse so it’s not that hard to keep up with. They’re definitely running out, though. They make it last as long as they can by wearing a dark gray knit hat to hide their roots. - Small, and kind of a shitty fighter. - Trying to learn how to use a crossbow but they’re an awful shot. - Not bothering with makeup in the apocalypse. - The way they act is usually a coin-flip day to day. They often pull their edgy, brooding persona and try to seem dark and cool. Occasionally, one might catch them cackling under their breath at a stupid joke or trying to lowkey join in on something others are doing that looks fun. - They’re not one for vocalizing their emotions unless you’re insanely close to them, and even then you’ll be hard pressed to get it out of them. - Deeply believes in ghosts and supernatural.

Roleplay example:  Tap… Tap… Tap… It’s a quiet sound, but it calms him. The slow repetitive tap of his dark fingernail on the wooden desk in front of him. His cheek rests in his hand, face blank and unreadable. One thing he’s mastered over the years, being i the gothic subculture from such a young age, is how to keep a solid poker face up. Firkle’s eyes follow the line in the linoleum across the floor and over to where the students in his class that he knows best sit. It’s free period and they’re all giddily talking among themselves. No one’s said a word to him. He tells himself it’s not important. It’s just a shitty conformist celebration of the pathetic feat that is surviving another year. Not really worth a fuss. That’s what he tells himself. So why is there this obnoxious twist in his ribcage? He pushes himself up out of his seat and wanders out into the hall, still not a word. He tells himself again, It still doesn’t matter. His boots navigate the halls until he’s outside, where he and his friends, his other family, once met when he would sneak over from the middle school to hang out with them. He frowns at how barren it is. He imagines what they’d say, if they were still navigating the monotony of the public education system with him. “Congratulations on getting one step closer to freedom from this shithole.” Says Michael. “Yeah, if you make it all the way through this fucking abyss maybe August through May won’t be such a shithole of Britneys and Justins swarming like fucking cats in heat.” Henrietta adds. He slides down the old grimy brick wall and lights a cigarette, a sounding rounding the corner catching him off guard. A real voice. “About time you came outside.” He catches sight of Henrietta rounding the corner, Michael and Pete in tow. She’s holding a single black cupcake. Pete pipes up. “Happy Birthday, Firkle.”

Accepted! You’re already on the server,so no need to send you a link again

[universal-kitty]

Hewwo I give you permission to gush about Handsome Jack :3c

   [wheezes] I owe you....my life.......

   First of all. Lookit him. I could almost be mad that this fucker... This fucker got me. “LOL, I will not fall for the guy who wants to destroy a whole planet and who makes murder-jokes,” I said, once upon a time. So...naive, thinking I could get away with that. Like?? Hewwo, dumbass, you’ve fallen for villains before. Ganondorf, to start. There was no way I was getting away from his clutches.

   And I. Was. Right all along.

   Maybe it was the legendary Spoon Story and his laughter that got me to laugh along despite myself. The overboard ego that hides everything else? The fact I’m overly empathetic and you give me one (1) Bad Boy type and I immediately have to enter “Care Mode”?? Maybe it’s everything and more. Heck if I know. He owns my ass at this point. (“Hyperion logo tramp stamp,” I joke for the third time this month.)

   BUT MAN. His voice? It’s deadly perfection. There’s some lines I swoon for. Some super obvious ones (“Later, cupcake.” those petnames are UNFAIR), a few “yeah, that’s Aki for you” ones (the ones where he’s roaring in anger), and some...less obvious ones (I gushed earlier about this so here I go again....I FORGOT HE SQUEAKED IN THE PRE-SEQUEL AT THE VAULT?!? THAT’S SO C U T E-).

   He’s definitely pretty lanky under those layers, but you know what? He’s such a mess and I still love him for it anyways. I can’t be stopped. ....Still gonna try and steal one of those layers, though... Just can’t decide between outermost jacket or one of his t-shirts...tough call.

   ...Okay, look... I made a joke about “yaoi hands Jack” before. I’ve done the art...but I’M A HYPOCRITE cause I LOVE THOSE BIGASS HANDS. I’m so tiny?? His big hands???? Yes, good, gimme-- (I won’t allow myself to be gross on this Good Christian Hellsite, but you know what I’m hinting at here, HINT, HINT.)

   You know what else? I love?? His true face under the mask. This fucker can FIGHT ME on it, but... Holy shit. I love his vault scar....so much. Lemme smooch it, Jack. Just! Lemme!!! Smooch it!!!!!! G A H

   Also, this has been haunting me for MONTHS, BUT THIS GIF--

   GOD, LOOK! AT!!! HIM!!!! RAW POWER. DETERMINATION. HE’S A MAN ON A MISSION AND THAT.....FLUSTERS ME SO BADLY. F U C K--

   My Mood right now after that gif, gOOD LORD, STEP ON ME, JA--

   Anyways. What else? Can I ramble about?? So much more. Will I keep going? Of course.

   Okay, HOW DID TFTBL DO IT. His eyes. What the fuck. They’re so beautiful. I love his heterochromatic eyes, but something about the detail they put into Jack’s eyes for this game, I’m-??? Hello??????? WHO ALLOWED THIS?!?

   Also, in general, just... Watching his expressions in TFTBL is...too good. Every time I watch D ( @robotarmjokes ) stream it? Guess what I’m doing every time I see Jack????? Staring at his expressions like a lovesick kitten?? DING-DING, YOU ARE CORRECT!!!

   AND I’M NOT EVEN GOING INTO HIS PAST?? AND HOW I JUST.... IF SOMEONE HAD GIVEN THIS MAN A DAMN BREAK, I ‘UNNO, MAYBE HE WOULDN’T BE AS MURDER-Y???? FOOD FOR THOUGHT, BABES. (Though to be fair, I warmed up to Lilith during the betrayal for the jokes. Like.... You still betrayed Jack, fuck’a you, but hearing her say “That’s what she said,” and “I’m a genius,” after blowing up a thing... Iconic. Still a bitch, but a bitch I respect.)

   Also because I feel like getting into Jack’s past is more of a can of worms to tackle when I wanna do maybe...a character study? On Jack?? Or something like it that ties back to self-shipping.....but that’d be some other time. All that needs to be said on that, anyways, is his parents can fuck off, his granny can stay in the ditch those bandits might’ve tossed her in, and FUCK EVERYONE ELSE, I’m here, not gonna leave him or betray him or anything of the kind.....

   He can relax now. He’s at the top of his game, I’m here...and honey, we’re golden~

[hot-topic-for-vikings]

Camilla’s Best Quotes #3

It’s been a while since we’ve had one of these, hasn’t it? A whole lot has happened since the last Camilla’s Best Quotes, and we’ve gone from fun bants with the jolly party to intense Murder Times with confusion, mystery and betrayal. No one seems to know what anyone’s doing or thinking and there is MILD DISSENT among the party members. So, let’s hear what Dancer, Tuile, Corva, Belloth and Heskan had to say this time!

1. Dagger party!

Corva: well I don't think I need 13 daggers

Hamster Master (GM): xD

Corva: I'll just take 1

Couch: that's quitter talk corva

2. Are you sure about that?

Shadowdancer: "Hey, where's Corva?"

Tuile shrugs.

Belloth: "Don't know."

Shadowdancer: "That's not good."

Belloth: "I'm sure she's alright. I trust her judgement."

Camilla: do you djskjksj

Eff: lmao good one

Camilla: after last time

3. I don’t need to caption this

Shadowdancer: "We should, uh, split up. I don't do well in crowds."

Tuile: "Hoe?"

4. We’re pretty useless

Hamster Master (GM): are you attacking straight away without talkin

Belloth: i mean that was what i was plannin

Hamster Master (GM): tell me what u do i cant read ur minds xD

Cravin Raisins: give a witty one liner

Hamster Master (GM): if ur quiet ur just standing there

Eff: oh my god i should've gone in huh

5. Detective Belloth Bittenbinder

Couch: NOW IVE THROWN HER OFF HER RHYTHM

Hamster Master (GM): erhw45h4wth

Couch: STREET SMARTS

Cravin Raisins: THE BELLOTH METHOD

Hamster Master (GM): STREET SMARTS

CONTINUED UNDER THE CUT...

6. I’m putting this here because I can. It isn’t funny but I thought it was a pretty cool conversation (just the sort of one you should be having in the middle of a battle!)

Corva: "Why did you lie to us?"

Frida: What do you mean?

Corva: "We found your assassins.Their actions may be questionable but their motivation is not."

Frida: What are you talking about?

Corva: "I- I don't want to hurt you. But you are a terrible ruler. You hurt people."

Frida: I do what I have to do! This town is falling apart!

Corva: "I don't care! It's wrong! Find another solution!"

Frida: I've saved a lot of people this way!

Corva: "But now a lot of people want you dead."

Frida: Including you apparently! Well, try it!

Corva: "No, I don't. I just want you to stop ruining lives."

Frida: I save lives.

Corva: "I knew someone once who made that same excuse. It's possible to do both." 

7.Okay, back to SMASH

Couch: i would like to smash but only when people are satisfied

Eff: do what bell would do. Let her smash

Couch: lemme smash

Hamster Master (GM): then smash

Eff: TEAR THAT BITCH APART

8. It honestly wouldn’t have been surprising at this point

Corva: I cast healing word on Belloth

Heskan: nice

Couch: danks

Eff: christ for a moment i thought you cast it on frida

Hamster Master (GM): gbgwthjnr4

Heskan: me too

Hamster Master (GM): nice

Cravin Raisins: PLOT TWIST

Eff: "there corva goes again that wild bastard"

Couch: "What the fuck bro"

9. I’d rather not

As you fight, you hear something.

Eff: shit

Couch: h-hewwo?

Cravin Raisins: hewwo??

Heskan: oh no

Cravin Raisins: wefkgjfrhedsAX

Shadowdancer: "Well fuck my donkey."

10. Looting a woman’s dead body in front of her guards!

Cravin Raisins: i wanna loot her body

Cravin Raisins: will corva be bissed lmao

Camilla: massively

Camilla: but go ahead

Cravin Raisins: welp

Cravin Raisins: yes

11. I’m getting deja vu from a few sessions ago

Belloth rolls a 4 on a dexterity save.

You all manage to grab onto something and stay upright.

Belloth: except for bell who dies 

And just as suddenly as it began, it stops.

Hamster Master (GM): oh right, Bell

Bell fell on her ass.

12. Seeing double

Corva: why are there two corvas

Eff: WE'RE MULTIPLYING

Corva: WHAT TE FUCK

Belloth: MIRROR IMAGE

Cravin Raisins: AHH

Briar: THEY'RE CLONES

Cravin Raisins: we have to fight them now

Belloth: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

Hamster Master (GM): sorryyyyy

13. *side-eyes*

Shadowdancer joins the others.

Camilla: wonder what happened up there......... :)

Shadowdancer: "Post-battle makeout sesh. And you're free to come along, if you want."

Vinmin goes downstairs. 

Corva: "No thanks."

Corva fiddles with a ring on her finger.

Shadowdancer: "I was talking to Vinmin, you wee pacifist you."

Camilla: :))

Eff: also idk why but i'm gonna pretend corva said that and not cam

14. Murder is hungry work

Tuile: "I want to go to the bakery."

Shadowdancer: "Oh, me too! I'm in the mood for some ... hmm. Muffins?"

Tuile: "Mmm..."

Corva looks INCREDIBLY disenchanted.

Vinmin: I want muffins...

Shadowdancer: "Celebratory muffins?"

Belloth: "Those do sound good."

Tuile: "Cupcakes, maybe... Hm... Okay."

Shadowdancer: "I could never tell the difference."

Camilla: why would the bakery be open late at night?

Vinmin: Some nice bread!

Cravin Raisins: what time is it?

Tuile: "Bread. Yes."

Belloth: "Yeah!"

Eff: it's always open if you're not a coward

Tuile: "Obviously."

Hamster Master (GM): its like...morning soon. I would say 4 am.

Camilla: well bakers get up early to make the goods

Tuile: "Let's go!"

Camilla: so they've probably made some stuff at least

Hamster Master (GM): awergwe4

Tuile: "Quickly!"

Shadowdancer: "To the bakery!"

Hamster Master (GM): r u really leavin and goin to the bakeryx'D

Eff: ... yes ?

Cravin Raisins: yeehaw 

15. A lot has changed, and nothing has changed

Cravin Raisins: human emotions? whats that? Tuile just wants food. 

I’m so looking forward to arc 2 and I know the other guys are too! You guys better be ready for Corva’s intense glow-up...

[w0wers]

Chapter V ( The adventures of 話題のトピック high )

Eddie ran up to the spiky boi and hugged him. "Kaito!"

Kaito smiled and gave Eddie a kiss on the head. "Hey sidekick! How are you? I didn't know you hung out at the bakeria."

"Oh I'm just here with the band, you wanna join us?" Eddie asked holding his boyfriends hands.

Kaito grinned. "Absolutely! Then you can introduce me to your buddies."

Eddie walked to the booth, dragging Kaito with him, and shoving Mintii into Habit to make room for Kaito. "Wow you're such a Fucking 🅱️itch" Mintii said to Eddie. Eddie death glared Mintii, as Kaito took a seat. "Nice to meet yah!" Dark pit said in a fake bubbly way. "Who's the Barney looking hair dude?" Alayra yelled as she walked through the door. "ALAYRA BE NICE!!" Eddie screamed. Kaito sighed and rubbed the back of his head. "Geez, no need to be r00d." Eddie cling onto Kaito and gave Alayra a glare. "Be nice."

Alayra shrugged and ate a cupcake whole, then choked and fell off her seat. "ACK" the grinch came up from behind giving her the Heimlich menover leaving a dark green oily residue.

"The fuck is this?" She asked

"I forgot to shower, sorry"

"When??"

"Uh...last time" he left the establishment.

Alayra grumbled as she looked at her shirt. Suddenly, a mop came and hit her in the face. Alayra screeched and looked wildly around. Pit was packing up. "You'll have to clean it yourself. My shift is over." Alayra tried to wipe off the green residue. "We should just go, this is why we don't go out of the house with Alayra." Eddie said in a disappointed way. JD got up from out of his chair, "Yeah, let's just leave." Alayra gagged, and walked out. The all got into the van, when DP started driving he felt a huge bump and heard a loud whine. He looked out the window and saw thePilsbury dough boy on the ground crying.

"HOLY HELL WHAT" Mintii jumped out of the van and looked at the dough boy as he groaned and held his knee. Dark Pit was just staring. "Oh sorry man. But you'll have to get out from under there. I'm trying to get these losers home." The dough boy muttured some swears and glared up at Dark Pit. Dark pit just drove away dropped the losers.

Tomorrow came around and EMIKO walked down the hall. Then the worst thing happened, Ren ran up wrapping his arms around "Hewwo UwU wanna go t-to the fwower festiwal

with me XD *kisses you*"

EMIKO tried to get away, but then JD came up and knocked out Ren with a baseball bat. EMIKO smiled at JD "Thanks."

JD winked. "No prob. Wanna hang till class starts? They're giving out coffee in the cafeteria."

"I'd love too" she smiled going with him, he put his arm around her. JD walked into the cafeteria, and immediately spotted Habit, Mintii, Alayra and Hríd standing near the coffee maker and chatting loudly. JD walked over, waving. "Hey guys!" Alayra sipped her coffee, and spat it out at JD. "SINCE WHEN WERE YOU 2 WERE A THING?!" Mintii grabbed napkins to clean up the coffee. "Hey guys!" Eddie said without a problem. "Is that the Breakfast blend?" JD asked. Alayra laughed.

"We're not dating, he just helped me with Ren" She Answered. Alayra smirked. "Ahh, I see..." As she took another sip of coffee. "Dont' spit it out this time" Mintii said in a scared tone.

"Shut up I know what I'm doing." She put down her cup. "Hey, where the fuck are Alex and DP? I haven't seen Alex at all, and Dark Pit just ignored me when I said hi in the hallway. Have you guys seen them?" Alex walked up to the group with lipstick marks on his face "Hey guys..." Mintii peered at his face. "The fuck happened? Some girl get to you?"

"Shrek got to me" his voice was monotone.

"Shrek?" Mintii raised an eyebrow.

"Yes. Shrek. He's...He's actually pretty good at lap dances..." he mumbled.

Mintii snorted, and Alayra spat out her coffee again. Hrìd was just confused.

"Omfg stop wasting coffee you Fucking 🅱️rat" Mintii said looking at Alayra. "Well, it's not my fault y'all have wacky ass lives." Alayra said mockingly. EMIKO rolled her eyes.

[moonraccoon-exe]

in response to your beautiful message, I’ve missed you with an intense passion too (´∩｀) you made me smile so much with your response and I value you immensely as a friend whom I hold near and dear to me and you always have a place in my heart ♥️ also I will still gladly nerd out about ffxv and I’ll always stick around no matter what fandom you’re in cause I love you and you’re beautiful coonie self ( ˘ ³˘)♥ I should be getting more free time soon so I’ll be around more I promise!! ( ﾉ^ω^)ﾉﾟ-Jaz

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZ!!!!! (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ

IT U AGAIN!!! ZOMG LOOK AT U, SO CUTE, SO WORDY, SO HERE, IT U!!!!!

*SNUGGLES THE HELL OUT OF YOU*

HEWWO JAZ OMG I’M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU HI HELLO!! 

*stays hugged to your head*

Hm~! ( ˙꒳​˙ )♡

Jaz, hello again!!!! Thank you SO much for replying both in asks and in PMs, Imma answer as soon as possible, buddy!! AAAHHHH, MY DEAR FRIEND, PRECIOUS LITTLE CUPCAKE, I’M SOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY TO SEE YOU AROUND AGAIN!!! YOU REALLY HAVE NO IDEA KALSJD KLGDJA ;A; 

*CLUTCHES CHEST*

AGHHHHHHHHHHHH, NOOOOOOOOO, MY HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART

JAZ

WHAT YOU DOING

WHY YOU FILL MY HEART SO MUCH, ZOMG, YOU TRYING TO MAKE IT EXPLODE!?!?  BECAUSE YOU’VE GOTTEN IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*ROLLS AROUND ON THE GROUND WHILE ON FIRE AND HYSTERICALLY SCREECHING*

*CLINGS HARDER TO YOUR HEAD*

OMG JAZ, YOU WONDERFUL AND ADORABLE LITTLE BEAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!? ;A;

*SOBS*

Omg, that has to be one of the nicest things I’ve been told. Jaz, I don’t know what to tell you. Sometimes I stand here like a clueless idiot because people leave m e speechless and this is one of those cases. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO REPLY TO SOMETHING SO SWEET!?! AH ;A;

[Imma add a keep reading, buddy!]

Aaaw, dear Jaz ;A;

Thank you SO, so, so very and dearly much for saying something as sweet and as dear like that. I value you too, lots, LOTS, and I too consider you to be a good friend that I like to hold dear. We don’t talk as often, but I don’t really think that’s necessary to consider someone a good friend. Not to say that what you did for me back before my surgery is forever in my little maccoonie heart! A memory to treasure, truly. It often makes me think about you, naturally. :’)

Seriously, dear Jaz, thank you LOTS for saying such nice things about this raccoonie. I’m SO happy that you’re still around and still consider me a friend! IT MEANS A LOT TO ME ZJKALDG SJG ZOMG JAZ, THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! ;A;

You’re a good cupcake. :’3  *pets you*

GASPS

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! HOORAY FOR NERDING OUT ABOUT FFXV!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Even though I play other things and watch other stuff, I’ve long decided to keep this blog mostly FFXV, so I don’t think that I’ll be changing fandom, at least not in…”public”, haha! At least, that means, most my reblogs and stuff will still be XV. Game’s got a good, big place in my heart! 

Still, thank you SO MUCH for telling me you’ll still  nerd out with me about XV  KLAJF GKGD, THAT IS EXCELLENT, AIN’T NOTHING LIKE A GOOD RANTING AND NERDING OUT ON SOMETHING I LOVE SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

GASPS

omg Jaz…. (ಥ﹏ಥ)

I LOVE YOU TOOOOOO!!!!! ( ˙꒳​˙ ) ♡

Akajsdlfkadgjakl ajklf, don’t worry about how often you write, buddy!! I’m HYPED AND ECSTATIC to know that you should be having some more free time soon, and I’m looking forwards to hearing from you soon and more frequently and ZOMG I JUST LOVE TALKING WITH YOU SO MUCH, but if you ever feel pressured to it, know that you mustn’t, buddy!!

This maccoonie isn’t going anywhere, alright?

Still, I’m seriously SO HYPED and so EAGER to hear more form you soon, Jaz!! I didn’t know how much I missed you until I saw your icon again, and it really made me so happy, you have no idea. I’ll definitely explode in joy hearing from you next time!!!! o(≧▽≦)o

JAZ

Thank you SO MUCH for replying!!! :3 Hearing from you once was like AKLSJFLAKDGJAD *EXPLODES* so hearing from you TWICE was an absolute blessing, buddy. I MISSED YOU SO MUCH KALSJD KLDAJGAKLDJG

Thanks again for taking some time to write to thismaccoonie!! I really appreciate it a lot

And thank you for being as nice and as sweet and as kind as always. Dear Jaz, always being a positive ray, aren’t you? I’m so happy to see you around, seriously. Thank you so much for all your sweetness and positivity. May you receive twice as you give :’)

ANYWAYS JAZ

Imma be replying to you asap! Thank you LOTS again for your sweetness and your presence!!

I hope you’re having a MOST FANTASTIC day or night!! Do receive more and more maccoonie hugs, my dear, all the warmiest raccoonie snuggles. (ɔˆз(ˆ⌣ˆc)