#hey guys. i’m sorry about this one.

[joeyclaire]

the facts:

michael afton is a bisexual white man

michael afton was in his 20s during the 90s

south park aired in summer of 1997

[transmasccofee]

Ngl I’m tempted to animate something from that one canon au where Kusuo dies with this cover

[matryx7728]

Thoughts about Gabriel ultrakill and the heavenly council

okay okay okay okay okay so

i’m assuming this is referring to the tags i rbed that one post with so. youngings avert your eyes maybe idk how deranged i’ll get while typing this

gabriel ultrakill has such an impossible appeal to me and i’m going to attempt to put it into words

first of all. look at him. he’s so fucking pretty it’s insane have you seen that guy he’s beautiful in a way i can’t wrap my head around

he acts the way he acts he gets beat for the first time ever literalky ever by a machine and falls in love with it but mistakes that love for hatred and then when he reports back to the council they blame him for getting his ass handed to him like hello ???? you can’t just do that to him this is not what this post is supposed to be about im getting off topic

the way he acts his character his flow hsi jehevrnrgehrgrgrhuuuuuggaggggggggghh he triggers such a primal carnal desire within me that i’ve not felt my entire life until i witnessed him do you fucking grasp how much just how much i need to just be Near him do you understand how much i want to just hold his hand or to grab his stupid tiny little waist i want to place my hands on him in any kind of way okease oh my god please i need to cling to him i NEED to watch him do common normal things like twisting a doorknob or tie a knot oh my god i need to see him tie a knot you know how you have to pull the strings taut i need ti see him di that i need to see him lift something slightly heavy i need to watch him throw something into the air and catch it or alternatively i need to see him almost not catch it and do that jolt thing people do when they almost drop something to catch it i need to see him do that i need ti see him grip something i need to watch him stand up from a sitting position i need to watch him forget the direction he’s supposed to be going in and then do that weird pause and glance around before turning around and speed walking in the opposite direction i need to see him pick up a spherical object and watch the way his hands wrap around it i need to watch him reach around to try and grab something slightly out of reach

i need to jump on him i need to cling to him i need to climb all over that guy i need to feel the ridge of his spine i need to watch his adam’s apple shift as he swallows or speaks i need to watch his throat do that when it’s like you know when you lean your head back and the skin over your neck is pulled taut and the movement of yiur throat is much more significant i need to see him do that i need to watch him preen his wings i would collect his shed feathers and keep them in a little box or put them on a necklace and he’d be like Why Do You Have Those and i’d be like 😊😊😊😊😊😊 i think his wings are so fucking pretty i also think they’d be warm like they change temp depending on his mood notmally they’d be relatively warm like a heated blanket enraged they’d be like the temp of the surface of the sun and ecstasy they’d be even hotter donyou get me

there are so many things i think about him i have no words for them i just think he’s so catastrophically attractive ok in every way possible my view on him varies all the time sometimes i’m like Wow I’d Really Like To Be Friends With That Guy and other times i’m like I NEED HIM IN ME ummmmmm thats

okay getting only slightly more unhinged i’ll cut it here just in case cause we’re enterying hornypost territory

do you understand the amount of lust my body contains for gabriel ultrakill i would love to be pinned down by that guy by the shoulders or to have his hand run along the length of my spine or against my jaw i need to press my body up against his i don’t care how i just need to Touch him i NEED to hear that archangel whimper (<- listened to the gabriel whimpering audio clips 67 times) i need that guy down my throat uhhhhmmmmmm yeah i’m cutting that one short it seems my rational mind has finally kicked in

have fun reading my category 7 autism event

[monkee-mobile]

I just showed my cousin the picture of mike nesmith’s giant fucking ass and she replied in a monotone voice: “oh. that’s… cool. that’s… so real.”

[cynicalmusings]

‘the most crucial skill that a good drinksmith needs is listening… drinksmithing is all about having conversations with your guests’

tea house owner!reader energy for real

[trashbaget]

tell me your failed/embarrassing flirting stories to make me feel better, i’ll go first: today i said “get out of my way” forgot to say “i’m kidding” then immediately said “bye”

[luminnea]

Beel and Belphie chibis!! A little crow told me these chibis (and their brothers) are going to make an appearance somewhere new soon…i wonder what that means?? 🤔🛍 i’ll be making an exciting announcement very soon, please look forward to it!! 😳✨

[arthur-r]

as usual i am up late into the night planning my future when i should be: getting a good nights sleep so that i even have a future!!

[buriesitsteeth]

Hm.

[came-out-of-the-coffin-desisted]

my haaaaaands are still fucked uuuuuup but when they’re unfucked up i’m gonna draw smth so sexy and delicious for my new skyrim oc i can see the comp in my mind’s eye it’d just make my hands fall off if i tried to draw it

[ziracona]

While I’m complaining about bad in writing and in worldview shifts for Inquisition, extremely telling that your Qunari companion in DAO, Sten (unromancable), holds devotedly to his ethno-religion, worldview, and convictions the entirety of the game (which you can feel about and respond to any way you want but he is devoutly him), while still easily fitting in well in and caring for the rest of the party, and returns home to Par Vollen at the end regardless of player choice (assuming he survives), to resume the duties he cares deeply about and people he loves, and he and the player if on good terms can either part on those good terms very emotionally, to follow their own respective paths, or the player if they want can even choose to accompany him back and join him and very likely the Qun, which will make him very glad.

And in DAI, your Qunari companion, The Iron Bull (romanceable), will literally have to be killed by the player as a result of his way of life and culture and beliefs, no matter the level of affinity or romance, or his Chargers being alive if DotQ was left unplayed, and his attachment to them, during the events of Trespasser, unless he is convinced to completely abandon his ties to the Qunari (and join the PCs more European, less ‘barbaric’ way of life, of course ;) abandoning his somehow simultaneously middle-eastern and Chinese-coded ?? culture and views. no message here haha obviously none at all), as staying Qunari literally at all means he will make a face-heel turn to follow that culture and belief of course, and try to kill you and your nice society.

[southislandwren]

Oh actually I think some of my resentment towards my friend stems from the fact she addresses me as “hey girl” like 1. not a girl 2. if I told you that I would immediately be in serious danger seeing as you’re radically christian and we live in south dakota.

[mariposiel]

I know I’m really late, but I recently just started watching the Mandalorian

…And now, I see why everyone’s going crazy for this Pedro guy

[doriangrayanswers]

What's your favorite bird 👀

This is a difficult question… my favourite living birds are the Hooded Pitohui and Luzon Bleeding Heart. Actually, some scientist by the name of Alderson began breeding them here only a year or so ago!

But you asked about my favourite bird and I think the answer to that is the Dodo. Yes, I’m aware that they’re extinct— hyperaware, even. They were such kind birds! Kind birds who loved their flock members, and all they got for it was ridicule! When they got caught in traps they cried out, and their flock members came running to help— and the hunters thought that made them stupid! But they weren’t, they just wanted to help!

[polyamorouspunk]

no the take didn't have anything to do with the one dude being a boss at all. like people are using it to talk about john mulaney and saying he's a predator who didn't love his wife because he got divorced and that probably means he cheated with his new wife, and conflating that with predation and assault. basically the take is that cheating is cheating=rape in all cases because the spouse doesn't consent and so they are having nonconsensual sex.

Ah okay yeah I haven’t seen that take thankfully.