Roy hired a new babysitter for Lian. He did a thorough background check on her and double checked that all her certifications were accurate. Jazz Fenton had been incredibly sweet when he met up with her over coffee so they both could ask each other questions and get clarifications before she started babysitting when he left for missions (he told her he was going on work trips. Technically true.)
He expected Jazz to do a decent deal picking up after Lian and taking care of her… He didn’t expect to come back to a dozen knocked out assassins in his front lawn and Jazz carefully tending to her bleeding knuckles with the kitchen first aid kit.
izzy hands is a bitch and a scoundrel but hes also that weird fucked up stray cat that comes buy for food, hisses when you try and pet it, and eventually warms up to you when you spend enough time with it. fucked up cat of a man, a meow meow of the ages.
reading jttw is so funny because everyone is so genuinely AFRAID of wukong and that fact never truly sunk in for me while watching lmk and other second hand retellings of the book on yt. most of the time his mere presence is enough to get literal gods and deities doing backflips tryna get him out of their face LMAO
"Bluestar, why isn't Firepaw back from training yet?" Goldenflower asked calmly, starting up Dark Souls boss music.
For my favourite Warriors rewrite out there, @redux-iterum did an amazing job with the first two books they've completed so far! Virtually every character is handled with so much more care and thought.