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ciaossu-imagines · 1 year

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Day freeeeetreeee. So how do Homra members react when being beaten in a card game, but then finding out y/n was sneaky snek and cheated really well?

This was an interesting one, so thank you so much for sending it in! I hope you’ll enjoy the headcanons!

Mikoto honestly doesn’t get too invested in card games. He’ll enjoy them well enough, but he’s just playing to pass the time and enjoy, and he doesn’t really care that they beat him. It doesn’t bother him; you win some, you lose some and he doesn’t even give it a passing thought. Finding out later that they won only by cheating isn’t really going to change that fact and he honestly won’t care that much.

Kusanagi does enjoy cards and he fancies himself to be a pretty great card player, someone who can read his opponents pretty well. So, someone would have to be a really great cheat to get their cheating past his sharp eyes, especially since he’s used to using some underhanded tricks himself, back in the day, to help him gain information or to gain the upper hand in a deal. It won’t really bother Izumo so much that he lost as it will bother him that he didn’t catch them cheating. He’ll honestly want to know what tricks they used to cheat, both for his own knowledge and so that he can be on the look-out for it if he plays cards with them, or anyone else.

Totsuka does play to win when he plays games, be they card, board, or video games but he’s an excellent sportsman and he’s not going to be at all upset over losing the game, even if they had played fair and square. Finding out after the fact that they had cheated, Totsuka wouldn’t really get all that upset, but he would get curious as to what tricks they used to cheat and would probably ask them if they could teach him how to use those same tricks and any other ones that they knew. It’s not that Totsuka really wants to go and cheat; it just seems like a cool and interesting skill to acquire, and Totsuka is always on the lookout for cool new things to add to his ever-expanded interests and skills.

Anna honestly finds most card games boring, except for solitaire, which she does enjoy, and she doesn’t play them overly often. Honestly, their win just meant that the game was over quicker, and Anna liked that fact, even if she really doesn’t like to lose. When she found out later that they only won through cheating, she’d be kind of torn between not caring because, again, it just meant that the boring card game she’d played with them was over in a shorter amount of time and between being mildly peeved because she lost unfairly, and it should be counted as her win because of their underhanded methods. Either way, she definitely will remember their cheating ways and is unlikely to agree to play cards with them again.

Kamamoto honestly loves cards and he’s definitely one of those guys who has a weekly poker night with the boys. When they asked him to play cards, he was completely down for it, because he finds card games fun and he thinks he’s good at them. Honestly, he’s mostly in it for the fun and the companionship, but when they win, he is a little bummed out because who really enjoys losing and he’d even bet them that loser had to buy the other supper. So, finding out later that they won only by cheating? He’s kind of pissed off, but only because it means he lost out on that free meal, and he’ll make them promise to treat him for the next two nights before he forgives them.

While video games are usually more up Yata’s alley, he finds a good card game pretty enjoyable. With any game, Yata really does play hard and plays to win because the boy has a competitive streak a mile wide, and competition is part of why he enjoys games. He’s really getting annoyed as they keep winning and winning, no matter how many times he challenges them to another round and he’s honestly a pretty sore sport about it at the time. Finding out later that they won only by cheating makes him feel vindicated, in a way, because he knows he was playing better than they were and that he should have been winning, but at the same time, it definitely pisses him off and he’s definitely starting a fight over it.

Shouhei’s always up for a card game, mostly because it’s a great way to pass the time with friends. To him though, cards aren’t something you play so much as it’s just something you do while having a conversation and spending some friendly time with someone, so he’s not exactly playing to win or investing too much mentally into the outcome of the game. When he loses, it really, genuinely doesn’t matter to him at all, because he had fun and got to hang out with them and enjoy their company for a bit. He’d honestly laugh and take it in good humour when he finds out later that they were cheating.

Bandou likes to think he’s really great at cards and he’s bragging going into the game, telling them how he’ll try to take it easy on them. When they start winning, no matter how many rounds they play with him, he’s getting frustrated and annoyed and of course, he’s definitely accusing them of cheating. In his mind, they’re definitely cheating and that’s the only reason they’re winning so often, and he bailed on the game kind of really peeved at them because he’s not the best sport. When he finds out they were really cheating later on, it just reopens that wound and Bandou’s back to yelling and being pissy at them, swearing off ever playing cards with a cheat again.

The only card games Chitose’s willing to play with them involving stripping every time you lose a hand and some happy endings, so really, if they’re agreeing to his terms and playing with him, he’s not really caring if he won or lost because, in the end, he definitely won in his mind. Their cheating would only make him amused and make him tease them, telling them that if they wanted to see him naked that badly, all they ever need to do is ask.

Dewa has a few card games he really enjoys, like rummy and cribbage. Most other card games kind of bore him or he just doesn’t really get, so those would likely be the only two games he’d agree to play with them, and they’re really games that he is quite good at. He’d be a little suspicious of how easily they won, but he’s not going to accuse them of anything because honestly, sometimes the cards just don’t fall in your favour and that might have been his luck. He’s going to be a little wary though and still have that tingle of suspicion and he’s honestly a little relieved later on when his suspicions are proven right, just because it puts those suspicions to rest and leaves him feeling a little vindicated and a little bit vain in how good his instincts are. He honestly would look down on them a little for cheating, especially since there weren’t really any stakes in the game or reason for them to do so, and he definitely wouldn’t agree to play anything with them again.

Eric honestly doesn’t like card games. He doesn’t understand a lot of them, and it gets really frustrating for him, since he gets pissed off and snappy when he doesn’t understand things and ends up feeling stupid. It’s really unlikely for him to agree to play cards with them for that reason, so it’s really unlikely that they’d even get a chance to cheat.

Fujishima is another one who really doesn’t enjoy cards. While he would agree to play if he had a lot of time to kill, it’s probably a children’s game since he doesn’t know too many card games, like Go Fish, War, or Old Maid, games that are really hard to cheat at, so finding out after his loss to them that they cheated just kind of makes Fujishima more curious as to how they managed to cheat than anything else.

#event asks #k project #project k #headcanons #mikoto suoh #kusanagi izumo #totsuka tatara #anna kushina #kamamoto rikio #yata misaki #shouhei akagi #bandou saburouta #chitose yo #dewa masaomi #eric surt #eric solt #kousuke fujishima

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altocat · 1 year

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Adding to the "is Seph catboy or a snakeboy" argument, I would like to say thanks to him lying and manipulating others, backstabbing people metaphorically and literally, he could be seen as a bit of a "snake"

hes snek confirmed

Perhaps there is some snek in there.

But being a sneaky backstabbing little shit is a shared trait after all! Especially when it comes to certain whiskered gremlins...

#asks #ff7 #ffvii #crisis core #final fantasy 7 #sephcanons #loling

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pseudopeachy · 2 years

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how do you think mikey or draken would react to you giving them the nickname "snakey snek" upon meeting them bc of their tattoos?

i cant stop thinking about it i find it so funny (everytime i see their tatts i hear im a sneek im a slithery lil snakey snek vine in my head)

my first ask omg thanks for this anon! <33

I hope I found the right vid tho, I actually did not see it coming lmfaooo 😭

btw can't write comical things for shit but i rlly had fun with this ask <33

DRAKEN:

I personally think you met Draken when the tattoo was like a day old

You were in the brothel, waiting for your guardian to end their shift so the both of you could finally go home. That's when you spot this giant ass of a kid entering the lobby.

The both of you were very confused as to why you were there.

Sensing the incoming awkward atmosphere + deciphering why this boy was literally eyeing you down, you decided to go for a small talk

"Nice snake, dude. Sneaky snakey snake." you said, eyes zeroing on the inked animal on the stranger's head.

Draken was taken aback. What snake were you talking about???

"Do you not know what a dragon looks like?"

It's either you blush a thousand shades of red and profusely apologize or you say sorry once and desperately tried to change the subject before it becomes one of your core memories, there's no in between

Yes he kept laughing at you until he was red

ofc he told your guardian abt the so-called snakey snake and no, nobody listened to your explanation

rip ur reputation and dignity ig

Then again, what's one tiny embarrassment when you became friends with said scary giant tho,,

Draken def calls you his 'lil mouse' after this lmao

MIKEY:

OOF

Being a bakery owner in Shibuya meant you're supposed to be up and at 'em even before the sun rises

Sacrificing sleep is alr second nature, so why not open up shop while your body runs on a cup of freshly brewed coffee and three hours of shut-eye?

So lo and behold, this blond man casually walks up to your store half an hour later. Your staff members were yet to arrive so you had to accommodate the customer

A 'good morning' and 'what will it be for today?' casually passed your lips as the man scanned the displays of fresh pastries. He ordered a chocolate croissant, pudding, and black coffee.

And just before you can return to your post after giving his order, you caught a glimpse of black ink peeking through his jacket. It was quite familiar considering you had a similar one on your right upper thigh.

"I don't mean to sound like a creep or anything sir, but your snake tattoo looks good. A cute and slithery little snakey snake if I say so myself."

You really hoped he’d get the reference tho

The innocent giggles died down once the blond's piercing gaze met with your tired pair.

"It's kinda embarrassing for a person your age to not know what a dragon looks like."

If coffee didn't wake you up, that did lmao

so of course, you gave him a parting gift as an apology because you were literally halfway to burying yourself alive after that

He became one of your regulars tho. You learned his name was Mikey.

Mikey wasn't quite talkative, but he really likes calling you his 'lil bunny' !!!

#draken #ken ryuuguji #draken x reader #mikey #mikey x reader #tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo revengers x y/n #tokyo revengers fluff #idk what is this lmao #peachyqueues

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world-of-aus · 3 years

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Behind The Scene 6/?

Pairing: Pornstar!Bucky x Pornstar!Reader

Warnings: Bucky Barnes & Pepper Potts being a pair of sneaky sneks.

A/n: A little behind the scenes before the new installment releases! I swear we better get short haired Bucky next installment or im RAGING enjoy angels!

ALL OTHER WORK CAN BE FOUND ON MY MASTERLIST IN MY BIO!

“You want to what?”

There’s a knot in your throat as you chance a glance at Bucky, before looking back over at your boss, “I’d like to schedule the soldier for all six of my days – please,” you add with question.

The office grows quiet, “we understand why you might hesitate to agree to something like this,” Bucky begins, “it’s never been done before but,” Pepper raises a hand, small smirk tugging at the corner of her mouth as she takes the two of you in.

“There’s no need for an explanation,” she murmurs smirk tugging as she picks up her pen going back to the calendar, her eyes meet yours, “just wanted to make sure I had heard right is all.”

You raise a brow at your boss, though her gaze is drawn back to the calendar, pen gliding over the new scheduled days, “took a whole week longer than I was expecting,” she continues, “but I'll take it.”

“A whole week longer than you were expecting,” you question, “excuse me?”

Pepper doesn’t answer you as she continues to pencil in your days, your eyes flit over to Bucky hoping to find an answer but you find the same puzzled expression lacing his features. You look back at Pepper, who’s placing her pen down before she’s closing the calendar, pushing it off to the side. She leans forward on the desk pink smile pulling at her lips as she looks at the two of you.

“I said, it took a week longer than I was expecting, but I'll take it, I've heard progress is progress.”

Your brows furrow, “wait, you were expecting for us to only want to film with each other?”

Peppers grin curls, “Oh now don’t sound so surprised, this news should have come sooner, but I'm assuming Barnes here had a little trouble getting my husband's approval,” her eyes flicker to Bucky’s, “didn’t you?”

A grin is pulling at Bucky’s lip a hand rubbing over the stubble that adorns his jaw as he leans back in his seat, “he was already giving y/n so much crap I didn’t want to add to the plate by asking to only film with her,” he looks at you for a moment before going back to pepper, “as much as I may have wanted it, I knew she didn’t need what would come with it if I asked.”

You find your gaze wandering to the brunette that was seated next to you, his gaze finding your questioning one, “how long had you been wanting to ask him?” Bucky’s smile softens, “three weeks after our first film,” he answers, “and if you ask me, it’s like Carter sensed it, I never really had the chance to just sit with Tony and really talk to him about how I was feeling because he was to focused on working my schedule out to write Sharon in.”

“And with Tony so focused on numbers,” Pepper chimes in pulling your gaze, “I don’t blame Bucky for holding off on his attempts, Tony very rarely listens to reason when it comes to stark hub numbers.”

You just barely manage to hold back the eyeroll, a small smile pulling at the corner of your mouth, “your husbands always been obsessed with numbers and finding the next big thing to get our numbers up there,” your smile falters slightly, “how do you know he’s going to agree, Bucky works under him, we’re going to have to get his approval as well.”

“Oh, you’ll get my approval,” you hear from behind you, and you're turning in your seat to find the devil himself, he gives you a smile before he’s kicking off the doorway kicking the door shut with his foot. Your eyes follow his form as he pats bucky on the shoulder before he’s sidling up behind his wife hands finding her shoulders.

“You’d really give us the approval,” you question.

“Listen kid like you and my wife so kindly put it I'm obsessed with our numbers, and with good reason,” he adds pointing a finger at you. “I look at what sells, look at what brings those numbers in and up, and from what I've seen our numbers increase when it involves you and the soldier.”

“They’ve been up there since your first film released kid,” tony continues when you remain stoically quiet, “there's no other pairing that brings in the numbers that the two of you do, and that’s given that the other pairings we’ve put together still draw in good numbers.”

“So then why give me such a hard time,” you question finally finding the words.

“You were a force to be reckoned with kid,” he answers, “I already knew that you and the soldier would be IT after the first film, and I worried that if we gave viewers too much of it, they might grow tired of it, but I see now that’s not the case.”

“It isn’t?”

Tony shakes his head, “the first film you released is still trending as #1 in our hottest videos, and your most recent where you’re binding Barnes is rating at #1 in most viewed, the viewers know what they want and it’s quite obvious it’s the two of you.”

You look at Tony, “okay, what’s the catch,” you question.

Tony raises a brow, “excuse me,” he questions back, “a catch?”

“There’s a catch tony, there has to be, surely you wouldn’t just give us six days of filming back-to-back with one another.”

A smile pulls at Tony’s lips, “you’re not wrong there kid, I'll give you that but would it really be a catch if I'm offering you more days off?”

“More days off,” Bucky questions.

Tony nods, “so because you two would only be filming with each other unless requested by one of the stars I don’t want to be just throwing out films by you six days out of the week I'd be spoiling the viewers too much and we need them to want to come back for you guys.”

“So how many days off we talking stark?”

“If you were to agree, and yes you have got to agree,” Tony adds at your raised brow, “you’d only work three days a week and you’d be given an additional three days added to your weekends off.”

“Do we get to choose the days we work and the days we have off,” Bucky questions.

“Now what kind of manager would I be, if I didn’t let you choose what days you worked, and what days you had off, a bad one I'll tell you that.”

You shook you head, “so when does this all kick in to place – are we starting it this week?”

A grimace crosses Tony’s features, “well y/n I'm actually going to give you the rest of the week off.”

“What, why,” you question.

“Was going to actually speak to Barnes about this but since we’re all in the same room now – the soldier has been invited to a porn palooza.”

“A porn palooza?”

Tony’s nodding, “it's something similar to the convention Bucky and Sharon were taken to the last time, but this time the soldier was offered his very own panel, this is a big opportunity and many fans have already begun to book the panel.”

“I haven’t agreed to it though,” Bucky buts in, “are the fans even aware that I haven’t agreed to this?”

Tony’s nodding again, “got off the phone with the company that’s hosting this event before I came here, said they shouldn’t have made promises to anyone without having spoken to you personally about being in attendance.”

“What happens to the money bought for the soldiers panel if he chooses not to show,” you question.

A sigh leaves stark’s lips, “they informed that there would be no refunds handed out or -”

“He’ll be there,” you answer “what,” Bucky questions eyes finding yours, “but y/n,” you're shaking your head, “Buck you heard Tony, fans have begun to buy tickets for that panel, a panel that’s non-refundable, you – you have to go.”

“But y/n,” Bucky tries to argue, “if it helps any, the panel is a one-day thing,” Tony adds, “should you decide after your panel that you want to book a flight home, we can leave that same night.”

Bucky’s jaw ticks as he looks from you to his boss, “how long do I have to think about it?”

“Flight is scheduled to leave tonight,” Tony answers looking down at his watch, “so you have a few hours.”

Bucky’s nod is stiff, “alright, well as soon as I got my answer, I'll give you a call.”

“Bucky - Buck,” you sigh as you continue to watch the brunette pack his belongings your calling of his name falling on deaf ears, “ya know if you don’t want to go, you should just say so, what have I told you about speaking about what you want, it doesn’t matter what anyone else wants, what do you want?”

Bucky’s hand still on the fabric he’s folding, ocean greys finally meeting yours, “what do I want,” he questions, “I don’t want to let my fans down,” he answers, “I don’t want them to lose money and miss out on an opportunity because I hate the publicity that comes with these cons.” He abandons his task altogether then turning his back to you as he takes a seat on his bed.

The motion tugs at your heart, as you push yourself up, scooting across his bed till your behind him, your arms circling his waist, you chin falling to his shoulder, “I don’t think you could ever let your fans down” you murmur pressing a kiss to his shoulder. It pulls a smile, Bucky’s pink lips curling as he turns his head towards yours, his hands finding yours – squeezing. “If it weren’t for the fact that these tickets are non-refundable, I wouldn’t be packing right now.”

Your press yourself further into his back, “what if I, oh I don’t know pack my things and tag along?”

“Are you being serious,” he questions eyes meeting yours, “you’d come along just for the trip?”

You press a smile into his shoulder, “as long as Tony wouldn’t mind paying for an extra ticket for me of course I'll come with you, besides maybe I can bribe Tony to sneak me into the con, see if I can’t spot a fan or two.”

Bucky’s laughing hands squeezing your own again, “sweetheart half our subscribers have the anon picture setting I'm not sure you’d be able to spot them, though they may spot you but – you’d really pack a bag tonight and come with me?”

“You took a week off for me, I’d definitely catch a plane for you Barnes.”

It’s a tangle of awkward limbs as Bucky turns himself into you, your legs crushed under both your bodies as he pushes the two of you back onto his bed his body engulfing yours.

He presses wet kisses to your face, words of praise pressed to your skin, “Buck,” you laugh breathlessly, arms wrapping around his shoulders, “I need to go home and pack if you want us to be ready when Tony sends the car for you, and you still need to tell him I'm going!”

Bucky presses a grin to your chin hands squeezing your waist, “I think we got a few hours,” he murmurs the drop in his voice drawing a shiver down your spine.

Your fingers curl in his hair, drawing his gaze to yours, “if you start neither of us are going to leave this bed, you want Tony going back on his word?”

“When it comes to numbers Tony would never go back on his word,” he smirks as he pushes himself up bringing his face closer to yours, “so nice try but you’re not worming your way out anytime soon.”

“Not even to pack my bags,” you laugh, he dips his head down warm breath fanning against your lips, “wear something of mine, m’sure you’d make it look better than I ever could.”

You're pressing your head up, to capture his lips, he groans into your mouth almost instantly and you really shouldn’t press your luck like this, but Tony could wait, you couldn’t.

#bucky x reader #bucky barnes x reader #bucky x you #bucky barnes x you #pornstar!bucky #bucky barnes au #bucky barnes fanfiction #bucky barnes fanfic #marvel au #marvel fanfic #marvel fanfiction

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atsuminthe · 3 years

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Squish!

—how they like to hug you, and how it feels; ft. date tech, johzenji, nohebi boys

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→ FUTAKUCHI KENJI

back hugs!

feels like a water balloon hitting you and soaking your clothes

he’s so cheeky with his hugs—he’ll tease you and make you work for it

it’s always worth it, though. futakuchi’s hugs make you feel safe and protected (he fought a spider for you even though he absolutely hates spiders, what a hero)

randomly wraps his arms around you when you’re doing mundane things

whenever you cook he steals things even though you feed him directly from the pan, justifying his presence by “being lonely and wanting to help you” (he doesn’t)

→ AONE TAKANOBU

heart-to-heart hugs!

feels like burying your face in a fluffy pillow

baby. aone is a beeg beefy baby and deserves only the best

he loves hugging you. mostly because you’re not scared of him and he can pick you up easily

watch his face light up when he notices you running towards him after a win—his heart is about to burst

he just loves you so much

very gentle when hugging you—never tightens his arms too much around you so he doesn’t hurt you. he’s strong and he knows it

kisses the back of your hand all the time

a giant, soft teddy bear

→ KOGANEGAWA KANJI

spinning hugs!

he’s excITED most of the time so expect very very tight hugs and the wind knocked out of you

will apologise for almost crushing your ribs

pat his hair and tell him it’s alright (but let him know he’s a bit too excited)

likes it when you rub his shoulders! he’s very tense and needs a little bit of relief

will scoop you up in his arms and carry you for a little after placing a kiss on your lips

all your friends are jealous be because koganegawa is a very dedicated boyfriend

he’s basically at your beck and call

a giant puppy, really

→ TERUSHIMA YŪJI

straddle hugs!

feels like dancing in the rain

“who needs a seat when you have my lap”

loves it when you sit on his lap and wrap your legs around his waist

presses his forehead on yours and bumps your noses together

sometimes tickles you when you let your guard down

cradles the back of your head and lets you lean on his shoulder—wraps his arms around you and tightens them. sometimes he squishes you a little too hard to see you pout and mumble how he’s mean

lets you choose his piercings if he’s feeling generous

ugly cried when you bought him a new piercing for his birthday

→ DAISHŌ SUGURU

side hugs!

feels like being happy for the first time after a long while of sadness

snek. snek man. sneaky snek man.

drapes an arm over your shoulder whenever you walk side by side. holds your hand sometimes but that’s for special occasions

numai always teases him about how blunt he is. never means any harm, just smirks when daishō pouts and blushes

always touches you in some way, needs reassurance that you’re there

whenever he hugs you he squishes you into his side and kisses your temple

snek man deserves love. wrap your arms around his waist and he’ll melt

taglist: @nakizumie; @lovelytarou; @risjime; @izhyperfixates; @kirakirasaku

#haikyuu!!#futakuchi kenji x reader #aone takanobu x reader #terushima yuuji x reader #daishou suguru x reader #haikyuu!! fluff #koganegawa kanji x reader #[ minty’s kitchen treats — sugar ]

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dazenightmare · 4 years

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Say who do you that the news reporter would be friends with? After that incident the Helper war that young adult reporter couldn't help but to go undercover and records the chaotic happenings with the Dream Supermarket before being spotted by Dream the Mysterious manager who just like teleported behind his back. Which make him startled and run off the Supermarket.

Little sneaky snek that dude is. Dream scares him off for a week before he just gets too curious and goes back. Dream eventually just shrugs him off since he at least buys stuff while he’s there and let’s him do his own thing

#asks #store au #dreamwastaken

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turtletimewriting · 4 years

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roceit? >w<

1. Who has the cutest tickle laugh?

I feel like I’m giving the exact same answer for this question but god dammed! Of course they would absolutely adore each other’s laughs! Roman has grown used to faking a laugh and just acting happier than he really is about whatever is happening. So to break through that and hear some genuine happy loud laughter makes Janus’ day! He especially loves when he’s stopped tickling and Roman keeps giggling minutes after. His giggles are just so sweet and joyful but the fact they’ll die down and then he’ll burst into laughter all over again despite not tickling him anymore!

But Janus makes a very big deal out of only evil cackling and when he’s with the others, he tends to only act serious and quiet. So to see him alone, frantically giggling and out loud key smashing when Roman wiggles his fingers at him! His loud belly laughter is the best of course but there is a special part of his heart that is reserved for Janus’ hissy giggles!

2. Who is ticklish in unusual places and where would that be?

Not really an unusual place but I cannot stress enough just how weak to leg tickles Janus truly is. He’s snek! Sneks don’t have legs! And so that means Janus’ has the most ticklish legs ever. It’s not a death spot or anything but everything from his knees to his calves to his thighs are incredibly ticklish! One big long tickly spot! Roman’s favourite thing in this entire world is when Janus wears his skirt (cough cough, I’m waiting mr Sanders) and that leaves his legs vulnerable to attack. He could be walking to the kitchen and he knows it’s only a matter of time when he’ll feel Roman attack his legs with a feather duster.

3. Who gets cheer-up tickles?

Roman, absolutely. Janus recognises early on just how much work and effort Roman puts into everything he does and a lot of it is criticised or outright denied. Roman at first doesn’t see this at all. “It’s my job, of course I’m going to get turned down. Why would an essential part of my job upset me?” but Janus puts his foot down. After an idea is turned down, regardless of how much work it was, and sits him down for a self care session. Janus will pull him into his lap to receive all the tickles and kisses. Then after he’s all tuckered out, Janus will paint his nails. Eventually, Roman looks forward to having a hard day’s work rewarded with tickles and a soft session with his soft snakey boyfriend.

4. Who takes advantage of the other one getting their arms stuck while taking off their shirt?

Janus is always targeted. His cape makes it harder to tickle his sides and even his tummy because Janus will absolutely curl up into a protected fortress of cape. So Roman has to pick his moments where he’s truly vulnerable. A perfect moment for that is when he’s getting dressed. The only problem is that Roman thinks he’s being sneaky but Janus knows exactly what Roman does. He has woken up before shouting “Oh wait! Are you changing yet! Wait, wait, wait! I need to get into place!” while he scrambled out of bed and perched like a pouncing kitten right behind him. Janus knows exactly why Roman targets him in the morning and if he takes a little bit longer to get dressed or be noisy so to wake up Roman, then that’s for his information.

5. How did they discover each other’s ticklishness?

I feel like it would be early on in their relationship, or maybe before they started dating, Janus declared who could only date someone who he knew all of the weaknesses of. Roman who was just sitting there eating a breakfast bar is just like... okay? So he lists off allergies or just stuff he doesn’t like and eventually they work round to the question of “are you ticklish and if so where can make you cry?”. Janus then obviously has to doublecheck that he wasn’t lying. Of course.

In comparison, I really like the idea of Roman just presuming Janus isn’t ticklish for the longest time ever. Especially since Janus is more ticklish than Roman. I just really like the idea of Roman being gently tickled and him making some remark about how lucky Janus is for not being ticklish. But as he says that, he jokingly tickles over his knee. Resulting in a squealing Janus jumping fifteen feet in the air. I just like the exact opposites for their ticklishness.

6. Who can’t take tickle bites?

Roman but that’s only because Janus is the master. Again, he’s snek! Sneks are great are tickly nibbles! What’s even better is that Roman literally never expects it! There’s never anything that sets it off. He’s never particularly vulnerable but he still manages to strike! He’ll be lying in bed sleepily and then all of a sudden his boyfriend is buried under the covers attacking his belly. He’s making dinner and then an arm turns off the oven and tickly nibbles are kissing up and down his neck. Sometimes, Roman thinks Janus just likes having something to nibble on as they will be sitting there and he’ll nibble gently on his wrist before diving for his sides.

7. Who has to be tickle-forced out of bed in the morning?

Janus. Both of them get up at a similar time but it’s during winter when the evil snek boi wants to sleep for 30 hours a day. To make it worse, Janus wraps up during winter, fluffy socks, five blankets and two pairs of pjs on at the same time- he thinks he’s completely safe from all and any tickles. Surely, right? Welp no! Roman is too determined to ever let that stop him! Every day he has to find a new way to penetrate the fortress of warm to wake him up. Sometimes he’ll tickle the palm of his hand, sometimes his little sock covered feet are peaking from the covers, the best days are when he can gently peel away the blankets and get access to a little scaley tummy.

8. Who gives up in a tickle fight?

Listen... unstoppable force meets unmovable rock. Janus is way too evil to be defeated, do you not see his cape! Roman is way too noble of a hero to accept defeat, do you not see all his princeliness! Who gives up during the tickle fights is Virgil who just wants a peaceful morning and he storms into their room to break up the tickle fight. Both of them are crying with laughter as Roman squeezes his knees and Janus’ hands are stuck under Roman’s arms. Neither of them have the breath to tease or appreciate each other’s laugh. Good vs evil and it turns out both of them are too stubborn and ticklish for tickle fights.

9. Who is in danger of getting hurt when attacking the other?

Janus but getting hurt doesn’t happen often. His scales can be quite sensitive and so it’s easy to irritate them or leave angry red scratch marks. Of course, this results in Roman gently brushing over his scales which is so so so much more ticklish than it should ever be. In terms of when attacking the other, I’d say neither? Roman is aware of his strength and takes pride in how long he can sit there and just take the tickles. Janus simply squirms but when it gets too much his fight or flight response just shouts at him to turn into a snake and disappear up Princey’s sleeve.

10. Who always provokes the other into tickling them and how?

Roman but I don’t think he realises. If I haven’t made it obvious by now, I’m in love with himbo Roman. I just love the idea of Roman loving tickles and unknowingly provoking tickles. In his mind he just thinks that people love tickling him a lot. He has no idea how walking into the living room wearing a crop top while stretching his arms over his head would ever provoke tickles. So what? He’s just walking around muttering away to himself about how his feet itch but he’s too ticklish to itch it. Why are you blushing so hard Janus? I’m just laying in your lap so my bare belly is sitting by your hands.

#janus sanders #deceit sanders #roman sanders #Tickling #TurtleTalking #headcanon #roceit

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sparklygoblin · 4 years

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This has probably been done before but I'm going through an obsession and I have so many thoughts about this so I had to do my take on it! So like a trashy Harry Potter!Haikyuu AU that no one needs but me...

A lot of people think Yamaguchi is a Hufflepuff and that makes sense and its REALLY cute, but gryffindor Yams has my whole heart! Everyone is confused as to why the gentle boy is there at first, but he soon proves to be one of the bravest Gryffindors when he shows a pension for self sacrifice and impulsive courage, especially when it comes to Tsukki

Tsukki is a ravenclaw, there's just no way around it, he could do well in Slytherin but when the sorting hat mentions this to him, eleven year old tsukki shrugs his shoulders nonchalantly and says "they're kind of lame" , he meets Yams the next day and he'll never tell anyone this, but he actually stopped thinking for the first time in his life the moment he saw him

HINATA COULD BE GREAT IN SLYTHERIN!!1 I know he seems like a dead ringer for Gryffindor, but imagine him being desperate for Slytherine because that is where his hero, the famous quidditch star referred to as the "tiny giant", was. Not to mention he has such an endless amount of determination, despite the odds being against him, he really just wants to be great and sLYTHERIN WILL HELP HIM ON THE WAY TO GREATNESS!

Kageyama is also in Slytherin which isn't a surprise at all, but Hinata discovers something very surprising during their fifth year when Kageyama drinks too much fire whiskey and let's it slip that the hat almost placed him in-hufflepuff, it's his greatest shame. Hinata thinks it's awesome! This amazing boy is cunning and determined but he's also secretly very kind and hardworking! He wont admit it, but he falls a little in love with him.

Yachi is hufflepuff and I love her so much she smells like flowers and busts down in the green house everyday!

Tanaka is gryffindor, he and Noya are veryyy reminiscent of a certain pair of ginger twins that once caused mischief among the halls of hogwarts much like they do

Noya is a Gryffindor as well, and he loves three things, Tanaka, Quidditch, and his future husband, Asahi

Ennoshita is a sweet ravenclaw who is a surprisingly strong tenor in the ravenclaw choir

Ah! Asahi is a Hufflepuff Prefect and he wears his hair down a lot and he radiates this warmth and it's just so wholesome its nuts. He will marry Noya one day, he just seems to be the only one who doesn't know it at this point, but from the piggy back rides to the soft smiles, it's pretty clear where his affections lie.

Suga is really fun because he's hard to sort, they call it a Hatsall, when even the hat is a bit stumped. He's smart, kind, sneaky, and chivalrous, so the hat let's him chose. After much deliberation he winds up in green, a slytherin prefect, and it's a good thing, because hinata and kageyama should never be left unsupervised

Daichi is a Gryffindor, and head boy which is also good because Noya and Tanaka are a lot, and need almost constant supervision as well. Suga and Daichi definetly have a "thing" but you'd have to pull their teeth to get them to admit it

Kiyoko is the head girl for Ravenclaw and her greatest joy is reading up on plants so she can flirt with Yachi in green house

Kenma is a very unimpressed Ravenclaw who gets along surprisingly well with Tsukki and spends most of his time flirtin-I mean talking with a slytherin prefect

Kuroo is a slytherin prefect, and damn if people dont love a bad boy, but he's only got eyes for one odd little ravenclaw, he just loves watching kenma blush

Lev is a hufflepuff, who spends the majority of his school years pining after Yaku

Yaku is a ravenclaw who spends the majority of his years pini-avoiding that annoyingly hot hufflepuff, Lev.

Kyoutani is a gryffindor, Yahaba is a slytherin, they've been breaking up and making up since their first year

Oikawa and Iwaizumi are a slytherin powercouple, though they also fight nonstop, oikawa is head boy and Iwaizumi is the stereotypical brooding scary slytherin, they are extremely dangerous together.

Bokuto is a gryffindor, with a big thing for people who have the one thing he doesn't, a level head

Enter Akaashi, ravenclaw head boy, and an angel straight from Bokuto's wildest dreammms

Ushijima is a Hufflepuff mainly because he is hardworking and loves plants. He is the head boy and also Yachi's self appointed big brother. That is all. He also loves Tendou

Tendou is freaky observant snek boi, lowkey the most dangerous person in the entire slytherin house, knows Ushijima has it bad for him and feels the same, but also loves to play with him a little

Aone is the cutest Hufflepuff prefect, and everyone is super confused as to why big spooky boys keep getting sorted into hufflepuff, but oh well

BONUS:

Ukai loves his gryffindor sons and is the coolest advisor EVER

Takeda has hufflepuff and it's really cute, he also likes plants

Takeda and Ukai are definetly in love but they obviously have to hide it but everyone already knows. Tsukki and Yama once caught them in the room of requirement-it was terrible for all parties involved.

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nad-zeta · 5 years

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which are mitsuhide and another character of your choice favorite kind of kiss to give and receive?

Hi there love! thanx so much for the ask! Here ya go! Bare in mind it is my first HC so it might be shit! lol ooooh well ^0^ Hope you enjoy!

Also side note to all those who requested match-ups dont stress i am busy with them its just slow going cause i need to pack up all my shit to move to a new flat! But i promise ill have them out to you as soon as i can ^_^

So without further ado........

KissingHC with Mitsuhide, Ieyasu and Masamune !

Mitsuhide

To give - this sneaky kitsune loves to kiss you everywhere but your lips. He loves kissing you all over your face. Starting with kissing a lock of your hair and then moving his way down to your forehead, temples, cheeks, and finally nose. He loves giving you those little kisses on the tip of your nose that cause you to scrunch it up.

Surprise kisses- he will randomly pull you into a teasing kiss in the hallway. The kind of kiss where one hand will snake its way your waist while the other cradles your head. These teasing type kisses always seem to leave you breathless and flustered. He loves nothing more than you seeing that flustered reaction on your face while giving you that trademark grin of his while walking away.

Tickle torture kisses- This sneaky snek loves to have tickle fights with you. Hearing the sound of your laughter while he tickles you and kisses you all over your face, neck, and ears. He might occasionally throw in a few bites here and there. Beware sometimes these tickle kisses leads to deep passionate kisses that will leave the both of you breathless

To receive- he loves nothing more than having you curled up in his lap with your arms snaked around his neck. Nestling into him and gently kissing the crook of his shoulder, neck, and jaw. He loves slow, sensual, gentle kisses that convey all your emotions and love for him.

Masamune

To give- this feisty tiger likes his kisses on the rougher side. He will pounce on you and give you kisses full of passion and energy, leaving you breathless and weak at the knees. These kisses are wild, to say the least. He likes to convey as much emotion as he can in those passionate kisses of his, telling you exactly how much he loves you

Biting- Masa also likes being playful with his kisses, nibbling your ear, gently biting your collarbone, neck, jaw, and then finally planting one on your lip. He enjoys nibbling your bottom lip and gently tugging on It when he pulls away. He is also not against leaving a few marks on your neck.

Wrist kisses- When he is struggling or going through a rough patch, he will kiss you on your pulse points, to make sure you are here and alive. He will start by kissing each of your fingers, one by one, then your palm, and finally work his way to your wrist, stopping there for a moment to feel your pulse. If he still feels insecure, he will work his way up to your arm to the base of your neck and nuzzle you there while enveloping you in a tight hug.

To Receive- He likes it when his kitten can match his energy and enthusiasm. He enjoys the push and pull dynamic of fighting for dominance; it makes him feel like you want him as much as he wants you. He also loves slow-burning passionate kisses that express your love for him. The gentle deep kisses that remind him that you are safe, that you are alive, that you are his and that you love him unconditionally

Ieyasu

To give- this porcupine boi is a little bit shy with his displays of affection, will provide you with small innocent kisses all while being as red as a tomato

Forehead kisses- when out in public, he will give you quick little pecks on the forehead and cheeks to remind you of his affection. These gentle lingering kisses are his way of showing you a sign of adoration, protection, and affection

Sweet kisses- His kisses are soft and sweet like cotton candy. They are warm and homely like a summer breeze, and they make you feel all warm and cozy on the inside. He usually nuzzles you while putting as much emotion as possible into these sweet as sugar kisses

Butterfly kisses- this soft boy loves to give you butterfly kisses on your cheeks and eyes; they are like soft ticklish whispers of his love for you. He loves seeing your sweet smile and hearing the sound of your beautiful laughter during these kisses.

To receive- He loves receiving little Eskimo kisses, that then moves on into small soft kisses. He loves it when you kiss him all over his face and nuzzles into the crook of his neck. He also enjoys delicate kisses that are comfortingly slow and indulgent, like the ones you two share on warm summer nights outside under the stars.

Hope you enjoyed it love!

#ikesen hc #ikesen headcanon #akechi mitsuhide #ikesen mitsuhide #mitsuhide akechi #masamune date #ikesen masamune #ikemen ieyasu #ieyasu tokugawa #ikemen sengoku ieyasu #mitsuhide hc #my first hc

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rayshippouuchiha · 5 years

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Ok bul like, danzo twisted my science boi oro into some twisted shit, oro knew completely it was wrong but you know abuse dynamics, and you know, science, so what if he lowkey orchestrated the exposure of the experiments to escape, but he's absolutely offended(TM) at the treatment of naruto so you slithery sneaky sneks just, helpfully whispering shit from the rafters and oro occasionally pops in

Oh no this would be an entire hilarious train wreck of Orochimaru being Orochimaru Subtle™ as he sneaks around Konoha to aid Naruto.

Honestly though I feel like if he’d went rogue and wanted to help Naruto he’d just fucking kidnap him. Like lure little Naruto into a barrel with a bowl of ramen or something and then carry him off.

#Anonymous #RayRambles #Shadows & Strength: Snake Style AU #Naruto #Shadows & Strength AU #ShikaNaru #Yandere Shikamaru

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kitcat-italica · 4 years

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Headcanon/Theory about Crowley's hair:

The longer it is, the more relaxed he is. The shorter it is, the more stressed he is.

Let's break it down:

1. Eden:

Hair length: not just shoulder-length, but CURLY.

Stress level: Snek boi just got his new body! And his first job, which he didn't fuck up! Baby is ready to tempt and explore this brave new world! What could possibly go wrong!

2. The Ark:

Hair length: e v e n l o n g e r t h a n E d e n. Little braids in there. An absolute Glamour Look™

Stress level: honey was having a good day! Wandering around with God's chosen people, causing trouble, sipping date wine without a care in the world! Then he sees that gorgeous angel he talked to all those years ago and his day just got 1000% better! (Hello, Aziraphale!!!) Look how happy this demon is!

(Until he finds out the Ark is being built because the world's gonna flood. But he didn't know that when he was doing his weave that morning!)

3. Golgotha

Hair length: still long, but hidden behind her hood

Stress level: things are technically going well for Hell (the supposed Messiah is being executed), but she's pretty somber about it. The minute she leaves, honey is getting a stress haircut.

4. Rome

Hair length: SHORT. SHORT FOR THE FIRST TIME WE'VE SEEN. SHORT HAIR ALERT, IT HAS BEEN 0 DAYS SINCE OUR LAST STRESSED CROWLEY INCIDENT

Stress level: he's been disillusioned by humans after this long, and to top it all off, he's on assignment to corrupt Caligula. He's damn near close to burnout at this point. Someone give him some oysters and friendly banter pls

5. Wessex

Hair length: unknown. Fucking helmet.

Stress level: unknown. On one hand, he's camping with his ruffian friends making Dramatic Evil Speeches at whoever crosses their path. On the other hand, he'd rather stay home rather than do all this work for nothing. Plus, it's cold and damp. Ew.

6. Globe Theatre

Hair length: LONG AGAIN. LONG AND LUSCIOUS AND FLOWING. THE SORT OF GORGEOUS MANE THAT ANY MAN WOMAN NB FRIEND OR ANGEL WOULD WANT TO RUN THEIR FINGERS THROUGH. THE GOATEE DOESN'T EVEN DETRACT FROM THAT, AND THE FACT THAT HE IS SO HAPPY HE CAN EVEN LET HIS FACIAL HAIR GO I JUST—

Stress level: back to low! Babe is comfortable again! England's in a golden age, he's not seeing the horrors of the 14th century anymore! And perhaps most significantly, he's been seeing Aziraphale more often due to the Arrangement. Seeing your friend often reduces stress levels! Danger? Uncertainty? Stress? Who is she???

7. Bastille

Hair level: probably sort of long, but it's kept close from all those wig roll things

Stress level: I swear to Satan, angel, if you put your neck literally on the line just because you want to flirt with me in a prison cell, I will withhold crepes from you for an entire week—

8. Victorian England

Hair length: short again

Stress levels: high again. Sweetie is taking the threat to their relationship seriously now. He's got to ask for the equivalent of enriched uranium from his Best Friend, and then Best Friend says no. And they actually fight. Stressed demon is stressed :(

9. The Blitz

Hair length: short. Dapper, but short.

Stress level: It's WW2. He's got to walk over consecrated ground. The last time he saw Aziraphale, they had a pretty bad argument. Who wouldn't be stressed?

10. 1967

Hair length: slightly longer than the last time we saw him. Still relatively short by Crowley standards.

Stress level: Less than before, because 1. It's not WW2 anymore, and 2. He gets to plan a fun little heist! Being all sneaky, creating elaborate plans, looking like A Cool Mysterious Person! But, it's all so he can get holy water so he can protect himself from fellow demons, so life is not all demonic sunshine and rainbows.

11. Disco era

Hair length: still short by Crowley standards, but now we have THE MUSTACHE

Stress level: Honey is starting to just Let. Go. Gotta make a presentation to Hell? Who cares! Gotta move some markers across the field at night? Where's my Fuck Shit Up jacket! I'm gonna dance terribly with Hastur and Ligur with a giant pin in front of a Technicolor CGI backdrop, and everyone else just has to fucking DEAL WITH IT. Nothing can stop me now. I am ferocious. I am sex on legs. I am Tony With The Stache

12. 2008

Stress level: He's been having a good few decades. He's got his holy water insurance in a safe. He's got his intricate plans to fuck with London. He's got his best friend back. He's got an outfit that slays. He is living. His. Best. LIFE.

13. Nanny Ashtoreth

Hair length: getting down to his shoulders again! Baby is using conditioner daily, and it shows. He stops traffic with that bright red shine!

Hair length: pulled back and curled, but he lets it down when he reports to Hell.

Stress level: torn between confidence that the plan will work, and worry that it won't. Still, stress won't stop him from serving looks on a double-decker bus!

14. Armageddon Week

Hair length: short, but with its little floof on top.

Stress level: It's the end of the world we're talking about! He's gonna have to either hope his plan worked (it didn't), kill the kid to save the world (which he's not thrilled about), or fuck off the entire planet and leave behind the world he's fallen in love with (which...how sad is that?). This poor demon might as well change his name to Anthony S Crowley, because Stress is now his middle name :(

15. South Downs cottage

Hair length: DOWN TO HIS FUCKING WAIST, AND THERE'S NO STOPPING IT FROM THERE. HONEY HAS WEAVES AND BRAIDS IN IT LIKE A DAMN TAPESTRY

Stress level: He's got a quiet little retirement home by the sea. He gets to choose how to spread his brand of mischief. He gets to live with his best friend and love of his life!

Stress who? Never met her. He's too busy being So Goddamn Relaxed it should be illegal.

#good omens #crowley #crowley's hair #my fandom thoughts #listen I just want good things for crowley #is that too much to ask for

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wooyoungleeeeeex · 4 years

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Welcome! Welcome, all!

today, you're gonna be learning,

my nicknames for allll of the other members!

strap yourself in! This'll be an interesting ride!

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First, Hongjoong hyung!

--- > @joongielee

I like to call hyung names that'll annoy him, not because I hate him or anything. I just find him getting mad funny. ☺️ some names I call him are endearing, but most of 'em aren't. If he can be mean to me then I can be mean to him! >:D

--❝Tiny❞ -> I'm not creative, okay? He's small.

--❝dad/appa❞ -> because he's like a father to me 🥺 and I'm the bratty son!

--❝Mean lil bitchy gremlin❞ -> this one isn't one I call him directly, I call him it in passing. If I'm talking about him to one of the other members I'll probably call him this.

--❝Annoying hyung❞ -> everyone can be annoying, but especially Hong-Hyung. Like, just because I didn't do my chores doesn't mean you have to complain at me??

--❝Pretty Leader Hyung❞ -> y'know, surprisingly enough there are times where I'm not the problem. I look up to my amazing hyung a lot. 🥺 or... Y'know.. Sometimes I'll use this so he gets me what I want..

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Next up: Seonghwa Hyung!

--- > @hwaseongler

I'm a little bit nicer to Seonghwa hyung because he scares me... (but trust me when the two hyungs are together; that's the scariest >^<) but I still like to be a bit of a brat >:D nobody can stop me!!

--❝Mom/Eomma❞ -> this one's pretty simple, him and Hongjoong hyung are basically married (right? I just wasn't invited to the wedding..) Joongie's the dad and Hwa is the momma 😌

--❝Satan??/devil❞ -> you people don't know this but - ahem.. SEONGHWA HYUNG IS EVIL!

--❝Best Hyung™️❞ -> I know what I said, but Seonghwa hyung is just as amazing as he is evil. It's not a contradiction, it's just the truth.

--❝Scary part 1.❞ -> being in his presence is intimidating.

--❝Evil Biatch.❞ -> once again, I would never call him this directly because I'm too scared to because that's too mean, but I think it. I think it a lot.

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Next! Yunho Hyung :D

--- > @yungiggle

I have my good nicknames and my bad nicknames for each member. There's a lot less for Yunho because he hasn't wronged me very much...

--❝Puppy Prince❞ -> you've seen him right? He's just a happy puppy! 🥺

--❝Giant Scary❞ -> as cute as he is... When he wiggles his fingers at me I get afraid.

--❝Professional Traitor❞ -> if you ever need someone to be a traitor for you, Yunho's your guy. I can't tell you the amount of times I have asked for help and he's ended up joining my enemies instead. 😤

--❝The BCG❞ -> the big cuddly giant. His hugs are amazing. ☺️

--❝Big Sweetheart❞ -> look, Yunnie's really nice 🥺 well, most of the time.. And I respect him for that! Being nice to Wooyoung gets you my respect! >:3

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Let's keep this train rolling~

--- > @yeoswitch

Yeo hasn't caused me many problems, so I'm happy to say that I have mostly good names for him. ☺️

--❝Shy n' Cute❞ -> he's adorable 🤩 and super shy! When I get my ler hands on him imma wreck him >:D

--❝Mister Silence❞ -> sometimes he just ignores me- like c'mon Yeo, I know you don't find me that annoying.

--❝Bestieeee❞ -> my bestest friend of all!! 🤩🤩 I love you Yeosangie!

--❝Tiny: the sequal❞ -> he's not as small as Hong-Hyung is, but he's still small. 😎

--❝Disney Prince❞ -> he does look like a Prince tho- like c'mon ya'll. He's suuuuper pretty!

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Neeeeext, the wonderful... The adorable!

--- > @squeakysannie !!

Sannie's too adorable to me mean too.. But like I said, nobody escapes my bratty wrath. But I'll be kinder so that I don't get beheaded. 🥰

--❝Dimples❞ ->

Do I need to say anything else?

--❝Sir-Squeaks-Alot❞ -> if you couldn't tell already, Sannie is a squeaker. Give him a good ol' poke and you'll get a cute squeak. 🥰

--❝Cuddles❞ -> he's so cute and cuddly, please 🥺

--❝Weaklee❞ -> he gives off big lee energy! Not that surprising since y'know... He is a lee but still, it's adorable how weak he is to tickles 🥺

--❝The Favorite Child❞ -> nobody will deny that San is always the favorite no matter what. It doesn't matter if he misbehaves, he's still the favorite.

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Neeeeext up! We're almost done!

--- > @cockyswitchsong

Mingi is... Complicated.. I'm afraid of him but I also like messing with him. So I'll be nice... Ish.. We'll see how it goes, y'know?

--❝Scary part 2: the scarening❞ -> like I said, I'm afraid of him. He's not as scary as Seonghwa hyung, but there is still fear 😰

--❝lil' bitch boy.❞ -> I have no words for this one... It's just- something that I call him..? When I'm feeling particularly annoying?

--❝Deep Voiced demon.❞ -> like, holy shit that's scary. Especially when he teases, good God.

--❝The BCG, just smaller and meaner❞ -> Mingi can be cuddly too, like Yunho he's tall and perfect for cuddling! But like... He's a lot meaner and sneakier then Yunho.. 🥺

--❝Sneaky Snek.❞ -> You can't tell Mingi any of your secrets.. He won't keep them.. I know from experience since everyone knows my most ticklish spot now..

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And finally! Last but not least!

--- > @jonghosofthours !!!!

Look, Jongho and I.. We don't get along well in this world. He is the reason I can barely get away with anything! I mean, I love him! He's a good cuddler but jeez..

--❝H E N C H❞ -> You can't run from him, he'll pick you up with ease.

--❝Scary part 3: the strong boy scare.❞ -> when he holds you down and looks at you - eugh- it sends shivers down my spine just thinking about it.

--❝Obeidient little cock-a-doodle-doo.❞ -> he always listens to hyungs, it's annoying. I can't get a suitable partner in crime here >:( well, I guess it's just every man for himself 🤷‍♂️

--❝holy shriek❞ -> and I thought I was loud.

--❝competetive little bish.❞ -> everything. is. a. competition. And it's even more annoying because I always end up losing!

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Then... There are nicknames I give all of them at times too...

--❝B-Boy❞ -> basically stands for bitch boy but nobody has figured it out yet >:)

--❝cock-a-doodle-doos❞ -> the politer way of saying "cocks" or "dickheads" ☺️

--❝Annoying twerpy hyungs❞ -> I can take any new negative adjective and turn it into a great insult! The others have heard much worse then this one.. What can I say? Even though I always get the "LaNgUage!" complaint, I'll never stop cussing! >:D

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Now I'm just gonna end this by saying... Guys, I love you. And I'll be locked in my room if you need me. :)

Thanks for reading ya'll! Cya later! Or not- because I might die! But I'll try not to!

#ateez tickles #i love you guys!#:D #I'm not scared #you are #>:D #the bratty child wins again

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dukeofonions · 4 years

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I think Janus is definitely playing the long game here, trying to gain their trust so they’ll listen to him. Doubt he’s just totally done a 180 at the drop of his hit and if he has, that’s shitty writing

Oh I definitely agree. There's something suspicious going on here.

Do I think Janus is being 100% evil here? No, I don't. I do believe he ultimately wants what's best for Thomas, but he's also a sneaky little snek who has plans that he hasn't told anyone about and for everything to suddenly be in his favor given that up until the point he revealed his name he was hated by literally everyone?

Yeah, I ain't buying it.

And if this isn't addressed in some way shape or form and Janus is suddenly a "good guy" now with literally no build up, development, or bumps along the road, then I'm gonna be a little disappointed as both a fellow writer and a fan of the series and Janus.

Give my boy the development he deserves and (most importantly) make him earn that trust Thomas is giving him.

Because to me, simply revealing a name and encouraging one to take time for themselves isn't enough to warrant complete trust.

#sanders sides #janus sanders #dukeofonions

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that-otome-potato · 5 years

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Dreams

I really need to get better at coming up with fic titles...

This was birthed from an image that popped into my head one day. To counteract the angst of the image, I turned it into smut because IkeSen's Snek Boi needs love and lovin'...

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“Milord, she’s been taken.”

"By whom."

"Ronin hired by the Daimyo."

Mitsuhide did his best not to let anything show on his face at his retainer’s whispered words. He looked down in thought for a moment before moving his gaze to the older man and Lord of the region before him.

“I must take my leave temporarily, my lord. Something has come up that demands my immediate attention.” When he stood and bowed to him, Mitsuhide heard a dark chuckle rumble across the tatami mats from the direction of the wizened daimyo.

“May your steps be swift, lest something terrible happens.”

The old man’s words were fleeting and followed Mitsuhide as he left the room to go out in search of ______. He didn't say as in as many words, but somehow the Daimyo had found out about himself and Azuchi's Chatelaine. It was the only reason he could think of that ______ would have been kidnapped. They had been ‘living’ in the village for a couple weeks now on one of his missions. Their goal: to find out who was behind all the bandits coming into Azuchi and surrounding towns, causing chaos. The older man had decided that using her would be a good way to hold power over him to show Mitsuhide how much control over the situation he had.

Regret was a foreign entity to Akechi Mitsuhide, but he was feeling it greatly now as he began his search for the Chatelaine. He had been so confident and, dare he say it, cocky that things would go his way in the mission. He had assumed that he had covered every step, all possible outcomes so that only the one he wanted would come to pass. He never thought that he would be found out , or that his enemy would figure out how to use ______ against him. Or that it would be so effective.

His heart clenched in his chest at the thought of something happening to ______ just because she was associated with him.

Mitsuhide hurried through the streets, looking for anything suspicious, listening to anything that might give him a clue as to where they took ______. He expected his man to return soon with information on her whereabouts. He was used to waiting for him, but anxiety coursed through his body this time with his concern for her.

“MITSUHIDE!!”

Mitsuhide’s head whipped around towards the sound of her familiar shout, despite being laced with fear, and he took off like one of his bullets from his gun in that same direction.

Into a small copse of trees on the edge of town he ran, seeing signs of someone being dragged by at least two others. Following the path they had created, he saw an obi tie lying on the branch of a small tree along the way.The same one he had given her just days before as they acted the loving couple in the eyes of the local Lord’s people.

A little way further up the path, one of her small shoes, a ribbon she preferred using to tie her hair back, even a bracelet he had seen her wear since she came to Azuchi, were all strewn along the path periodically. He managed a smile - his Little Mouse can be sneaky. Knew she was being taken somewhere and tried to help him find her.

His smile faded at the memory as he wrapped the cord around his hand and brought it to his nose to inhale her scent that still clung to the cord, pocketing the other items. The look of shock on her face he caused during their mission had brought him untold entertainment, but he couldn't help wondering something.

Did she know that he had given the cord to her because of wanting to see her face light up with her smile? Surely she had some clue by now of how he felt for her. Despite all the teasing he had sent her way and she returned, no words like that had passed between them. But he had also shown her a kindness very few had ever seen. Particularly once he himself realized how deep the feelings for her went. Had he shown it well enough for her to see? Was that why she called for him in desperation?

When he broke the tree line, Mitsuhide found himself facing a cliff with ______ and one of her captors holding both of her arms behind her back and using her as a shield, while the rest were lining the cliff in front of her with their swords drawn facing Mitsuhide.

Their weapons gleamed in the moonlight, and he could see ______ shaking as he copied their movements, holding his own katana before him. He wanted to tell her not to be afraid, but wouldn't say anything like that out loud.

“Shaking, Little Mouse? You’ve been through more terrifying things than this. Show some backbone!” Teasing and taunting had always been his way of misdirection, but with her, it was how he showed he cared.

Rose dusted her cheeks in anger and she struggled against the grip of the man holding her.

‘Disgusting creature, touching her against her will.’ Mitsuhide wanted to spat, but he held the vitriol back and instead moved closer to the men. 'I will make sure a bath is ready for her after we flee this place.'

“Release the woman. She is favored by Lord Oda . If you value your lives, you will do as I say.”

“You can’t scare us, you snakey bastard. We outnumber you. You’re already dead.”

Mitsuhide adjusted his grip on his sword as the small group of men that didn’t have their hands on their hostage, approached. He looked to ______ in hopes of reassuring her he would succeed, but he saw an interesting mix of fear and determination in her beautiful eyes. This combination brought dread, another unpracticed emotion, bubbling up in his gut. What was that sneaky woman planning and how could he get her to stop?

Before any words could escape his lips to stop her, ______ stomped on the bare foot of the man holding her. Mitsuhide watched on in disbelief, and then horror, as the man cried out and gripped her arm tighter before he flung her away from him.

Falling to the ground and skidding on her side, right over the cliff behind them.

Mitsuhide was at the cliffs edge in an instant and reached for where he found her gripping the rocks around her for dear life.

“Mitsuhide! I can’t reach you!” ______ cried, mustering her strength to reach towards his outstretched hand.

“Stretch just a bit further for me and I can pull you up. Come on, ______, you can do it.” Calm. He knew he had to remain calm lest it agitate her and she slipped into the dark abyss below.

Multiple times, he felt their fingertips brush, the feeling like the barest brush of a spring breeze. But she couldn’t pull herself up and, if he moved any further over the edge without help to give himself the reach he needed, it might send them both over the side.

______ managed to prop herself up a little more on her forearms, but it wasn’t far enough. When she shifted herself again to try to gain even more on the distance between them, he distantly heard the sound of stone falling against stone and he could feel himself pale. The ledge ______ was holding on to was starting to crumble from her movements.

Both Mitsuhide and ______ only had enough time to look at the disintegrating edge before it fell away completely, taking her with it.

“______!!”

Misuhide made one last desperate grab for her outstretched fingers as they both shouted the other’s name, but he was too late. His arm remained extended towards her as he watched her disappear into the darkness below her.

Ragged breath sawed in and out of his lungs as he stared, unable to look away from where he last saw ______. This couldn't...wasn't happening!

‘No, no, no…’

“NO!!”

Mitsuhide shot straight up in his bedding with the cry on his thin lips, his bare chest aching for need of breath. He raised a shaking hand to his face, feeling it slick with sweat. He slouched with relief. It was just a dream - a nightmare. He looked to his right, seeing ______ 's bare back as she faced the balcony of the room they shared for their secret trysts, feeling his tension slack further.

His Little Mouse had turned out to be a better actress than he had anticipated. The time they had spent together on his missions had turned his teasing and their bickering into explosive passion that neither of them had really been expecting or prepared for. But they had embraced it - Oh, had they embraced it. Repeatedly.

Mitsuhide lowered his hand to stare at her sleeping form fully, his eyes narrowing in thought. Never had he experienced a dream like that. He had certainly mourned - mourned losing an informant, a vassal in one war or another. He’d even mourned losing a lover once. But the grief he had felt at the thought - just the thought - of ______ dying, of her leaving him to go somewhere he would never be able to follow, burned hot and bright inside him. Even though it was just a dream.

He knew what this feeling was and refused to say its name aloud. He had many enemies inside and outside of Azuchi and he was already risking her safety simply taking her as his lover. Even if he did everything he could to keep anyone from knowing. Should it happen to become anything more… if she truly was kidnapped and used against him…

The dream returned with perfect clarity again and he groaned, pulling his knees towards his chest as he gripped his temples. How could he be such a fool? Never with any of his other dalliances had he grown so attached to them so quickly.

Closing his citrine eyes and thinking about where he went wrong, Mitsuhide tensed at the feeling of a small, warm hand on his bicep. He shifted his torso just enough to see ___, her kind face absorbed with concern as she looked at him.

“Mitsuhide?” ______whispered in a voice still rough from their earlier passions and sleep. “What’s wrong? Are you ok?”

Mistuhide stared at ______ for a moment before he dropped both hands from his temples and moved to drape his body over her in one fluid motion, taking her lips in an all-consuming kiss.

When she gasped, Mitsuhide pressed into her mouth harder, taking the air she had quickly drawn back greedily. Needing to be closer to her, to feel her there with him, he trailed his feverish kisses along her cheek to just under her jawline to where her pulse pounded with life.

‘______ is alive and in my arms.’ he thought to himself as his lips traveled down to the skin between her breasts, then to the left to hover over her heart, where he sucked on the flesh hard enough to leave a deep red petaled mark. He trailed down her torso, nipping and sucking, leaving more marks as he moved lower still. ‘She didn’t slip from my hand like water in a river, to be swept away from me. Forever.’

These thoughts were further confirmed when he felt her tiny, soft hands thread through his silver-white locks and he moaned against the skin of her belly at the feeling of her tugging on them.

But he was a man not to be denied - her screams of pleasure were what his ears craved.

When he reached the sensitive space between her thighs, he slowed his movements and languidly lapped at her moist folds, earning gasps from her that was the sweetest of sounds he could possibly pull from her.

‘Give me more, ______.’ He thought to himself as he renewed his efforts, lapping and sucking harder, eliciting louder moans and cries from the woman he was worshipping on hand and knee, or in his case, stomach. Worshipping the only woman alive who could possibly get him to be in such a pose of deference.

Mitsuhide then lifted and draped her legs over his shoulders, bringing her lower half with him as he maneuvered until he was sitting seiza, needing to relieve some pressure in his bare shaft lest he lose himself before entering her lush body.

She cried his name again, tightening her legs around his head as he devoured her essence that was coating her sex in arousal. He could feel his desire increasing every time she did, the idea that she needed him in such abandon, the power it gave him, like an aphrodisiac itself.

Whenever he did this for her, he imagined that her arousal would taste sweet trickling down his throat. It wasn't often that he wished he could taste anything, but she was the one flavor he did.

He pulled away slightly so he could look at her through hooded eyes of molten gold. “Are you uncomfortable, Little Mouse?”

“I feel like my body is on fire! Please, Mitsuhide...!” Her words were whimpered from her plush lips, making him feel parched.

“Then come for me and I will make you see stars as you burn like the sun.”

Her breathing increased at his words and he moved back towards his meal, knowing she was closing in on ecstacy and knowing exactly what she needed.

Laying her back down on the futon, he lay over her pelvis, one large hand cupping and toying with her breasts, the other moving from his manhood to placing two fingers into her weeping core. He felt her squeeze her muscles around his digits and moaned, earning a giggle from her. As payback, Mitsuhide curled the fingers inside her enough to rub against the spongy spot within her body that would increase her pleasure tenfold.

In no time, his actions brought about his desired result, with her calling his name with passion-infused abandon and her back bowing off the futon. This one the complete opposite of the cry of his name he had heard before waking from his nightmare.

Mitsuhide allowed her a few moments reprieve from her orgasm before he lowered his body to lay against hers, staring into her eyes the whole time, her eyes never leaving his, as if ensorcelled. He maintained their locked gaze as he swiftly entered her welcoming heat. He released a breath on a hiss of pleasure when he was in all the way to the hilt, her walls hugging him perfectly.

It was always like this with them, the passion, the fire, the mutual and undeniable desire for each other. Even from the first day she had come to Azuchi, it had been like this. Like they were connecting pieces of the same puzzle. For some reason, however, this time also felt like the first time they were intimate and he could only guess why.

Panting for breath at the effort to not spend himself too soon and hurt his pride as her lover, he opened his eyes (when had he closed them?) and admired the rosy hue that colored her cheeks, the passion glinting in her beautiful eyes, the rise and fall of her chest as she tried to catch her breath.

All of these things were a sign of the life in her that he would protect no matter what. He couldn't help the urge to protect this one female.

______ 's squirming beneath him brought him from his thoughts and he gave her a genuine smile - one rarely seen by any other burt her.

“Getting impatient?” Mitsuhide chuckled when he received a pout and a huff in reply. “I apologize, my dear. Please allow me to make it up to you?”

The reply he received was the feeling of her walls gripping him tightly from within. With another moan at the snug fit she had created for him, he pulled out just until the head remained before thrusting his hips forward, sheathing himself inside her giving body again.

On and on he went, changing the angle of his hips slightly whenever he felt her moans of pleasure weren’t constant or loud enough. They were in his personal manor on the outskirts of Azuchi, so he wanted her to scream for him, let him hear her voice in pleasure to replace the memory of her cries as she fell from his reach.

After she had experienced her second orgasm, he felt his own finally approaching and flipped her over, bringing her shapely rear up to grip her hips tight as he began pounding into her from behind, bringing her hips to meet his roughly, his renowned control, gone.

His heartbeat was filling his ears with its thump-thump as their flesh slapped together before pulling his shaft from her to spill his seed onto the small of her back and over her ass.

______ collapsed onto the futon alongside Mitsuhide, both of them panting. Mitsuhide turned to his side in a languorous way and pulled her to him so their fronts were touching. _______ moved around, getting comfortable, taking his proffered arm as a headrest, allowing his free hand to roam from her hip to card through her long hair. He knew affection was aglow in his eyes because he could see them in her own, as wide as they were.

“Not that I am one to complain, but what brought all that on? Is everything okay”

“Everything is fine now, Little Mouse. Thank you for worrying about me.” Mitsuhide felt his chest grow even warmer as the emotion he felt expand even further. How lucky was he that a woman like ______ would worry over his wellbeing, share his bed, give snark and sass as well as she got.

“Love...you.”

Mitsuhide started from his musings at the sleepy words that had come from the precious woman in his arms.

“Ah, Little Mouse, if only you knew just how strongly reciprocated those words and the feelings behind them were.”

With a soft kiss to her forehead, he settled back into futons comfortable softness, finding a more soothing sleep than before waiting for him.

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#akechi mitsuhide #ikesen mitsuhide #ikesen fanfic #my work #my words #idk where the picture in my head came from #but it wouldn't leave til I typed this

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