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i wanna bite him
#severus snape#pro snape#my bs#yes i want to bite sneep#especially his hands#chew his fingers#him→ >:c
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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.
#the ship overall is C to A tier#but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A#titan ae#titan a.e.#cale#akima#it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space#that would be enough that's a point there#then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING#sharing their food#that's another one#and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself#so that's a third point#and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point#and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point#and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD#which is a SIXTH point#and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him#IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO#do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin#they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH#fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH
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maddening that there is a common medical condition whose symptoms consist of massive long-term loss of mental and physical functions, due to the incredibly damaging effects of prolonged stress overextending the mind and body by pushing it into survival mode beyond endurance—and that there is no medical term for it. despite the fact it's so damn common that everyone knows of someone suffering from "burnout."
#not a shitpost#“know him? he's me!”#it'll take a couple decades but eventually the DSM will give us a shiny new acronym for it#i'm guessing it will be described as related-to-but-distinct from what we currently call c-ptsd. or maybe on the same spectrum#but defined more by chronic stress than chronic trauma (which is a tough distinction to define in fairness. there's much overlap)
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"on the one hand," i tell the late medieval monk i hang out with sometimes, "each age reconfigures the great events of history in the way that makes them most meaningful for their own time. like how you keep drawing alexander in full plate."
"he's a knight, what else would he wear"
"on the other," i continue, ignoring him, "it does make me feel like i've gone a little bit crazy when people applaud caesar's assassins as restoring power to the people. at best they wanted a different dictator for life."
"was your 1st century ad stoic friend busy or something"
"yes. anyway the point is applauding action taken for action's sake without looking at the consequences is silly. it's not like killing caesar restored the Res Publica anyway -"
"because all Caesar did was knock over its rotted corpse," he says along with me. "can i play Dark Souls in peace now?"
#he's fine with me talking about historiography#he's mad b/c right before this i told him that adoptionism 'had a lot of points' and 'could have solved some stuff'
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I think this is where I peaked as an artist

#this ship has been growing one me#Fire Spirit's relationship chart is friendly and says “Fire only gets stronger in the wind!”#while Windy's is tension#i like the idea of Fire Spirit admiring Windy while Windy is wary around him bcuz A) Hes made of fire and he is made of leaves#b) Fire Spirit is reckless and might burn down the forest on accident#and C) he doesn't take his elemental duties seriously and Windy thinks that's stupid bcuz of how important their jobs are#firewind#fire spirit cookie#wind archer cookie#cookie run kingdom#my art#my artwork#artwork#cookie run#crk#talking#rambling
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grunt does some mental math
#mass effect#shakarian#garrus vakarian#grunt#real question do we tag him as urdnot grunt because hes just grunt in my head.#my art#you guys have no idea how many years i have had this in my head#this is NOT me1 i just only know how to draw garrus' c-sec armor
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ฅ/ᐠ • ˕ •❀マฅ
#scrapbook#flora and fauna#my kitty zephyr c:#don’t worry he is an indoor kitty but during the summer I’ll take him outside supervised with me (usually on a leash)#Nikon B500#July-1-2021#cat#photography
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this has got to be my favorite c&h comic of all time. he just turns evil for no reason at all

#196#shitpost#calvin and hobbes#c&h#shitposting#the capital corrupted him#he went evil mode#little gremlin
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Amalgamation doodles compilations! Despite the many heads, he is surprisingly fun to draw
#oc#ocs#kasifer#godverse#character design#artists on tumblr#art#my art#I LOVE THIS THINGGGGGG#he/it/they specifically n this form bc a) they bc multiple birds b) 'it' in a menacing way c) he if you know him :)#he has a variable amount of legs btw i imagine the idea being something like bird centipede#takes off the glasses to look more menacing#why draw human kas when you can draw approximately 456776545 birds instead?
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He's doing his best okay.
#Deltarune spoilers#deltarune chapter three#Deltarune tenna#mr ant tenna#tenna deltarune#Deltarune lanino#Deltarune Elnina#Elnina and lanino#Elnina#Lanino#lanino and elnina#Tenna makes me so hungry#Not in a weird way his colours just make him look like a McDonald's mascot#I could destroy a burger rn#Clemont_ine#Idiot tv doesn't know the difference between calling someone cunty and calling someone a c*nt 😔#I need to redo that one pic I did of tenna and telly-vis now that I actually know what this freak looks like LMAO#Ignore me messing with the tags Tumblr is doing it's not showing posts thing again and it's driving me nuts. I'm going to get you tumblr#IT WORKED OB MY GOODNESS?????????? HELP????????????????
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sorry man. never letting you live this down
#my post#my art#for as much c*nt as they serve on the daily.#and for as hard as they slayed in the new merch photoshoot#the lord (me) needed to humble him#congrats to this fucking thing for being the first dnp fanart i've ever posted#lowk channeling ash baby in the last panel. cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see#for those with ash to baby...#dan and phil#dnp#daniel howell#amazingphil#phan#dan and phil comic#dan and phil fanart#phanart
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PnF Spirit Week 1: May 27th - Pets
You never really forget your first ever pet. Especially if they disappear quite abruptly from your life.
#pnf#phineas and ferb#pnfspiritweek#candace flynn#perry the platypus#bucky#bucky the dog??? rip bucky#very self indulgent entry to spirit week because it contains my favorite rare (?) headcanons:#a) Bucky was more of Candace's dog because both Phineas and Ferb were VERY small at the time. so she took his loss hardest#and thats why she is so reluctant and against a new pet aka perry when they first got him#b) Bucky was an ex OWCA agent that perished in battle with his nemesis Old Man Simmons hence their very fossilized remains in museum#c) bucky and perry were acquainted during Perry's training (maybe even some mentoring??) so perry understands that feeling of loss#d) bonus HC Bucky was named after Bucky Barnes because of his one sleeved coloring and Candace named him with her Bio dad from whom she#got her love of superhero comics. while her ultimate fav is thor bucky is second fav#all my fellow candace fans know where most of those headcanons come from for sure for sure xDD we all read the fics hehehe
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close enough, welcome HOME THESEUS
#wish i had the photoshop skills to put him in the right setting#tommyinnit#c!tommy#c!techno#ik there is sick fanart from years ago with techno in this exact pose#bedrock bros#dsmp
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i was a very vocal president c!tubbo defender back in the day. they were massacring my boy !!!
#ill forever have so many thoughts abt this kid and what ge went through#like. awhile into his snowchester era the only weapon hemd keep on him was a gold sword#a weapon meant to kill but has the lowest durability. it breaks so easy#it exactly reflects his character#he went through so much trauma that he's chosen to isolate himself in snowchester because one more thing and he just might break#UGHHHHH#tubbo#c!tubbo#dsmp#pretzldoodle
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Comfort
#cw blood#c!tommy#c!tubbo#c!clingyduo#dsmp fanart#dsmp#tommy waits for him to pass before doing so himself :’(#イラスト#clingyduo fanart#clingy duo#clingyduo#lmanberg#the final control room
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Shen Qingqiu but he's an ugly crier.
No single tear rolling down the face, immortal beauty for this transmigrator! He gets the full red, puffy-faced, swollen-eyed experience!
He's at the Immortal Alliance Conference trying to be cruel to Binghe but he's got snot running down his face and has to try and wheeze/hiccup through his Bad Guy Speech™️.
Meanwhile, Binghe's watching his usually inflappable Shizun fall apart and uses all 300 of his Protagonist IQ points to realise something's off.
System feels a sense of foreboding wash over it.
#plot twist: It's Shen Jiu that was the ugly crier (the original body refuses to let the Shens have their cutesy crying moments)#Shen Jiu never cried because A) Trauma™️ and B) itd make him B L O T C H Y-#I know SQQ doesnt cry during the conference but shush!!! This is my Barbie World!!! live in this space with me!!!#SY bright red. damp. and looks like he's 3 seconds from throwing up: “Get in the hole Demon”#Binghe bypassing the sword with a handkerchief in hand: “Shizun shouldn't say thing he doesnt mean”#and then they have a heartfelt moment ♡♡♡ (and go down into the Abyss together because System has a PLAN damnit!)#scum villains self saving system#svsss#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#bingqiu#shen jiu#tomb talking#System: “Why's there Boss Music playing?? ( 。゚Д゚。)”
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