#himbo!charles

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you know THAT new charles photo. why is he so big (ehm) all of a sudden he's my babygirl ❤️‍🩹

i propose we talk about himbo!charles again 👉👈 him opening the door for ur guests in his pretty pink skirt and heels and his brand new pink chanel blazer that was a gift from his mommy eheheh

he'd open the door, smile on his face, shake their hand and then just softly call out, and you hear that pretty voice just yelling "mommy! your guests are here!" and waits to hide behind you and hold onto your hand cause he doesn't like talking to people! he's there just for show! he's mommy's arm candy and he's only there to look pretty for the guests, after all it's good for your business. leaves a good first impression.

I know you said himbo!charlee and yes absolutely, but I think also sugar baby!charles?? We need to bring back the sugar baby!au and this is the perfect way. I also know you love dumb little sugar baby!charles so I’m sure you have no problem with that being brought into these thoughts.

Firstly, Charles takes people coming over VERY seriously, cause he’s your sugar baby!! He’s your sweet little subby baby who just stays home and makes you happy so he MUST make sure everything is perfect.

Everyone knows he can’t cook to save his life (which is actually a massive insecurity of his in the au cause like, that’s basically supposed to be his only job??), but he can most certainly order things from very expensive restaurants and plate them beautifully and make some amazing cocktails.

Of course he also sets the table and decorates and makes sure all the sex toys are hidden away (because yes, there is usually lube and dildos in the entrance way cabinet).

He shows you his outfit after that, making sure you like it and of course you do!! He looks amazing. He gets an absolutely filthy kiss when you see what he’s wearing, and of course you have to grab his ass a little too. He’s putty in your hands, thanking you and whining and asking if you have to have guests over tonight.

He always does this, because it’s no secret that he would much rather just be at home with his mommy alone!! He’ll still dress up and order expensive food and decorate the apartment.

But no. You have very important guests coming over and hopefully you’ll be able to close an important deal over this dinner so it must happen.

Charles greets them at the door, and receives some death glares from the people accompanying your guests. They’re all wives or sugar babies like him, but none of them look as good or as happy as Charles. It’s an open secret that you treat Charles the best, that he’s always the happiest sugar baby and everyone is very jealous. He loves it though, loves knowing they all want his mommy because he knows they won’t ever get to have you. His mommy is his!!

So he welcomes them and shakes their hands and turns around to call you, ignoring the way the men are undoubtedly staring at his ass in his little skirt. That’s fine, they can stare! He loves to be watched.

You come around the corner to greet everyone, and Charles shrinks back behind you. He’s just arm Candy!! He won’t actually hold a conversation with anyone.

The dinner goes very well, aside from Charles trying to play footsie with you every few minutes because the conversation is boring and the guests are boring and he wants them to leave so he can get fucked. You just ignore his antics.

After dinner, you move to the office with your business partners and Charles serves cocktails. He makes sure to bend down with the tray and show a hint of his pretty pink panties.

You make a show of rolling your eyes at his antics, inviting him to sit on your lap because he can’t control himself. Of course your business partners are watching this with wide eyes, all wanting someone like Charles.

Eventually one of them clears their throat and then you lightly slap Charles’s thigh and tell him to entertain the partners waiting in the living room while you talk business.

Hearing you say things like that always makes his knees weak, cause his mommy is so smart and powerful and he’s just a subby little thing who has to look cute and listen.

So he goes to the living room, and this is by far his least favourite part of night. All the wives and partners and sugar babies are so boring!! They all seem to hate their partners and absolutely despise him for how you openly desire him and love him.

But he makes do, making small talk and pretending to care about their families and kids.

When you come into the living room again with your guests behind you, you have a specific smile on your face that lets Charles know it’s gone well.

Of course he runs over to you, requesting a kiss and then staying by your side, holding onto your arm as you thank everyone for coming and show them to the door.

The moment you have the door closed, you pull Charles and push him up against it, getting a hand under his skirt and on his cock before your guests have even left the driveway.

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highlight of the monaco vlog im afraid

[il-predestinato]

Behold! My 3 favourite himbos: 🥰

@F1: Here's when you can expect Grill The Grid over the next few weeks! 😍

[fucciwilliams]

[dokabee]

Can we learn a bit more about Alvius and Charles?

Charles and Alvius were my old WF OCs I made at the peak of my Warframe fanboy moment. They were... vastly different characters than who they are now.

Also!! Note that I played Warframe last before Railjack so... idk shit abt new lore.

(Note: more info in alt text)

Charles LeClair

Currently, Charles is mostly-a-spy mercenary who works alone. He is extremely anxious and distrustful of everyone and seemed very feeble and weak-minded. He always acted like he doesn't want to do this whole warframe job (he really doesn't) but he is too broke to actually stop (he is.)

Apparently, some people are hunting him down. An operator and his Warframe... but he has no idea why they are hunting him down.

Charles' true passion lies in mathematics. Numbers and codes calms him down, which is why he would rather go on spy missions and/or hack consoles and steal credits from the enemy side. He is a huge number nerd to a point he is able to calculate in his head freely, enhancing control over his limbo ability (where he shifted between reality and Rift, etc.)

He doesn't tell people much about himself. The best person who knows him for who he is is Alvius, and even then the poor Nidus doesn't know much about him either. (That leads to their breakup.)

Alvius Ilidius

Alvius (he prefers to be called 'Alan' because it's shorter) is a lot of things. He is a CEO, (a nidus pretending to be) an Excalibur, and is the charming leader of the dojo 'Tera Fals.'

Alan himself is very laid back. Unlike Charles, he has a very calm and confident temperament with a sprinkle of humor. Probably passes as a himbo, but has amazing battle instincts. Likes kids! (Most Tenno are '''kids''' after all.) Don't be fooled by his human face. It's a) plastic surgery, he did it to mimic Charles and b) he's actually roughly the same age than as Charles (Like, what, ~300+ years old?) He's an old man. He probably got that face from some old earth playboy magazine, idk.

Despite his positive attitude and virtuous appearance, Alan was an experimental type of Nidus. TL;DR, an experiment where one Tenno can control 10 warframes at the same time. While he is able to walk around freely without an Operator, he was unfortunately plagued with urges of bloodlust and violence. He staves these urges by going out on extreme sports activities, missions, and using suppression medication.

Unfortunately, there are times that fearsome urge wasn't suppressed and well... let's say it caused casualties once.

...

Ok I'll tell you this, they are still in love. But with the massive baggage they're carrying that they haven't solved? That's why they aren't together at the moment.

Anyway that's all about two of my favorite characters and also one of my favorite couples.

[press1forf1]

And I need him to know that I love him for that

[livelaughlovelams]

Lee: You look like someone who knows the zodiac signs

Von Steuben: Yeah, and you look like a fuckin Aquarius.

Lee: ?!?!?!?!?!?

[vapewraith]

Sergey 💖💖💖

[lildoodlenoodle]

Ngl, I loved this trio, they were so silly

[incorrectsilvercyclopsquotes]

Charles: Name?

Scott: Scott Summers.

Charles: Sex?

Scott: . . .

Scott: Frequent?

Charles: No, which. Male, female, or–

Scott: Doesn’t matter. Both. Male and female. Sometimes together.

Jean: Just kill me now.

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So he can’t be teased!! No no no!! He knows he’s a stupid little bunny, he knows!! So you can’t tease him about it, you have to help him!!

mhm. he's stupid. he has a little, peanut sized brain. no thoughts in it. he just wants mommy and pierre to think for him. himbo. poor, sweet himbo charles.

what gets me is the fact that he KNOWS he's a stupid little bunny. he acknowledges it, and he accepted his fate. he is stupid. he knows and he embraces it, actually. when he can't form a sentence, and instead he tries to communicate with you through his facial expressions, you'd tell him "poor bunny, can't even form a sentence, hm? so pretty and dumb for mommy." and he just nods. yes, he's pretty. he's gorgeous, actually. and yes, he's dumb. why would you have to be smart if you're pretty?

and he LOVES when you point it out. but he doesn't like you teasing him about it 98% of the time. he's okay when you tell him so in bed, but when he's having an actually hard time? oh god, please no! your poor baby bunny! he'll be in tears! the sweet thing cannot handle that, he needs your help and your cuddles. when he tries to help, tries to think of something and come up with something good, he actually tries. because he wants to help, he wants to make you happy. so it's not exactly nice being told you're dumb when you're trying to be helpful. so you don't do that, instead, you help him and try figure it out together. your bunny tries his best!

(himbo!charles is my everything he is so bbg i love himbos)

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Right I have two things to say. Firstly, himbo!Charles is now a tag because I love it and I need more. Secondly, I cant believe you sent me this masterpiece and then immediately sent me an ask saying you haven't been inspired or writing well. Because uh... THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT I LOVE IT?? FUCK OFF WITH THE NOT BEING ABLE TO WRITE THIS IS A MASTERPIECE.

Anyway, lets move on to the actual content of this ask.

Charles has never been the quickest of thinkers, but that gets so much worse when he's with his Pierre and his mommy. The moment he's alone with you and Pierre, he just relaxes so much and his little braincell turns off because he doesnt need to think with you and Pierre around.

He's your little bunny!! Little bunnies dont have to think!! Little bunnies just have to listen to their mommies and their Pierres and be good!!! That's it.

He loves when you and Pierre call him out on that during scenes, because it just makes him feel so safe and subby? It's never framed as a bad thing, and you and Pierre always make it very clear that you're going to look after Charles so that he doesn't have to think for himself.

Charles truly feels so happy and loved!! The happiest dumb little bunny in the world.

However, it's not the same outside of scenes.

Because Charles genuinely does struggle sometimes. He has to put so much effort into speaking sometimes, because it's so much easier to just let you and Pierre take control.

Normally, he has no problem letting you and Pierre make all the decisions for him. But when he actually tries to make a contribution and struggles to do so, then you can't tease him. He'll start crying if you make fun of him, will feel so bad and so stupid and useless.

He needs you to help him then, to hold his hand and tell him you believe in him and give him all the time he needs. He can be a smart bunny! Really, he can!

But he gets so overwhelmed and scared so easily when he tries to make his own decisions, and so he needs you or Pierre to help him calm down. Give him some forehead kisses and cuddles and help him make some slow, deep breaths.

Of course he gets so much praise when he does manage to say what he wanted to!! He did so well!!

Though the praise just turns his little mind to mush and he ends up whining and squirming in your lap.

[yrsonpurpose]

CHARLES LECLERC Goggle Games

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The Unintentional Humour in Gotham Season 2 Episode 16 (& spoilers for that)

As much as I dislike Oswald's step-brother Charles, he's also so dumb that it's funny.

Like bro really was like, "Huh, so weird that he wasn't attracted to my sister, let me try right after she did. Won't be suspicious at all."

(Also can we talk about how quickly he was okay with the idea of seducing Oswald?)

If you don't remember, it's at around 01:15

Don't mind me holding on to the seconds of humour among all the sadness

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I did this on my old blog but @eventide-roses got me needing to do it again here

(Not adding Harvey because hardly anyone knows who tf he is, so I’m sparing the poor old man)

[mistressemmedi]

Where's the barbie edit with Charles and the tagline "insane little meow meow"

[pissboycharles]

hehehehe <333