Once I was scrolling thru naruto fics and saw the tag "buisnessman!Kakashi" and all I could think about was Kakashi being a child businessman, owning all the konoha adults at doing business while wearing an oversized suit and tie. That idea is so fucking funny to me.
Me 6 years ago: Babying a fruity, deeply traumatised man who deals and masks his trauma with humour and sarcasm. Has problematic views of racism and pro-slavery flavour. (Dorian Pavus from Dragon Age: Inquisiton)
Me now: Babying a fruity, deeply traumatised man who deals and masks his trauma with humour and sarcasm. Has problematic views of racism and pro-slavery flavour. (Astarion from Baldur's Gate 3)
He can! I have a little headcanon he hovers when he sleeps, and even if he got a bed it wouldn't be that useful since he gets drowsy a lot until it's time for chaos and destruction and mayhem :3
i write the secret boss items as like the most efficient way to conserve their energy, jevil taking advantage of this the most (and also finding literally every excuse to use his powers and abilities at all times).
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If you had to rank the 6 division leaders on who is the most charismatic (or just their general capability to get in someone's good graces easily) who would you rank as the highest and lowest?
this is the kind of question that will keep me up at night and will haunt me for the rest of my days, i hope you know that LOL
i think all of the leaders are very charismatic, ig i’ll preface lol but imo???? it’s
sasara-san (tragically) (lol no, i just don’t think i’ve seen sasara meet someone and have them react negatively to him from the beginning lol)
ichiro (he’s worked very hard to bring out his natural charisma bc it wasn’t always like that)
kuukou (i firmly believe the reason kuukou got into fighting is bc he looks mean and others chose strife, not bc he searched it out lol. but the fact he’s got nagoya wrapped around his finger is testament to his charisma despite his looks lol)
samatoki (if i’m being honest, he and kuukou are actually tied on the principle of being the same person LOL but where their differences in charisma come from is that one is relatable and one is an inspiration. a pick your poison kinda beat between them i think)
jakurai (probably would have ranked him higher than ichiro if his foot in mouth syndrome wasn’t his problem lol)
ramuda (that flow of rizz he stole from hanabi seems to only work on women since men seem to think he’s annoying from the moment he breathes in their direction lmao)
When will we get a Wings-of-Fire AU where all of the events are exactly the same but
instead of darkstalker becoming peacemaker, the strawberry teleports everyone about 30 miles away and sets off a second, pre-prepared spell that instantly wraps him in chains whilst the strawberry just becomes a dragonflame cactus that undergoes a criticality fission event and every single atom of it instantly decays to not even hydrogen but pure energy.
no 2.5th chance that violated the message of the arc, i don't care how adorable and happy peacemaker is but the moment anyone learns the truth he will suffer for it and probably even be killed by the first icewing who hears about it.
Just vaporise that motherfucker and make the sun rise before its time for 15 seconds and turn Agate mountain into a crater. i'm 99% of 10% sure that dragons are immune to radiation (i think).
worst case good scenario darkstalker just becomes the world's most powerful HEAT round, melting a hole through multiple kilometers of rock and stone and experiences enough mental (and hopefully physical) agony that it ends up being a lesson that makes him reconsider any aspirations whatsoever. this is still an ideal scenario.
best case scenario there's a perfectly preserved set of completely hollow invulnerable scales 3 sizes larger than any dragon that's ever lived, probably the ideal gift to permanently repair icewing-nightwing relations forever, left in the centre of the crater and a new lake that makes the perfect area for mudwings and seawings to practice their lifeskills and experience a home away from home type environment, plus fishing.
besides all of this the story is next to near identical and it is hardly brought up outside of jokes.