#his teeth are not soft

[lonelypep]

kinda funny that the most terrifying, horrific, malicious powerhouse in tmagp is a funky clown guy named mr. bonzo, who works for the uk government and goes a little too hard at bachelor parties.

[witchinatree]

i HATE mr bonzo so unbelievably much it's not even funny

i haven't stopped thinking about how much i dislike him and it's been DAYS since mag12. i hate that he still makes me nauseas after that episode. there is no reason for him to be so horrificially monsterous. it's genuinely funny how pathetically evil he is. i find him humorous and am offended that he is frightening. he isn't tragic. he has no sadness. no weakness or suffering for us to sympathize with. he's just some failed children's mascot who eats people. what devastating backstory could they even give him? a kid pissed on his feet one time?? there is nothing these talented writers could ever create that would ever make me feel anything but pure rage towards this horrid clown adjacent mass of flesh and puss. it's devastating when we compare him to any of the TMA avatars. jane prentiss just wanted to be loved, so she let the worms consume her. don't even GET me started on jon. but god damn bulbous bonzo? fuckass chuck-e-cheese drop out who turned to aggressive cannibalism. he does nothing but pure evil with no ounce of remorse that could lead to any amount of sympathy. how dare his nauseating form have any impact on my psyche. he is not worthy of my fear and i hope he explodes in some distant land where his death will not impede on anyone's sanity.

this is NOT hating on the writing in this series at all i think it is wonderful

[lizard-queen-izzy]

HEY ALEX, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??

[bajablastflavoredsaxreed]

so episode 10 huh

(shaded version under cut)

[cosmos-fudge]

I'm so so sorry (<- lying)

[graydrawssometimes42]

A bonzo doodle

[icantspellhocky]

HAVE J MENTIONED JOW MUCH I LOVE MR BONZO???? BECAUSE I FUCKIGN LOVE MR BONZO!!!

[rowanraven08]

He’s a silly little man

[loooser-sketches]

twinked mr bonzo

creative guidance from @laughable-umbrella

@jonnywaistcoat

[skyeoak]

Ok the “His teeth are not soft line” confused me bc yeah? Its a mascot suit but the teeth have to have some structure

But then I [a wiggles girlie] looked up a picture of dorothy and her teeth ARE soft so Idk. Seems like a creative choice not horror

(She’s going on a date in England today wish her luck)

[marvinforyou]

HIS TEETH ARE NOT SOFT HIS TEETH ARE NOT SOFT HIS TEETH ARE NOT SOFT HIS TEETH-

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

satoru is a puppydog who pretends to be a big bad wolf and suguru is a wolf pretending to be a domesticated dog, hiding his claws and the snap of his jaw (doctors come in and start pulling me away)

[glitter-glue-from-the-void]

"His teeth are not soft" is gonna become another "Extended sounds of brutal pipe murder", isn't it?

[fauvester]

I love love loooooooooove the little bit of extra fat under garak's chin. kiss landing pad

[kingofanemptyworld]

hey you know what would be fun? a fic where the Royal Guard follows through with their plans to make Ichigo the new Soul King and Grimmjow promptly loses his shit because what the actual fuck Ichigo has already given these people literally everything, twice, and this is how they repay him? recruits Nel and Harribel and Urahara and Yoruichi (after Nel sits on him for a while because Jesus Christ Grimmjow you can’t storm Soul Society by yourself no matter how much you’ve powered up) and it’s the Ryoka Invasion all over again except with pissed off arrancar instead. I just think it would be neat