#mr. bonzo
I know we all love the idea of a magnus archives/malevolent crossover bc jon & arthur are prime sopping wet cat pathetic baby girl murder men, but have we considered a magnus PROTOCOL/malevolent crossover? imagine john horrifiedly describing mr. bonzo or needles to arthur. imagine alice dunking on arthur so bad that she and john become besties. lena would try to hire arthur & john on as externals so fucking hard
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A slightly scarier mr.bonzo
Just like w/nikola here is my in-class-doodle of how i think bonzo looks :P
A slightly less scary mr.bonzo coming up :))
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I’m fine….
ignore the fact I listened to the mr bonzo theme song 29 times on repeat….
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brother mr. bonzo is the scariest thing from tma since jared hopworth…
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Nigel Dickerson: The joke of my show has become my reality.
Nigel: I'm imprisoned in a house I can't even call my own, forced to live with...that...that Thing.
Nigel: For pity's sake, I have to spend my evening by the door waiting for him to return so he doesn't smash through the wall.
Nigel: The only remaining scrap of joy in my life is knowing that He's sent out to face down monsters just as bad as he.
Mr. Bonzo: *Bonzoing contentedly up to the door.*
Mr. Bonzo: ....*expectant*
Nigel: ...Welcome home, Mr. Bonzo.
Mr. Bonzo: Bonzo BONZO!
Nigel: If...if you don't mind telling me....where did they send you?
Mr. Bonzo: *dips a finger in Putrid Meat Juice and etches out like a kids' fingerpainting*: STRIP CLUB :)
Nigel:
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An average Friday night for Nigel
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I'm so sorry but these descriptions make me laugh sooo hard
[his teeth are not soft]
[BONZO BONZO BONZO] like a pokemon that was never meant to be
[Mr. BONZO excitedly lumbers away] he's just so babygirl idk what to tell you
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the thought of them living in a house together is just extremely funny to me so have some doodles
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great day to be a mr bonzo enthusiast
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me listening to an account of a man brutally getting his arms ripped off, beaten to a literal pulp, and then eaten by a children's television show mascot while i wait for class to start
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"mr. bonzo is one of our externals" I'm sorry, is that bitch getting PAID?
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Had to share this interraction i just thought of:
Sam: "so yeah we got a few statments about a clown..."
*Jon paniking bc he thinks the whole blowing up the unknowing thing didnt work*
Sam: "oh no don't worry he just ate ppl in a srip club"
*immidiate relief*
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he was just hungry yall
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Can’t listen yet (im at work), but I read the discription lets goooooo
also I work adjacent to insurance claims so i can confirm “frenzy”
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mr bonzo at the stripped club, straight up jorking it
and by it? i mean his peanits
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I spent twice as long thinking about whether I should actually post this than I did taking the time to make it~
But I know everybody missed Elias Bouchard and the BPM so....
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