#hitman!alex

[thiswasinevitable-rwrb]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Alex Claremont-Diaz/Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor Characters: Alex Claremont-Diaz, Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Nora Holleran Additional Tags: Assassins & Hitmen, Alternate Universe - Assassins & Hitmen, Hitman Alex Claremont-Diaz, Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor Needs a Hug, Henry is still the prince, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Gay Disaster Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor, Bisexual Disaster Alex Claremont-Diaz, Alex Claremont-Diaz Needs a Hug, Mental Health Issues, Loss of Parent(s), Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Eventual Smut, Explicit Sexual Content, Mutual Pining Summary:

Acquiring the Prince of Wales’ name in his Burn Book, so to speak, had not been a surprise in Alex’s line of work. What had been a surprise, was that someone wanted the fourth in line for the throne dead.

[yennao]

Hey y’all should join the gangsta discord, aid us in our quest to get Kohske the love she deserves. I would oh so appreciate the company!

[innytoes]

so uhm... hitman au came up in a chat this morning...

👉👈 would you... would you happen to have more in that incredible mind of yours for us?

Can I just tell you I did NOT tag any of this damn au properly so I spent like an hour trying to find it before giving up and googling my own damn tumblr with HITMAN RAY. (Yes I did go back and tag it now, fuck the blog search function.)

Okay but once Ray knows about the ghosts Julie is like... wow he caved really easily about the whole keeping secrets thing. And Reggie is like: yeah well we know his secrets.

Julie: please tell me it's not something gross.

The boys: AAAAHMN

Alex: your dad is secretly into the Great British Bake Off.

But they find out a way to communicate with Ray and tell him his secret is safe. And somehow, maybe through Willie, people in the ghost community who were murdered by people and want revenge get in contact with Ray and suddenly he's like, hitman slash vigilante justice guy. And he's like: boys, I know you're trying to help but also I still need to afford the mortgage... OH MY GOD WHERE DID ALL THIS MONEY COME FROM.

Willie: Not Elon Musk's wallet, secret safe, safety deposit box, evil underground bunker, and couch cushions over the course of 2 months.

And Ray is like: eh, good enough. So anyway you said her husband was a cop and that's why it was never investigated???

[detective-luca-montoya]

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[mafiatsunafish]

Just come back from reading my old khr bookmarks

With my former obsession with KHR (hence this acc name) especially with Lal Mirch and Colonello, I now understand why I’m head over heels for Farah and Alex.

They are the same couple in different fonts, literally.

[mythvoiced]

' eh, sure, you're cute. ' she circles skoll, inspecting him. 'I don't know how nae-gil can say you're hotter tha my man, though. he's super wrong. ' (please tag Alex in this)

@astremourante & @theimpalpable | the girls are fiGHTIN~

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The standing still to have what he assumes to be someone strong enough to at least hold her own against him - judging by physique alone - and maybe even overpower him is the easy part here.

The standing still as a whole usually isn't, but Sköll is entertained enough simply watching her circle him that it seems to keep him busy.

Firm-footed, feet well-planted onto the ground beneath him. It's not quite a stance, he doesn't feel particularly threatened - he never does - but he doesn't seem intent on giving off the vibes of someone willing to gossip here, either.

"Oh well," a shrug, performed with the clumsiness of the vibrant manic being he has the capabilities of portraying himself to be, the immortal who doesn't feel pain and enjoys throwing himself head-first into scenarios in which he most likely would get hurt in, was he not equipped with everything designed to make his impulses that much easier to follow.

The word 'jittery' taken into a dozen different directions.

He's not fretting, he's not nervous - god, when is he ever - and he's not impatient either. He's thrilled, if anything, that's why the quick rise and drop of his shoulders, the smile pulling at his lips, the teeth on full display, the comical turning of his head to keep her in his line of sight.

Why wouldn't he be?

Nae-Gil called him hot. Behind his back, to a stranger he doesn't particularly care for, but he did. He complimented him, he appreciated him, he found something in Sköll worth noting to whoever the hell she is, worth noting enough to set him a step above some other random stranger he doesn't care, interested enough in the comparison to make sure she knows Sköll comes out on top.

To think that Nae-Gil doesn't think of him when they're apart, well, it's a thought he hadn't particularly anticipated entertaining one day.

He imagines, factually speaking, logically, realistically, he at least thinks about him once, just about when he decides to wander his way again - he refuses to believe in coincidences even during occasions they may seem the more logical option, his being logical, realistic, factual, only happens when it serves him.

But the idea that he might otherwise simply slip out of the other knight's mind as if a pebble only worth humming at in acknowledgement when their paths do cross, well...

Let's not get into how that made him feel.

This is much better, after all.

"Taste is taste," he drops, stopping the rocking back and forth on his heels he'd barely noticed he'd slipped into, to grin at Amelia, unperturbed and delighted. Hello kind stranger who's made his day.

What a shame Nae-Gil thinks her man is uglier than him - he'd say if he wanted to lie straight to her face.

"And mine is superior, I bet Nae-Gil is hotter than your man by at least a thousand times more than he claimed me to be," he leans in, twinkle in his eyes, broadening of his smile. He loves challenges.

He loves starting shit.

"Show me the guy."

[areyoudoingthis]

i opened the class to question about my gender identity and my personal experience with transitioning today and my kids asked such smart, important, interesting and kind questions. they're gonna save the world

[twohitgames]

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[themultifanshipper]

This is my masterlist of posted fics,

You can see my WIP masterlist here

And you can find my prompt list here

Warning: these are all smut, see bottom of post for notes and answers to asks/thoughts.

Lando Norris

Pegging Lando ft. Oscar ~0.3k

The Bet (Lando's first win) ~ 2.2k

Going commando - Landoscar ~ 0.5k

Podium celebration - carlandoscar xreader ~ 0.8k

More to love - Plussize!reader ~ 1.1k

Bend over - gn!reader ~ 0.6k

Bend over, Lando (pt2) - gn!reader ~0.7k

Jealous (Oscar's first win) - landoscar ~0.9k

The makeup artist - landoscar x reader ~2k

The untitled foursome - Carlos x Oscar x Lando x reader ~ 2.3k

Honeymoon - landoscar ~ 1.9k

Always the quiet ones - innocent!reader ~1.5k

Logan needs some love - Loscar x reader ft. Lando ~ 3.5k

Lando's treat - part 2 of PB series (ft. Max & Charles) ~ 1.9k

How to tame your brat ~ 3.4k

Max Verstappen

Car sex ~ 1.8k pt2 ft. Charles

Make the boy jealous ~ 1.3k

S(t)imulation racing ~ 1.6k

Fastest laps - Max, George, Logan x reader (also feat. Lando & Charles) ~ 2k

Hospital blues - driver!reader ~ 1k

Charles Leclerc

Post Race sex (with a twist) - gn!reader ~0.3k

What happened in Monaco? (pt2 of Car sex with Max) ~1.5k

You speak french ??? - gn!reader engineer!reader french!reader~ 1.5k

To a good blowie - Seb x reader ft. Charles ~5.5k (if you just wanna read Charles' part skip to 2019)

Making headlines - journalist!reader ~ 2.8k

"It is I, Leclerc" - ferrari!wife!reader ~ 1k

Logan Sargeant

What are friends for? ~1.5k

Logan's Miami blues gn!reader ~0.4k

She's the best - loscalex x reader ~1.9k

Fastest laps - Max, George, Logan x reader (also feat. Lando & Charles) ~ 2k

Logan needs some love - Loscar x reader ft. Lando ~ 3.5k

George Russell

Love at first fuck ~0.6k

The problem with George - Galex+Lily ~ 2k

Familiar voice - raceengineer!reader ~ 1.4k

Fastest laps - Max, George, Logan x reader (also feat. Lando & Charles) ~ 2k

Make you a mother ~ 1.6k

Oscar Piastri

Going Commando - Landoscar ~ 0.5k

Podium celebration - carlandoscar xreader ~ 0.8k

She's the best - loscalex x reader ~1.9k

Good Friend ~ 1.2k

Cuddles and kisses ~ 0.5k

Rivalry is the best aphrodisiac ~ 2k

Jealous (Oscar's first win) - landoscar ~ 0.9k

The makeup artist - landoscar x reader ~2k

Take it out on my puss me ~ 1.6k

The untitled foursome - Carlos x Oscar x Lando x reader ~ 2.3k

Honeymoon - landoscar ~ 1.9k

The video ~ 1.3k

Too tired to get naked - gn!driver!reader ~ 0.7k

Logan needs some love - Loscar x reader ft. Lando ~ 3.5k

Hidden depravity - innocent!reader ~ 1.9k

I hate you (Oscar's version) (coming soon)

Fernando Alonso

Giving head - gn!reader ~ 0.420k

Something in the air that night ~ 2k

Liam Lawson

I hate you (Liam's version) - gn!reader ~ 1.6k

Carlos Sainz

Podium celebration - carlandoscar x reader ~0.8k

Not in the mood ~ 2k

The untitled foursome - Carlos x Oscar x Lando x reader ~ 2.3k

Yuki Tsunoda

Anniversary dinner ~ 1.3k

Insatiable - Nyukierre ~ 1.6k

Alex Albon

She's the best - loscalex x reader ~1.9k

The hitman and the spy ~ 2.4k

The problem with George - Galex+Lily ~ 2k

Sebastian Vettel

Never say 'no' to a good blowie - ft. 3 very special guests ~5.5k

I hate you (Sebastian's version) ~ 1.4k

I love hate you (alternate version) ~ 1.9k

Brother's best friend - Button!reader ~ 2.5k

Two for the price of one - Seb & Jenson x Webber!reader ~ 1.9k

Pierre Gasly

Insatiable - Nyukierre ~1.6k

Daniel Ricciardo

I hate you (Danny's version) - Verstappen!reader ~ 2.6k

One of the Boys (the Paddock Bunny series)

Pt 1: Hungary - Fastest Laps (Max Logan George, ft Charles & Lando)

Pt 2: Zandvoort - Lando's treat (Lando ft Charles & Max)

Pt 3: Monza - Invasive questions (Lando & Oscar)

Other drivers:

•Mark Webber - in Never say no to a good blowie (2013 part)

•Kimi Räikönnen - in Never say no to a good blowie (2017 part)

•Nyck de Vries - in Insatiable (poly with Pierre and Yuki)

•Jenson Button - in Two for the price of one

Thoughts/asks:

-> George is a boob man, pass it on

-> Oscar needs to get fucked until he cries

-> Oscar has a hand kink

-> Writing an explicit song about your bf

-> Using his wealth to have fun wherever you want

-> Are they service tops/doms?

-> more top/bottom discourse

Notes:

See my rules for requesting here

Even though my reader characters usually have vaginas, I do my best to not gender them so anyone can read them (I also never talk about weight, height or skin colour).

I also have a few actual gender neutral works that are clearly marked above, or you can look for them in the tag # gn reader :)

Also I don't use names or Y/N or anything bc i hate writing with that even though i don't mind reading it (idk i'm weird like that)

[its-avalon-08]

hi and i love ur writing. my ask is a bit specific so bear with me angel! if u could, make it social media style? if not thats okay! can you write an imagine where the reader is lando's sister and she is one of the mclaren engineers. she is the similar age as logan sargeant. they are secretly dating. herself and logan start soft lanuching. include driver reactions. thanks alot!!!

american boy and his sassy norris

{social media files}

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y/nnorris just posted!

liked by oscarpiastri, logansargeant and others

y/nnorris funny day (tagged : logansargeant)

2,446 comments

landonorris who tf is that.

→ lestappenismyfav omg fight fight fight

→ oscarpiastri @y/nnorris pls make this stop, he's searching for hitmans

danielricciardo @y/nnorris hope u enjoyed

→ y/nnorris @danielricciardo you totally acting as if you didn't keep asking for my location 2000 times?

→ landonorris why did danny know? DANNY WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

logansargeant looks fun

→ y/nnorris it was

→ maxieboy ariana what are u doing here?

alexandrasaintmleux sweetums <3

→ y/nnorris ily alex <3

landonorris pick up ur phone

→ y/nnorris no

→ maxverstappen1 lando is coming towards u with a knife run pls..

→ charles_leclerc y/n who is the guy im so lost

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logansargeant just posted a story!

{ caption : prettiest i know }

story replies :

oscarpiastri double date, me lily and you y/n, tmr night dinner

landonorris why does that look like y/n OH BOY YOU MOTHERFUCKING EAGLE BOY U BETTER NOT BE DATING MY LITTLE SISTER

y/nnorris aw bubs ily, lando is having a heart attack isn't he?

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y/nnorris just posted !

liked by landonorris, logansargeant and others

y/nnorris pledging my allegiance to the flag of mclaren (and yes i am making fun of the american boy <3)

2,446 comments

landonorris im not angry pls pick up the phone

→ y/nnorris ok fine don't beg you look desperate

→ carlossainz @y/nnorris he's been whining for three hours

logansargeant why must u be the bully

→ y/nnorris @logansargeant pookie ily

→ loganpookielover GOALS I LOVE

maxverstappen1 P misses u <3 come over soon

→ y/nnorris coming over nowwww

→ kellypiquet ❤️❤️❤️

alexandrasaintmleux smartest girl i know <333

→ y/nnorris marry me

→ charles_leclerc y/nnorris get out now. she's mine

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logansargeant and y/nnorris posted a story!

{caption - hard launch <3} {caption - met my forever}

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i hope you enjoyed! happy reading <3 do send in more requests! as for pre existing requests- im working on it! lots of love ava

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[mini-minish]

nathaniel wesninski & andrew doe au i picked up from a 2021 sketch 🪓🖤🔪

notes under the read more!

• andrew doe gets adopted into the wesninski family when he's just a little older than nathaniel, who hasnt been sent to edgar allen tryouts yet, and andrew doe is trained to be his bodyguard since childhood

• mary doesn't like it, he becomes a weakness for her son and when she leaves she refuses to take andrew with them, so nathaniel stays, and in that mary never really gets to leave

• on the same day she fails at running away and nathan finds them, nathaniel loses his eye lolastyle

• one time when he's a little older, andrew receives a letter, from a boy who claims to be his twin. andrew minyard doe throws it to the fire, and nathaniel picks it up while he's turned, before it burns completelly

• from the day nathaniel gets injured because he refused to leave andrew behind, they go from annoyed acquaintances to inseparable friends

• he calls andrew "drew" and andrew pretends to hate it. later when theyre older the name "nathaniel" starts to weight, starts to sound weird, so he asks andrew to call him something else, and andrew calls him alex, stefan, adam, until they get to neil

• but he only calls him neil when theyre alone, when its a secret, when nathan cant hear them

• "nathaniel" takes up the axe. he's as good a hitman as the little devil of baltimore has to be. he hates it, hates the color red, the color of his hair

• one of andrew's first memories at the house is of nathan cutting a man to pieces and making him watch, making him learn not to flinch, but red is the color of neil's hair, soft, safe, soothing

• before that, though, theres little league. theres learning andrew is talented at exy, theres kevin day, and riko moriyama, and theres jean moreau

• i want jean and andrew to be funny about each other just for some levity here ok

• the reynolds are a renowed fashion brand, far from them to refuse big mafia money, so they work on suits, on silk shirts, on tailored pants, and allison reynolds is always joined by her friend renee when she goes with her parents for fittings

• renee walker meets andrew doe, and andrew thinks shes silly enough to keep in touch.

• kevin day leaves them, and neil realises he doesnt have to be kept either. kevin day gets to get out and nathaniel wesninski gets quieter.

• neil finds his uncle's contact among some of the things his mother left behind. from stuart he gets to ichirou. from ichirou he starts to make a plan

• riko moriyama is going to make a big announcement soon, something about the perfect court, something that will finally brand the rest of them as his, and well, andrew has always told neil how much he hates that the pen's ink makes the skin of his face break out

• and neil still has the address of a boy who claims to be his andrew's twin

• for whatever reason the moriyamas and the wesninskis have one of those rich people dinners planned. neil gets kevin to show up, nathaniel gets andrew to leave, kicking and punching and a promise broken

• later in the night, a little after the first course is served and they begin the socializations, neil gets kevin to leave, leave, run as far as possible, *now*.

• he sees jean, grabs his wrist, and takes him outside. theyre walking fast before neil starts running, and then the explosion comes from inside the house, from the basement, and knocks both of them out before they turn the corner. the hathford's men long gone from the scene.

• all renee walker and andrew doe see from where he's been waiting for the little voice at the back of his mind to make sense, is the house bursting on fire, believing that it does so with what he's supposed to protect still inside

• but since i can't bring myself to do this to them, andrew finds him, finds jean, and at the hospital finds stuart, who takes his nephew in

• he gets contacted by a man called david wymack, who was convinced by kevin day to offer them a place among his foxes :)

[thiswasinevitable-rwrb]

Codename: Rapunzel - Red, White, & Royal Blue - hitman!Alex - ch. 3!

• • • Preview • • •

Alex knew when Henry found the phone he delivered because he received a text.

Gift wrapped? You shouldn’t have.

The phone fit inside an artistically gold-foiled box from a patisserie. So long that Henry didn’t smell the macarons that were originally inside it, Alex could maintain his expensive reputation.

He cut right to it: What does a retirement package look like?

The prince was terrible at sleeping through the night, so his response came quickly. Either a new identity or enough money to decide yourself.

Alex had a genius with a government job on his side, not to mention how any paperwork given to him by the prince could be a liability. Money. List?

Henry was clearly going through the phone and their contact options, because he asked, Why is the email addressed to hrh.rapunzel?

I can make it hrh.princedickhead if you want.

[yennao]

My single brain cell workin overtime rn

Oh also :)

[innytoes]

uhm... 👉👈 Ray hitman AU? maybe? if you were up for it? pretty pretty please? 🙏

-For those who don't know I made a shitpost about Ray being a hitman because I looked up housing prices in Los Feliz (and how medical debt works) and SIR HOW THE HELL DO YOU AFFORD THAT HOUSE ON A PHOTOGRAPHER'S SALARY.

-It starts when one of the Petal Pushers has a very abusive, stalker ex. She had tried everything, but even with a restraining order, it isn't enough. Law enforcement just shrugs and suggests she moves (again) after 'someone' breaks into her house, ransacks it and kills her cat.

-It's not like Rose and Ray meant to kill him. But it's what happens. They manage to make it look like an accident. They never tell Violet, but deep down she knows.

-Somehow word gets around and they suddenly have a booming side hustle of taking out abusive spouses, partners, exes, stalkers, etc.

-Ray starts to take on the most of the wet work, with Rose doing the research and being his alibi.

-He's always been a great shot. He won Rose so many stuffed animals at carnival shooting games that they had to start donating them to shelters.

-They do have very strict rules on who they work with and who their targets are. Ray gets very good at stalking people with a giant long distance tele-lens. Both the people who hire them (to make sure they're telling the truth) and the targets.

-The prices they charge vary, and they even have perfected the scheme of 'take out life insurance on him and we get half of the pay out' for people who are in a bad financial situation. Those are trickier because he has to make the deaths look like an accident.

-Listen I'm not saying a few of the plants in Rose's Plant Wall in the studio are toxic. Of course they aren't, they have children running around in there.

-The ones under the grow-light in the attic though....

-He tells everyone he's a photographer but really, he only knows how to work the tele-lens. Rose jokes he could become the world's greatest paparazzi if he wanted to.

-Rarely does he get up close and personal with the targets, but he did made an exception once when 'My Ex Is An Abusive Scumbag number 87' really, really wanted Ray to know the client was right by going after his kid from his first marriage, because his favourite target (their client) wasn't there to take his rage out on.

-He starts hitting the gym after that because it was a liiiiittle too close for comfort.

-As spoken by @floating-in-the-blue: THAT'S WHY HE'S SO FIRM.

-They buy a big house and have money to send the kids to summer camp and fancy music school and the likes. When people ask he just smiles and shrugs and said he signed an NDA so he can't talk about most of his Big Photography Clients.

-Carlos and Julie think their dad is the biggest goober and he totally is. He forgets where he put his phone because he's too busy with the 700 other details of his job. He can tell if any of the parts of his work-toolbox have been moved even a millimeter.

-Just imagine Reggie like: wow Ray really does a lot of research about his photography clients, I wonder if it's like an engagement shoot or something.

-IT WAS NOT AN ENGAGEMENT SHOOT. There was a shooting, though.

-He's a little shell-shocked but still follows Ray down to where he meets the client to promise her it's done, and she cries and tells him thank you and mentions some of the awful things the guy has done or threatened to do, and then he gets it.

-They stage it to look like a break-in gone wrong. Reggie helps knock some shit over when they're distracted like: he's a ghost there are no finger prints. He stays after Ray leaves and watches the woman 'come home' and call the cops. She's either a really good actress, or the tears are just more tears of relief.

-He's really, really glad the abusive guy didn't come back as a ghost though, that would have been so awkward.

-Reggie decides that Julie can never, ever know.

[rjmac211]

Lucy Lane has comes to visit Kara and Alex

Maggie: Little Luthor you aren’t very subtle

Lena continuing to glare at Lucy

Lena: She’s touching what is mine

Maggie: She was the same with Alex

Lena: I don’t care about Alex I care that a Lane of all people is basically hanging off my Kara’s arm

Maggie: Okay yeah Supers and Lanes are known for that

Alex: Doesn’t help that Kara said she would dated her

Lena: WHAT!!

Maggie: Really not helping babe

Lena: Do you think next time a hitman comes after me I could hire them

Maggie: you do realise you just as a federal agent and a police officer that right

Lena: At this point I don’t care

Alex: Kara!

Kara rushed over

Kara: Yes is something wrong

Lena: Yes come with me we need to talk

Lena and Kara walk away

Maggie: My bet she’s going to fine a way to mark her

Lucy: I second that

Alex: Thank you again Lucy

Lucy: Anything to get the gays together



[buk-kakyoin]

TMAGP has an uncanny ability to create BANGER monsters you can explain vividly in as few words as possible while not being clear if it's a horror or comedy premise.

Dubious Tattoo Artist Twitch Darling? Theater Kid Who Is Needles? Death the Kid is a Gambling Addict? Fleshy Hitman Mr. Blobby? GENERAL ZAROFF AS A POSH BRITISH LADY???

Thank u Johnny & Alex, I have no idea how to market this show to ppl in my life and they all think think I'm obsessed with some kind of adsurdist comedy