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thunderon · 5 months

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god then what even is the point

#my mutuals are so mean to me #lol #on my runs #i always almost get hit at a particular intersection #because people run the stop sign c o n s t a n t l y #and today another girl almost got hit instead of me #guess i wasn’t looking hittable enough today :/#op

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corvigae · 8 months

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Swear to god, funniest thing I've done in my BG3 playthrough so far is giving Astarion the con-increasing amulet and giving Raphael's armor to my wizard Tav, making them have super high HP and AC respectively. Like fuck it, the two squishiest members in this party are now the tanks.

#come test your luck against the stabby guy who won't go down and the un-hittable wizard!!#personal grumblings #robin plays bg3

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messybouquetoflilies · 8 months

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Why not tell your friend group that they can beat you senseless and cum on you while you're passed out? Nothing wrong with that I think

well one of them has choked me out and slapped me a bunch, so i think we're gettin there champ

#dw i make that very clear #everyone knows im hittable 🥰#admitting i like getting punched was the easy part.......#it was the conversation that it led to that was... a struggle

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tricksforclicks · 1 year

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I've got an extra dog for the next week and a bit. I've got Hopper's mom Kili to take down to UPDIF to hopefully rock the mini dog division.

#well net zero dogs today since Streak is at his vacation spot #and bern is going to her vacation spot tomorrow #though i think bern would prefer leaving today #because she two small black dogs is one too many #hopper is so much like her mom #its nuts #and they both are all over me when gaming #anyways #goal is to get mom and daughter on the podium together #my beat bet is women's far out mini div #but maybe 4wp or timewarp #last years mini div scores were very hittable #but that just meant lots of mini dog owners went oh i need to bring for next year #🤞

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delicatetaysversion · 2 years

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she's SO.

#fuck u #mujhe darr lag raha hai itne pyaar se #why are u not like #real tangible huggable HITTABLE for making me cry #saumya 🌙#mes

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kalijhomentethi · 2 years

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I got Cyno at 46 pity UWU

#my baby boy!!!!#i still havent built him #but he’s in my party #ei buffs his damage but he’s still baby and dies easily LOL #built eimiko: dont touch our son.#cyno: :D *dies*#DBKADBAKFJISD 😭😭😭#and kuki dies too bc thats her thing and it leaves her at a one hittable state AAAA #bennett still the best 4 star #i love kuki tho; she just needs to stop sacrificing herself >:c #mun #genshin stuff

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themboy-thussy · 1 month

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just me, my short shorts, and my matching upper thigh bruises to keep me company at work 🫶

#need more tbh #i bruise so easily pls pls pls more #take out ur cute aggression on me #or just ur aggression in general pls #i'm so biteable and hittable #me

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m0gelf · 8 months

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I wish I had a Heat plush to blow up in a microwave........

#idk know why I get so violent with plushies #they're very hittable #HEAT-table #bad joke i know #belerath stuff

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augustinapril · 7 months

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Avatar: The Last Airbender -> as things my friends have said.

a lot of these do NOT have context, which might make them confusing, so I apologize for that!

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Sokka: Hold up I'm googing.

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Sokka: Who does firebending willingly?

Zuko: Firebenders and masochists

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Zuko: Does someone saying "I have a hittable head" mean they want me?

Toph: I mean, they're hitting on you. Literally.

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Zuko: I am stuck for eternity with only the chains of my own self. To lie to the song of the soul is to torture oneself.

Aang: You're stuck with the sillies.

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Aang: My heart is racing!

Sokka: What kind of cars does it drive?

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reblogs & likes are highly appreciated!! <3 I haven't finished season 3 yet, but I'm excited to!

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coilandtrouble · 2 years

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Is it so much for a gal to want to be told to beg and then slapped when it’s not desperate enough?

#is that too much to fuckin ask #just do violence to me #come on #I’m so annoying and hittable

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kyri45 · 4 months

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PREV / NEXT / FIRST (ISAT Sky: Cotl!AU!)

BABY FIRST FLAP AFTER MORE THAN 10 YEARS LET’S GOOOO!!!!

Sif is now a moth again and will bonk at every hittable surface (luckily butterfly will heal him)

#isat sky cotl au #kyri45 #comic #my art #isat scotl au #sky children of the light #in stars and time #isat sky:cotl!au #isat isabeau #isat bonnie #isat siffrin #isat mirabelle

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oatmealcrisp-freak · 4 days

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"kuniharu and kusuke arent abusive, actually they're a good dad/big brother"

I guess hitting a child with and without weapons, calling them names, throwing down a guilt trip in response to someone trying to assert a boundary, plotting to make them cry so they'll respect parental authority, stealing their kids food, telling the kid's friends about how shitty and hittable of a person they 'are', abducting other people at least twice, turning other people against the child or using other people in a plot against said child, having surveillance on a child and tracking all their movements without their consent or knowledge (not great even with consent and knowledge since kids aren't fully developed yet), threatening to expose them in numerous ways with and without nudity involved, blackmailing them, and conniving ways to get them to touch and be exposed to a person's, uhm, pants area against their will is good dad and big brother behaviour!!

im eyeing you in concern for multiple reasons.

yes saiki k is a comedy. if its not making you laugh its not doing its job. yes these arent real people. im still eyeing you in concern.

#WHILE IM ON THE CLEARING OUT MY DRAFTS ANGRY TRAIN LETS THROW THIS ON THE PYRE TOO #im giving myself one day to be furious in public sorry yall haha #ill take flack for my crush on kurumi but yall. yaaaaaaaaaaaall.

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ixirian-archive · 1 year

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HELP WANTED 2 PAX RUNDOWN (SO FAR):

All info obtained from someone who went to pax and recorded themselves there. Filming of the booth is allowed but filming of the minigames is prohibited.

IMPORTANT UPDATE: Allegedly they have an ETA of December 2023, and are planning on showing more footage after Pax.

The HW2 demo has 3 minigames available, similar to the HW1 PAX demo. These games are titled:

Breaker room

Carousel

Bonk-A-Bon

Each visitor can only pick one minigame to play before they need to leave. The streamer in Freddit, Chillyshiba, chose Breaker Room. The others have a little less concrete info from what I can tell, but I'll still write what I've got.

Breaker room is pretty self explanatory. It's the SL breaker room level, but apparently a little different. Something about shooting him with a megaphone?

Carousel is the most interesting to me-its apparently the scariest, and apparently the main foe is Eclipse! Which explains why he's a set piece in the surrounding booth.

UPDATE: CAROUSEL actually has Moon

UPDATE 2: DETAILS FOR CAROUSEL:

The last one is Bonk/Whack-A-Bon, which is probably just what it's title says-whack em down like whack a mole.

UPDATE: I was mostly right about this one, but Helpy is apparently included in the array of hittable little dudes.

The booth itself is also cool as hell.

And that's all I've got for PAX for now. I decided to make a bit of a post on it on tumblr because I've realized that a lot of this info is split between Twitter and discord and I want to spread the word more.