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[gaussianaxiom]

HIVE RULES UPDATE - Pages 17-24

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[honeybeezgobzzzzz]

------📜 FAQ: Read Before You Cry 📜------

🐝 Unless you were crowned the Fanfiction Pope while I wasn’t looking, I suggest writing your own beige oatmeal if spicy food offends you. 🐝

Q: Why does your "reader" have a name? A: Because I like writing characters with souls. If you want a blank-faced void creature, go knock yourself out writing one. This sandbox has castles and color.

Q: Why does the "reader" have hair or a personality or physical descriptions?? A: Because books without descriptions are called instruction manuals, and I write stories. If "reader tucks lavender hair behind ear" ruins your immersion, I recommend developing a functioning imagination or finding a fic that better suits your needs. (Maybe one written entirely in Courier font with no adjectives.)

Q: Your second-person fic isn’t a "real" X Reader because of [identifiers/specific details]! A: I don’t know who appointed you the Fanfiction Pope, but you can feel free to write your own bland oatmeal fics without seasoning. This kitchen serves spicy food.

Q: Why do your characters blush / flush / show emotions in ways that might not be universal? A: Fiction uses metaphors and imagery to evoke feelings. It’s not a police report. If a phrase like "turned beet red" causes you existential pain, please consult a licensed therapist and/or learn what "figurative language" is. (Seriously. It’s fun.)

Q: Why don’t you write completely neutral second-person without any traits?? A: Because that’s boring to me. I’m not your emotional babysitter. I write what brings me joy, and if you enjoy it too, awesome. If not, you are free to scroll away without making a dramatic exit like you’re the star of a telenovela.

TL;DR:

This blog = my playground. My rules = my fun. If you don't like it, that's okay! Just don't set yourself on fire about it in my inbox. Write your own thing. Or go touch grass. 💖

[kathaynesart]

Can a Kraang get drunk?

[tj-crochets]

So on the plus side I apparently unexpectedly reached some threshold of stabilizing my mast cells and have had a few reactions with no migraine or nausea! I'm experiencing acute stress without having bad tachycardia or shaking or having a little bit of that whole "impending sense of doom!" On the minus side I seem to have gone back to hives????? I used to get hives from like 2015ish to like 2019ish, when I finally mostly got my allergies under control*, and then I mostly just stopped having hives. Like. At all. I might have contact dermatitis on like hands knees or elbows if I happened to touch pollen from the Mystery Plant I am allergic to** but I did not get the spontaneous hives on my joints all the time, and now I had one on my hip and I feel like my hand is trying to get one and maybe my knee????? This is definitely a huge step down in terms of severity, significantly less likely to have side effects that land me in the hospital, but I am so confused. Happy about it! Hope it lasts! But so confused. Also (and I do remember this from the few times I got hives once I started antihistamines), feeling a hive try to form while on high doses of antihistamines is so weird. I feel like if I get into too much detail it might squick y'all out but trust me it's a weird feeling. Each individual hive since I've been on daily antihistamines, with one notable exception, lasts less than an hour instead of 24+ hours. *read: four times the daily recommended dose of 24 hour antihistamines, as my allergist told me to do **was not able to narrow down what, exactly, it is, but it was seasonally limited and limited to a certain geographic area so like I think it was a plant? Forgot to mention: I had very little overlap between the "all hives all the time" era of my allergies and the "severe migraines leading to severe dehydration" era of my allergies. Like, very occasionally my hives reaction would get bad enough I'd get the migraine and nausea as well, but very, very rarely. They aren't mutually exclusive they just seem to be for me?

[marvel-television]

anyone who wants to put any amount of culpability on Daisy's actions while Hive was controlling her or compare Hive!Daisy and the events of 3B to the Doctor and the events of 5x14 needs to watch Jessica Jones, I feel. Just to put those comparisons in the garbage where they belong

[randomthefox]

[sara-paints]

I played my first game of OPR today!

And we all had a great time! ALL of us want to play again!

My husband, myself, and 4 of my friends got together at a really nice game store that was convenient for all of us. Between my own spare 40k models, my fantasy models (that acted as proxies for one of my friend's War Disciples / World Eaters) and my friend's spare Dark Elf Raider models, we were able to get functional 1000 point armies to everyone at the get-together.

I got to fight my husband's DAO Union guys with my own Robot Legions. The game was so tight it literally came down to the last maneuver of the game, where I won by placing a brick of Warriors between two very closely placed objectives and claiming them both, then eliminating the last vestiges of threat in the area.

My Reanimator was terrorizing the left flank of the board, and in the final exchanges of the game was finally taken down by what remained of the DAO Stealth Suits and Grunts... but there used to be 3 Stealth Suits and 10 grunts back there. They gave my Reanimator a 1 Star review on YELP, and said "0/10, would not fight again."

As it turns out, a giant model that can blow handfuls of infantry off the board each turn, that also doles out "Regeneration" on TOP of regular Defense rolls and Self-Repair rolls is a bit bullshit.

[gaussianaxiom]

Hive Rules isn't technically cancelled but it's on indefinite hiatus so I should swap my pinned to talk about the *other* fanadventure I'm working on

[hadrians-wall95]

Who says only Death Company units are Death Company? Doing 2000 points up for a Friday night dust up. It's time to break the Tryanid Lines on Planet Snifflick, and find the source of this invasion.

The Sanguine Knights have always had the gift of prophecy, like their Sire before them. Many fall to the black rage among the knights. The time traveling in the warp only playing on their minds more. Many fall to the Rage.

But, it can be mitigated. The Death Company are lead by their King, Leadites. This is a hereditary position, King. The Brother who bares it is a special gift. The ability to, somewhat, supress the Rage of those already lost (this totally isn't just a way to have an OC Lamertes be My warlord. Nope. No siree)

The current king, Larertes used to be Captain of the Sanguine Knights Firstborn Companyn(a smash captain model of old, now remade as a Lamertes for rules purposes). Now, he leads the True Death Company (Death Company with jump packs, the OGs who are certainly going to die next codex rip), those who are the most lost, into the heart of the Tryanid Nests. Its time to Eradicate this threat, at any cost.

[jordankennedy]

i love when they do subtle sound effects like when they play really faint music over the statement or whatever

[hungry-skeleton]

Just say they're fucking

[bitteraristocrat]

The urge— nay, need to reveal myself as a proshipper on Tik Tok grows every time I see antis preaching about Dadbastian. However, I don't feel like getting doxxed, so we live to stealth another day.

[phonification]

carapacian hollow knight au has been simmering in a little corner in my brain for a while

[guardian-battle-bracket]

BRACKET RULES

This bracket is exclusively for Lightbearers and Guardians canon to the series.

Polls run for one week and are published every Wednesday at 2:45 EST.

During the Crown Bracket, multiple polls will be running at once.

In the event of a 1-1 tie, a one day tiebreaker match will be held.

Whoever wins the tiebreaker takes the versus.

PLAYER RULES

No targeted attacks of other players.

Propaganda is allowed, but be nice about it.

If your propaganda involves directly attacking a character in the poll you will be blocked.

Respect your fellow Guardians.

Submissions are open for propaganda all tournament and new fighters to be added until we reach the final six.

Propaganda will not be added until the Blood Tournament. Because fuck me, man. I cannot manage it before.

Factions will be fighting within themselves to claim the crown as representative for their own faction before moving to Blood Bracket. This is known as the Crown Bracket. Following the Crown Bracket, champions will face against champions of other factions in the Blood Bracket. Once we are down to the final six, the Champion Bracket begins. Winner of this faces against everyone's favorite motherfucker, YOU. The Young Wolf.

PLEASE NOTE: NOT ALL NAMED GUARDIANS ARE ON HERE. ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE. I'M NOT DOING THAT TO MYSELF.

May the best Guardian win.

CURRENT BRACKET: THE CROWN RUN

THE CROWN RUN

The Lucent Brood

The faithful of Savathun, Hive raised by Light, a heresy to Guardians.

Ken vs Savathûn, the Witch Queen Crownbearer: Ken

This previously had every member of the Lucent hive but fuck no that's too many. We narrowed it down to these two.

Rogue Lightbearers

Risen beyond the City, no gods, no masters to tether them.

Ayrin vs Cenric - Victor: Ayrin

Gryphon-11 vs Otto - Victor: Grypon-11

Rience vs Thalia - Victor: Thalia

Crown Bearer: Thalia

Warlords

The Lords of the Dark Age, powerful Risen, beholdent to no one.

Benyo Lukacs vs Carnunta - Victor: Carnunta

Castor vs Cathal - Victor: Casotr

Citan vs Heyka-4 - Victor: Citan

Jaxxen vs Kandak - Victor: Kandak

Lord Shaxx vs "Red Man" - Victor: Shaxx

Reich vs Rience

Segoth vs "The Wake"

The Iron Lords

The now silent howls in the night, the first Lightbearing defenders of the surviors.

Ashraven vs Bretomart - Victor: Ashraven

Colovance vs Crimil - Victor: Crimil

Deidris vs Dryden - Victor: Dryden

Efrideet vs Felwinter - Victor: Felwinter

Finnala vs Frostmire - Victor: Frostmire

Gheleon vs Gunnora

Haakon vs Jolder

Jorum vs Nirwen

Orewing vs Orimund

Perun vs Radegast

Saladin Forge vs Silimar

Skorri vs Timur

Tormod vs Weyloran

The Vanguard

The elite of the elite, Guardian commanders supervising the actions of Guardians and the safety of the City.

Andal Brask vs Aparajita-4 - Victor: Andal Brask

Caliban-8 vs Cayde-6 - Victor: Cayde-6

Ikora Rey vs Kauko Swiftriver - Victor: Ikora Rey

Osiris vs Saint-14 - Victor: Saint-14

Tallulah Fairwind vs Commander Zavala - Victor: Commander Zavala

The Guardians

The Light in the Dark, the protectors of the Last City, Risen given purpose, to fight, to die, to rise again, in the name of the Light.

Ana Bray vs Aunor Mahal - Victor: Ana Bray

Blue Boaz vs Dredgen Yor - Victor: Dredgen Yor

Eris Morn vs Fenchurch Evris - Victor: Eris Morn

Jarden Ward vs Marcus Ren - Victor: Marcus Ren

Randy vs Shin Malphur - Victor: Shin Malphur

Shiro-4 vs Taeko-3

The Crow vs The Drifter

The Speaker vs Tevis

That's all we got.

Also don't fight me on The Drifter being in Guardians. He's part of the Light Alliance. He lives in the Tower. He works with the Vanguard. He's a Guardian.

Submissions are open, send in propaganda or suggest more Guardians to be added!

SUBMIT YOUR GUARDIAN FOR THE GUARDIAN OC TOURNAMENT!!

[kissingwookiees]

the dark urge and gortash working together to set up the whole cult of the absolute stuff in the first place is unbelievably funny as izaak bc yeah as a great old one warlock there is a 90% chance he had a tadpole dealer on speed dial…

[black-arms-hivemind]

I got lured into the tag of my favorite character because I saw interesting art but then the op had the awful take that everyone else has