#hmMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmm

[hajimedics]

more world grand prix stuff because I'm sick in the head

[tvckerwash]

I like to think that during pfl (using his s9 characterization, not s10) wash is the guy you go to when you want to know something (ah la a line in the fall of reach novel I believe where chief says the enlisted personnel always seem to know stuff bc wash is clearly enlisted).

he's in a position where he's privy to information from the higher-ups, and he's friendly enough with the lower rungs that he knows the gossip going around. as a bonus though, wash ain't no narc, so if you want that information you need to offer him something of equivalent exchange (consequently fueling the 'guy who knows things' thing). for example, north had to tell him about using equipment in the field in order to get him to tell him what his meeting with internals was about.

wash isn't the only guy who knows things, of course, but he's the guy who has the widest base of general knowledge. ct is also someone who knows things, but she's a lot more specific, and what she lacks in scale she more than makes up for with how in-depth her knowledge is. wash is where you learn about something from, ct is where you get all the juicy details (to the point of it almost being tmi). she also has an equivalent exchange policy, but people tend to be a bit more reluctant to get information from her because of what her knowledge is (and the borderline 'insane conspiracy theorist' energy doesn't help either).

florida? well...you don't wanna know what he knows. the cost is simply too high.

[wulfhalls]

bisexuality has that man fighting for his life part ii

[speedyshark95]

SWEATY, SERVING, HAIR?MOISTURED,PUSS OUT TO THE WORLD, INSANE STANCE this mannnnnnnn

SO REAL

ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME OMFG

[kresnikcest]

Yandere Richard though 🤔

[strangegutz]

Do you keep a record of all the dolls you've made?

wuuuuhhhhhhh dose my instagram feed count

[weirdcat1213]

i dont trust this guy >:[ somethings gonna happen i know it

[theorphicangel]

wish i could mute instead of blocking

[bonemeal12]

hmnbbnnnnhgfffffffff. What if I. What if I went on testosterone…

[lapis-lazuli-zap]

[egginfroggin]

Wouldn't it be hilarious if Sabi could foresee the development of things even far beyond her lifespan?

Just imagine.

You go into Snowpoint Temple, you walk up to her and her trio of Big Bois, you pull out a ball, pull your arm back to throw it.

And this child.

This weird, 8-year-old child, living away from the majority of society, far far in the past.

Says "YEET."

She does it every time you throw a ball.

It is deeply baffling, and she knows how much it affects you because memes shouldn't exist yet

Anyway player character loses the first round solely due to such baffling lexicon inconsistency

[lillylvjy]

Imagine crying from how pretty someone is-

[posallys]

it's been long enough since i wrote some of my fics that I can read them and only have a vague idea of what's coming next and I'm surprising myself!!! okay baby taylor you kind of popped off with some of this!!

[hillmon]

what if i overhauled my already thorough tagging system

[risingsunresistance]

"let's try splitting up the spaceman's order into daily goals. if we get 100 melon blocks a day that'll bring it down to... 200 days."

[pokeblr-confessions]

Person from Confession #175, I can’t control the fact that my Magnemite just attracts any small magnetic objects nearby, it’s just kinda something they do. I really wish I could stop it, but even if I cover the magnets, sometimes they just get stuck to my little guy’s body.

Confession #317