IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY
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And I had a whole, cute post planned out and everything…
But I threw my back out and will not be updating for a while. 😭😭
Celebrating from my bed as I lather my whole body in Icy Hot and contemplate the whore activity that put me in this position…
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ronan and adam being friends before lovers is so important to me that I'll never be able to explain in words properly. like imagine having a best friend as your partner and a partner as your best friend... im gonna cry myself to sleep bye...
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Right????? The blood stains on his jaw, the way his eyes glow red, how it says demon in the trailer, that s m i r k, that freaking v o i c e; the way he holds himself! J-Just the way he himself looks like he could wrap his hands around your neck; lift you from floor and yet still make you say thank you! I can't! I can't. x/////x I'm dying. I have never felt this attacked before!
D-Don't freaking remind me of that shot! D///////x I'm already dying enough as it is!! I can't stop staring it why the hell is he so pretty???? Like no hell not even ' pretty! ' I don't say this often or at all but this man is majestic! Good, merciful fudge his v o i c e.
Oh trust me I can completely understand that- I'm still not over that little trick that Zayne does with the ice; first with the cat and then the seal it's so freaking adorable- and I have just fought the Wanderer's with Rafayel for the first time; I'm only in chapter 3 currently but... I will be a thousand percent real with you I am finding it hard to concentrate much less simp over Xavier, Zayne or Rafayel when Sylus is presently living rent free in my head. x/////x
A-Also... I... I can't believe I'm going to say this but... I-If.... This man wrecked something of mine ...b-bed, back or otherwise..I... c-can't say that I'd mind.. >////> Shoot me. I'm garbage. I can't. x/////x I don't think I've ever reacted this strongly about anyone before.
...... x/////x I feel like I was more or less drawn in to a bottomless abyss by Sylus. I am not going to think about panting, melting men for my own sanity. >////> B-But thank you. I am enjoying it so far; honestly more then I thought that I would.
x///////x I feel like I would have to take you up on that offer regardless of whether or not I was feeling embarrassed to or not for the sake of my own sanity; so I appreciate it. I-I swear I am totally normal about this...Man... Demon... Whatever he is, hell maybe he's even a god with how his body looks like it was sculpted from them I have no freaking idea. I swear I am totally normal and sane about him. Yes. Absolutely. x////x T-Though.. That being said... ......... If you would ever consider writing about him then I would be begging down on my hands and knee's and would even offer up my kidney and possibly all my material and earthly possessions very.. extremely, e-eternally grateful. >////> Also if you tagged me in any... All. ...Please.
[ You see nothing! D//////x ]
I am (s)creaming with you Juno! 😂😂😂♥️ You’ve described the feelings I’ve been unable to put into words (past BARK ARGH WOOF 😆) perfectly for this man. He is a beautiful man and I think the silver hair/red eyed combo was a devastating match on top of his personality and that sin-dripping voice 🌊
Show me what those fingers can do Sylus
Don’t be normal about him, be as crazy as you like with the rest of us, I don’t think Sylus would want you holding yourself back either, if you are to do some serious bed breaking together 🥴❤️
You will absolutely be hearing from me on the Sylus writing front (and on the evening news when I pull down Sylus’ pants and show Linkon an incident to rival the Chronorift Catastrophe *record scratch*) because there is no way I can keep my grabby hands all to myself! I need to get this man down and very filthy 😆🥴❤️
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It is amazing how there are people who seriously think their red guys can come over to redbull and make it their own team and win against Max.
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this shit reminds of the time some woman replied to some dnfers on twitter and a bunch of people followed her because she was saying that they are cute or whatever but then people found out that she writes weird erotica books 💀
girl the 30 something yo woman who found dream after the nba game asking if he'd think she's too old to fuck her...
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My homework for tonight: double-check the etymology of the name "Sibyl", cuz according to an initial search it used to refer to oracles
and I think it would be really funny to still inflict Visions And Omens on my Silly Big Weapon Guy. Literary predeterminate naming let's goooooooo
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Does anyone else get a full-body searing jolt of adrenaline when they die in their dreams or am i weird
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a girl on twitter showed dms and messages between her and dream from 2020 and claims she sent him nudes and is "embarrassed" by that... but she was literally the same age as him at the time (19/20) and is mad he ghosted her (after like a week of chatting) for george
the messages are literally shit like "what's your fav colour" and "did you see what the guy from blues clues looks like now" and honestly its just really embarrassing for her, like you couldnt waterboard this mortifying display of lack of flirting skills out of me
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Bruh having Venus and Mercury out of bond is something else, I thought it was normal because in my family there's a strong hereditary of planets out of bond so I thought it was normal (lol), mostly mars, yet it ain't, anyways despite me loving taking hot takes on feminine energy I truly despise whatever is tradional, like my goal in my personal/sexual life is to be the sugar mommy. Damn, being financially independent, and literally doing it without the help of men or being sponsored by them is so sexy, like why even dark feminine energy needs a man?? Like girl, grow up, I know it's hard but there's nothing more exciting than being a truly self made woman without any help, like I truly love challenges and starting from the scrap.
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