#hollywood ships

[dinasaurconspiranoic]

Tori and Beck (Victoria & Avan) post appreciation

Don´t judge me.

[zoirohs]

Vivien Leigh in SHIP OF FOOLS (1965) dir. Stanley Kramer

[manderleyfire]

'How many times you been caught with your hand where it doesn't belong?'

PICKUP ON SOUTH STREET (1953), written and directed by Samuel Fuller

[marvelousmerylstreep]

Meryl and Martin leaving no room for jesus

[perfectlyfinelove]

Jordan and Marie is everything i like to consume in a fictional ship. gay? Straight? Interracial? Rivals to lovers? Protection trope? Whoever wrote that dynamic i will give you my first born. AND NO WHITE MEN INVOLVED WE ALL CHEERED

[destinyc1020]

Btw....Speaking of "PR Relationships In Hollywood", this woman spills some teaaaaa........ 👀

She's saying it's actually more common than we think 👀

[wngmn]

I don't think we as a fandom realize the potential a Golden Bachelor Icemav AU has

(totally not inspired by the fact that someone this season is a retired Navy Captain)

Ice as the Golden Bachelor, he came out later in life and his ex and his kids pushed him to participate

Candidates:

Mav (Bradley applied behind his back)

Slider (quickly realized he's not interested but flirts with everyone (for the drama)) (could also be a throuple situation)

Hollywood and Wolf but they promptly realize they're in love with each other

Cyclone and Warlock same story but with much more drama (Cyclone's crush on Ice is inevitable)

Cain as a the sleazy guy (every season needs someone that makes you ask what the producers were thinking)

All the other Flyboys + Cougar + fan favourite Savant ofc

Literally anyone else

I'd love a version with Mav as the GB too, a maybe a Bi version with all the guys, plus Hondo but also Charlie, Penny and whoever.

Always down for another side romance so Bradley visits the set and immediately antagonize that one stupidly handsome guy on the crew (it's Jake).

Is this the moment I admit I've never watched any iteration of the show?

[shieldmaiden19]

Did Marvel execs seriously think we would watch a movie with a running theme of who Steve would get together with, a movie that includes the line, “It’s not like there’s someone out there with similar life experience,” and NOT go absolutely feral for Steve/Bucky? Did they seriously?

[fandomrantsandtwittertakes]

Let’s be real it ain’t enemies to lovers unless the villain is an overpowered ruler of darkness who is willing to give the world to the humble protector of the light

[zoirohs]

Vivien Leigh and Lee Marvin SHIP OF FOOLS (1965) dir. Stanley Kramer

[jtl-fics]

But also... Andreil on the great British bake off (they have celebrity seasons)

Look, I'm gonna be honest.

It's a disaster in two parts.

Neil is there EXPLICITLY because Stuart found out that he had been asked to go do it because he is technically British. Stuart has asked him to be the bane of Paul Hollywood's existence and is willing to do quite a bit to make the man's life hell.

"He knows what he did." is all Stuart will say on the matter.

Neil agrees to come be a Baker on the stipulation that Andrew also gets to come. Andrew has no interest in baking other than what it can produce for him to eat, he has no desire to do the laborious task of baking himself.

Stuart offers him an Aston.

Andrew agrees.

Neil is a nightmare in the tent. He hates desserts. He hates measuring. He has never done a single prep bake. He has no idea what the desserts are during the technical challenge. He just goes with his gut (his iron gut). He produces three straight desserts that Paul will not let Prue eat for fear that she will just straight up die if she eats it. He is a pile of misery upon consuming all three.

When Neil is kicked off in round one no one is surprised. Paul pats Neil on the back as he leaves the tent and Neil just leans in, "Stuart Hatford sends his regards." he says now that the mic has been removed. Paul Hollywood's tan fades but Neil doesn't look back.

Andrew is a nightmare for a completely different reason and that reason is that he very visibly and honestly does not give a single flying fuck about what he's doing but he's doing quite well. He is the most boring man on camera, zero quips, won't interact with Noel and whoever the fuck is the other presenter by this point, just him doing exactly what the recipe requires and then he always makes a point of grabbing whatever Paul and Prue have judged and taking it all back to his station so that he can eat it. He stares straight into the camera as he eats an entire three tier cake. He dedicates every week he is Star Baker to his inspiration: Kevin Day.

Andrew makes it all the way to the Finals with impressive bakes that he basically just decided on 100% by how much he thinks it would upset Kevin to watch him eat it knowing that he SHOULD be doing weight training for the olympics. ("Weight TRAINING not Weight GAINING Andrew! Do you have to hold up two fingers as you eat the entire thing? Can you at least PRETEND it's not to SPITE me?" Kevin wails as Andrew calls him for the post-credit scene where the star bakers call their families usually but Andrew just uses it so everyone can hear Kevin Day lose his mind on Public Access.)

Andrew gets to the finals and his show stopper....it's immaculate. It's gorgeous. It's a work of art. Paul Hollywood is looking at this feat of modern baking engineering in wonder.

He shakes Andrew's hand before he even tastes it and-

"Stuart Hatford sends his regards."

Paul Hollywood is now nervous to eat this cake. Does he look out at the gathered friends and family of the contestants and see Stuart Hatford? Does he remember what he did?

He eats the cake because show obligations and it tastes as good as it looks but he is oddly silent as Prue talks about it.

Andrew Wins and Paul Hollywood stays exactly one entire party's width away from Neil, Stuart, and Andrew during the entire victory picnic.

Andrew gives his post bake-off speech and flat out says it was kind of boring and he wants to go home to America. The next scene is him driving off with Neil in an Aston Martin.

Edit: Thanks @the-inner-musings-of-a-worm for the idea once again!

[pearlcaddy]

midgelenny + hollywood (jukebox the ghost)

[thursdaymurderbub]

Silver Screen magazine, April 1940

[juniperhillpatient]

Goddd I’m sorry but the fact that I used to be a Zukka fan is so funny like don’t get me wrong I honestly do still like them fine I still hold dear the fics I’ve read & written of them but even rereading my own old stuff that I know is endgame Zukka it’s like. Jetko is so so so CLEARLY objectively factually the FAR more compelling romantic dynamic for Zuko like. Sure Zuko & Sokka can be really cute & you got the ray of sunshine with Issues & grumpy traumatized but secretly sweet thing which can be fun but. Cmon. Cmon. Bonding instantly & also going so fast to being enemies. It’s sexy the way they can switch gears so fast & it’s endlessly fun to imagine the what ifs & the slow uncertain bonding mixed with drama that could’ve been if Jet had survived. I just love the way Jet & Zuko’s characters rub against each other like two pieces of sandpaper ok? Or cars crashing into each other. Or like. Bonded feral cats that will fight each other to the death over a wrong look but also fight a pit bull to protect each other. Do you understand am I making any sense

[booasaur]

Monarch: Legacy of Monsters - 1x02

[bakedbakermom]

$50 says it was skinner who told federman about the bee thing. when gary says the line and skinner turns around to them with that shit-eating grin? he probably thinks he was wing-manning for them.