#holy flaming hammer of unholy cosmic frost

[potatoyiart]

one thousand subscribers

[adrasteaeydiate]

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[r0zeclawz]

can we talk about how fucking badass the names of the magical artifacts are in gloryhammer songs like.

we got the HAMMER OF GLORY we got the KNIFE OF EVIL we got the ANCESTRAL LASERDRAGON we got the gotdamn VORPAL LASERBLASTER OF PITTENWEEN and NOW we got the fucking HOLY FLAMING HAMMER OF UNHOLY COSMIC FROST like HOLY SHIT DUDE. its fucking rad and makes me VERY happy

[mastomysowner]

By the holy flaming hammer of unholy cosmic frost! by matildeyamamoto

[thegenderdruid]

Took me a bit longer than I planned but I got there eventually. 2023 music awards time! As always disclaimer, this is awards for the music I personally listened to this year, if your favorite song or album isn't here it might be because I don't like it but much more likely I didn't know about or listen to it, this is a very self indulgent project about reflecting on the music I listened to this year.

With that said, I have been told by multiple different people that I have great taste in music and I truly stand by everything mentioned here being great music so I highly recommend checking it all out.

Also I will be providing minimal to no commentary because I'm bad at that sort of thing.

For album categories I've included each album's JAMS score which is a system I use to rank my favorite albums based loosely on the baseball JAWS statistic, currently the highest JAMS score for any of the 47 rated albums is 2.84, the lowest is 1.40, and the average is 2.07. Bear in mind that this is out of the albums I like enough to bother rating so a lower ranking within the rated albums is by no means a condemnation, all 48 albums are albums I like.

Standard categories:

Non-metal song of the year (songs that came out in 2023):

Winner:

Madeon - Gonna Be Good

Honorable mentions:

Gorillaz - Cracker Island

Dirty Heads - Rescue Me

100 gecs - Hollywood Baby

Tessa Violet - You Are Not My Friend

Portugal. The Man - Dummy

Dizzy - Close

Dizzy - Knock the Wind

Quite frankly this category was stacked as fuck, any of these songs could have won in a different year, there were multiple songs that could be here but I left off to keep this from being too long, absolutely great year for non-metal music I like. Speaking of which:

Non-metal album of the year:

Winner:

Dizzy - Dizzy (4/47, 2.6)

Honorable mentions:

Gorillaz - Cracker Island (10/48, 2.23)

Tessa Violet - My God! (23/48, 2.13)

Portugal. The Man - Chris Black Changed My Life (27/48, 2.04)

Metal song of the year:

Winner:

Gloryhammer - Holy Flaming Hammer of Unholy Cosmic Frost

Honorable mentions:

Gloryhammer - Keeper of the Celestial Flame of Abernethy

Within Temptation - We Go To War

Delain - The Quest and the Curse

Angus MCSIX - Master of the Universe

Metal album of the year:

Winner:

Gloryhammer - Return to the Kingdom of Fife (2/48, 2.84)

Honorable mentions:

Within Temptation - Bleed Out (19/48, 2.16)

Delain - Dark Waters (13/48, 2.20)

Gloryhammer sweep, new album is GOATed

Music discovery categories:

2022 album I missed:

Winner:

Alec Benjamin - (Un)Commentary (20/48, 2.16)

I loved this guy's first album but was not into his second album and kinda forgot about him but one of his songs came on the radio and I gave him another look and it turns out he released this absolute banger of an album last year and now I'm a fan again

2022 song I missed:

Winner:

Alec Benjamin - Older

Honorable mention:

Lil Nas X - STAR WALKIN'

It turns out League of Legends released 2 all-timers last year instead of 1 like I originally thought 😅

Pre-2022 discovered album of the year:

Winner:

Gorillaz - Plastic Beach (16/48, 2.19)

Honorable mentions:

Lorde - Pure Heroine (22/48, 2.13)

Gorillaz - The Now Now (25/48, 2.08)

Pre-2022 discovered song of the year:

Winner:

Gorillaz - Rhinestone Eyes

Honorable mentions:

Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Californication

Phil Ochs - The Bells

Bonus categories:

Best concert I saw live:

Winner:

Tessa Violet

Honorable mentions:

Dizzy

Gloryhammer

Bloodywood

Disappointment of the year:

'Winner':

ANGUS MCSIX - Angus McSIX and the Sword of Power (35/48, 1.88)

I had such high hopes for the former singer of my favorite band starting his own band in the same style and the singles were good but the rest of the album was such a disappointment, hopefully he keeps going and can improve though.

Top 10 albums by JAMS on this date:

Gloryhammer - Legends from Beyond the Galactic Terrorvortex (2.84)

Gloryhammer - Return to the Kingdom of Fife (2.84)

Gloryhammer - Space 1992: Rise of the Chaos Wizards (2.69)

Dizzy - Dizzy (2.60)

Dizzy - Baby Teeth (2.58)

Porter Robinson - Nurture (2.38)

Alec Benjamin - Narrated For You (2.36)

Blackmore's Night - Ghost of a Rose (2.33)

Batte Beast - Circus of Doom (2.24)

Gorillaz - Cracker Island (2.23)

Link to last year's edition:

[borealopelta]

2 and 50 for the spotify wrapped ask!

augh i fully forgot about this! thank you!

2 was holy flaming hammer of unholy cosmic frost by gloryhammer :)

and 50 was Mama ŠČ! by let 3 - my beloved chaotic old men from eurovision 2023

[epikulupu]

Greetings Epikulupu. I would like a random fact [ 🎱 ] please.

your random fact is... that in the music video for keeper of the celestial flame of abernethy by gloryhammer, dark lord zargothrax, master of nightmares, keeper of celestial flame, wizard king, chaos incarnate, does not have the vorpal laser blaster of pittenweem like it says he does in the lyrics, and zargothrax clone alpha one doesn't use it to melt the ice prison in the fortress of crail as is said in the lore timeline on gloryhammer's instagram. he actually breaks zargothrax prime out of the prison by making angus mcfife ii hallucinate zargothrax and throw the holy flaming hammer of unholy cosmic frost towards the ice prison, thus shattering it and allowing zargothrax prime to break free, culminating in the events of maleficus geminus (colossus matrix 38b - ultimate invocation of the binary thaumaturge)

...is that a befitting fun fact? i hope so

[violecov]

Well, as I am like a month late for tagging games I am gonna do them at once.

@giaffa

Last song:

Yes. That is. I am not ashamed XDD

Last movie: something about mother Teresa of Calcutta.

Currently watching: ace Attorney series.

Currently reading: Galois theory text book. F.

Currently craving: capacity to reject love declarations and capacity to know what I want.

Last thing I searched: men with ponytail. (Art reference).

@general-illyrin

About 5 songs I actually listen to:

1. Holy flaming hammer of unholy cosmic frost (glory hammer)

2. Esmeralda (hunchback of Notre Dame musical)

3.Super Trouper (Mamma Mia film)

4. Finnegan's wake (high kings live)

5. 82nd all the way (sabaton)

Basically, I like every song surrounding each of the groups or films.

About 15 questions:

Are you named after anyone? Yes. Long story. Reaaaally long story.

But in short I am named after the best female student my father had.

Do you have kids? Nop.

Do you use sarcasm a lot? Same as u. A do jokes and sometimes sarcasm, but with a very obvious sarcastic voice.

When was the last time you cried? dunno about this one

What's the first thing you notice about other people? voice. I do not use glasses because I use to forget them, and i really need glasses.

(u would be surprised how many things u can discover because of the voice)

Eye colour? deep Black.

What sports do you/have played? Here we go:

Football, basketball, artistic gym, swimming, skiing, ballet, badminton, ¿chess??, judo, karate.

Any special talent? Would like to say maths, but lately things have been very, very, very rough for me. Anyway, i have represented my comunity a lot of times, and sometimes represented my country in the maths olympics.

Where were you born? Spain.

Scary movies or happy endings? Happy endings aall the way.

Do you have any pets? Nope.

How tall are you? 5' 7"

What are your hobbies? painting (tho Im just slow learning), maths, ¿clarinet?, writing stories, creating myths, reading, walking slow, drinking caffeine...

Favourite subject in school? The ones with nicest teachers: maths and music.

Dream job? writer and maths researcher. :))))

Im not tagging anyone because of being late :´)

[odinsson2021]

Here's the Playlist of my Tonight's Show!

I hope you liked it!

Stormwitch-Rondo ala Turca-Eye of the Storm-1989-(Hot Blood Records)

Kansas-Carry on Wayward Son-Leftoverture-1976-(CBS Records)

Journey-Wheel in the Sky-Infinity-1978-(CBS Records)

Foreigner-Hot Blooded-Double Vision-1978-(Atlantic Records)

Mats Karlsson-Beautiful Life-Mood Elevator-30.06.2023-(MK Music)

Poison-Valley of lost Souls-Flesh&Blood-1990-(Capitol Records)

Phil Campbell and the Bastard Sons-Bite my Tongue-We're the Bastards-2020-(Nuclear Blast Records)

The Pretty Reckless-Death by Rock ‘n’ Roll-Death by Rock ‘n’ Roll-2021-(Century Media Records)

The New Roses-Can't stop Rock ‘n’ Roll-Nothing but Wild-2019-(Napalm Records)

Night Ranger-White Knuckle Ride-Hole in the Sun-2007-(Frontiers Records)

Skew Siskin-Life's a Bitch-What the Hell-1999-(Steamhammer Records)

Skid Row-Youth gone wild-Skid Row-1989-(Atlantic Records)

Slash feat. Myles Kennedy&The Conspirators-April Fool-4-2022-(Snakepit Records)

Slaughter-Reach for the Sky-The Wild Life-1992-(Chrysalis Records)

Tyketto-Sail Away-Don't come Easy-1991-(Geffen Records)

Gloryhammer-Holy Flaming Hammer of Unholy Cosmic Frost-Return to the Kingdom of Fife-02.06.2023-(Napalm Records)

Helloween-Eagle fly free-Keeper of the Seven Keys Pt. II-1988-(Noise Records)

Primal Fear-I am Alive-Metal Commando-2020-(Nuclear Blast Records)

Frozen Land-King's a Bitch-Out of the Dark-16.06.2023-(Massacre Records)

Helstar-Conquest-Remnants of War-1986-(Noise Records)

Herman Frank-Eye of the Storm-Two for a Lie-2021-(AFM Records)

Savage Grace-Barbarians at the Gate-Sign of the Cross-05.05.2023-(Massacre Records)

Night Legion-The Hound of Baskerville-Fight or Fall-30.06.2023-(Massacre Records)

Hellryder-Sacrifice in Paradise-The Devil is a Gambler-2021-(Rock of Angels Records)

Burning Witches-World on Fire-The Dark Tower-05.05.2023-(Napalm Records)

D.C. Cooper-Dream-D.C. Cooper-1999-(SPV Records)

High Tension-Hot Legs-Under Tension-1986-(Hot Blood Records)

Metal Church-The Dark-The Dark-1986-(Elektra Records)

Blind Guardian-Mr. Sandman(Single)-1996-(Virgin Records)

[arcaneoddity]

Ty for tagging @morocosmos !!

last song: Holy Flaming Hammer Of Unholy Cosmic Frost by Gloryhammer

favorite color: ourple... 💜

currently watching: bruh... there used to be a time when i watched stuff but that time is not now

last movie: i... don't remember... might've been The King's Speech but it's been a hot minute omg

sweet/spicy/savory: savory babey

current obsession: reporting from deep in the ffxiv trenches, currently smooshing my wol and a friend's wol together to make them kISS

last thing i googled: ...ffxiv dote mods... i found a cute one

I'm hella eepy so not tagging anyone rn but snatch this if u wanna ig qwq

[adrasteaeydiate]

WE HAVE ,, HOLY FLAMING HAMMER OF UNHOLY COSMIC FROST'' Y'ALL AND IT'S DAMN EPIC ESPECIALLY SANCTUS DOMINUS PART 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥LOVE IT 🤘

[do-androids-dream-ao3acc]

In the merchant's district, the dwarves of Aberdeen Are forging artifacts of mighty power Meanwhile in the college, where wizards learn their spells A fireball is blasting from a tower

("Holy Flaming Hammer of Unholy Cosmic Frost", Gloryhammer)

[metalmessenger]

GLORYHAMMER - Holy Flaming Hammer Of Unholy Cosmic Frost (Official Video) | Napalm Records

New Music Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QScKoFh5TI8&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=tumblr

[metalshockfinland]

GLORYHAMMER Release Second Single + Official Video 'Holy Flaming Hammer Of Unholy Cosmic Frost'

[Photo Credit: Fernando Bonenfant] Power metal masters GLORYHAMMER have released their second single, “Holy Flaming Hammer of Unholy Cosmic Frost”, from their upcoming fourth album, Return to the Kingdom of Fife, out June 2, 2023 via Napalm Records! GLORYHAMMER entered the global charts with their previous hit album (peaking at #6 on the official German charts) and have already received great…

[do-androids-dream-ao3acc]

GLORYHAMMER - Holy Flaming Hammer Of Unholy Cosmic Frost (Official Video...

I’m only watching this because of Sozos Michael. I still think Gloryhammer is strange. 😂