#holy shit this is so

[heterochromatica]

Anonymous asked:

“Well, I don’t want them sick.” The little girl muses, finally kneeling down and setting the worms back in the flower bed where she found them. “Okay, go home new friends!”

With the bugs taken care of, she eagerly runs inside the house and attacks her other father’s leg, clinging to him.

“Oi, that better be mud you’re covered in! And you’re not supposed to be in the kitchen while I’m cooking!” Said blond pro hero scolds, though he lifts up his daughter anyway and smiles at her delighted shriek.

Shoto is visibly relieved when she puts the worms down and sighs. He knows critters are important for the environment and all that but everyone is happier if they stay outside and he can stay inside. Away from them. 

He gets up and follows the path of dirt to the kitchen where he can watch his daughter and his husband and immediately feels warm inside his chest. Well, he is sure that this is the feeling they would describe as warm. Even after all these years he still struggles with the concept of hot and cold but that’s apart the point. At this point he knows the feeling and he knows what it means and he’s sure he’s never loved anyone or anything more than these two beautiful beings together. Well, his cats come close too. They all are his family. Katsuki his husband, Haruki his daughter, Kimchi and Soba their kittens. They are his world. His everything. He loves them so much it almost hurts. 

He leans into the door-frame for a moment to just savor the feeling in his chest together with that overwhelming surge of happiness before he puts the umbrella away and goes to grab a towel. “Come on little bombshell. We gotta get you cleaned up and when we’re done your Papa is probably done with dinner.” 

[asweetprologue]

this is so devastating. laois should have just shot him with a gun

[wanologic]

sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool

[minjimunji]

Obligatory battle of the labyrinth kiss scene

Bonus:

[a-flickering-soul]

OTC BIRTH CONTROL APPROVED BY THE FDA

[mossycakes]

think about louis telling daniel about having sex with lestat for the first time in s1 ep1 and ending it with "at the time i did not consider myself a homosexual". that is the funniest fucking mental image because it essentially went like this;

louis: yeah so after i sucked his thumb i couldnt hold myself back from him anymore and we had gay sex. now daniel lemme tell you this was no ordinary gay sex, this was HEROIN gay sex. i had his dick in my ass like god damn it feels like im floating. it turned out we actually were, we had sex so good we were actually levitating in the middle of the room. it wasnt gay tho

daniel:

[moonscape]

like idk maybe this is just me but i'd genuinely rather throw my loose change into something that could possibly be but is very unlikely to be a scam and just be like "oh well" if it does actually turn out to be a scam than try to denounce every single palaestinian that just wants to live in safety. tripling down on that behaviour is just fucking embarrassing. "it's not racist to be skeptical of donations asks" that's true but saying that a group of brown people are all hustlers running a mass scam ring is undoubtedly extremely racist you fucking clowns.

[mattpresents]

[r-u-living]

I'm sorry but this is just so fucking funny

[egophiliac]

(looks at upcoming card releases)

I'm in danger :)

[rachel-morrigan]

Twily doodle I forgot in my folder💔

[nomnomroko]

also them (((: ?

[moonlightmagical]

h oly shit..,,, matilda drops?,,. im. lesbian ,,,

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Phone guy was wild for saying that to Michael..

[wandalives]

Otto: Your other son, Daeron

Alicent and every audience member who hasn’t read the book:

[xiewho]

the dice are trying to tell a story and maybe the story is simply that gorgug fucking kicks ass, dude