#holy smokes. it's bad

[egophiliac]

(looks at upcoming card releases)

I'm in danger :)

[ayyyy-le-simp]

I was having a lovely conversation with my mom today at the dinner table while eating tacos. We were talking about fictional and celebrity hunks. She listed Chris Evans, Thor and Chris Pratt. I listed Harrison Ford/ Han Solo and Bucky Barnes.

“Who else do you find as a hunk?” My beloved mami (mom for Spanish, yes I still call her mami, let me act like a kid around her 🙄) asked.

I snapped my fingers and pointed to nothing but air “Hunter from The Bad Batch.”

My amazing Mami looked at me and said “That’s a cartoon character” She gave me a look and said “that’s…weird.”

I then showed her a picture of Hunter (even though she has seen him before). She then said “He looks like Rambo.”

My somewhat uncultured ass looked up Rambo.

Oh my gosh

Oh my gosh

Holy smokes-

MY MOTHER, MY AMAZING MAMI, WAS NOT LYING

Conversation with a friend of mine after looking up Rambo

RAMBO IS LITERALLY HUNTER BUT FROM THE 80S WITH A PEW PEW AND SWEATY ASS ABS AND SHOULDERS ANS BICEPS

Hunter, baby, honey, sweetheart, cream to my coffee, amor, mi corazón, please, take off your shirt and be Space Rambo. I’ll be your little housewife. I cook, clean, and I’m great with kids. Call me at 1-800-NEED-A-MAN

[anotherpapercut]

been having a rough few days with work and like friend stuff and I just wanna give a huge shout-out to weed for always being there for me through thick and thin

[strawberry-barista]

@phoenixfiiire

{Looks at my inbox} {Hey, Benji. I just wanna talk. (: }

[half-man-half-lime]

The fucking skate store had better restock the only compatible brake pads for my skates soon, because I cannot lose one of my load-bearing hobbies for too long

[magentagalaxies]

so my friend and i are currently chatting about how i just discovered me referring to weed as "pot" makes me sound like a suburban mom even tho i didn't realize it was an "old-timey" term (??? it sounds just as normal as "weed" to me???)

and i just realized the reason i say pot is specifically because 1. watching kids in the hall (and other things from that era) and 2. talking about pot with the kids in the hall (the ones i know irl still use that word)

so for everyone's information i do NOT sound like a suburban mom for saying "pot" i sound like an old canadian gay man!!!!

but anyway that conversation moved on to talking about weed and the kids in the hall and now i must bring a poll to tumblr

(even if you have smoked before this is about placing yourself in the hypothetical situation i'd be in bc i've never been stoned before and my friend and i were joking about how my first time getting high would be with one of the kids in the hall lmao)

also in your opinion is saying "pot" weird???? literally so confusing to me like damn i guess all my interactions with weed are through the lens of 1. media from the 90s or 2. people who were young adults in the 90s

[thefunniestguy]

um um . hiiii <- waving (NORMALLY)

[marsixm]

i kind of understand sometimes why older people have a hard time adapting to new technology and ways of doing things like im only 28 and constantly having to remind myself googling fucking sucks now lmao

[vellichorom]

So, there's this undertale tsp challenge going on, right? So I've immediately thought about Thierry for some reason (because that rat lives in my mind rent-free /pos). Now, I'm sure you have ideas of your own you mad genius (/pos again muah), but I've immediately thought of a cursed amalgamation between Burgerpants and Mad Dummy

[baddyzarc]

Card is ass (i will still play it) but that barian arm got me acting UP

[afriendlyneighborhoodhufflepuff]

Excuse me but what the actual fuck was that technical? I’m no baker but even I know that an hour and a half isn’t nearly enough time to make what they did. He who is not gonna be named needs to get his stupid head out of his stupid ass and give them more time.

[smolthealmighty]

Five years ago today, I got the news Mob Psycho 100 webcomic was coming to a close, and a day later I read the final chapter on my living room floor and had my first experience with crying over the ending of a webcomic/manga.

At the same time, someone organized a memorial project to celebrate the experience that was reading this series and show just how many people were touched by it. I thought it fitting to bring out my own drawing that I did for the project.

This series meant and still means so much to me in ways I’ll never be able to fully articulate. I laughed and cried, but most importantly I projected so unbelievably hard onto so many characters, onto a cast that I found so many facets of myself reflected within them.

If I had to pick one thing I loved the most about this series it was the allegory (whether intentional or not) for neurodiversity: About how the way you understand and interact with the world can be vastly different from anyone else and how that impacts how you do so, about the challenges you can face when you’re both incredibly gifted and incredibly inept depending on the topic, and how even with all the differences between you and others you can still find people who like you and want to be by your side all the same.

So, once more, for one final time, and from the bottom of my heart…

Thank you Mob Psycho 100!!!

[notjahrethh]

Mama wants to do another show…. I love COMEDY. Been really into black velvet and such (I’ve been listening to Alice cooper.) I also don’t actually smoke or play banjo, it’s all part of my brand and image. I honestly want to do more stuff with radio and with DIY, I want another shirt but I’m not sure what I want it to say! Top contenders include : something to do with wizards, something to do with pinball (not connected) columbo or epic rap battles of history. This is my own note to self that I should post some videos on the internet soon!!

[cutual]

hmm

[themagical1sa]

Note to self: I dreamed three dreams today, all of which were set in the same town, I think...?

The dreams are basically

[⚠ rape mention] An attempted rape on me that went wrong because I fought back so horrifically as if it was something out of a gory horror movie

Me sneaking around to record a scandalous conversation between politicians, a bit reminiscent of Glass Onion

Being in JYP Entertainment, seeing TWICE dance, and getting to hang out with two of ITZY's members

Future Isa, please detail further in your phone's Notes app after reading everything.

Note to those who may also want to read these: Comments are welcome in the notes.

[⚠ rape mention, gore and body horror] I was wandering the town at night avoiding someone -- I did a lot of parkouring above houses to do this -- when three people saw me, two guys and a gal. The two guys approached and one of them pinned me down and tried to r/pe me so I took out his left eyeball with my fingers and long nails. I horrified them so much that they left me alone.

In another night, I was wandering the town when I heard a two politicians talking about a scandal. I suddenly found myself tasked with stealthily listening to them, as if a video game. I remember dropping a device that was a tracker and microphone at the same time, following them as they spoke in length about how this scandal could ruin both of them if publicized. At one point, my mother found me sneaking about who I immediately shushed as I tried to record and keep note of the conversation. The two moved about so I had some difficulty staying hidden with my mother with me -- I was even assisted by the man who gave me the assignment of recording the conversation. Still, I managed to get everything so until they left, and I was applauded by the man who gave me the assignment.

This time, I found myself in what seemed like JYP Entertainment's building in South Korea. I was with TWICE in their practice room as they rehearsed a new choreography for MORE & MORE. It featured a new and clean style that involved a lot of smooth lines; them pulling off the choreography really proved they were one of the cleanest and synchronized dancers in K-pop. Then, some foreign trainees -- mostly seemingly of African and/or Afro-American descent -- came in and practiced the choreography with TWICE who welcomed them in, and later on JYP himself came in with a camera to vlog what's happening. Everyone gathered behind him (and in front of me) as he asked "What year is it?" They responded with "Happy 2023!"

I was leaving JYP Entertainment's building and was already near the road when I saw a car being driven by a male idol with a fellow idol in the shotgun seat. They got out of the car as the passenger idol complained about driver idol's driving skills, to which the latter laughed off as they went into JYPE's building. It doesn't take long until I see ITZY's Lia and Yeji approach the car, with Lia going for the driver's seat and Yeji in shotgun.

This was when they saw me and even beckoned me to come along with them. I ended up sitting beside Yeji -- the shotgun had seats for two people, interestingly -- and sat silently by the window as Lia and Yeji engaged in conversation, mostly in Korean but also in some Japanese (to which I understood somewhat, given I've studied N5 to N4 Japanese irl). They tried to include me in conversation as well, with Lia and Yeji looking at me and asking how I've been so far as a trainee. I smiled and said I'm okay so far before looking out the road and watching where Lia went. At one point, I asked, 「右で？」 (Japanese, informal: Going to the right?) and Lia responded with, 「うん、右で。」 (Japanese, informal: Yeah, to the right) as she turned right.

The ride was nice with casual conversation until we got to a private high-class food court. I went inside with Lia and Yeji, and as Lia went to her fellow idol friends, Yeji stayed by my side as she said in her best English, "Take anything you like, okay? I'll buy it for you." I remember going "Really? 🥺" and Yeji nodding with a smile. Then, she told me I could hang out with them before going to the table where Lia was.

I was browsing the food when I woke up at 1:15 PM.

[bunniic0re]

I hate this but I’m trying to convince my self it’s good enough, so hope you enjoy my oc Amber, smoking