#homelander lockscreens

[cevans-is-classic]

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[prplocks]

♡☆♡ the boys wallpaper

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[sehtoast]

I'm glad that I finally found you. I love your fics and your OC, Ben. I'm sorry that the boys ruined a lot of stuff this season for you and your fics, but to be fair this season is hard for all of us. I rp Homelander and season 4 especially the with the new episode it is just not sitting well with me, but please keep writing fics (if you want to of course) because they are so good to read and enjoy.

anon i love and appreciate you so much, and i'm happy to have you on board <3 this season has been rough, and i feel like the writers are just jerkin' it at the table at this rate.

interestingly, i don't feel so much that the transphobia (i'm assuming that's what you mean as far as ruined things for my fics) is a nail in the coffin for my fics so much as it is kripke blindly trying to make commentary about something that has no relevance in the show (do we even have trans rep in the show beyond gen v? like is there anyone actually in the boys itself, or?) and it flounders because it has no foundation upon which to stand for the content that's trying to use it.

it's blind commentary on outrage politics and it barely works for the intent he's trying to put behind it, and all it's doing is boomeranging back and landing poorly and painfully trans audience members. at least, it does with me and those i've talked to about it.

the thing with homelander spouting it is that homelander doesn't believe 99.9% of what he says to his base. it's something that incites outrage and riles them up for his cause. we've had more than our share of 'he'll say whatever the fuck for the boost in ratings.' you also can't particularly convince me this man could change his lockscreen on his phone, much less know shit about trans identities lol.

when he says it, it feels like parroting of something he knows just works because it does. if he had oomph behind his beliefs, i think he'd have been able to follow them up when his line about "transgender illegals" (which just sounds like he strung together two words he knows incites outrage) was shot down by the politicians before they started in on the economic and policy questions.

i think the only group of people homelander holds ill will toward period is humans. humans have hurt him his whole life, made him their toy, broken him countless time for their own gain and amusement. but he can't say that to his base of mostly humans. so he incites humans to tear at one another.

i think homelander would make exceptions for any number of things he stunts against in public if these qualities were present in his partner or someone he loved. the man is a hypocrite.

but yeah, i don't feel like the anti-trans rhetoric is anything more than ham fisting from kripke as social commentary gotcha points that fail to do anything more than fling shit back to his audience. i think it worked as commentary when firecracker said it, because there was a brief second where it seemed like the show was going to do something really cool by having her be aware of and fully acknowledge that she is little more than an outrage farmer saying anything and everything to incite singular nobodies into angry mobs of somebodies. then they lost it, and they lost the foundation upon which this commentary could have had something solid to stand upon to represent the real world issue it so desperately wants to.

anyway, my take?

i'm going to give Ben and Homelander such a fucking healthy relationship. I'm shipping them harder than ever. Homie loves his little spider, and that's just facts. sorry kripke, seethe and cope that homelander is in a healthy happy GAY relationship w/ a trans man.

[homeb0ys]

some homelander wallpapers for you guys. feel free to use them if you deem them worthy. they make a great lockscreen/homescreen combo as suggested by @blindmagdalena 😉

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the boys

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[thewildseuphoria]

Soldier boy - Jensen Ackles wallpapers.

[lokcscreen]

the boys; like or reblog!

[cevans-is-classic]

@eddie-spagheddie thank you

Butcher version by Cevans-is-Classic

[iamwallpaperz]

request from a while back when i couldn’t freaking read the request right. i don’t remember who made the request though :(

[sehtoast]

Little things Ben does for Homelander that make me feral (Homelander x OC)

If they're about to sit side by side, Ben will adjust Homelander's cape so he won't sit on it. Accidentally did it on a live interview once. 

Fluffs Homelander's pillow if he's in bed before Homie gets there. 

Went out of his way to find soap and shampoo that didn't have strong chemical scents so Homelander's super senses wouldn't be as bothered. 

Includes Homelander in his skincare routine. Always is extra thorough with working the serums and moisturizers into his skin as an excuse to massage Homie’s face. He gets extra kisses at the end. 

Sends Homie texts regularly throughout the day to see how he's doing and cheers him up if necessary. 

Has written "I love you" in webbing in the rails and cables of major bridges. This always makes Homelander turn a little red in the face. 

Has Homelander's name in his phone as "✨❤️Johnny❤️✨" This name changes regularly. It has been 🎃Pumpkin🎃, 🥧Sweetie Pie🥧, 🥛The Milk Man🥛, Homie, and "Lover Boy". Homelander does not understand the emoji fascination, but finds it endearing nonetheless. 

Set Homelander's phone to be an unassuming lockscreen and the home screen to a picture of him kissing Homie’s cheek. 

Homelander's contact photo in Ben's phone is a picture of him asleep on the couch. Ben told him that he loves how peaceful he looks when sleeping. 

Took the time to learn all kinds of foods Homelander likes and dislikes early on in their relationship. Even consulted with Vought's head chef. Cooks dinner occasionally and makes sure everything is perfect. 

Always makes sure he has Homelander's favorite type of milk stocked. None of that 2% or nonfat type stuff. Goes out and gets more before Homie gets home if he sees that it's almost empty. 

On the rare occasion Homelander doesn't pull Ben in to join, Ben will put towels through the dryer so they're warm after Homelander showers. 

Has joined Homie in showers specifically to wash dried blood from him and comfort him. 

Holds Homelander at night when dreams of his childhood distress him. 

Sings for Homie when Mirrorlander won't quiet down. His singing is rough at best, but Homelander loves it all the same. 

Has made a stress ball out of his own webbing before to give Homelander on a particularly stressful day. Homelander held on to it until the webs dissolved many hours later. 

Keeps one of Homelander's spare costumes in his closet alongside a couple t-shirts for Homie should he want to change into something casual. 

Created an environment where Homelander feels safe enough to dress down and exist in a far more simple manner. 

Established that vulnerability between them will never be looked down on or punished. 

Encourages Homelander to explore his emotions. Helps him process what he does talk about in a healthy, productive way. 

Will let Homelander rest his head on his lap when they sit side by side. Strokes through his hair without being prompted. Will sit still for hours if Homelander dozes off. Anything to give him peace. 

Has rewatched the same handful of western and macho man movies hundreds of times with Homelander. Granted, he's usually falling asleep during them. 

Plays guitar in the background while Homelander practices his scripts. Always giggles when he hears Homelander idly humming the tune the next day. 

Leaves sticky notes with cute messages 

[homeb0ys]

Some phone wallpapers I made recently. Feel free to use if you like them. ✌️💙

[astringofmadhousefloozies]

Nickèd Names

Yuu finally learns who her funny Horned Boy is. This one takes place just after the ghost wedding. Content warning for coarse language and frank talk of bodily functions.

As always, check my Twisted Wonderland Fanfiction tag for more, and don’t be afeared to send me a message if you enjoyed something!

~*~*~*~

"You're finally back in class?"

You nodded at Deuce. "Stopped pissing blood every time I sneezed, so I'm back."

There's much to be said for kissing pretty ghost girls, but the main drawback is that when you do, you immediately, catastrophically hemorrhage from every pore as all your organs fail, and even with magical healing, you're still bedridden for a week. You wouldn't be doing that again. Maybe. Eliza was very cute.

"You're back. Excellent." Trein dropped a stack of papers in front of you. "Here's the work you missed."

You blinked up at him in horror. "Professor, I nearly died."

He stared back, face impassive. "You nearly did. And I'm fond of your work ethic. That's why you get this instead of a fail."

"... I'll take that."

~*~*~*~

It's after dark, so he should be along any time now. You set your phone down and wait.

True to form, your funny horned boy is soon sitting on the railing of your balcony, smiling at you. "You're all better now?"

"Better-ish." You might never get to stop taking those pills and supplements. "Why didn't you come by the room?"

"You don't know that I didn't. You slept a fair deal."

"Rude. Let's walk."

~*~*~*~

You're too tired to try the woods, so you're both slowly picking your way around the dorm grounds, your pretty horned boy keeping an eye that you don't trip. You could count the times he's touched you on one hand; when you asked, he said he didn't want to be rude. Perhaps he wasn't as fond of you as he seemed.

A buzz from your phone, Ortho wanted a symptoms check-in. You tapped back that you're fine, and your boy peered over your shoulder, leaning this way and that. Curiosity took the better of you.

"... You do know what a phone is, right?"

He chuckled. "Of course I do, my child of man. Not all technology is unknown in my homeland."

"Do you have one? I can give you my number."

He shook his head. "After I broke my last one, we decided it really wasn't necessary."

"You can replace them, you know."

"It was my... fifth?" He started counting on his hands. "No, sixth. They're delicate. After going through that many in as many weeks, we simply canceled the contract."

Your eyebrows went up through no effort of your own. "Jesus, you have the dropsies that bad?"

"The what?"

"Dropsies.” You mimed opening your hand, dropping something. “You dropped them."

"The first one went that way. Most simply shattered when I pressed the screen too hard, and one Lilia threw against a wall."

You decided to ask Lilia how he know your boy later. "Why'd he do that?"

"I tried to download a game and got, in his words, 'so many viruses.' " He seemed rather proud of himself. "They clearly weren't bad ones, I did not cough once."

"No, honey, that's not how that-" Even in the gloom, you saw he'd turned an alarming shade of red, and you backtracked. "Uh, you want to see anything on mine? I have pictures."

"Only if you don't hand me it."

~*~*~*~

"So there is a camera on this?"

"Yeah, most phones have them. Watch." You opened the camera, and hit the button so that the front camera was on, reflecting your spotty face and a wide-eyed faerie boy behind you. "This one's for selfies."

He made a face of pure confusion, and you hit the button to capture it, and showed him.

"Could you... not do that again? It's not proper." 

"You know it doesn't steal your soul, right?"

He opened his mouth to speak, but again, sheer confusion stopped him until he gathered himself. "You always surprise me. But no, it's that... portraits are a formal thing. You shouldn't share that."

You blinked up at him with your best, sweetest face. "Is this just because you don't want me to ask around for your proper name with it?"

he stopped, blinked, inclined his head. "That didn't occur to me until now, but yes."

"I'll keep it to myself, I promise," you lied, and he believed you, and therefore did not hex your phone when he returned you to your room.

~*~*~*~

It was only partially a lie; you didn't actually show it to anyone. You simply set the picture of you both as your lockscreen, so you could enjoy it anytime. And this was what got Ace staring at your phone like it started sprouting feathers and clucking.

"Why do you have a picture of yourself with Malleus Draconia?"

Ah, so that’s it, you thought to yourself. "Who? That's my Horny Boy."

"what"

"Yeah, he said I could call him whatever I wanted because names are special and he's kind of a dumbass and let me."

Ace put an arm around your shoulder. "Yuu, I need to tell you why that is the second stupidest thing you've done in your life."

~*~*~*~

"He's not scary. You're clearly mistaken."

Ace flailed, halfway between exasperation and disbelief. "He's the strongest magic user in the school! Fifth strongest in the world! He is the Prince of Thorns and a big scary dragon and could kill you in the blink of an eye."

You frowned at him. "He is a great big loser who likes gargoyles and has zero clue about anything, ever. Have you ever actually talked to him?"

Ace gave you his best are-you-fucking-stupid-or-something face. "Of course not. He's also a third year, on top of everything else. I don't want to get turned into a rose bush or something."

"He's actually very easy to talk to. Probably because everyone's too scared to talk to him."You paused. "I'm gonna go talk to him."

"Nope!" Ace pulled you back in to your seat. "What if you curses you because you know his real name?"

"I highly doubt that. Let me go, Ace."

He smirked at you. "If you wanna go so bad then pull away." 

"You know I can't do that, Ace." You're still too weak from your sickroom stay. "If you want me to stay, fine."

So you sat on his lap with a heavy flop, and watched him wince in pain. Even with all the weight lost from your illness, you're still too heavy for him. But he, stubborn brat, still gripped your arm and glared at you.

A battle of wills, one overweight brat and one stubborn weakling, rapidly losing sensation in his legs. "You're not going. I can stay here all day. You'll get bored before I do."

He's not wrong, but you have a secret weapon. "Keep me here and I'll fart on you."

He narrowed his eyes at you. "You can not fart on command."

You leaned over. "You don't know that. For all you know I had cabbage rolls for lunch and it's been brewing all day. You really wanna try me, Trappola?"

He did not want to try you, and, let you go with a grunt of disgust. "If you die, it's not my fault!"

"I'm not gonna die!"

"You said that about the ghost princess!"

"Is everyone going to hold that against me now?"

"YES!"

~*~*~*~

You found your horned boy in a pissing match with Kingscholar, and you decided to be as petty and obnoxious as possible. Walking up behind him - Malleus, what a pretty, pretty name for a witch boy - You simply wrapped your arms around his middle and squeezed, while he froze in place posed like a cowboy about to draw.

Leona started snickering. "Really? You get that few hugs in your life?"

"Shush." You peered under Malleus's arm, while he looked down at you. "Malleus? Can we talk a moment?"

Interesting. He could turn even paler than what he was.

~*~*~*~

"So the entire reason you didn't share who you were is that you thought I wouldn't want to hang out any more."

He nodded. "Most people are afraid of who I am. And you have generally unkind things to say about monarchies, as it is. I did not think you would take the prince thing kindly."

"Well." You shrugged. "Now I know why you kept taking notes whenever I started on that."

"You have many interesting things to say about it!" He brightened considerably. "I couldn't have a shift to elections within my lifetime, obviously, but much of it would be great to try implementing."

"Wouldn't your big scary grandma have anything to say about that?"

His smile was thin, but genuine. "She has much to say on most topics. But, if she did not want me to be exposed to new ideas, she could have simply kept me at home and continued with my private tutors."

You couldn't argue with that. "One last thing, Malleus."

He tilted his head slightly, face faintly pink. How could anyone be scared of him? He's so adorable it's enough to make you sick.

"I don't think I'll call you Horned Boy anymore, now that I know your more proper name."

He looked... disappointed, and you continued. "Mal's a little better for a nickname, yeah? Less of a mouthful."

He made a small noise, considering, before brightening. "Anything that you call me is perfection, my friend."

[teaxstains]

Life imitates art

I remember when we went shopping together at H&M two weeks before you left for your homeland

Never to come home again

The trip where we chose that hoodie that you wear in almost all your photos

Which I helped you pick out - over the boring black one

Which you chose specifically to match the hoodie was wearing that day

I want set the look in your blue eyes when I walked out of the ladies' at one point as my lockscreen wallpaper

You looked really smitten when you said "You're so beautiful..." in a way that even passers-by walking past you you could tell was genuine

After i'd went to the ladies specifically to re-apply my red lipstick

And style my frizzy hair into a sleek low ponytail - which always frizzes up after being washed

And I'd recently washed it while showering at your place 1 hour earlier...

1 hour earlier, when I'd seen a pair of little girl's shoes in your closet

And childish scribbles on your bedroom walls

At the angle from which I was sitting on your bed, drying my hair with your towel

And trying my best to "keep it down", like you signalled me to do

While you were on the phone, while sitting at your office chair facing your laptop,

Speaking (in Urdu) to "a friend back in the motherland"

Which looking back, could only mean one thing...

The thing that changed everything between us that terrible night January last year

And suddenly being a mistress stopped being just another Lana Del Rey song that I loved playing on repeat

And life eventually starts imitating art

[yessoftbliss]

Suas lockscreens são LINDAS, eu não consigo decidir uma só pra usar! Mas se não for pedir muito, podia fazer umas do Antony Starr // Homelander?? AAAAAA TEU TRABALHO É INCRÍVEL

Aqui anjo 💖

Não achei imagens boas dele como Homelander :/

[homelandacnh]

My own portrait!!/ Homeland Lockscreen!

I am Genderfluid by the way!

-Kenthedall 🧡