#homestuck help

[tacticaltaxonomist]

Does Dad Egbert have a fanon name?

since he doesn't have a canon one i was wondering if theres a popular fandom one

[luminous-homestuck-kins]

I'm really curious, what do you think a matespritship between a Bard of Doom and a Seer of Hope would be like?

oooh

bard is always a hard class for me to wrap my head around

but i think that the bard is a very laid back and not very active, like they're not gonna be the one to step forward and do something

but i think the seer of hope could really motivate the bard towards the right path, being a hope player and all

i think they would have a really good balance between each other thanks to their godtiers

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[onlysushicat]

start with the basics and finish the animatic i have almost done?

nah dude have them beta kids dancing in 12fps

[entropicbias]

dinner date! but uhm, normally. i'm gonna call it that and some incest fanatic is gonna go 'the goat ships rosedave' and then they're gonna put me on their list of top 50 homestuck artists to fap over. no, it's not like that.

[relaxxattack]

homestuck in the year 3000

[mopbucketwithablog]

The worst part about homestuck is a lot of it is shit like the mayor chugging tab and Howie mandel piss bottles but then it has genuinely good writing and characterization and symbolism and other elements of literature so I can't just hyperfixate on it a little bit and move on I have to think about it constantly

[a-mimic-and-a-jester]

if this gets 200 notes ill read homestuck

it wont tho bc yall cowards

[ch0mpch0mp]

homestuck chats that hit me like a fucking brick

!! -SPOILERS- !!

shit my pants while tears rolled down my face.

this is so tragic. and the clutch homestuck has on me too 😓

[azrielfiend]

Lalondes: PARTY THE FUKC OUT!!!!

(note: roxy is drinking fruit juice dont worry she isnt actually intoxicated and her ditzy moves are jus her dancing frantically)

[cringefail-clown]

porrim and dirk are so fucking funny in turnabout au you guys have no idea. theyre each others yes man in the worst possible way.

porrims like "i want to+ get a seco+nd to+ngue piercing, but i think it might be a little much..." and dirk immidiately shoots back "Nah you're fine. Sit down, relax, and i'll be back once i alchemize the piercing and ready the needle.". kankris having an aunerysm every time he sees these two talking to each other.

[luminous-homestuck-kins]

Can I please have a Moirail relationship between a Maid of Hope and Witch of Doom please! Thank you!

doom and hope are always a very silly bond to me (in a good way of course)

a witch of doom seems very interesting to me, since the witch as a class seems very opposite to what doom is

a maid of hope is quite literally the embodiment of hopes and such

i feel like it'd be like "me and my goth best friend" like they just love watching the witch do all this crazy shit that breaks the rules of doom

i think itd end up being a pretty healthy moirailigence

[existentialterror]

Fellas, if your story has...

Way too many narrators

Self-aware weird formatting

A metanarrative

Courier font

Meaningful colored text

The story existing as a piece of media within the story itself

A fucked up house

An unreliable narrator

Just way too much about the romantic lives of people who suck

That's not your story, that's

[skeletood]

skeletood with dave struggling to open a drink is there any chance john actually helped him open it poor guy

yes. yes there is.

[disguisedcheezed]

this is a prank right? right???? RIGHT??????