#honestly he can't wait for Ellie to get to this world but she really wanted to finish exploring the mariana trench first

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 74

When a new black-haired blue-eyed person appeared in the manor, one could easily be forgiven for thinking that Bruce’s adoption problem had struck again. So color many a batkid surprised that no, this kid isn’t a new sibling, no he didn’t get grabbed from the street, and actually he’s here for Alfred. Apparently Alfred never found it important to mentioned that he has a husband- that the kid kind of implies isn’t human what with the casual way he says he himself is half human- and that this kid is apparently their child. For once it’s Bruce’s turn to come home to a surprise sibling. 

Danny on the other hand just learned that his Clockpa has a semi-mortal partner who has offered to take him in, (in another dimension even! And there’s aliens!!) while the ancient takes care of some stuff at home. And yeah it’s in a rich-manor but Sam has proved that not all rich people are evil, and based off of Mr Pennyworth’s stories the Waynes weren’t bad either. Though based off of the others’ reactions perhaps he should wait to mention that there wasn’t one new family member but three…

[rosepascal]

Joel Miller NSFW Alphabet

I'm currently writing part 2 to say something but i wanted to write something fun and i love my grumpy old man joel so <3

MINORS DNI || NSFW 18+ only

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

He's a sweet silent type for sure. He doesn't show his love easily but its in his own way. Of course he'll get you anything you ask for. Water, a snack, or a blanket. He'll make sure you're comfortable and he'll warp and arm around you protectively and wait for you to fall asleep first.

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I don't know how to explain this but I feel like Joel is an ass man. Like he loves to watch your ass when you're walking, leaning over, doing literally anything. His eyes are always traveling down to your ass. His hands are also rough as fuck so when he cups your ass it always feels so good. Into spanking or squeezing. 100% pinches your butt when you walk by. ALSO he gives me the vibes of a man who would stick his hand in your back pocket when walking. Especially at a bar, its a subtle way of telling other ppl that you're taken

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

This man likes to cum inside of you so much. He'll pin your thighs to your chest and fuck you hard and fast until he fills you up and your leaking with his cum. He's got a breeding kink kind of? Like he loves the idea of stuffing you full of his cum but I don't know if he'd ever want to bring a kid into the world right now. Plus Ellie's a teenager and he doesn't need anymore stress than she gives him.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Joel is pretty protective and I think if he had his way he'd want nothing more than for you to stay home and be his cute fuck toy. Like he knows you're 100% capable and kicks ass but a fantasy he has is coming home and having you there with dinner ready and no panties kind of thing. He would never tell you and besides it's a bit difficult given the situation of the world but he would like to keep you safe and sound.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Okay, I love Joel but there is no way this man is having sex very often. He probably did before Sarah was born but once he had a child he stopped. Maybe one or two dates when she was little but eventually he just realized he didn't have the time and cared more about his daughter than getting laid. Once the outbreak happened it really didn't happen that much. But i do believe he had a situationship with Tess so when he needed to he could relieve some stress. So he's got some skills but he worries he's a bit rusty. F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Honestly I don't see him as much of an experimentalist so I think he'd be a missionary or doggy style man. But he definitely makes the most of it. Who cares if he isn't as spry as he used to be he'll still rock your fucking world. Also likes when you ride him because it gives him a small break and lets him watch your cunt take his dick.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He is not a very humorous guy. I can't see him cracking jokes or doing anything like that. He would however, make some cheeky comments to get you flustered and would smirk at that. He's got a really dry sense of humor so maybe if he's in a good mood but other than that he's pretty serious.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Gonna be real he's probably not very groomed down there but that's okay. He trims it occasionally but who's got time to care about that when he's too busy surviving. Honestly though, when he's fucking you and he's deep inside. The extra stimulation is very much welcome.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

As mentioned before, he's not great at expressing his emotions but during sex he tries his best. His touches are soft despite his rough hands and he does everything to make you feel good. I think he's nervous that he's going to do something wrong and even though he's bad at showing it he cares deeply about you. He will mumble sweet things during soft sex and the way he holds you. It shows. J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Joel has definitely jerked off before. He may not have been having a lot sex these past 20 years but he's got needs and sometimes he just needed his hand to get the job done. Now though, he'd rather stick his dick inside of you than use his hand but when he can't he keeps his groans to a minimum and thinks of you.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Marking, marking, marking. He will leave hickies on your throat and chest and pout when you tried to cover them. He wants to show everyone that you belong to him and to not even think of making a move on you. Also spanking. He's an ass man so he loves to smack your ass when you misbehave. he loves to watch it jiggle.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Gonna be real this man has a bad back and so he really doesn't fuck you anywhere that isn't the bed or sitting on the couch. He will sometimes bend you over a table or a counter but its all in the safety of his own house.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

When you tease him and try to get him to break and fuck you. Showing your midriff, bending over in front of him when you "accidently" drop something, touching his chest or thighs softly. He won't break in front of people but once you're alone he won't hesitate to punish you for messing with him.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

I don't think he's into anything that would mess with his senses if that makes sense or something that means he loses control. He's a dom and while he doesn't mind you taking control when you ride him or letting you set the pace, he won't fully give in. its not you its him and his trust issues. He loves you with all his heart but that's something that runs deep and is hard to let go of.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He eats pussy rough, fast, and sloppy. That man has got some skills and he isn't afraid to wreck you with his mouth. He loves hearing you lose your mind with him between your legs. He could do it for hours if you'd let him. He also loves getting head. He'd lean back on the couch with his shirt unbuttoned and groan as you sat on your knees and sucked his cock. Would put his hand around your jaw and hold it firmly to keep you right there as he thrusts his hips into you.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He can do both it just depends on the situation. If you'd been teasing him then he takes you hard and fast and won't stop until you're crying on his cock. If its a more romantic night or sleepy/morning sex he'd be slow but fuck you pretty hard. He'd pull out slowly and smirk at the way you squirm and slam his hips back in hard.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

They don't happen often to be honest. He'd rather take his time with you. Also I think he's a bit traditional so he wants to be able to worship you in bed. But when they do happen its usually because of a lot of pent up stress and just the sight of you gets him hard. Usually it ends with a sloppy blowjob and making you fall apart on his fingers.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Like mentioned before, he's a kinda traditional. If you really wanted to do something then he'd agree to try it but he isn't one to go out of his way to try something new or risky.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He could go the whole day as long as there is some downtime between rounds. He's hot but hes almost 60 and he knows he's old. He'll last don't get me wrong but he needs more time to get back up. But he'd happily pleasure you with other means while he recovers. Or is okay with going back to bed or making some food.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Not really. Nothing fancy but he'll tie you up. He doesn't need a toy to make you scream and he reminds you of that every time you have sex.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

If he's a little angry or you've teased him he is ruthless. He'd tie you up and make you watch him stroke his dick. He'd edge the shit out of you and watch as you cry and beg for him and he'd only edge you again. He'd overstimulate you till you're sore and fucked out. He won't give in to your puppy dog eyes or plea's no matter how much you try.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He's not super loud. I think he's a quiet guy and he's used to having to be quiet so he tries to muffle or suppress his moans and groans. Sometimes he'd get loud and you love it when he does. But he'll usually use your skin to muffle him by moaning into your thighs or shoulder. You tell him you don't mind but its just how he is.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

I think he doesn't initiate sex very often. He waits for you to tell him that you want him or waits for hints/signals. Its not that he doesn't want to fuck you, he just doesn't really know how to bring it up unless you're equally or more interested at the moment. He's sexy and he knows what he's doing but he's not great at conversation starting.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

I am a firm believer in big dick joel miller. He's long and girthy and it doesn't matter how much you've fucked, every time it feels like he's stretching you beyond what you can handle. But you always do and you always love it.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

It's not high but he'd happily fuck you whenever you asked or wanted. He knows he has things he has to do in his life and so its not always on his mind but he can move their quickly if he needs to.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He waits for you to sleep first and probably be awake an extra hour after that. I don't think hes used to feeling completely safe and feels a need to keep an eye out even if you are safe in jackson. Its a habit but he doesn't mind because he likes to watch you. You're happy, peaceful and it helps calm him down when he gets worked up.

[starrywangxian]

warning: the last of us spoilers!! (episode 9 in particular)

to the new people who are adding to the moral dilemma debate at the end of tlou from the show, first of all: hello! second of all, you're missing some points about the importance of the sciencists' dumbassery and joel's ain't no one touching my daughter rampage and hopefully i'll explain what those missing points are.

1. the cure wouldn't have worked.

you're very right, cures are impossible for fungal infections such as Cordyceps, however the key missing detail is joel didn't know that. joel is not a scientist nor did he know how the fireflies were going to make this cure. as much as i love the "we're all fucked" segment in the first episode and the scared scientist from episode 2, none of this context happens in the game so, it's not general knowledge that fungal infections cannot be treated let alone cured. it's a good point but it's not relevant to joel's moral dilemma because he doesn't know that the cure wouldn't work. when he's in his rampage, he's not thinking "silly, fireflies. this cure won't work! you can't cure fungal infections" because if he did, i'm sure he'd at least try to tell them first. and anyway, FEDRA really don't want to tell people that there is a way to cure this infection and then not do it. more people would join the fireflies that way and the QZs would quickly become under new management. so FEDRA are certainly not telling people that fungal infections cannot be cured (heck, FEDRA aren't even telling people about the different infected - ellie didn't know what a clicker was, pre-museum).

2. the scientists dropped out of med school.

yeah, they probably did because med school, as we know it today, hasn't existed for 20 years. doctors are most likely taught in the QZs - the place the Fireflies are currently bombing - and these courses are probably taught by FEDRA or at least the government, which are the people that are killing the fireflies by the masses. even if the fireflies running the tests and doing the operation on ellie did go to FEDRA med school, they most likely were not taught how to do precise biopsies or extraction surgeries as in an apocalypse, they probably want to train their doctors to do more practical operations and ones they're most likely to come across, or maybe they just forgot! it's been 20 years! plus the fireflies aren't exactly in the best place right now (FEDRA are doing a good job of killing them all), so they're probably too desperate to go through it thoroughly. so are these firefly scientists good scientists? no. but they're trying their best with the resources and expertise they have and most importantly, the exact procedure that ellie goes through does not matter.

ik it's a pain that there's a few holes and flaws with the plot but these little bits really don't have that big an impact and if these little details were accounted for then the impact on joel's decision wouldn't be as big as the writers wanted it to be.

the moral dilemma joel faces has to be a big deal: we spend all this time travelling across the country for this cure, just for one man to murder everyone in his path for his newfound daughter. that's the point here! the writers want us to think about sarah; joel didn't get a choice with sarah, she was taken from him but this time, he can save her. he has a choice and he'll do whatever it takes to make this time different. in those moments when he guns down everyone he sees, he's not seeing them as people with loved ones and hobbies; they're obstacles, they're threats to his ellie's safety. (think "you'd just come after her").

he doesn't care about these people, he only cares about ellie. joel did save the world that day, it's just that his world was that little girl. honestly, a lot of joel's reasoning is explained in part 2 of the game so if you're really hung up on it, give it a play (or wait until season 2).

my point being here is, the writers wanted to create a situation that 1) reminds us of sarah, and 2) makes ellie and joel's relationship very tense afterwards. because ellie knows that joel is lying about the fireflies and this creates a big rift in their relationship. the choice joel made has to be big to have this same impact. ellie is willing to sacrifice herself for a cure, even if it doesn't work because she already believes that she's getting more than she deserves. she should've died with riley that day, and then with tess, sam and henry. all these people she's seen die should have been her all those months ago. but joel can't let that happen, he can't let another daughter die. and boom the tension flowers! this moral dilemma is showing us how deep joel's feelings go; he'd kill half of salt lake city and doom all of humanity to death for his little girl, even if that means going against what she wants.

so to summarise, no one knows that the fungal infection cannot be cured, the little details that you're hung up on about the science do not matter and the writers needed to create this big moral dilemma to really test the love that joel feels for ellie.

*breathes* so any questions?

[tothearrk]

Live tlou reaction season finale

Spoilers, obviously

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- holy shit honestly I know Ellie doesn't know or remember what happened with her mom but shit man

- Joel just trying to get her to smile and a bit happier after everything just to be nice

- HIM WANTING TO TEACH HER GUITAR I'LL SOB

- Joel joking with her... he can tell something obviously is wrong, I'm sure she hasn't told him what happened yet fully but man

- him just making himself joke around and be nicer just to try to help her in some way is such a sweet dad thing I love it so much. He knows she isn't fully there right now with what happened but he's trying his best... I love it so much it's so good with how this shit actually goes UGH

- her getting so distracted too oh my god I love her getting excited tho and him getting so worried

- A GIRAFFE

- HER FEEDING IT AWE

- THE WAY HE IS SMILING AT HOW SHES ACTING SO HAPPY AND EXCITED NOW

- he is THE father uGh

- him being so supportive of just not doing this and being close to her, he just wants her safe :( I love her 100% wanting to be with him and shit THAT IS HIS DAUGHTER!!!!!!

- JOEL TRIED TO KILL HIMSELF? OH MY GOD

- he really just is such a dad I'll kill myself

- I love this moment FUCK

- I'm lowkey really hoping this episode is when Joel goes crazy and kills all the fireflies

- NAHHHH FUCK YOU LEAVE THEM BEEEEE NOOOO

- OH I THINK IT IS THAT EPISODE

- nahhhhhh fuck this bitch

- they seriously don't understand what science is this is so lame y'all are fucking kidding talking about killing a little girl

- "fate if the world" type shit. Nah I don't careeeee sorry humanity is fucked at that point. Just chill with the time you have. Fuck off bro

- oh wow so spooky "he tries anything shoot him" he can kill you with his bare hands

- i can't tell if I kin Joel or Eli more

- SHOT HIM IN THE DICK LMAO

- REAL ASF

- THAT WINDOW SHOT OH MY GOD

- HE LITERALLY IS SO COOL OH MY GOD

- he seriously doesn't care about anything besides getting her I love it. Good for him seriously

- he really said "no one is taking my daughter from me again"

- I love the soundtrack in this fucking show oh my god

- I need to play this game

- he's so real

- HIM LYING ABOUT THIS OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

- where people hurt? God. Kill me

- OH MY GOD. This shit hurts so bad

- i really do kin Joel fuck dude

- he's so real for that "you'd just come after her" HES SO REAL ABHHHH

- I feel like him comparing her to Sarah sucks but also i understand why he is talking about her

- they really would be friends <3

- her opening up to him... I'm gonna vomit. Her telling him. Ugh...... her feeling so guilty god. I get it. Man. These characters are so well written, and Joel fucking... ugh...

- him swearing fuck man

- he's so right for it though fuck

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That episode was so good oh my god. Well done. Love love love. I can't wait for s2. Hopefully I can at least get the first game b4 the next season

[shenanigans-and-imagines]

What does Ellie's relationship with strange look like?

A/N: Still working out the finer details, but these are my basic notes so far. Continuation of this post for whoever is interested.

Strange the the epitome of the guy who talks to a five year old like their a mini adult, and Ellie is no exception

Ellie, for her part, is totally cool with it as she prides herself on being "mature for her age" since, despite her mom's best efforts, growing up with only the two of them meant she had learn to do a lot of things on her own

When they first meet, Strange doesn't know her full backstory and just assumes she's a really talent kid just coming into her powers

Strange can see some of himself in her; assuming responsibility that's not her own in order to fix everything

He and Cassandra both try relieve the pressure, Cassandra especially assuring her again and again that it's not her job to worry

Still there's enough there that Strange feels compelled to offer to train her, both to help Ellie and Cassandra

Once it's revealed that Ellie is actually the daughter of a powerful demon, created for the purpose of bringing hell on Earth, Strange can't bring himself to lock her away

His only real justification for this is, "she's a good kid and we bonded, okay?!"

Also, we all know Strange can be ride or die real quick. All it took was Peter giving him puppy dog eyes over not being able to get into college, and he was ready to brainwash the entire world. Imagine the power an angst ridden 13 year old girl could have.

He's not patient enough to help with homework, but he will hide a body

Ellie thinks of him more as her strict, but ultimately really cool teacher; you know the one that most everyone complained about, but once you got into class you realized they actually cared about the subject and wanted people to do well, and once you were out you realized it was the only class that you actually learned something from, like that

She pretty much exclusively calls him Doctor Strange

Once he starts dating her mom though, it gets way more complicated

She's already dealing with a lot by the idea of her mom dating her teacher is literally the worst case scenario she could ever come up with

It honestly would take them a while to work through that

Also, random aside, but I low key want to give Strange a Peter B. moment like, "that was amazing! I'm so proud of you. Wait. Do I want kids?"

[wastelandcth]

sesame street - cth

summary: calum’s opportunity to flex the perks of his jobs comes in the form of a very familiar show to his family. 

anon requested: I remember Chrissy teigen posted about how John went onto the Sesame Street show and he got the characters to make a video saying hi to their daughter Luna who was obsessed with Sesame Street at the time. So what I wanted to request was something like that with cal where the guys go onto the show and he gets a video of them saying hi to Charlie or Ellie (or even them and dovey going with him to the show idk). The idea honestly just melts my little heart 

notes: i hope you guys enjoy the doves and their adventure to sesame street! this was a fun one to write and the banner took too long to make but it’s one of my favorites. 

masterlist || request || more doves

When the band had first gotten the offer to show up on the popular kid's show, they had all laughed it off and said they'd think about it. From experience, Calum knew this meant there was no way in hell that the band would be showing up on an episode of Sesame Street anytime soon. But as he watched said show on a rainy afternoon with his two kids, both of whom were so lost in the wonderful world of Elmo and his friends to even pay attention to him, he realized that maybe doing a skit with the puppets wouldn't be such a bad idea. 

So that's how Calum found himself in a studio with his three bandmates, watching as Big Bird walked past them on his way to set. Maybe it was the sleep he'd missed out on the past two days with Eloise being the ever-adventurous baby who kept sneaking out of her crib and crawling over to their bedroom at three in the morning, or the fact that everyone on set was too cheery for it to be nine in the morning, but Calum was grumpy. He'd been trying his best to keep the friendly smile on his face but it was getting harder and harder to do with every reshoot of a scene they were ordered to do. By the time their lunchbreak had rolled around, Calum never wanted to be in the same room as Elmo again. 

"Papa this place is so cool! Does Elmo really live here?" Charlie asked as he ran into Calum's arm, not too long after the band had been allowed to go on lunch, "Can I see his house? I brought him a drawing that Elly and I did."

One of the only reasons why Calum had agreed on doing the show, besides Dovey's constant badgering on the subject, had been how excited his two kids had been to hear the news. Charlie, who had been watching Sesame Street reruns on tv since he was a newborn, had practically begged both him and Dovey to take him on to the set the day of filming. He'd promised he'd be respectful of the filming crews and had even offered to clean his turtle's enclosure for a month straight if he was allowed to go on to the set. Eloise, who had hoped to see another celebrity on set beside her father, was still a sleepy mess who was snoring away on Dovey's shoulder when all three of them had shown up to visit him halfway through his day. 

"It's cool, huh bud? Maybe we can visit Elmo later, yeah? Why don't we grab some food and then we can go say hi?" Calum mumbled, earning a soft chuckle from his wife who could see right through him and could tell exactly just how sick he was of Elmo and his other felt friends. 

By the time lunch had come and gone with Eloise having woken up and Charlie telling her how they were going to meet Elmo and Big Bird, Calum had led his family back onto Sesame Street where his PA had been waiting for them with exciting news. If the Doves wanted to, the two kids could be in the episode during a background scene.  Charlie's gasp and the tugging on Calum's hand from Eloise had been the only convincing the two parents needed and it wasn't long before Dovey found herself off to the side of the set while she watched her two kids and their father move around with the puppets that she'd grown up with and that her kids were now going to be on tv with too. 

"And cut! That's a wrap!" the director called out as the scene ended and everyone cheered. 

Calum looked over to where his two kids stood, Eloise, telling Big Bird a very interesting story about her trip to New York to be here with him while Charlie looked at the large puppet in awe. He handed his bass off to be put back in its cage before he made his way over to Dovey, who looked on the verge of tears as she watched their kids. Calum's arm wrapped around her shoulder, pulling her into an embrace as he chuckled. 

"They were good, huh? Think we have a pair of actors in our family?" Calum asked as he pressed a kiss onto the crown of Dovey's head. 

"Oh god, they're already dramatic enough, Dove. I can't imagine them being actually actors. We're screwed." Dovey mumbled and laughed softly into his shoulder. 

"You want to meet Elmo, don't you?" Calum whispered and smirked as he looked down to meet his wife's eyes. 

"Oh my god, I never thought you would ask." Dovey chuckled and nodded, "He's a legend!" 

And as a day that had started with not enough coffee and a lot of puppets, Calum was more than happy to lead his wife to meet a red puppet who she'd been staring at while Calum had tried his best to not laugh while they filmed. And a few weeks later, when they were all sat in their living room watching the episode play out, Calum couldn't help but feel the pride in his heart as he watched his kids walk past him in the background, both of them happily skipping along with the other children on set towards Big Bird. It was a day that his family wasn't going to forget anytime soon, a framed picture of all of them on set framed and on display in the living room. 

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