#honestly not surprised

[gay-stuff-is-happening-here]

hey chat what the fuck is this

i leave for two hours and they’re inside of eachother, typical.

[giiyus]

crazy shit that happened to tubbo during his trip to spain:

-he was 5 kilos over the limit for his rutsack (because of his streaming equipment)

-there's no petrol in the two gas stations his uber driver went to

-flat tire

-tubbo's and lee's bags gets checked multiple times

-he calls his goxlr "dj equipment" to the security lady

-tubbo and lee get questioned multiple times about tubbos stuff

-his phone dies

-he burns his foot on the tiles (which makes the minecraft spider noise)

-he looked at thirst traps on insta to make this girl look away from his phone

-the girl looks up his twitch and twitter accounts while on the plane

-he pretends to fall asleep while the couple next to him talks about him and among us

-he passed out in the car from the heat??

-his monitor is smashed (issue #1)

-his laptop does not turn on (issue #2)

-the laptop he's streaming on was stolen from florida and he hasn't given it back

overall very eventful and very tubbo storytime

[tommywambsgansceo]

... get some help ❤

[februaryfaerie]

cute boy at work has a gf, colossal failure on my part

[eynnwwyjth]

Not surprised in the least🤧

[ghoullnextdoor]

Making a Charcuterie board for a New Years Eve party 🥳

Just dropped 200 bucks on it 🥴🥴

[sketchyface]

Just found out this is an AO3 tag that exists

I mean, it makes sense! But I’m just shocked

[lxverss]

mama was so rigged this year :/

[nkogneatho]

i come here after days and the first thing i talk about is getting roughly fucked

[runningoutofbooks]

Breaking News: Queer librarian starts young adult book club and manages to attract large group of queer teens. Who could have guessed?

[alphafemalecarla]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i had guessed the meds were opium cause a) the 1930s and b) they're chinese BUT I DIDNT THINK ID BE RIGHT BROOOOOOOO

[curly-cottage-girl]

help I should've looked through your hashtags before following

Lol

[fireis-catching]

my Vecna song is Misery Business by Paramore 😂

[jonnywaistcoat]

Magnus fandom, 2016: We're horny for this lady made of worms!

Me: Huh. Unexpected, I'm not sure how to feel about that.

Magnus fandom, 2024: We're horny for this guy made of needles!

Me: Of course you are, my children. Be free.

Magnus fandom 2024: We're horny for this bulbous oozing clown man!

Me: I think 95% of your are being facetious, but the true 5% can go with god.

Magnus fandom, just now: We're horny for a member of the British Aristocracy!

Me: Gross. No. Absolutely not. Sick freaks the lot of you. I am officially kinkshaming. You disgust me.

[very-gay-poet]

Well……

that checks out

Since I showed you mine against your will you have to tag me in yours!

[latibulator]

I start watching the game and Samoa already has a possible red card???