#horse keyboard

[sky-is-the-limit]

My new hyperfixation. Best investment. So glad I decided to spend my money on a fucking masterpiece of a game and feed my greatest fantasy: a southern cowboy with a voice hot enough to make you come undone and looks like sex on legs.

Dare I say, hottest videogame male character? DARE I SAY IT?

[littlealienproducts]

Antique figural cleaver fromr  TrueNixie

[komashkathesilly]

the twins :з

[eerna]

guess what I named my TotK golden princess horse who has great hair and gold-and-purple equipment <3<3<3 guess <3<3<3

[thebramblewood]

You know, a dark, filthy ranch animal stall wouldn't be my preferred woohoo location, but I won't stop them from having their fun...

Kellan: Now, where's the motherfucker who started the party without me?

Lu: Who is that? Wait, that's not your...

Bonnie: Goddamn him! Can't he go one day without ruining everything?

Lu: Come on, he can't be that bad.

Kellan: My, my, my. Whatcha doin' in a place like this, lil sis?

Bonnie: That's none of your business.

Kellan: And this must be yer special lady friend. Fuck me, she's a looker. Here I was startin' to wonder if she even existed! Would ya look at that? The view from behind is just as nice as the one in front.

Lu: Keep your eyes to yourself, slimeball.

Kellan: Hey! Where do ya think yer goin'?

Bonnie: I'm not gonna stand here and listen to you hit on my fiancee! Some of us have a modicum of self-respect, you know.

Kellan: Oh, here ya go with the moralizin'. In wolrd record time to boot!

Bonnie: Fuck you!

Kellan: Aw, Bonnie? Where'd yer sense of humor go? We had fun together once!

Lu: At least it's a beautiful night.

Bonnie: Marred by an ugly mouth.

Lu: I'll bet we can salvage it yet...

[scoosci]

@amelka-anxiety

[delimeful]

Lime I love your writing so much! All your fics are so creative and captivating💖💖💖💖

The characterization in *keyboard smash* was so well done.

my favorite thing you’ve ever written has got to be *slightly more aggressive keyboard smash*

And that one fic where virgil thought the other 3 gays wanted to kill him but they actually were just super concerned? What was it called? I think it was *throws keyboard across the room*

you joke but my old laptop was actually missing like 11 keys by the time i retired it and it may or may not have been for this precise reason <3

[seaalgae]

while i'm doing fucked up and evil intercommunity discourse i do need to say that it hits in a way that the "transphobes say 'don't be surprised if testosterone doesn't turn you into an anime twink' but every trans guy is trying to be the bear-est bear possible" post that went around a bit ago set it up as something transphobes say to show how out of touch they are, but it's also just. specifically the statement that's outlined as transphobic is the type of post that goes unquestioned for thousands of notes within queer spaces practically once a month when it's about transfems

like i think i've been trying to find ways to outline how specifically caustic even the most open queer spaces tend to be about transfems for years now and i think this is just the example i'm going to latch onto, that this thing that is a pretty obvious, conceptually ridiculous expression of transphobia is also just a genuine sentiment that goes viral among even other trans people pretty regularly, and it's such a strong sentiment that it almost feels taboo to even mention that transfeminine people are also capable of making informed decisions about trans health care as the bare minimum 'hey trans women are still people' type of statement

(because i know people will interpret this in bad faith i'm making this because i've seen enough genuine, unironic "transfeminine people don't be worried if you don't turn out like a petite anime girl :) they're not real" posts enter my mostly trans timeline with enough regularity that i've Been mad about it, and it really just took seeing this one really good post point out that, yeah, that's just a transphobic sentiment, to really drive that home)

[moon-jellie]

I’m personally of the opinion that james and river haven’t fucked by the time we get to episode one but it was always So close to happening and what we see from them is the aftermath of well. The actual plot as well as the however long worth of pent up sexual tension

[highectolordcommander]

Hey guys look

It's a beetle

[gobbymakes]

Pray for my poor unassuming friend.

[my-burnt-city]

i was very proud of sam for taking time off FINALLY, even if it wasn't strictly for fun holiday reasons, but i for one am definitely ready for him to come back now

[quirkeduptransguy]

YES my username on yt is a blood bros reference :33 i need to go to crimes world again i know in my heart and soul that i love her but i seldom show her attention .. i need to care her more ..

HOOFRAY!!!! also pretty please do!!!!!!! for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jorvikzelda]

ugh. the fact that this keyboard in this colourway is ON the Swedish Logitech website but then not available in Swedish is a fucking travesty

Especially because THIS colour:

Is the ONLY one they have available in Swedish lmfao how boring...

There's matching mouses too and the grey one is once again so much more Boring than the purple one:

They have the keyboards in white and pink in Mac layout which somehow makes it even worse. I could do with a pink keyboard too!! It's a very cute colour! But I can NOT do with a Mac layout keyboard for my Windows computer that's just asking to suffer

Like. Okay fuck it collage

Does this OBJECTIVELY match better. Yeah. But also. Look how much more objectively FUN this is

[adunatos]

τό δέ σῶμα αὐτοῦ ἀλινδεῖται,

ἐκ τοῦ ὤμου ῥαγὲν·

ἀκούσεις δὲ τὰ ὀστᾶ ὑμνοῦντα,

ἐν τροπῷ τοῦ τρήματος ᾆδοντα.

"and his body rolls over,

crushed from the shoulder;

you can hear the bones humming,

singing like a puncture."

coil - ostia (the death ov pasolini)

[geddyqueer]

fic rec

have you ever wanted to read a fic where steve is a semi pro dressage rider and eddie has a $25 mustang? no? well, you're going to want to read it anyway. even non-horsegirls will find themselves drawn in by it. it's mostly canon-adherent. this author writes the most delightful eddie i've ever read. it has 12 chapters already. you will love it. here it is.