#hot offf the presses

[sweetpinkchampagne]

sweet torture

18+ readers only please lovelies!! (this is for a reason please listen<3)

little synopsis: a man hits on the reader at a bar innocently, and this leads to an interrogation from stephen who is incredibly possessive...

pronouns: female pronouns are used

relationship: fem reader x stephen strange

note: not super proud of this but like i will be uploading this because being overly self-critical is not hot xx i hope you enjoy this i love u!!

warnings: stephen being possessive, controlling lowkey insecure, accusations of cheating, smut, dacryphilia, bdsm, temp play (ice), sensory deprivation, dd/lg kind offf ??

“who is he?”

“i told you! i don't know what his name is.” you gritted through your teeth, angered about how unnecessarily prolonged this conversation had become. 

stephen was naturally a very tall man, you had always found this characteristic of his incredibly attractive, until now. his figure towered over you, inches away. his usual soft blue eyes darkened as he bent down to your height, you could feel his hot breath against your neck and the occasional graze of his goatee against your skin, it burned and you loved it. 

“i'm gonna ask one more time, what's his name baby?..” he whispered in your ear.

jesus christ you hated how much control he had over you when he was like this. you didn't know ‘his name’, he was just a guy at a bar who was drunk and hitting on you. of course you turned him down, but stephen’s always been overprotective, dare you say downright possessive. you hated the way him looking down at you and whispering made you press your thighs together, fighting being angry at him. but god, his possessiveness was hot as shit.

“what are you gonna do? here you are trying to sound so threatening. what? you gonna pull some KGB shit on him?? because i'm pretty sure i can handl-” your sentence came to a crashing halt at his undeniably quick response. 

“i’m going to fuck you within an inch of your life, actually. hows that sound? and its going to be for me, not for you.” your stomach dropped. jealousy sex sounded hot on paper but he loved to drive a response out of you, a yelp, a squeal until your cheeks were painted with tears and you were begging for him to stop teasing you.

“stephen..we could just talk this out, i promise you he was just drunk” you mumbled out, looking wide eyed. although you couldn’t lie to yourself, the way you were gently begging him to fuck you, to gain some relief. this shouldn’t be arousing but fuck it is. stephen noticed this, he also noticed how your cheeks flushed, and how your pupils dilated - he could read you like a book. 

before you could show even an inkling of shame or embarrassment for being turned on because of him, you yelped as he effortlessly slung your body over his shoulder - your legs failing in surprise and your ass in the air. you were brought back to reality by the familiar sound of his portals opening as you were no longer in the sanctum foyer. 

“stephen..” you breathed out as you were laid down on his bed, god you wanted him. 

“spread those pretty arms and legs for me, yeah baby?” His deep baritone voice was the only sense of sound you could focus on. you did as you were told and his fingers snapped, his godforsaken magic leaving you bare in his bed. the cold hit you, your nipples immediately hardening. 

“you just have to be good for me, huh sweet girl? that’s all i’m asking baby.” he whispered as he firmly grabbed your wrists and ankles, binding them to his dark oak bed posts. you laid there, looking defeated as he reached over you, stopping to hover and smirking condescendingly.

“don’t act like we both don't know you were pressing those pretty little thighs together 2 minutes ago” he chuckled. he knew your deepest desires, it was as if he could poke and prod around inside your mind, well- realistically, he probably could..much to your horror.

the last thing you saw were his scarred fingers holding fabric that he ever so gently tied around your head, blocking your sight. unironically he could have done all of this in less than 30 seconds with a wave of his hands, but was purposefully prolonging the torture knowing you were impatient.

“stephen.. please” you barely whispered, begging for his touch. he tutted devilishly at your impatience. he conjured an ice cube, placing it on your torso with no warning. you couldn’t help but squeal at the freezing sensation you weren't prepared for, he swirled it up and down your torso, slowly - leaving a trail of melted ice, now cold water that pooled around your lower stomach. your back arched at the sensation, pulling at the magical binding. you could feel a band in your lower stomach building inside you, you wanted to free yourself, kick, scream, touch him. his cruel tongue lapped up the water slowly, teasing you - a familiar feeling. the ice cube rolled over your nipples as you tugged on the ropes, your back arching and your body jolting forward as much as it could. 

“look at you... mm??” he laughed. the icecube disappeared and for a moment you couldn't feel his touch, you whined at the feeling. 

“is my little girl feeling needy?? mm..?” His head darted between your already spread legs, kissing the soft flesh on your inner thighs and lazily licking them, as if he was preoccupied. you moaned softly, the relief you felt for him to be even remotely close to where you wanted him. 

“please stephen..” you whined, tears pooling in your eyes in absolute desperation, throwing your head back as he slid his tongue between the wet warmth of your pussy, lapping up your slick in long, cruel strokes. the teasing bastard. he licked circles around your clit, but didnt touch it once - not yet. he placed his large hand on your lower stomach to further stimulate you as his goatee rubbed against your thighs, scratching and burning once again. you were shuddering and shaking, pulling at the robes like a fucking mess. 

“come on baby, give it to me. let me ruin you for a sec, yeah? i got ya.” he praised, as he paused to pepper kisses and then went back to work. it was only 8pm and knowing him, you still had at least 2 hours of this left.

[missamyrisa2]

Though it’s taken a moment to gain the courage to say, I’ve absolutely adored your teases and stories so much. I love how loving, inclusive, and thoughtful they are while being extremely tickle hot.

your teases and stories definitely haven’t fueled certain fantasies of mine. Especially not ones involving delicate teasing and tickling of my navel…or yours…maybe both if I’m being honest.

Awwww you are soooo sweeeeet~!! I'm sooo glad you're here and you found that courage~ I definitely understand, honestly I'm still super shy about sending anyone asks and rarely do it though I'm always wanting to send them~!

Anyyyywayyy you can just tell me alll about your ticklehot thoughtsss~ why that tingly soft sensation at your twitching cuuute bellybutton? That's just my stiff white swan's feather yesss~ she's sooo adept at getting riiight in there ~ let's get down to businessss~ to find your giggles, hun~ I'll hold you nice and snug around your side like sooo~ and the little soft feather tip can dip innnnn and outttt~ do with me darling, breathe innnnn and tickle tickle tickle~ and ouuuut~ my myyyy you are a squirmer huhh? What was it you were saying about fantasies? Let's here all about that ~ tell me, tell me now ~ tell me a reallll cuteee ticklehot thought you have while I squeeze your side and tease your bouncy navel with my feather~

Oooh you can do better than thattt~ I think you're holding back~ you being a sandbagging snickerpuss? Sandbag, what a funnnyy word huh~ what a kerfuffle we have here! Like a realll shenanigan~ maybe I'll just have a hoootenanny on your tummm with my lipssss~ yeahh you're getting raspberries for christmas! What, it's not Christmas? Well every day is ticklish belly dayyy and today's the day for theyyyy~!! bbbbzzzzttt~ thereee you gooo and ooh yesss kisses riight on your button and one on each sideee and liiiight rubby thumbs on your outer bellyy of coursee~ we need to get these spotsss this is your workout noww~ belly yoga for youuu~!

And now that you're gooood and gigglyyy~ and we have these cute lip printssss let's seee how you do with my blushyy brusshh~ mmhmm come on now~ into tickle mama's lap~ we're gonna inspect that tummy yes we are. No no noooo you aren't covering that up noooope nooope~ mmh mmm~ just relax darlingg~ now, this miiight tickle ~ why I do believe that's my cute sparkly handle blush brush twirling on this particularly bad spot to the side of your navel~ and what about the rim? Mmm? The navel rim? Coochie coooo~ let's just circle round and roundddd blushy blushyyy~ you can bounce and sweetly giggle like that allll you wanttt~ it's not stooopping~!!

There there sweetieee it was only ticklesss ~ awww I knoww I know you saw my navel the whole time didn't youuu~ you loveee tummy buttonsss and mine has been here just soooo ticklish the whole time~ wellll I don't normallyyyy do this buttt because you're such a lovely gigglerrr I guesssss I'll show you somethinggg~ see mmh I'm kindaa ridiculously ticklishhh! and I love to tease with my worst spots exposed when I tickle~ ghhh okayy okayyy you took to my feather a littttle too quickly noww I'm a litttle panicked and oookayyyy okay oakyokayokayyyy!! That's my navel that's mmmyy gigglebutton and you're pressing it lightly and that's nnh maybe what buttons are for but you don't have to keep demonstrating we know it's ticklisssshh justttt just just justtttt clouds on my horizon bring me the horizon getttttt offf thatttt mmmhh nnonono you don't need the blush brush tooo you're overburdened you have to drop one I'm dyiiinggg no not reallyy just an expressssion but also yes I am I'm too ticklish for this stop teassssing meeee it's your turn nowww you get all the turnsss okay okayyyy okay that's mmmh the hot spot that's a spottttt~!!<3

[arlert0]

Could u write a scenario where armin is looking for somthing in Y/N ‘s room and when she enters he hides in her closet. Y/N starts getting herself OFFF. BUT..*deep breath*... armins still in y/n s closet.

Oooh this is- woahhh wink wonk

Warnings: sexual content

"Where the hell did she put it?" Armin asked aloud to himself as he searched around inside of your dorm room for a specific hoodie he had let you borrow before.

You had texted him about ten minutes prior to let him know you were getting in the shower, and he could hear you singing along to your blasted music every so often.

The blond crouched down in front of your bed, peeking under it to see if it were stuffed down there.

"Damnit.." Armin puffed out his cheeks once he stood back up, and slowly turned and gazed around the room to spot it.

He opened up a few of your dresser drawers with no avail, but kept peeking at a particular one that had to be your underwear drawer. Just as he shut it, he noticed your music had turned off and the shower stopped running. He softly gasped, and whipped his head around to look at the closed bathroom door.

'Shit!' Armin thought as he turned back around and hurried to hide in your closet that was already slightly cracked open.

He quickly and quietly slid the door shut like it was once he was inside right before you had thrown the bathroom door wide open. Armin held his breath as he peeked at you through the slits of the panels on the closet door. He noticed you still had your towel draped around your body and your wet hair hung from your head.

'Dammit, I don't even have my phone..’ He thought in realization when he grabbed at his pocket.

‘This is so embarrassing, why did I have to pick the closet? I should’ve just left.” Armin cursed to himself.

Armin lifted his gaze back up to peek at you again, and his mouth dropped open when he saw you on your bed, a hand on your breast and legs open as you lied on your towel. You hummed softly, reaching in between your legs with your dominant hand to rub at yourself. Already wet from your thoughts in the shower, you let out a gasp when you plunged your fingers into yourself.

‘Holy fuck nevermind..’ Armin thought, wide eyed and growing in his pants as he intently watched you.

“Haah..” With your eyes closed you moaned, bringing your other hand down to rub your sensitive bud.

“Armin!~” You moaned out once again.

Armin’s hand that had unconsciously made its way to his pants to palm his dick immediately lifted away, his eyes widening in fear in thought of being caught.

He covered his mouth with his hand to keep as quiet as possible.

“O-oh fuck, Armin..” You moaned a little louder this time, rocking your hips against your hand a little.

Armin bit his lip once he realized you were thinking about him as you touched yourself. He narrowed his eyes slightly, his hand lowering to grasp his clothed boner again. In thought, he quietly stepped sideways to completely peek his head out of the crack of the closet door.

Your back had been to him, so most of your body was on display to the male that was hidden in your room.

“Yeah!” You whined out.

Armin watched your body shudder and twitch under your touch, making him harder by the second. His brain went elsewhere as he opened the closet door agonizingly slow, just enough to quietly step out. Armin kept his eyes on you as he silently tip-toed closer to your bed. He gazed at you with parted lips for a moment before finally speaking up.

“You know if you wanted m-”

Your eyes snapped open and you squealed, your head turning back to look at Armin as you covered your body with your towel.

“What the hell?!”

“If you wanted me you could’ve texted me that before you got in the shower.” Armin finished.

Your face was beat red as you panted a little, both from being scared and from what you were doing a moment before.

“When did you-?” You asked.

“I remembered that dark blue hoodie I let you wear and I came down here to find it,” He climbed onto your bed in front of you and reached behind his head to take his shirt off; you watched him do so.

“But now...” Armin smirked as he unbuttoned and unzipped his pants.

“You-you saw everything?” You uncovered yourself with the towel and scooted yourself closer underneath of him, placing a pillow under your head.

“What’s it look like to you?” Armin hurried and slipped his pants off to throw them on the floor.

You giggled at the prominent tent in his boxers. The article of clothing soon followed suit with his pants and Armin leaned over you to press his lips against yours, his tongue swiping against your bottom lip. You moaned into his mouth and Armin lifted your legs to wrap them around his waist.

Your tongues swirled around together, Armin’s member poking at your entrance already.

“Baby really you should’ve.” Armin mumbled against your lips before slowly pushing himself in.

You threw your arms around Armin’s neck and shoulders to brace yourself, letting out a small moan once he bottomed out.

“I-I was thinking about you in the shower, I’m s-sorry.” You apologized.

Armin pulled himself out of your wet pussy, quickly thrusting himself back in to watch you gasp.

“Armin!”

“Yeah can you do it like you were earlier?” He snapped his hips into you again.

“Ooh fuck, Armin!~” You closed your eyes and arched your back as Armin relentlessly fucked your cunt, letting out soft low groans as he did so.

“Nngh!” Your nails scratched at Armin’s back, your other hand pulling at the short hairs from the back of his head.

“Arm-Armin..!” You stuttered, already feeling a knot in your belly about to snap as he thrusted his hips into yours.

“Shit, (y/n)..” Armin pressed a small kiss to your chin; your head thrown back in pleasure.

“I-I’m gonna cum!” You squeaked out.

“Look at me baby?” Armin cooed before pressing a kiss to your collarbone this time.

You gasped moving your head to look at him as your legs started to shake around his waist. Armin brought a hand down to rub his fingertips gently over your clit, and he watched as your face twisted in pleasure.

“Fuck-!” You moaned a little too loudly causing Armin to press his lips flush against yours again as you creamed on his cock.

He fucked you through your orgasm just as his own started to grow.

“Hm..~” You swallowed Armin’s moans, his thrusts speeding up until he pulled himself out of you to sit up and stroke himself to a finish, his hot mess all over your lower tummy.

“Holy shit..” Armin panted before sitting on his legs.

“Thank you for..” You panted as well.

“Helping me.” You giggled, making him smile and laugh.

“I think I should sneak in here more often to be honest!” You both laughed and you lifted yourself up to grab the towel from under you to wipe Armin’s mess away.

[bestintheparsec]

Rain

Pairing: Javier Peña x Reader

Warnings: none

- Just a quick thing I wrote. It’s nothing much, I just really needed this tonight. I hope you’re all well❤️

Thunder rumbles quietly outside your window. The rain seems to be never-ending, but you’ve learned to find solace in the sounds of the downpour. Tonight would feel heavier if you didn’t.

It’s late now. You’re sitting on the couch and listening to the storm, but not really paying attention to anything in particular. Really, you’ve barely noticed the time pass at all. Only the dim yellow light of the table lamp surrounds the area around you.

It’s a while before you hear footsteps outside your door, followed by the sound of keys unlocking it. Javier’s finally home, and you feel a little bit lighter.

The door creaks as he steps inside and closes it behind him. He tosses his keys and wallet onto the counter, and one glance at you tells him it’s been a long night for both of you.

“Hey, cariño,” he murmurs as he walks over, and his voice is soft like velvet. He stands in front of you, leaning down and pressing a light kiss to the top of your head.

It takes you a second to look up at him, which worries him. He sees the tired lines under your eyes, the kind he knows too well.

He doesn’t ask if you’re okay; the words never need to be spoken by either of you.

“Come on,” he says in a low voice, holding his arm out as you slowly get to your feet. 

He takes your hand and you follow him to the bedroom, where he changes out of the constricting clothes he’s been in all day. You climb into bed as he turns out the light and shuts the door. The plush sheets are welcoming, and he crawls in after you. You push the thin blanket off; it’s always too hot at night.

Javi’s arm wraps over you, his warm skin against yours as you move your own hand to his waist. He pulls you close and you reflexively nuzzle into the space under his jaw.

One, two, three…

He hears you trying to steady your breaths, slowly coming back to yourself again. His fingers lightly trace the skin along your back, a gentle reminder that he’s here with you, too. His chest constricts a little when he hears a slight hitch in your breath, one that you try to hide. He holds you even tighter, and presses his lips to your forehead.

Troubles seem to know both of you well. But as Javier closes his eyes, he’s grateful once again that you have each other. Things are always a little easier when he’s not alone, and he hopes it’s the same for you. He doesn’t allow himself to fall asleep until you do; he can always tell when your muscles finally relax and you fall into slumber. Sleep isn’t always the peaceful escape it should be, but having you in his arms keeps him grounded. He’s not sure how much time has passed, but his own burdens feel a bit of relief as he runs his fingers through your hair. You’re asleep and safe, and he’ll be there with you in the morning.

“I love you,” he whispers, savoring the sensation of your skin on his. And then he dozes off, too.

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[livelovelaug-h]

Helping the girl next door PT 2

Jesse Pinkman x Reader

Warnings: abuse.

Part one

Your pov 

After the argument you had with Christian you made some dinner, and after a few hours he finally went to bed. More like he passed out from drinking too much. Which was the typical nightly routine. You picked up the full trash bag to throw outside, needing to escape to catch some fresh air. Closing the door behind you, you closed your eyes inhaling the warm air. Of course the boy next door was out too but you didn't see him yet, so when you opened your eyes you were a little embarrassed seeing him sit there. 

"Oh I'm sorry I'll be quick." 

"No it's cool." He rubbed his neck again. "Hey uh.. I never got your name." 

You put the bag in the trash and smiled slightly. "It's y/n. What's your name?" 

"It's Jesse." 

"Nice meeting you Jesse"

"you too. Come on, grab a seat, it's uh a great night out."

"Oh no I should get back -" 

"Please. Come on, you owe me from that cigarette." You were about to say something when he cut you off. "I'll think the new neighbors don't like me." You giggled quietly.

"I do it's not that." 

"just for a few minutes." 

"okay okay." You pulled a chair out and sat down. 

"Want a cigarette?"

"I don't know it might cost me again. Butt No it's fine I have my own, thanks." You say laughing, pulling one out of your pack and lighting it. 

"So how was your day Jesse?" He brought his chair a little closer to the wall that separated your porches.

"You know, it uh, could've been better." 

"Yeah I know that feeling." 

"I mean I would say it's a lot better now though." He leaned closer towards you. Your heart sped up. You smiled at him, he was looking deep into your eyes.

"I agree on that." You said. You both were sharing a moment, you started getting butterflies in your stomach, man he was hot. the feeling was just like how they described it in the movies.

Your moment was cut short when you heard your door being thrown open. You stood up super fast. "What are you doing out here. Get inside." You obeyed, walking fast towards the door, a little embarrassed, you didn't wanna cause a scene. 

"Yo dude whats your problem. We were just talking okay?" You widened your eyes. 

"What did you say to me?" Christian says taking a few steps towards Jesse. 

"You heard me. She's a big girl, she'll do what she wants." Jesse locked eyes with you quickly, you shook your head at Jesse so this didn't turn into something bad. 

"I'm just looking out for her. it's a little chilly, I don't want her catching a cold." 

"Yeah sure. I'm sure that's why." 

"If you have an issue with me just say it to my face like a man."

Christian started walking down the first step. "Come on".

"Christan let's just go inside."

Jessie looked over to you seeing a bruise on your arm. He's not going to let you keep getting hurt. Now both boys started walking down the stairs. They were in each others faces, this can't be good.  

"Guys cut it out."

"Get inside y/n. " 

"see there you go again man. I do have an issue with you. Don't tell her what to do, asshole." Christian clenched his fist, before you knew it Jesse got sucker punched right in the eye. You gasped putting your hands over your mouth. Jesse kicked him, making them go back and forth for a few minutes until Jesse was on the floor. You screamed and told your boyfriend to get off of him until he finally stopped. 

"Jesse!!! GET OFFF OF HIM!!" 

"Can't even fight like a man." You kneeled down laying your hand on Jesse's shoulder.  

"oh my God."

"Let's go, y/n!" He yells. 

"No! I need to help him up." You yell. After a minute Jesse stands up. your eyes were watery. "I'm so sorry." You whispered about to cry.

"Alright he's up now let's go." He pulls your arm forcefully. As he was dragging you along you were looking back towards Jesse. He was looking at you with sympathy which was confusing to you.

After you two went inside not only 5 minutes in, you guys were in a heated argument. Jesse could hear some of it. 

"You started it. You can't just go around hitting people."

"Don't tell me what to do! And he was the one who started it with his mouth." Of course Christian said that. 

"He could press charges." 

"No he want. He's too pussy to do it. And if he does let him! He wont get that far since everyone around here knows and loves me." 

"Well he's our neighbor! Try and get along with him."

"I don't care who he is. I don't want you talking to him or being near him!!" 

"I can talk to whoever I want. Just like you say 'don't tell me what to do."

"Don't get smart with me."

Smack

Then there was a slap sound. Jesse was hoping it wasn't you that got hit, that was the last thing he wanted. He wants to help you, he really does. He gets it hard to leave but you deserve so so much better, better than even Jesse but even he would never hit his gf. He tears up from the pain of getting hit plus everything that's happened and after a few minutes he just lets some tears fall. 

Christian gets all in your face with a finger pointed at you; "if I see you talking to him I swear to God.."

Jesse didn't hear that part.

[popculturebuffet]

Animation Reviews: OK KO: Red Action 3: Grudgement Day

Whelp I said i’d do all three in one day and I MEANT IT. And I may do it again just to stay on schedule in the future, but for now i’m just proud and exausted to have gotten this done. And after a rather “eh it has some things but it’s mostly just there” episode” we’ve come to our last episode and my personal faviorite, Red Action 3: Grudgment day. Also as a quick note I forgot red was actually a major part of “I hope this thing flies” back in my first review, but I probably would’ve left it out as while the plot is her racing with Rad, it’s entirely a rad episode, and like plaza prom which I had to realize wasn’t important, isn’t really necessary.  One last where we are in the series thing. We’re in season 3 and as I mentioned last time, RIGHT before the final episodes and one episode before the three part final arc and unrelated but beautiful epilogue that closes out the series. I didn’t go into my throughts on season 2 but it was good, the ending was just a  really sloppy end to an otherwise good arc that i’ll get to. Season 3 is somehow even better, using it’s shorter run time to tie up loose ends and character arcs left and right and , after trying all series to do it, crossing over with Sonic the hedgehog, another thing for another time, and the final episodes, both the wrap up to the story arc “Let’s fight ot the end” and the wonderful where are they now epilouge “Thank you for watching the show”, are absolutley amazing and how you end a show.. and thankfully endings of this calibur became the trend this year given that same year star vs ended terribly and the bad taste is still in my mouth over that one but that’s a story for another bunch of reviews. The point is as I said the crew used the time wisely and wrapped up most ongoing character and story arcs that needed resolution. And given they spent two episodes on it the team decided to pull the pin on red and enid getting together, and solve one dangling issue the fans likely had all in one go. IT’s grudgment day under the cut. 

We open with Rad and Red arguging and KO looking at them in a way that just screams:”Third mom, Rad, please stop fighting”  Enid comes in and wonders why one of her two best friends and her girlfriend are fighting. She dosen’t use the term but given the kiss at the end of the episode, more on that when we get to it, the general way Enid acts about this and the way Red acts around her this ep.. their a couple at this point.  I do wish they had an episode of them becoming offical, adressing Enid and Elodie.. bucnhes of other things but I concede that the crew was blindsighted by having a smaller season and had they you know NOT BEEN CANCELED FOR NO GOOD GOODAMN RESAON, we might have gotten more renid and more stories and a full on steven universe crossover with both sides. But I digress.. CN’s managment is terrible right now... but that’s not the reason for this article so we’re moving on.  Anyways Enid wants to know why their so pissy when she arrives, and Red .. is in the right this time. Showing her growth while she still got heated with rad.

Rad did at least start it, as she simply came in to take enid jelly surfing and was kind enough to ask him to come along.. and KO implictly given he’s there and their buds now and all that. But when rad insults her again she quits the explaning and goes right back to arguing with him while Enid and KO look on awkwardly. Then Red decides to go into a mocking impression of rad, which is not NEARLY as mean as it could’ve been given the guy has canocially, had a super virus get worse because he refused to get rest something the villian that gave it to him was COUNTING on as part of his evil scheme, was left on the floor in pain over his cocoa being too hot, and once confused his 6-11 year old friend for a doppleganger despite having GIVEN said friend his nametag, though to be fair red’s own best friend also thought he was rad and gave him her number, so everyone was kind of dumb that day but still, the point is she has a LOT of ammo. In contrast Rad STARTS light saying she says words like Cowabunga (she only does once at the end of this ep and has not at any time).. before saying Enid deserves someone better and flinging her surfboard... which Crinkly Wrinkly jumps on and crashes into a wall because of course he does.  Anyways Enid is offended at this and reveals rad’s been acting like a raving dickhead to Red anytime she shows up, which were this season 1 would be on brand but after 3 seasons of becoming a better person and an episode earlier this season where he rejected his dudebro friends once and for all, who by the way: Beefer and Mega Football Baby are the worst and I hate them and i’m greatful that their final apperance is rad realizing what a bad influence they’ve been and telling their asses off for their toxic masculinity. But I will however give OK KO credit as their SUPPOSED to be obnoxious, and the crew still dialed back hteir apperances to almost nothing when they realized it went horribly right, versus Rusty whose still mildly to massively annoying, but has yet to be fixed or removed from LIncoln’s crew, despite the show having a good track record for taking problematic characters and fixing them. And i’ve gotten entirely offf topic because all three of them piss me off so much, so let’s move on.  Where were we.. ah yes, since Rad being a dickhead this consisently is now an exception not the rule, Enid rightfully demands to know why and Rad.. makes up two very petty, weak and obviously pulled out of his butt to try and cover the real reason up reasons for his actions: Red didn’t follow him back on Social Media, which is both a website and what the website is in this universe apparently which Is brilliant, and that she took the last bit of cake at prom... you know after he realized he was screwing it up and fixed it all with a homoerotic dance fight. Plaza Prom is amazing. When pressed because Rad fired his stupid friends, Rad hastily challenges red to a power battle, which I haven’t had to cover yet: Basically a hero can challenge another hero to a fight, usually for respect, to settle a grudge or who took the last bagle, and it’s a socially accepted thing called a power batttle. Really given it seems like KO’s world has not had a hero civil war, and the one time we’ve seen heroes on heroes outside of these things has been when POINT was acting shady as fuck and thus needed to be stopped, it seems like a resonable mesure, especially since most heroes just.. shrug off damage from battles and stuff after a bit.  Unable to convince her girlfriend not to punch her best friend in the face, however much he deserves it, Red gives enid her belt with her time capusles inside, so they don’t go off mid fight and gives her an air kiss. Awww. Enid bemoans the fact this is happening for such dumb reasons when KO relaizes they can just use the belt to fix what once went wrong and end this petty fight before rad dies.  First stop, the Bodega a few months ago, which KO proves both by the fact they have mean beans, which theys topped selling months ago and is one of the single best refrences this show did and it’s done a LOT, and the social media feed being from months and months ago, with Beefer bragging elodie beat him up. Ewwwwww.... I don’t wnat to kjnow what he’s into. Gah gotta scrub my brain. ONe brain scrub later Rad needs only one more follower to 100. I hear when you get 100 this happens. 

Rad asks for a follow for follow from Red, who says she dosen’t have her phone. Enid is sure she’s lying, which she is, and follows Rad for her. Also I love rad’s file photo

Seriously they use this any time they need a picture of him. It’s one of the series best runners and is only topped by homer simpsons various terrible ones and this gravity falls masterpiece as being the best stock photo used for a character.

I will use this any time I have an excuse to and I have no shame about that. Anyways they go back but

As things have only gotten more heated at the power battle, so they try the prom to see if that’ll help.  Cue PROM. Seriously why they never did a second Plaza Prom episode is really beyond me. Lot of potetinal with that concept.. plus I like episodes that put tons of cast, main and supporting, in one event together, ever since venture bros. It’s always a fun time. Anyways, Enid wants to stop a paradox but KO has already interacted with his past self.. which is the KO enid’s talking to and a great gag.  So the two seeing Rad and Red both about to go for the cake decide to pull a destraction: Enid goes over and talks to Red to hold her off and get the cake to rad, while KO does what any sane person would do: Jumps onto Rad’s face while yelling rad I love you, and Rad is clearly more annoyed he’s on his face and this has very obviously happened before. .... I miss this show.  Anyway after giving the explination that she’s a shadow clone to explain why her past self is still up there DJing, she offers to dance and the two have a good cute time until enid gets the cake into rad’s mouth and bolts.. and now we get the thing I hinted at earlier. Red talks to the other Alley Teens about it, and notes that while she dosen’t know Enid she kinda likes her.. then backpedals as the teens make faces but are clearly not fooled by they all look really creepy especially Gregg. 

WHelp I have ny nightamres for tonight. But yeah this is implied to be what got Red to ask her out in the first place. Time travel is weird and inconsietent. This does give me a chance to adress the fact that the alley teens.. sorta stopped beiing a thing eventually. I mean their stillf riends as of the season 2 openoer but red and drupe show up for their own eps or supportingroles while Gregg just kinda vanishes, poor person. That being said given this interaction and how close they were I DO think their still friends; I mean gregg and drupe was confirmed by the flash forward as they visit rad’s cafe, but Red would still be their friend, they just all likely have more stuff to do as they grow older: by the end of season 2 Drupe has a buisness and gregg is probably in college. But I expect Drupe would be Red’s best woman at her wedding. I mean gregg would probably be her best person but still. Anyways they return to the present again and.

Yeah that. Their now battling in cars and Enid decides to cut the bullshit and just ask Rad why he’s pissed at Red, asking Red to pause the fight, which she agrees to.  KO and Enid throw rad int he back of his van tied up and ask him to be honest about why he’s so pissed off. After some dithering he says he lo.. lo.. and instead of saying he loves enid, thank god i’m so sick of love triangles, may they die in a fire, like the episode hinted at it’s a swerve. and unlike a vince russo swerve which ends in A “Buff Bagwell’s mother on a forklift match”.. no really

This is actually a great one: Rad’s fully moved on and I like that, evne if the finale does leave it vauge if those bodegamen at the end are theirs or not, given Rad’s her best friend by the end and she and red would need a surrogate, it’s not a huge stretch to say Rad sperm donored for them and is still a beloved uncle and figure in their lives. Anyways the point is Rad’s real beef is.. suprisingly sweet. Turns out Rad’s still pissed at the whole “Teens humilating, burning and spanking” ko thing and Red posting it online. Which is likely to adress the fact they.. never adressed that and was a good call and a good way to show rad’s growth: he’s not jealous , he’s not mad she’s taking up enid’s time, he’s mad that his best friend is dating someone who beat up his other best friend for just trying to help them then put it online for a cruel laugh. Granted Drupe did the same thing and he not only danced with her but is on good terms with her to this day, but odds are given they see her more and she’s in fact the designer for their mission outfits in season 3, she probably apologized off screen while Red figured KO forgiving her was good enough and just wanted to forget it, running away from things as usual. IT speaks to the diffrence in their personality: Red runs hot is stubborn and takes time to admit she’s wrong, Drupe is very chill and as the series goes on very nice, and probably wanted to get it out of the way asap given she frequents the bodega more often, either in the background or foreground.  Anyways after KO reveals he actually enjoys the video as a treasured memory of when he first met the alley teens, disturbing his friends, seriously this kid needed to remerge with his edgelord side yikes, Enid gives rad a headpat and kudos for being normal and Enid decides to take all of them to go fix this.  Back in the past we’re back at the bullying and before past red can post, present red explains she should stop and after clarfying this isn’t an end of the world situation, not an unfair assumption given you know time traveler, she reveals it’s for someone unimportant.. but whose important to someone they care about, and that what they were doing was a terrible thing they’ll be ashamed of anyway. It’s a good scene that shows how far red’s come: from pushing everyone but two people awaya nd treating most like garbage in a vain attempt to avoid being who she used to be, to accepting it, finding love, and becoming friends with someone she hurt and accepting she hurt him. Rad is also clearly moved seeing that Enid did indeed choose wisely. Back in the present. 

... NO not this time. No instead red and rad are pals, talking about how shredded they are and what not, and while Enid finds it annoying, understandably, she’s glad their not trying to kill each other and dosen’t have to buy Rad’s gravestone or visit her girlfriend in prison. In the alterted timeline, which their also aware of by rad’s comment, time travel just go with it, they were already planning on going jelly surfing and invite enid, and implictly ko along. 

So we end on our main trio and Red jelly surfing, Enid and Red sharing a board before wiping out, laughing about it and then, as if you hadn’t already seen the header but fuck it. 

Yup. The subtext just became.. text. Awww. In case you were wondering, I do like them as a couple, especially after this quintology, as it’s made me realize just hwo much they click and how much chemistry they have, and by this point their just adorable, their drama gone and they can just be happy and gay together. And that’s something cartoons are doing more of and tha’ts wonderful and it’s wonderful that, with all else he had to wrap up, Ian felt confirming the gay couples lasted was extremley important, as two others are shown married in the finale. And we’ll get to the finale more in a bit, but first Rad floats by with an “I support this”, to approving smiles, and enid thinking he’s a weirdo. Also I love the meta text of having a character voiced by the shows creator say that.  KO however is sad that the video is gone but ENid says the memories will last. Rad is understandably not sad about it suggests they make new ones and we end on our quintent taking a selfie together. THE END. Before final thoughts, this wouldn’t however be the last we saw of them. The finale has a bit more as it flashes forwards a bit: the relevant part is one shows Enid take over KO’s mom Carol’s dojo. with red, the two kissing again and alllooking over some supsciously familiar kids who look supsciously like the hue troop, but are probably there great grandparents. While Red dosent’ show up again after that, and could’ve gone back to the future eventuallyf or all we know, I like to think she stayed, and that as noted above, she and enid had kids together with Rad’s help given the similar looking kids we see running the bodega... which admitely was kept vauge by Ian on purpose so fans could draw their own inclusion so that’s the one i’m drawing; rad is still there for them aand still family to them, but isn’t with Enid in a romantic sense, if you think diffrently that’s fine. But My ending is these two crazy kids worked it out and are now happy ever after. and that ain’t bad.  Final Thoughts: A fantastic episode with TONS of great jokes, call backs and a great resolution , showing off Rad and Red’s character development greatly,f ixing a possible plot hole and giving fans the kiss that many of them had wanted for some time. ONe of the series best I can’t gush enough about it but I shall stop for your benifit. If you liked this review, subscribe for more, check out the backlog via the convient pages on my blog, and shoot me an ask, wether it’s to suggst an episode or just to ask me about my opinons or yell about them or ask what I think about certain shows or what i’ll cover. And until next time, later days. 

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AP web exclusive: All Time Low tour diary

Posted by Scott Heisel on 08-Dec-06 @ 04:43 PM

Last month, Baltimore pop-punkers All Time Low took to the road with Sugarcult for a series of shows on the West Coast. Here's some of what they saw, in words and pictures. Learn more at www.alltimelow.com.

#1------------------------------------------------------------ Ooohooo So last night we celebrated two awesome occasions...well 3 since matt's molars finally grew in...anyways yesterday was Haloween and our first night of our tour with Sugarcult. I must say, it is pretty strange touring with a band who I spent the better years of my middle school life watching on MTV. Regardless of where this band has been, it definetly didn't eff with their personalities. They were all super nice to us and each came up and introduced themselves. The show went pretty well but it wasn't a good judgement of our the whole tour is going to be because Sugarcult didn't even headline, the Eagles Of Death Metal did, and the tickets for $25 on Haloween night :) I'm sorry but I would never go to a show if those were the circumstances...I'd be out expanding my collection of holiday treats. Tonight the 'real' tour begins so we will see how it goes. We are playing Washington State University in Pullman Washington. We haven't done too many college shows, so this should be interesting...anyways before we got on the road a couple days ago we were couped up in Ben Harper's (formely of yellowcard, now in amber pacific) house/studio in long beach, CA working on our new CD :). We demoed some hot licks that were going to send over to our producer matt squire so that he can put in some input. I heard my blogs are going to be posted on the Alternative Press website for this tour, so if that's the case then...helll yeah! Well I just woke up from sleeping in the van so I am gonna walk out into the freezing streets of Pullman, WA crack my back and grab some Qudoba. Much Love, Jack --jbstar #2------------------------------------------------------------ Yoo dooodds, So I'm gonna update you guys on the passed couple shows...on Wednsday we played Washington State University. Those kids are freaking crazy! Everyone seemed to be having a good time and we made some awesome new friends. I cannot stress enough, how cool the Sugarcult guys are. Which is really cool because I have been listening to those guys since 6th grade! Anyways before we played, matt thought it would be a good idea to have a fork and knife fight backstage...yeah it turned pretty ugly and we should have some footage online soon enough. That night we partied at 'The Christmas House'. Lets just say that I'm pretty sure alex made out with a dog...I really miss Hit The Lights :( Anways...we played Seattle after the college show and it was offf the hoooook. Everyone in the room was dancing and it got pretty redic. As soon as we told them the alex/dog story they went nuts. We met up with the Pink Spiders that night. We were nervous about that because we've heard some stuff...but for real those guys are the shit. There all super nice and we have no complaints about them. We have yet to tour with a band who we don't get along with (fingers crossed). We also heard that we may be doing a few shows with Cobra Starship in Dec, if that happends that would be sick. I'll keep you guys updated. Someone made us a bucket of the craziest donuts ive ever seen at the portland show last night!! They were reallly good. Sorry for the lack of pics, I'll make sure my next post has more, its just hard to take good pics on a sidekick :). Talk to you guys soon!!Jacko #3------------------------------------------------------------ Yo Babaayyss, Last nights show was off the hook! I love playing at The Boardwalk in orangevale calii. The crowd was as wild as usual and a bunch of kids were singing along. A lot of the same kids who saw us there on the Amber Pacific tour came back. Its always cool to see so many familiar faces,,,cough cough hint hint nudge...you get the idea folks! The next couple shows should be interesting...reno and vegas. I wont be able to gamble but at least ill be able to look at a lot of lights. We all have family comming out, so that should be exciting. I havent seen my brother and sister in ages and i know their gonna be wasted so that means they will be even more friendly :) Also Meg n Dia join up in vegas which is sick, SO SIKED FOR THAT!!! We met them on warped and their super nice. anyways i think its time, i go to In and Out because after this tour im not going to be able to go back for a while :( im going to eat there everyday twice a day until we leave Arizona. Ive attached pics from our set on the Epitaph stage at this years Bamboozle Left and also some pics of our acoustic set the 2nd day! Thanks to everyone who watched us either/both days :) love you peace peace n a bottle o' hair grease, jack #4------------------------------------------------------------ Wow...vegas has to be one of the strangest places on this earth. First of all we showed up in Reno (shity city) only to find that only sugarcults crew was there and the show probably wasnt going on. We were welcomed by a hooker in a pink tanktop and no teeth asking if we had any shirts we could give her...Thankfully we have power windows and middle fingers. Thankfully zack was asleep or he might have took her up on some of her offers...he's getting desperate you know..just kidding! Anyways we decided to hang out with sugarcults crew for a little then start the drive to vegas early since it was 8 house. We got to go over the Hoover Damn which was sweet. It's seriously Vegas Vacation all over again! Anyways, we got to vegas around midnight and it was a fantastic site! My bro and sis were staying at the MGM so thats where i headed. Rian to the Excalibur, Alex and Matt to the Venecian and Zack to the Luxor. We all split up and hung out with our fam for the evening. My brother took me around vegas and boyyy was it interesting. I was approached by numerous drunk people. It was basically like an Ocean City, Maryland for older people. It's just a place for adults to drink, walk around drunk, act like teenagers and maybe gamble a bit here n' there. it was Akward to say the least. Anyways the next day was the show at the House Of Blues at Mandalay Bay...probably one of the nicest venues we have ever played. We introduced ourselves to the Meg n Dia folks and got to know our new tour mates as we shared a dressing room. We soon found they are awesome people and they share a love for getting wild! The show was pretty cool, and the crowd was big. It was weird though because the merch was not in the venue, it was in the cassino haha. Anyways Vegas was an experience we wont forget, and I cant wait till we go there again. I hope the next time we go, were 21...actually nevermind because that would be three years :)stay rad, Jack #5------------------------------------------------------------ Lame! Tonight was our last show on the Sugarcult Tour featuring The Pink Spiders and Meg n Dia :( Damone will be taking our place on this great lineup. I am jelous that they get to join up! Anyways we made some lifetime friends on this tour and it was a great experience for everyone. Every single show was amazing and the fans never let us down. Traveling to bumfuck arizona and hearing a couple hundred kids sing your song is the coolest feeling ever. Sugarcult was very warming towards us and their personalities suprised the shit out of me. they were such cool guys and even when zack was sick they made him soup and gave him Emergen-C. WHO DOES THAT !?!? Thats like something my mom does...so in a way Sugarcult are our parents. They actually reffered to us as their younger brothers on stage. At the last show of the tour in Little Rock, Arkansas us and Meg n Dia ran on stage during "Bouncing Off the Walls" and started bouncing around and took over Tim's Guitar n Mic, Marko's (my twin) guitar and Airens Bass. It was so fun to bro down with a band that ive been listening to since middle school haha. Alex also got to soundcheck with sugarcult at Texas AM College because tim was at the hospital taking care of his sickness (i think he had a nasty cold). It was so crazy to see alex soundcheck with a band who for the past few years have held a special spot on my ipod and in my cd player :) I attached a pic of him sound-checking for fun. At the end of the show we said our goodbyes and gave our hugs. This is'nt the end of these friendships though, only the beggining...now we head home to write a new cd. Catch us on the road in the northeast in december when we head out with Cobra Starship! Stay safe, Jack

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the first thing I wrote for this series 

Arthur's legs are quivering, forced to sit on his knees with slowly weakening thighs. A blindfold is wrapped around his eyes, and his arms are tied tight together behind his back. Hes left to his hearing.

What he can hear is his own heavy breathing, and shuffling on the bed above him. He hears himself whimper pathetically when the foot between his legs shifts, pressing against his still-clothed hard on.

"Gilbert..." He whispers, hips greedily stuttering forward on the boot.

"I thought I told you not to move?" Comes the just as soft respond. "Can you not behave yourself around me?"

"Sir-" Arthur hisses out, leaning his forehead on the knee in front of him. He is sweaty from edging, shaking badly.

A sharp tug to his hair pulls his face up, mouth dropping open lewdly.

"Do you want to cum or not, whore?"

"I do."

"Beg."

Arthur stays quiet, heartbeat loud in his ears. The hand that was in his hair travels down, cupping his face gently before practically forcing his mouth open. He groans, feeling Gilbert's thumb slide against his tongue. It pushes into his throat, forcing more saliva into his mouth.

"Beg."

"Fuck you..." Arthur manages out around the thumb.

Gilbert's thumb retreats, and Arthur hears the other man shuffle, and the soft clicking of metal against metal. He hears a noise accompanied by a soft grunt by Gilbert.

Something cold presses against Arthur's lower lip, and he ruffles his eyebrows in confusion. Desperately, he attempts to figure it out, blinking into darkness. His tongue slips out, sliding against the cold metal. A bitter taste comes up, and it clicks in his mind.

Gilbert is holding a gun to his mouth.

His heart begins to race, fear and arousal jolting through him.

Gilbert seems to be hesitating, not yet pressing the barrel into his mouth.

"Yes..." Arthur whispers, and the barrel slips into his mouth and slides against his tongue. "Suck," Gilbert commands, and Arthur lets out a needy whimper.

His mouth drops open more and he carefully moves his tongue, lapping at the metal. He begins to bob his head, drool dripping out of the side of his mouth. Arthur sucks a bit, tongue tracing across the opening of the barrel. He pressed his tongue in, lapping up the gun powder on the inside.

There's a soft click of the safety going off, and Arthur's adrenaline spikes.

"Are you getting off on this?" Gilbert says with a soft, almost laugh and Arthur's face warms up in embarrassment. He nods, teeth sliding against the underside of the gun.

"Gross. Normal people don't get all horny with shit like this, Arthur."

Arthur groans around the gun, shifting to press his hips harder against the boot.

"A normal person would be terrified."

Arthur shakes, gasping as the gun pulls from his mouth. He can feel the spit slide down his chin.

"Or does the fear just turn you on more?"

The gun cracks hard against Arthur's cheek, he shudders at the pain and the warm feeling of blood trickling down his cheek.

"Answer."

Finally, Arthur whimpers out a "It does, sir."

"Slut."

Arthur can't stop a noise like a sob leave his mouth, pulling at the cloth holding his hands behind his back.

"Sir, sir," Arhur pants, tilting his head up & opening his mouth again.

"Yes, baby?"

"Please let me cum, please, please I've been good, I..." His panting and whining, unable to put together a proper sentence outside of whining and begging.

He hears a chuckle and a noise like approval and Arthur immediately rubs his hips down, grinding needily agsinst the boot.

His heart beats harder in his chest, hearing Gilbert unzip his pants.

He nearly ignores the noise, focused on chasing that sweet, temporary high. His thighs squeeze tighter around Gilbert's foot, mouth opened into mindless moans.

Gilbert's hand cups his cheek, thumb hooking his mouth open, unable to be closed.

Finally, finally Arthur cums. He lets out a croon, shaking awfully around Gilbert and pressing closer to him. His vision flashes white hot behind his eyes as he soils his pants, and his lungs strain in a noiseless scream.

When he comes back down, he's breathing hard, and barely notices as something wet - Gilbert's cum, he assumes - splatters onto his face.

"F..fuck..." Arthur whispers, shaking and leaning back to drop on the ground, sweat sticking his clothes to him. He hears Gilbert approach, and relaxes as the albino slides his blindfold offf. The light makes him flinch, and he watches Gilbert's blurry figure as he's tilted a bit so he can be untied.

"How was that?" Gilbert asks, voice raspy.

"Mm...Good.."

"What do we say?"

"Thank you, sir."

"Of course."

Arthur is jolted from his orgasmic stupor when Gilbert smacks his ass, and he yells.

"I hate you." Arthur grumbles.

"Sure you do."

[titleknown]

“Good morning mistress.”

...

“Mistress, wake up.”

...

“Mistress, it is currently ten AM.”

…

“MISTRESS OH GOD THE VAULT IS ON FIRE, THE MONEY IS BURNING!”

That was enough to get Carkinekros with a jolt and a scream of “MY MONEYYYYYYY!”

And with that Carkinekros was up. The sonoran sun was shining in her face, the timbers of her room were creaking, and the robot, the little floating pink-and-green one, was speaking to her.

“Mistress, thank you for awakening, the guests will arrive in approximately two hours.”

Oh yeah. That. Carkinekros dragged her carapace off of the bed and schlepped her six legs to the bathroom.

Her chitin clacked as she turned the shower up high enough to boil a crab; though not a crab-person; which she was. The little robot floated on her knifelike legs to get Carki’s cloak, which she’d thought many a time was awfully hot for this kind of weather, hung it on the hook behind the door.

“Would you mind if I listed offf the things I have managed while you were sleeping mistress?” the robot asked. All that came from the running shower room was a grunt of “mnreh”

The robot decided that that was a “Mnreh” of yes rather than one of no.

“The coffee and bootleg Coca-Cola-brand-esque soft drink products have been prepared, the dollar-store vodka has been poured into the specialty liquor bottles and properly food-colored, the cannon has been stocked and readied just in case, both the food and the “food” have been prepared, and the activity wheel has been adjusted for the week’s stay.”

There was yet another “Mnreh,” which the robot assumed was affirmative. She had been getting used to general timbre of her mistress’ grunts. “Also mistress, I have officially confirmed the listing as the Bemusing Bed And Breakfast. But, and I must query this as a part of my duties to yourself mistress, are you sure we should not be calling this a hotel? A Bed and Breakfast usually holds only a singular room for rentals; and there is far more than a singular room

Carkinekros sighed. These little robots could be so nosy, especially when they thought you were the prelude to their messiah, the Before-The-Messiah if you will. But free help was free help.

“I told you, it’s for tax purposes.” Carkinekros said, “By which I mean tax fraud and money laundering. Silence you!”

The robot wasn’t going to say anything regardless. “Well, you know best…” is all the little machine said afterwards.

The faucet turned off and Carkinekros cracked open the door to grab her cloak before shutting it. The little robot wondered when the right time was to tell her about the…. Thing she had found.

Carkinekros walked out, groggy-eyed, with a full coffee cup in hand. It was so much easier to have your coffee prepared in the bathroom she wondered why nobody else did it.

“Mistress,” the robot began “I found something perhaps of concern last night I feel I must show you.” The robot floated over to a lump covered in a bedsheet and flicked off the sheet. There, in a dog cage of green metal, was a being that could only be described as a thing.

Its metallic frame suggested a daddy-long-legs, a cannonball, an eel and one of those disturbing sheep born with only one eye all at once, and it made the most hideous rumbling; screeching sounds, like an off-tune violin scratching against a chalkboard; as it bit against the bars of the cage. They both stared at it for a moment

“I found this thing scuttling around the perimiter. It looked like it was scanning for something. My bombs only managed to temporarily incapacitate it in the spare cage.”

Carkinekros raised a finger about to speak before the robot pre-emptively replied “Yes, I did try using the acid pit on it. Not a scratch.”

Carkinekros pondered a moment before saying “Ah. Well, that is a problem for future Carkinekros. Put it in one of the bathrooms somewhere and you just carry on with my business you… What was your name again?”

Huh. It had been so long since the little machine had been addressed by name, a loading-icon popped up on her CRT-screen face as she had to search her memory banks.

“It’s…

HEYA ALL, GOT AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE! I’m working on a novella, to hopefully finish 20,000 words of before the Eraserhead Press submission period (Which you can find out more about at eraserheadpress.com/submissions, because Tumblr’s linking system is butts) closes at the end of June, and for anyone who decides to back my Patreon!

Not only is the reveal of the robot’s name a Patreon-exclusive, so you’ll need to see that version if you want to find it out, but every chapter of the novella; aside from a few I’ll release publicly as drabbles; will be previewed on my Patreon for backers of a dollar and up! You may even get to decide on plot points via poll if I get stuck if you give five bucks or more!

So, it’s cheap, especially given it’s work over a month so it’d only be one month’s worth of Patreon money for you to see it, but I hope y’all can get on board! I’d love to have you join me...

[robotnik-mun]

Hoo, hot offf the presses courtesy of Fini-Mun, this here is a design for Bunnie Rabbot for my personalized Sonic setting, as rendered and interperted by the artist, and dang if she ain’t amazing looking!

In this world, the Roboticizer process leaves nanites that will continue the job regardless of how far along a subject was before escaping. The nanites are slowly converting Bunnie into a Robian- not shown here is the wholly Roboticized spinal chord that she has and that she hides under her jumpsuit. Luckily, through a device known as the Nanite Suppressor, she has a means of staving off her fate... for now, anyway.