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phantom-shell · 2 days

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Fiddleford found one of his old shirts

#When in doubt about what to do with a character's hands- give them a mug to hold.#I need to learn how to draw beards properly #gravity falls #the book of bill #stanford pines #ford pines #fiddleford mcgucket #old man mcgucket #fiddauthor #digital art #my art #fanart #comic

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annalyticall · 7 months

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My new favorite excuse for not jumping on new trends or bandwagons is 'I'm 30.' No more explanation needed because anyone under 30 just thinks I'm old and everyone over 30 understands implicitly

#the thing is I'm not too old but i have also lived long enough to know how shortlived some trends are #it's called 'sometimes having a job and paying bills puts things into perspective'

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krysmcscience · 15 days

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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

#fanart #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #gravity falls #book of bill #i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context #turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao #look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities #you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way #i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy #don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol #also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D

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clownsuu · 19 days

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bullying ford just for funzies 💥🥄

cw, the tiniest amount of blood/body horror

#Ttteeeeeeeeechnically “””vent””” art???? Idk life is stressful atm smhh #Gravity falls #gravity falls bill #gravity falls ford #bill cipher #ford pines #Toxic old man yaoi to ease da pain..#billford #Still working on how to color bear with me plz LMAO #Spent all my life neglecting it I feel like a toddler discovering crayons again #Only I’m eating the crayons and I get confused on why my canvas isn’t colored yet #Ford with big ol naturals 💔💥🥄

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doctorsiren · 16 days

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I wonder what younger me would think of who I am now

#doctorsiren #gravity falls #the book of bill #billford #stanford pines #bill cipher #dipper pines #mabel pines #gravity falls fanart #digital art #my art #procreate #comic #long post #it’s like how 7th grade me would be horrified that I love Mogami #bc I used to despise him #9 year old me learns that present day me is a little Strange and Silly #that discord convo I wrote out basically happened that way #except it was longer with more insane yelling from me

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finnbin · 1 month

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Ford has gotten too used to talking to himself and not at all used to other people being around to hear it

Bonus:

#gravity falls #billford #bill x ford #stanford pines #bill cypher #dipper pines #ford is losing idol points by the second #dipper is horrified #“he EXPLICITLY told you how to take over the world??” “he was POETIC ABOUT IT OK??”#gay gay gay #book of bill #the book of bill #toxic yaoi #gay old men #i guess #theraprism #GET OVER THE DIVORCE ALREADY

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synthsays · 29 days

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Monster Falls girlies how we feeling about this one.

Happy Fiddleford Friday Y'all

(Bonus art under cut)

And one for the fiddauthor peeps

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howboutsleep · 23 days

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samama khalid, aged 8, having the traumatizing experience of his entire life

#i have no idea how old he was #ik it was in arg but. i forgor.#i heard velcro shoes and thought baby bill #samama khalid #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #tmagp 28

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heph · 14 days

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First time watching Gravity falls, I like these two :]

#gravity falls #stanford pines #stanley pines #bill cipher #billford #they make me laugh #also its weird how well they slot into my art style...#got teased by friend about how i keep falling for old men #gale (35) - House (50) - Stanley pines specifically (70).......

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misterpseudonym · 2 months

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you said forever / tell me why can’t you stay?

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whatatime2balive · 25 days

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Shermie Pines, seeing Stanford for the first time: I can't believe it! Stanley Pines, back from the dead!

Stanford: oh, right. Yes. Tis I. Stanley Pines.

Stanley, rolling his eyes: okay, so admittedly I took my brother's identity. I'm Stanley, that's Stanford

Dipper and Mabel's mom, gasping: why on Earth would you lie about something like that?!

Stanley: to be so real with you, I was really drunk when I was put in charge of making that gravestone. In my defense, Stanford and Stanley are two very similar names

Dipper and Mabel's dad: I'm having a hard time processing this. Where have you been hiding all this time? And why?

Stanley: uh, he was in witness protection! He was hiding from his, uhm, crazy ex!

Shermie: that's awful! Your ex was so bad that you needed to go into witness protection?

Stanford: Bill didn't take the divorce well.

#no because how DID they explain Stanford's resurgence to the twins' parents #billford #stanford pines #bill cipher #stanley pines #dipper pines #mabel pines #shermie #toxic old man yaoi #gravity falls #gravity falls incorrect quotes

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months

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No time to play. You are being sent away.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes #and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse #Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.

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snow-in-space · 21 days

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Billford is funny because Bill is a triangle.

Billstan is funny because it would never fucking happen, but it tries to happen. No matter how fake or forced or unpleasant or unwanted on both sides, it tries.

Bill wants to use Stan because he hates him and he’s not over Ford. Stan knows this and is very difficult about it (read incredibly mocking and/or disgusted depending on the day) and that only makes Bill work harder because he cannot lose to the worst person he’s ever met.

The ugliest and most rotten flowers ever tremble in Bill’s loathing fist at the doorway; he knows flattery doesn’t work on idiots, so he demands that Stan accept his advances because it’d be the only smart thing he’s ever done. Actually, he isn’t capable of being smart— Bill apologizes for lying— and while they’re being honest, this is still more about Ford who is smart than Stan who is insignificant and horrible. He ruins everything anyways, so he should just let Bill back into his superior copy’s— no, the original’s life already to do it even better. Let him inside already, you worthless meatbag.

Instead of the demon of his dreams, all Stan sees is a temper-tantrum-throwing, bubble-blowing baby at his front porch who’s almost funny in an annoying sort of way and actually didn’t this thing try to kill his family? Isn’t that his brother’s ex? Never mind. Stan closes the door and he turns on the TV and he’s old and he doesn’t have time to waste on boring people. Fun’s over. That screaming in the window is kind of awful. He turns up the volume and hopes it stops soon because his ears are bleeding.

Ford loves his brother and trusts Stan when he tells him not to go outside for a little while.

Bill’s hatred reaches new highs every day.

#gravity falls #billford #billstan #idk how to tag this #it’s not romantic at all #bill is THE hater #have you seen the wheel of shame??#bill is an obsessive freak and stan #is old #he hates a lot of things #if he hates something too much he just activates his dementia and erases it #bill cipher #stanley pines #stanford pines #the book of bill #thisisnotawebsitedotcom

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duchess-of-new-shire · 2 months

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