#how to decorate for halloween

[scarecrow-carousel]

The end I'm assuming

Haven't gotten it yet

[heybiji]

wrapped up the Halloween issue of our MASKS game with supermodel-turned-superhero Feral making fun of a team of teenage vigilantes doing their best

[writeouswriter]

Too much capitalism in Christmas and not enough in Halloween, companies need to start slapping little bats and pumpkins back onto their packaging asap

[mystery-pixels]

[puccafangirl]

I really think that if I saw some of the pages in The Book of Bill as a child, I would've cried from sheer terror lmao.

[jamboreeartsupplies]

let Spoon enjoy the walmart halloween section the other day while i was there to pick up a prescription. loved these items but Spoon reminds us all to "support small artists!" these were all crafts and the BOO sign in particular were really poorly made.

[affixjoy]

The continuing adventures of McSpirk on my mantle, Halloween edition:

[sinnabee]

The best way to make a new friend is with a smile! ... Right?

[barklikeagod]

rewatch number 21 going strong with me realizing how similar the look/patterns on the inside of randy's blanket are in comparison to the decorations he put on his crocodile.

i was staring so hard at his blanket trying to figure out if there was a possibility of it being a quilt he could've made himself but it doesn't look like it. still, though... let's all just sit in this space for a second and think about randy who's into arts-and-crafts as an outlet for his individuality.

[stackthedeck]

My partner made this for our weekly live stream (subscribe to their YouTube channel) and it’s so funny I need y’all to see it

Boostle in the craft store what will they make

[hauntedandmurdered]

Canon: Hannibal & Clarice decor a christmas tree together and grab accidentally for the same christmas bauble. They celebrate their very first christmas holidays in Buenos Aires.

After her father's dead, Clarice has never attented a christmas party ever again which is why Hannibal bought the tallest pine he could find at the christmas tree sale to surprise her.

When he asked her whether or not she has prepared a wishlist for Santa, she was just replying, "All I want for christmas is you, stupid." As if he hadn't already known...

And it filled him with the greatest satisfaction. And love.

So he whispers, "So do I, mi amor."

[asteroidaffection]

Happy Monday!! Might we get an OOTD to celebrate the start of the week? ☺🫡

wfh today !

[yourfoodiedesires]

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[gourmet-trash]

so halloween decorations are rolling out, which is fucking awesome. and i got an email from a home decor store (at home, specifically) about their halloween stuff being out so i'm like, hell yeah i wanna look at that. and i found THIS DUDE

and it's like yeehaw brother! get that creepy coffee, send those spooky emails. sometimes a cowboy is just a skeleton trying to join their team meeting, y'know?

but then i kept scrolling and like. is this the same spooky skeleton???

i understand making sure you have your finest cowboy hat on for your monday meeting, but in the tub???? and sure, trade out your coffee for something a little stronger after a hard day, but the BOOTS?? like y'all, i live in the south but i don't see THAT many cowboy skeleton figurines at halloween time, so this was interesting to say the least.

AND THEN???

THIS IS DEFINITELY THE FIRST SKELETON, RIGHT??? IS THIS WHAT THEY NEEDED THE COFFEE FOR??? TO GET THEIR WHOLE SKELETUSSY OUT ON THE FRONT OF THIS TRACTOR???? WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE??????? WHY'S GREENCAP GRINNING LIKE THIS??? IS AT HOME SELLING SOME KIND OF SOUTHERN SKELETON SEX GAME FIGURINES???

like good for them if so, but i just was NOT prepared for this genre of halloween decor?????

like maybe i'm misunderstanding the lore and the first skeleton and the second skeleton are different????

now those are new boots and that's a different tie for the neckerchief, but this is defnitely billy bubblebath bones, right?? is this zoom call skeleton's ex??? did they see zoom call skeleton flaunting their entire bone vagina facing the world with green cap and turn back to the bottle (of poison)?????

don't worry billy bubblebath bones, there's more to (after)life for you! like the patriarchy! and by the patriarchy i, of course, mean horses.

like, billy bubblebath has a whole fuckin FIT going on for their time with A Horse of the Apocalypse here. new boots, new gloves, perhapse a new outlook on this crazy thing called skeleton life. this is a skeleton who survived the skeleton war, saw their skeleton partner leave them for a freak with a tractor, and said "no, i'm going to make my own way."

i like to think billy bubblebath bones made this fucking pillow on a cricut:

BONUS:

as far as i can tell, this isn't for sale, but that is definitely billy bubblebath bones welcoming folks (skeletons) to their....skeleton horse farmhouse?? IN PANTS. AND A SICK BELT BUCKLE. NO BOTTLE OF POISON TO BE FOUND. like it feels like i should hear a camera shutter sound and get a slow zoom out of this polaroid after the "good end" of the skeleton cozy farm sim.

look, i don't fucking know okay?? but they're as tall as a fucking mantel and i'm now pretty convinced that if i saw this fucker, i would force it into the trunk of my prius and leave it up year round right inside my front door.

[corvarrow]

I almost forgot I needed to finish this Halloween decoration for my mom! Done now though lol. It is a death head hawk moth on one of those blank wooden hanging pieces you can get at Joann Fabrics, Michaels, etc.

This was entirely in posca markers and at first I thought they were going to be too chonky for many details, but this is actually fairly large IRL so it turned out to not be a problem :D

[sea-jello]

Day 31/October 31: Halloween || Death || Costumes

never forget the skeleton had hair