#hr thoughts

[snakespeare]

I. Couldn't sleep until I made this

[hinamie]

alongside someone like you

[newttxt]

another comic for “utilities included” skfkskdjsjs

this time for chapter two 😅

masterpost

[sundriedlemon]

(t)ouch + redraw + chart so i can remember how to draw them

[noodles-and-tea]

Eepy

[skunkes]

[rileyclaw]

I think willows canon fear of ladybugs is hysterical

[aerequets]

this is a professional at work guys, the art of seduction 🥵🥵

[x]

[itsanidiom]

OFFICE BLS RANKED BY THEIR ABILITY TO MAINTAIN THE VENEER OF APPROPRIATE WORKPLACE BEHAVIOUR

Because I saw @sorry-bonebag's tag and had to.

Here we go! Disclaimer: I'm not going to list every Office BL™ these are just the ones I've seen. Sorry if your fav is missing! Let's start with our lowest scorer that definitely sets the tone for the bottom of the barrel.

CHECK OUT - The veneer is tracing paper if not completely transparent. Fucking in the office. Yeah. That's an HR violation for sure. Thankfully your company is too small to have an HR department. But you're definitely getting fired by your boss who is also your boyfriend who you are also cheating on.

BED FRIEND - The veneer is only considered opaque because everyone else in the office is blind as hell. HR is pretty sure you two fucked in the office bathroom, but they have no proof so could only give you a warning.

LOVE MATE - Veneer is 1-ply. I mean, if the whole office ships it, is it truely an issue? HR thanks you for keeping things PG.

WE BEST LOVE: FIGHTING MR. 2ND - The veneer is definitely paper thin, but it's 2-ply. At least you avoided fucking in the office. Just a good smack in the face and some mutual sexual harassment. HR win...I guess.

HISTORY4: CLOSE TO YOU - Veneer is getting a little thicker, but depends on the light. Rooftop and in-office grandiose love confessions aside, HR thanks you for keeping your higher heat make out sessions off business hours. Still, gossiping about your romantic interests with your coworkers is grounds for a warning.

OUR DATING SIM - Veneer is about as thick as the space between your legs through which HR can see that you're literally holding hands in the office right now, stop it.

STEP BY STEP - The veneer is solid. Mainly office stuff happens in the office. HR approves of this boring as hell vibe. Still, you get marked down slightly because you did almost get down in the company parking garage.

CHERRY MAGIC - The veneer is a wholesome thickness, but no kissing in the company elevator. HR slap on the wrist for sure. We don't care how quickly the doors closed. There is CCTV in that elevator, sirs.

JUN & JUN - The veneer is currently in the process of being painted on so we'll have to wait and see, but it's looking pretty thin so far. HR has their pens ready to write up the report.

OLD FASHION CUPCAKE - The veneer is solid, but HR saw you hugging in the coffee station. Thank you for waiting until you were off work hours to make out, I guess. Enjoy your fancy desserts.

ROOMATES OF POONGDUCK 304 - The veneer is there. HR heard some weird noises over the zoom call, but we're just going to ignore those for now.

[bananielle]

having to be very quiet while with leehan in your room because you don’t wanna get caught… he was acting all cute and innocent like a puppy when he greeted your parents before going up to your room.. but the second the door to your room is closed shut & locked, it’s like he has put down that cute and bubbly mask down in a split second…

omg nonnie...this is so yummy <3

leehan is on his very best behaviour in front of your parents. he's so sweet and lovely and polite, always saying the right things. being a cute, giggly mess, promising them that he's always taking such good care of you. little did you know that he was referring to a completely different kind of care that you and your parents were thinking of.

as soon as the door closes behind him his pretty hands are all over you. he cups your face and kisses you deeply, wasting no time in letting his tongue tangle with yours. his hands roam all over your body, pulling you closer to him until it practically hurts. he's grabbing your ass and tits, sucking on your bottom lip, biting the sweet spot on your neck...anything to elicit filthy moans from you. he wants to see you fail to be quiet as he touches you.

the moment you both break apart for air, leehan would be speaking to you softly but lowly, with that pretty deep voice of his (i hate him). "need you to be quiet for me, pretty. don't want your parents to find out how good i'm taking care of you, do we?" leehan is always sweet and loving, but in these situations he finds so much pleasure in being a tease and seeing you struggle. he'd spend the rest of the night between your legs with a sickly sweet smirk on his face as threatens to deny your orgasm if you moan too loudly.

once he's done eating you out like his life depended on it, he's fucking you into oblivion. his body is pressed right against yours, one hand over your mouth as he coos and giggles at your inability to keep quiet. "shh, pretty. don't you want to cum?"

[hyunverse]

hyunjin gets so nervous every time he initiates things with you. whether it be the first time he talks to you, the first date, or even the first time holding hands. he takes these little steps seriously — hence his anxiety every time he initiates them. the first time he holds your hand, he had to give himself a pep talk and a strategy to go about. needs to be casual but meaningful!!! would nudge your hand softly as you walk in the outskirts of town, his face flushed.

"do you want to holds hands?" hyunjin would ask, "we don't have to if — oh."

when he feels you interlock your fingers together, hyunjin's face would turn even redder, muttering a thank you and rubbing patterns onto your palm.

[madrevolting]

(thinking really hard) um... ryou and yugi in those illuminati era outfits

[ricky-mortis]

The Band in Black

[kazbiter]

crazy that part of TSC mentions a potential throuple dynamic made up of two people in an extremely committed relationship and a third person that they are both equally obsessed with and it wasn't kandreil. i mean i didn't think it would be but still

[skitskatdacat63]

"To execute the race more-or-less troublefree is already a success."

[luvhyn]

been thinking abt hyune's hands a lil too often imagine him mindlessly playing w ur tits sjhdhjskajakaj😵‍💫

ohhhhh. 😵‍💫 nonnie baby your mind... 🧎‍♀️

i whole-heartedly believe that hyune cannot keep his hands to himself. he loves touching you — needs to have his hands on your skin at all times. his favourite spot to place his hands on just happens to be your tits. <3

he just loves to play with your tits, uses "they're warm," as an excuse all the time. it becomes a habit, so much so that he'd mindlessly do it. you'd be curled up in bed, watching a show and he'd slip his cold hands under your shirt and play with your tits, starting with soft touches to full on circling his thumb around your nipple and lightly pinching. at one point, when he could hear your heavy breaths, that's when he'd have his mouth all over your tits — won't stop playing with them until they're all sore & his mouth's all swollen. <3