#hrm who wants it tho

[malokhim]

it’s been awhile since i posted a Selfie

[abyssal-ilk]

hello! I just wanted to say that if you do write a fic based off the post about Vivienne and Dorian caring for the inquisitor post-DA:I, I’d love to get a link to it! Don’t mean to be pushy, I just love that idea. Hope you have a good day!

hello nonnie!!! and no worries, you're not being pushy at all 🫶

if i do end up writing something for it then absolutely i'll share it! i'll likely end up posting it here on my tumblr, but if you'd like a more direct way for me to send it to you like over dms then please, let me know! i'd be happy to share it!

i really wasn't expecting at all for that post to get so much attention,, but it's been really fun reading everyone's tags on it. gives me plenty to think about for fic writing >:)

[vaugarde]

i know i know typical shounen issue but man. misa amane deserved better

[yuridovewing]

I haven't read TBC yet but I already know for certain that in my rewrite in my head, Needleclaw is the protag not Rootspring

[doodlboy]

Designing your own character's tombstone sure feels

[pianocat939]

I was listening to some asmrs and was like- hrm hrm I have an idea.

Tw: slightly implied both online and reality stalking, implied breaking in, obsessive turtaleles as per usual

Alright so imagine you listen to an asmrist (aka turtle of your choosing) and for the sake of plot let's say it's like an x listener type shit (now it can be platonic or romantic just something to interact to a user)

You listen to a few of their videos before slowly listening to all of their posts, including each and every new one. You like the sound of their voice, it's excellent for when you're sad or need help to sleep- just comforting company one might say.

You praise them with every new video, commenting on how you liked the story or the voice acting. And soon enough, they start to like all your comments and even occasional reply.

"Aww thanks! I'm glad you enjoy my videos! *insert an ungodly amount of heart emojis*"

"Ik I'm fabulous~ In all seriousness tho I'm happy you like my voice acting~"

"Why thank you. I'm delighted you are seemingly relishing my voice /srs/gen/pos."

"OMG IM LITERALLY SO HAPPY RN- I COULD SHOOT YOU WITH MY APPRECIATION GUN- I'm joking of course!"

But then you notice something odd.

Their content seems to lean towards things you tend to enjoy rather than a scatter of different ideas. And you swear you heard your name a couple of times. They seem to talk a bit more with a... loving tone like they've known the person for years. Close as one would simply state.

And finally one day, there's a new video uploaded. You of course watch it. Except for this time, there's no image as the background nor any sound effects. You then hear them speak, they speak so obsessively, so closely, it's like you can hear them smiling.

And at the end, as an outro they say:

(Romantic version)

A gift for my lovely significant other, Y/n. I hope you enjoyed it, especially you.

(Platonic version)

For my dearest friend, Y/n. I hope you find comfort in this audio~

You're creeped out, hoping that maybe they were speaking of another person who has the same name as you. But even then, it made you uneasy.

A few days later, you listen to another video by them, this one a bit more toned down than the last one you watched. It's nice, and you feel yourself being able to sleep by it.

And right as you're about to fall asleep, you feel someone climb into your bed from the other side, and hands caressing your head.

You hear a voice, one all too familiar:

(Romantic)

Darling~ Did you like it? Was the story good? I made sure to keep it within your interests. I hope you loved the sound of my voice...the voice that would talk sweet nothings to you to help you sleep. Sweet dreams, my love.

(Platonic)

Hey~ did you like it? I hope it made you feel better, I know your day today was tough. And I wanted to comfort you, but with a bit more love in it! Anything for my dearest best friend... Now sleep, you need your rest. I'll keep mumbling until you do.

You can't pull yourself to move, too fearful to do so. So you lay there, listening to them mumble about their affections as they pet your head. You can't deny it, it's still the same smooth voice you listened to every day, but this time- it brings the ultimate terror into your heart.

Since when did yandere asmrists become yanderes?

(I hope this makes up a fraction of the lack of content this week! And hopefully, I might get a little something out sometime this week because there's a big blizzard coming = snow day(s) and it's easter break)

[ragnar0c]

Google photos reminded me that i drew the one on the left 7 years ago even tho it felt like yesterday.

Back then I had used monk 4 as a different character. As different characters. Basically I didn't know what gender I wanted them to be so they had multiple names and genders that changed.

Most prominent one (probably who the left is depicting)

Yugaina... In my old fic she was not part of Ragnarok, but another guild. Guild Machaera. There's a joke about this to me and only me in OoS chapter 1 where Alope says she likes the name Machaera and Enid is actually the one who says they should think of better names.

Yugaina was the leader of the guild. She was around Hana's age in the old fic (15ish) Pretty sure she used she/her but there's a chapter where she Hana and Alope try on dresses and it is not gender for her... so not sure. Yugai was haughty... so haughty she and 15 y/o Hana had a truce and hung out a lot. She was friendly with Alope too but...

She basically spread gossip and a bit in the fic was "If you want to keep a secret never tell guild Machaera" so Alope knew she was being friendly bc she had all the tea.

(Thinking about the dress scene and hrm. I think something gay happened I read the chapter I wrote when I was 12 and yes. It was fruity. Hana is about to go on a date with a boy and Alope basically says to her "I think you'd look cute in a dress... You should wear one, I'll buy it for you!" And Yugai over hears the date bit and goes with them. Alope stops and tells Hana to try on this one dress for her because she thinks she'd look really cute in it 🤨 this isn't the first chapter where Alope non stop calls Hana cute.)

Anyway the Yugai gender part: (Alope used to be named Aoimi in the old fic also cut out whole paragraphs they were filled with nothing sauce)

Tdlr;

Y: "I'm a Tomboy"

A: "Me too."

Y: "No, Alope, I'm the transgender type."

Then there was Yukata. He/ him user I don't know why he was named that of all things. I was 12 when I made him and Yugai (and her name is a bit silly too, it means "Harmful") his whole bit was he always got hurt on accident. I don't remember what guild he was in. I've never drawn him but he existed in my mind.

Then now there's Enid. Finally a girl and a boy and anything between. Enid is a bit like Yugaina. Only a little. Much older but they have heard a lot of gossip... and are extra chummy with Alope because they know stuff about her. Main difference is how Enid feels about Hana vs how Yugai felt about her .

And Yukata too. Enid has a bit where they don't always get hurt but they do ALWAYS start drowning in water.

I can't believe this much time has passed tho. 8 years since the fic. I was really young and I guess I am still.... I guess I can't wait to laugh at my now stuff like I do at this stuff.

[dogueteeth-fhr]

Fanfic Writer Questions

Thank you @silvery-bluish & @glitchy-npc for the tags! Not sure who else to send it to atm but if you see this on my page and decide to pitch in with your answers feel free to @ me!

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

I've got 12! Most are oneshots, others are series.

2. What's your total AO3 word count?

47002 on AO3 at the moment! And so much more in my docs.

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Primarily Fallen Hero, with a dash of TWC and some other fandoms sprinkled in my WIPS but I've been on Fallen Hero brainrot for a long time now so the other fandoms are currently neglected.

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Nightmare (surprisingly enough) w/ 28 kudos

focus (it's harder than you think) (also surprising lol) w/ 20 kudos

new pavement w/ 18 kudos

anamnesis w/ 18 kudos

freefall w/ 13 kudos tied with bath(toaster)tub also w/ 13 kudos

5. Do you respond to comments?

I try to respond to all of them! But some days I just don't have the spoons to and I forget, but I really appreciate any comments I receive.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

HA. you want me to pick??? Ok hrm. maybe bath(toaster)tub? anamnesis also has so me pretty angsty pieces in there.

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

PFFF. ok gotta. go look for this one. Maybe sargasso sea, though it's technically not the last iteration in its series between a continued plotline hinted out in after the fall and a third part planned for its series.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Not yet! I think.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

(slaps brain) this bad boy can generate so much smut. I write pretty much any kind? Soft, rough, indulgent, M/M, F/M, F/F, other any everything, kinky or emotional, etc. Just whatever strikes me at the time, but most just dont get published bc I'm mid.

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

I typically HATE crossover fics they just aren't my thing I do write AUs of X story set in X story's universe, just haven't published them (wait does that still count as a crossover).

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I'm aware of.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Nah, considered it once tho.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

Nope! Haven't found someone with the vibe ig, it's just never crossed my mind to co-write a fic and just never been asked too.

14. What's your all time favorite ship?

(cue strained breath) i have no all time favorites BUT. but. Ricardo/Wei gets me SO soft ok. i just. unrequited years long attraction finally requited and i. AAAAA. place sidestep in there too and i'm just so happy. i need poly rep in my life sometimes ok.

15. What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

I stare into the google docs hell and ask you how you could expect me to pick one but. BUT. Praeludium//Allegro. A piece meant to dive in how Sidestep is able to experience the moment someone dies through their mind.

16. What are your writing strengths?

Shorter pieces! They tend to be about ~2000-5000 words per part, that's usually when I feel I've done my best. I'm also. Decent at NSFW writing? Sometimes, at least.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Definitely long fics. I had a plan for freefall and have scrapped and adapted it multiple times now, pus it's just difficult to keep myself interested in specific but necessary chapters.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

It's fun! I've included Spanish and Russian excerpts into my fics before but I don't do it a lot. Considered writing fully in Spanish at some point for an Ortega POV but I'm not confident in my grammar abilities. Spanish verb tenses my beloathed.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Naruto. On a different old account best left to gather dust.

20. Favorite fic you've written?

Hm, I'm not sure if I have a favorite. I do really like the NSFW piece I wrote from Remy's POV, though. Short but good.

[angelpuns]

fake fic title: Things will be okay, for you at least.

Love love love this title. Idk something about it just. wow. yummy. good for my pea brain

anywway your typical Peepaw fic (pov ive actually been wanting to write one but haven't had any good ideas yet)

Future Leo somehow doesn't get obliterated and is in the past ( I actually have somewhat of an idea for this where -when Future Mikey's portal closes it has sort of a wave effect? Like ripples out kinda thing. F!Leo gets stuck in one of these ipples and because it's further out from the originall portal he gets portaled to several hours day of the invasion instead of when CJ was portaled. I'm still working out the logic kinks).

He absolutely refuses to face any of his own issues and focuses on helping Leo recover as well as his family, Except they're not really his family so he's obviously still sad asf all the time. He still is very much angry at Leo but he's very good at concealing it - except ofc presrnt Leo notices.

Idk how it would resolve or anything or like long-term stuff but the 'things will be okay, for you at least' is like Future Leo saying it to Present Leo and HIS family.

I do have thoughts about their ninpo and Future Leo trying to reach the bad future bros (but can't cause timeline stuff) and just wanting to go back to his own timeline. Maybe that's sort of the direction it goes- Future Leo trying to get himself back to his own timeline. Lik yeah he'll be alive by himself but at least he won't be fucking with the current timeline yknow

also maybe some bits inspire by Dr. Who time-stuff and how it's sort of fucking up the current timeline.

I would want a happy ending tho so hrm. idk.

ANYWAY blurb time:

The last thing Leonardo saw was red, red light. It obliterate everything in sight - the same red light that he'd seen destroy ships and bases and comrades. The red light he was sure was going to destroy him. But it didn't happen. Instead he felt the weightlessness of being portaled. It had been years since he had been able to access his powers, and yet the sudden lack of steady ground beneath his feet and the rush of moving at speeds that he couldn't wrap his head around was so, so familiar. Like it had just been yesterday that he had fully unlocked his ninpo and had rushed to catch Raph.

But it was different than his portals had ever been. They were fast- like a blue cold light washing over him for only a moment before he was thrown into whatever location he thought of. This was much, much slower. He glanced down at his hand, flexing his fingers. There was something like an after image, like he was moving in slow motion. So it wasn't a portal. He had to be dead, right?

Right?

[mybrainproblems]

so here are some further thoughts on finale debunking that i want to separate out from the 1400+ word post i made...

it took me six hours to write up that finale debunking post and a good chunk of that was just finding the sources for things and making sure i had everything in order best as i could. finding the post debunking the onion field pic was maddening bc i knew with absolute certainty that it was from 15x17 being filmed but could not find the post that actually said that and how it was known.

but why was it so hard to find?

well. if you search for anything like misha/castiel + onion field, you're not gonna find it. bc every result is either saying that the pics are definitely behind the scenes from filming the last two eps OR "omg where are these frommmmmm what does it meannnnnnnnnnn"

so here's a flow chart of how i ended up finding that onion field debunking post (which is in itself a screencap and link to a tweet):

i "knew" that sheepstiel had made a post about it

searching "onion" or "onion field" brought up nothing on sheep's blog

okay maybe it wasn't sheep? time to go look at some other ppl's blogs in their orbit who might have talked about it?

hrm nope. not finding anything on those either... crap.

phoned a friend server! also no dice beyond "pretty sure sheep posted it" and "i know i reblogged it, sorry it's not coming up in search :("

brainwave: i remembered the post was an ask!!

go back to sheep's blog and go into the archive

filter by post type > ask

thankfully it was within the first 20 posts after filtering and it was actually cockelores who reblogged it with the debunking source!

start to finish, the search process took about 20min and is only one of the sources i was trying to find and no synthesis thoughts.

the other source that took a while to find was the tiktok from neoni where they say they were contacted 7 days before the finale about using their cover... tho mostly this just highlighted how shitpiss awful google has become. if you put in neoni + carry on + tiktok in google, it's madness. welcome to research thunderdome. if you put the same search terms in duckduckgo, it's one of the top hits.

other thing that tripped me up was i'd be so sure i remembered a thing correctly, write a couple sentences to placehold my thought and then go for the source only to find that i was forgetting some small detail that meant i now had to re-evaluate what i'd already written (e.g. i got tripped up misremembering the hinky finale script as being from a supposed dubber and not someone claiming to do captioning and i think i underplayed the hinkyness of said hinky script out of sheer info exhaustion)

in the words of hbomb: research is life-ruining.

[borom1r]

THANK @theshakespearetrash FOR MORR QUESTIONS IMMMMMNNN VERY HIGH ive never RPed as John Marlott but ive written 2 fics for him tht counts right? right

(ask meme)

1. Is your muse afraid of death?

he wants to die so bad. + then he does and his family is gone AND his rest is stolen from him 💔 so no. but it’s very sad

2. What is your muse’s kill count? 

huh. that’s a good question actually. I think.. huh. not many? Hervey’s henchdude in s1 and i think someone else?? im very high rn he killed the one dude in s2 to escape the asylum n there’s a lotta death that follows him but like 2? 3? ppl HE kills on screen.

ofc that’s not touchin on the war/anything pre-canon in his work. + he blames himself for the death of his wife and child so those Could be counted

3. What is your muse’s biggest fear? 

everyone he loves dying. + hey guess what happens in canon!!

4. How easy is it to anger your muse?

not very. he knows the dance of Polite Society Manners and can keep his composure. he might be stern but it’s rare that he Actually gets angry. until his sanity starts slipping but u know that’s beyond his fuckin control

5. What is your muse’s biggest regret? 

everything tht happened w his wife n child

6. Does your muse believe in an afterlife? 

LOL yea but he doesn’t get to go thereeeeee

7. How many scars does your muse have?

HM. many. lots on his back n obvs the scars from Hervey. bet he has quite a few more tho

8. Does your muse tend to bottle things up?

yes but not.. mm, not consciously i think. he’s just so used to isolation that i don’t think he even Fathoms opening up to someone as a possibility

9. What is one thing that would break your muse?

HRM. well. Flora’s death does, one could argue. at least it starts the steep downward spiral into his rebirth and further decline following his institutionalization

10. Does your muse have nightmares? What about?

obviously yea + im fucking insane abt him. barking like a dog @ Sean Bean fucking gutting himself with fabric shears

11. Would your muse kill for someone they care about? 

oh yea ofc he would. of course he would.

12. What was the worst injury your muse has received?

does it count as an injury if it happened postmortem? i think the psychological trauma caused by it means it counts. the surgical wounds from Hervey

13. How much pain can your muse withstand? For how long? 

s1? a fair amount of pain for quite a long time. s2? the man’s a corpse. he got coffin shrapnel in his side and fuckin walked home. he’s fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine he’s fine don’t ask

14. What was the most traumatic moment in your muse’s life?

Hervey’s bullshit forever. hate that man hitting him w bricks unironically

15. How often does your muse cry? Do they view it as weakness?

RARELY + feel like he’s probably neutral abt it conceptually he’s just so used to being completely alone. i think emotions are kind of just a numb ache for him for a while. + then of course he bonds w Flora and Nightingale and then Everything Goes To Hell And Crashes And Burns

16. If your muse could talk to one person they’ve lost, who would it be? 

HM. his wife i think. bc he at least got the closure of seein Flora + Nightingale reunited. but he never got to see his wife even Before his rebirth

17. Does your muse consider themselves a good person? Why or why not? 

HRM. s1? no i think he’s neutral to himself at BEST. s2……….. nooooooooo but also yes kind of i think Esther really helps him see the good in himself. so by the end of s2 Yes but only then

18. Does your muse think they’re capable of changing? Do they even want to?

OH. very good question. does he? i think he feels like he Has to believe in change bc Esther and Flora and Nightingale did ultimately play a role in changing him for the better. and Hervey changed him for the worse. but also these r all external forces effecting him not like. himself. can he? I don’t think so. I think if he thought abt it he’d think that he himself is stagnant. it’s like pond ripples. if you lob a rock into water there’s already rocks in the bottom of that bitch so the only real change is surface distortion and a little more weight. and ultimately the ripples stop and the water settles. maybe it’s cloudier bc sediment got stirred up. maybe it’s clear, who knows. Still just a fuckin lake. does that make sense? idk man I cried in a theater today + toook too many edibles he’s himself. that’s an answer

[aeryssickfics]

ill with an audience is finally forming more clearly and seems to want to be a poisoning (targetting Diluc) that catches traveler in the crossfire by association (it's the grape juice, Kaeya always knew it was trouble [/joking])

im not sure I'm going with it yet but like it's there.

fic may end up swapping between Kaeya taking care of Diluc (and early ona ssuring him that "Lumine and Jean have it under control") only to flip to Lumine's side and realize that she's sickening and THAT is when Jean Realizes:tm:

it doesn't take her long to realize where it must have come from given who, exactly, has gotten ill so far.

... idk who will be caretaking on lumine's side tho hrm. it's a lot of plot I can't help it

(in another corner I'm vaguely trying to figure out a sick fic for abyss prince aether because. I can. catch me letting his sister take care of him before he disappears into the night leaving them both heavily conflicted. and xiao just In Worse Shape in that interlude quest in the chasm. ... I should add these to the prompt list ahaha. along with the asks I have! I have a few)

[grapecaseschoices]

H, M, W for kaeliana pls🤲💖 (if u feel up to it u can do other/more tavs!!) -ambrosykim

Super belated!

H. HEART.   is your muse quick or slow to give their heart away?

Hrm, given that they didn't fall for Gortash's voice [girl, how? I mean I'm not a DurgeTash believer but like dang]. And how her friendships are slow going, I think she's slow. Wyll was an exception. I don't think she really worried about love; I could see her being a bit of a honey pot, so like she had others fal for her, but no focus in falling INTO love. [I like the headcanon that Durge was aware of Wyll before everything happened. So she wasn't in love with him then, either. But -- something. And I guess without Bhaal in her head, there was room for it to wreck her? IDK. I need to ponder more.]

M. MOONLIGHT.   what is your muse’s ideal date? where / who with / etc?

I don't think she has an ideal date. Her ideal date is Wyll's ideal date honey pot. Anything that gets his shirt off faster, right? But she likes seeing him happy and giddy [that's her baby gorl], so she'd do it very romantical. However, she is partial to dancing with him. More so at night. Something near water, with maybe flowers. I think the freedom of it would appeal to her. I could see her setting up something extravagant for Wyll and him being like, well I got a surprise for you too! Taking her out of town~

W.  WEDDING.   would your muse get married? why / why not?

Because marriage is a sign of ownership and power. It is a message. People need to see it written and see it done lavishly that Wyll is hers, but more than that [she love you tho boo!] that she is the wife of a Very Important Man. It's a promise to people who want to mess her, that there will be consequences. And a sign of hope.

[haveihitanerve]

so um

sometimes when i watch tff vids i write commentary in my notes. and i stumbled across this little gem a second ago and thought i might share my crazed thoughts

Bro i just love seeing curt dancing and singing the songs in the background because he fucking wrote them and has heard roland sing them so many times now its their songs and i just love it and then when he steps up and they sing together…. Omg. their voices are so perfect for each other. Platonic soulmates. Meant to be. Their voices. Mwah. *chefs kiss*

AWWWWWW and that moment they played to each other OMG SO CUTE

AHHHH in everybody wants to ulr the world curt starts walking towards roland, ro,land looks at him, they grin, and curt slowly starts walking backwards away from him again. AHHH its too cute

Aw. but only curt did the slight fist pump. Roland moved his arm but only to play the guitar

OMG OMG THEY SANG SECRET WORLD??????? I DON'T REMEMEBER THAT BUT FUCK YEAH

Its 100% a him and curt song, look at how he looked at curt at that one part!!!!!!

LOOK AT HOW THEYRE GRINNING WHILE SINGING THIS SONG. BOTH OF THEM HAVE EAR TO EAR GRINS!!!!!!!!!

Ooh and roland tried to walk to curt but he wasn't paying attention. Oof

DAMN he can still hit those high notes!!! Whew. 

‘Primarily because its the nearest venue to my house’ gods i love their dry humor. Roland did it too.

Also i love that roland said ‘my house is ten minutes away’ and curt also said ‘close to my house’ are they talking about the same house? Are they neighbors? Is it really curts house and roland just considers it his? Like whats going on? Id like some answers pls

‘for those of you that can do math. Or maths as we call it in england’ like the dryness is unmatched

I really hate to say this, but curt cannot hear himself right now. At the beginning, then he gets it. They really ought to work on that.

Also rolands low bass mixing with his is beautiful. I know i say it a lot but hot damn

AWWW and i love how everyone knew immediately to pull out their cameras at the right song. So they all know the album. I love that for tff.

And yes they do sound amazing random lady who imma call stacy in the crowd

AND FUCK THE BLENDING OF THE VOICES AGAIN

Drop me in the infinite sea. -curt is a water sign….. Just saying -

Oop i remember this part of the concert- ‘our songs are more famous than we are’ ‘visa with special talent. I cant tell you what that talent is’ ‘and he says, ‘who?’’ also whoever that dude in the crowd is who yelled ‘he sucked’ aimed at the tsa agent, i agree ‘Young kids with funny haircuts’ 

OMG OMG OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH MYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY HAVE THE ORGINAL VID OF ROLAND DANCING PLAYING IN THE VDIEO BEHIND THEM IN MAD WORLD 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

hrm. like i support the girl and all, but i dont think she should get the rights to sing suffer the children.

The new girl for oleta adams can sing tho. The other girl can too. She just shouldn't sing suffer the chilrden. My opnion at least

‘How do you follow that?’ ‘that was track one’ ‘probably best to follow it with trac two’ 

I cant with you roland

OOOOOH i love curts dancing for badmans song. And his mouthing of the words

And the way roland keeps checking on curt. Damn bro. Checking up on bae be like

AWWWW THEYRE DOING IT!!!!! CHECKING UP ON BAE

And fuck you roland. Curts looking at his hands and roland is just watching him, his fingers effortlessly moving across the frets. SMH. i wish i had that talents.

ND ROLANDS FACE AT THE END. LIKE 'hm good job'. And curt just fucking grins at him

OOOOOOOH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE FUCKING DID IT!!!! HE STILL GOT IT!!!!!! 

[gojo-mochi]

hrm…..what would Usopp do? 😭🤚🏼

Omg he would do this

Someone (TOTALLY NOT ME WHO SAID THAT) Was going in an elevator with their airpods on. And this cute guy comes in and said something to them (probably like which floor that they wanted to go to) but since the person had airpods on they couldnt hear and they were too shy to ask out loud for the cute guy to repeat themselves. So like a dumbass and in a moment of insanity they pushed all the buttons instead. and cringed and died inside and ran out when the elevator got to next floor even tho they had class waiting for them on the top floor and was going to be late.....

send me a blorbo and ill tell you something they would do that happened to me irl

[ammoniteflesh]

Thank you to @cumbiazevran for the tag!!! Sorry I took so long to get to it lmao

do you play any instrument: Not really - played trumpet in high school but haven't touched it since.

favourite book characters: Hrm, most of what I read these days is nonfiction or the kind of literary fiction that doesn't make me inclined to latch onto characters. Still, here's a couple I super enjoy:

Elphaba Thropp (Literary loml. Wicked, Gregory Maguire)

Hollyleaf (Although the narrative did her dirty. Warrior Cats, Erin Hunter.)

The Skriker (Technically a play but w/e. The Skriker, Caryl Churchill.)

(There is a running theme here and it's spiky, damaged, morally complicated women, lmao)

what's your star sign: Scorpio!

favourite colour schemes: Anything autumnal - but I'm also a fan of deep blues and greens, jewel tones in general.

naps or long sleep: Long sleep for sure.

what languages do you speak: Natively? English. A little bit? French.

dreams/aspirations: Somebody pls pay me to write full-time 😭

long or short hair: Long, although I am deeply envious of people who make short hair work for them.

tea or coffee: Not a huge fan of either but I like a herbal tea!

bring a book character to life or go into a fictional world: Ooooooooooh that's a tough one. Torn between how cruel it would be to bring Elphaba into late-stage capitalism versus how much I want to a) see her fuck shit up and b) tell her I love her.

tagging: @breadedsinner @rakshadow @shadoedseptmbr @demandthedoodles (literally no pressure tho)