#humons dogs

[thehmn]

Okay so I’d strongly advise against getting a chihuahua as your first dog (unless you adopt an older dog that has already developed its personality) because you have to know what you’re doing, but my god Marie is so funny, like a little cartoon character.

She’s like a cat in that she doesn’t love you unconditionally. She will follow me to the end of the Earth but if I do something to her she doesn’t like, like give her eye drops for her eye infection, she will immediately decide that she’s my housemate’s dog now and sit with her for the rest of the evening and I can absolutely go fuck myself.

I taught her not to bite in anger at an early age but she still pretends to bite if we piss her off. She had to get an injection at the vet the other day and in her blind, wiggly panic where she couldn’t tell the vet’s hands from mine she bit my finger and I felt absolutely nothing. Somehow her training is just as strong as her instinct to bite and it cancels out in biting without chomping down. I don’t even know how that’s possible when she’s panicking.

She got sick and didn’t want to eat no matter how much I tried to coax her or what I offered her. The only thing that could get her to eat was having my other dog sit beside us and give him some of the food. Then she’d start wolfing it down while giving him an evil glare. She literally stayed alive out of spite.

If I’m lying down when she wants attention she’ll casually march up my stomach and chest and sorta fall/lean into my face with her whole body not unlike someone plopping down on a comfy chair after a long day.

And yes, if she thinks something might be dangerous she’ll get in front of me, doing her best to protect me by scaring it away with barks, unless the thing doesn’t back down at which point she’ll get behind me like “Sorry! My scare tactic didn’t work! I think you’re our best bet now!” Usually the scary thing is a cat or possibly a football someone forgot.

When people say chihuahuas are small dogs with big personalities this is the stuff they’re talking about. I’ve never met a dog breed that was so equally clingy and independent, brave and wimpy, loving yet refusing to put up with my bullshit. She’s amazing 10/10👌

[kyonshii]

we dogged on humon/the writer of scandavania and the world a lot but i have to be thankful to her because if it wasn’t for her post on pcos i would have never found out about it and looked into it and then gotten diagnosed with it and gotten treatment

so like thanks for that i guess, lady who hetalia-fied nazi germany

[bluepoodle7]

#ZableFable #Janet #Oc #TraditionalArt #RealmJumper #RoboSloth #Translator #MyArt

This is my oc Zable Fable and she is a realm jumper. Her job is to interview characters from different realms and explore the worlds for vacation spots. She's 25 and speaks in Shiften her native tongue. She needs Janet to translate for her.

She wears a fake toy ring from the dollar store but since she has been realm jumping has secrets inside of it. She makes her own clothes and she tends to wear different outfits depending on what she finds in thrift stores and outlet markets.

 She is wearing her complementary color outfit she made from different clothes scraps. She loves collecting weird shaped mugs and eating strange and unique foods. She does food, snack, drink, and weird mug reviews when she is not realm jumping.

She is a college nerd and is far too busy to make friends until she met Zericon. She is single and 25 years old. This Zable 6"2 and Janet is Super Poo-chi robot dog sized so medium sized.

Every Zable is different in each encounter. There is even a gender swaped Zable. Zable has a steps watch on her right wrist and a monster shaped messenger bag with a mini early 2000's bedroom portal inside with clear plastic chairs and clear items.

Once she reaches 10,000 she can do up to ten attacks but the watch gets to decide what attack she uses. If its a random summoning of up to two characters it eats up 5 attacks. It depends on how big the character is that is summoned. Sometimes her watch might glitch out and not work or shock her. She tries to do at least 20,000 steps for 20 attacks. Her watch is charged by her body by food she eats and the energy she produces. The watch is also waterproofed.  

Zable works for the Zerphra Company which is for shifters that she jumps to different realms to find the best places to hang out or to eat. She writes down the history of each place on her blog and she live streams her adventures. If she sees a realm as safe she will put a teleport sticker somewhere around the realm then takes a picture of it and if it's not safe she will revisit the area to give it another chance.

If the place is too dangerous she has a skip realm on her realm jumper click that can be only used 3 times. A realm jumper clicker is a crystal pen like device each realm jumper has and it personalized.

No one can break it but the realm jumper workers but they have to say " I quit to leave this company."

Her mom is named Monique and is the mayor of realm 12. She has a older brother called Marcus and he is a coding and computer programmer. Realm 12 is where shifters called huemans which are colorful humanoid shifters, humans, and humons which are half shifter and half human.

Everyone in realm 12 has a different art style.

From clip art, 3d, traditional, collage, even realistic to live action. Even Illbleed low poly people.

Zable's lives in Realm 12 is like a sitcom like world since it was cursed by YipYop a Topsy Turvy Chimera shifter. Sometimes a laugh track will play or sound effects will play and she will randomly say a catchphrase against her will.

All Zable's are born on April 1 which in realm 1 it's shapeshifter history month.

Different clothes Zable would wear with the realm jumping bags with the inner realm inside.

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Her many Inner Realm Bags

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Viv Tray is a fluffy chimera and human hybrid and is Zable's video editor. He wants to become a realm jumper himself and make his own videos. He has lava lamp parts on his arms/legs and tail that glows. He was also Zable's college friend.

Her realm's theme before the curse > Ennio Morricone: L'alibi (Belinda May + Fantastic Plastic Machine Rmx) - YouTube After the curse > Tatsuro Songs From L.A. ~ (1991) -DISC2- (AOR, WestCoast, Melodic/Rock) - FullAlbum - YouTube

Art Trade from labirynth iota (Twitter) and LabirynthIota (Deviantart)

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This is my oc Janet she is Zable Fable's translator for her since Zable speaks a different language then the people/beings she meets to be on equal terms when interviewing. Janet is a parody bootleg Robo-chi toy from Zable's ring.

She's Zable's Bootleg Robot Sloth that comes out her ring she always wears. She has a groovebox on her back that she uses for battle and is based off the Robo-chi line of robots but mostly the rare blue and purple Bot-ster Robot toy but the colors are swapped.

Zable seemed to realm across a certain realm that made her bootleg ring contain Janet by accident. Janet is always recording sounds and saving them for mixes for future battle. Her sensor is on her small heart shaped symbol on her chest.

Janet can stop, pause, fast forward, record, and rewind time kind of similar to Blinx but can make up to 4 clones of anything with it for puzzles. Janet can eat anything but fruit is her favorite.

She has two heart heart shaped speakers and can talk in multiple languages but sometimes chooses to make sloth noises. Janet hates being picked up like a gamecube by her handle on the top of her head but "don't be gamecube shaped you dummy".

Zericon finds Janet to be interesting but creepy at the same time. You can feed her the plastic leaf like Bot-ster and the other Robo-chi's toy food items. She can eat real food, charge herself, use solar power for energy. She can also translate other languages for Zable to understand.

I just wondered if Tiger kept making other animal robots and kept going with more unique ideas. 

(Spoiler Alert: All Zable's are part human and shifter but it is dormant until if she is close to death then it will unlock. Her shifter species is called a Funny Fellas which are clown like and super rare. Since the villain that cursed her world basically killed all the Funny Fellas except one. )

What inspired me to make Zable and the realm jumping thing. I really liked this game and the music is pretty good. I just wanted a character to visit this place and know the history of this place.

Video not mine but link is there.

Dog of Bay (JPN) For Playstation 2 - YouTube

All Zable's will sometimes change form to fit the realm they will visit in case human's don't exist there or try to match the art style of a realm.

A shifter's power is endless so a new power or abilities might show up. Especially if a newly formed shifter starts attacking.

It's like a newly hatched snake has very dangerous venom.

Like the slogan in Realm 1 for shifters.

Anything not possible is possible.

Funny Fellas can only be stopped by distractions like juggling objects and other clown like things. Or just food if they haven't eaten.

They smell like circus foods like cotton candy or caramel corn. The bone weakness doesn't work on them.

Funny Fellas tend to break the fourth wall a lot like.

For example messing with a language a person is saying, and pulling objects from other places randomly.

Or just messing with you. They are pretty powerful when focused.

That's why the villain in my lore killed all but one.

A newly formed shifter is required to go to shifter school since late bloomers are a danger to everyone.

Late bloomer shifter's can't control what power they have and it's randomized.

Zable's fav candies are Boston baked beans, different flavored candy corn, weird gummies, and chocolate covered circus peanuts.

But each Zable has different things they like.

Viv Tray's Beta Design. (He was based on a good version of Jeff the Killer but was changed. I drew the beta sketch before I knew what John Doe is. I drew him when I was bored doing homework while The Hub Network was still on. It was when the batman Tygrus episode was playing in the background.)

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Beta Zable

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Zable's beta job was owning a store with her mom that rhymes with Zable like table, fables, and labels.

Zable's beta design was originally going to be a undertale character that was a shapeshifter but pretended to be human so the human's wouldn't notice her but later was caught then thrown underground.

The running joke was Papyrus would bring her to Asgore to be the last soul but have Papyrus get told it wasn't going to work.

She would only appear on April 1 next to the Gyftrot.

Her battle animations would be shapeshifting her body like her arms and legs into weapons then swings them around at the player. Picking up the UI box and shaking it around while eyeing it and the stop/go blue/orange spikes glow swapping.

They would talk about not belonging.

To spare her you need to calm her down and chat with them. At the end you exchange phone numbers and you meet her in a special place where you just dance with her.

The special place is the abandoned meat factory but they don't know that.

Music's and game not mine but link is there.

Undertale - Meat Factory Arrangement - YouTube

Undertale OST: Meat Factory - YouTube

Exploring the Meat Factory - SiIvaGunner: King for Another Day - YouTube

All of this beta stuff was in my head for the longest time.

Before I saw Doe and Nimona but both media brought it back since it was locked up for so long.

If beta Zable had a theme.

Music and video not mine.

Ghost Fight (Extended Version) - Undertale - YouTube

She/Thon Zable would take off their eye glasses to reveal nothing underneath and throw it at the player but then do the velma where my glasses at pose.

The glasses are the eyes.

It's a rare attack.

Yeah I like to draw monsters since my art style isn't the best so I have a ton of shifter oc's.

But most of my roleplays I do which are a few like the base character more then for the character to change form.

When you defeat beta Zable.

She would smirk and say "I guess you were more of a monster than me and I was the human all along." "Crazy right?"

Then turns to dust and you win only one gold but it's fools gold.

You can't sell or throw away the fool's gold and is stuck with you in your inventory till the end.

Sometimes beta Zable would mirror match fight the player but only in the killing all monster route.

Beta Zable got caught shifting her arm to make a tool she needed and someone caught her changing her hand then told someone.

The humans sent her underground since they were scared.

If Zable's fool's gold body reaches the Amalgam area then it will try to fuse with each Amalgamate for one unique battle animation for each one then fade away.

This is the only way to get rid of the fool's gold.

I imagine some of the cutscenes in the fool's gold battles will be a random gold hand assisting in the Ui battle.

Like for example the gold hand shooing away the moths or butterflies then string puppeting the Everyman to attack the heart player.

Like this.

Video not mine but link is there.

Undertale - Reaper Bird's Everyman Screaming - YouTube

Newly shifted Zable Fable (Funny Fella)

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The last song a realtor hears before Zable Fable changes from her human form to her dormant funny fella beta shifter form.

(A meme explaining the shifter mist change from being spooked.)

Empty House - Undertale - YouTube

In her newly shifted form her attacks are randomized and she can't control what happens but distracting her is her weakness.

Bones are not her weakness like the others.

She tastes like expired clown meat bologna mixed with their least favorite food to beings that try to eat her.

She has a forehead mouth like her dad and one of these as counter symbol on her back that randomizes a number.

The number is where the random attack comes from.

If you distract her she will forget why she was fighting and leave.

Her stepwatch was absorbed in her body is another part of the random attacks.

Not much is know about Funny Fellas since the villain of my story wiped all of them out but Zable since she didn't know she was a funny fella.

Images not mine but links are there.

Meat clown. : r/ofcoursethatsathing (reddit.com)

Clapper Board Vector For Movie Or Film Vector for Free Download | FreeImages

Inspiration is this and those old bloopers from Disney cartoon movies that are bloopers.

Video and game not mine but link is there.

Mario Power Tennis Bloopers (Full Reel) 2015 Update - YouTube

Zable Fable can't control where she realm jumps.

So she can appear anywhere since her realm jumper clicker is randomized to where she goes as a starting point.

Like for example just appear in the a house or in the vents of a apartment.

When Zable Fable changes back to her human form she will forget what happened and you need to record it to jog her memory.

If you don't she will keep reunlocking her shifter side with a different shifter mist song.

The last words a tricked realtor will hear from her is "This house has people in it."

Then will use a random attack like for example freezing the "windows" of the house then tossing the lure body out like someone crashing through a real window.

Janet will try to warn you by trying to warn Zable that it is dangerous. But Janet is trying to warn the monster or being trying to warning about Zable being dangerous.

Janet knows of this but is too scared to record Zable in this form and needs to hide in secrets spot so Zable won't find her.

But Janet kind of wants to know what song plays out of her next.

So don't spook the beta shifter close to death.

How this happens is if Zable were to "die" she would lay limp on the ground and not move but if you get close you hear a song within her body then mist protrudes out her body.

Music and video not mine but link is there.

F-F-Fire! (Alpha Mix) - MOTHER 3 - YouTube

If you kiss her like for example in ending 2 of John Doe you will get some of that shifter mist in your mouth but it tries to harmonize with Zable's shifter mist.

Then she will slowly get up.

(John Doe/ Realtors are from Mortisfox.)

Video and music not mine.

F-F-Fire! (PAL Version) - MOTHER 3 - YouTube

How to successful kill a Funny Fella is pretty hard since each one has a different weakness.

Since Zable is the last one it's a mystery.

Distraction and proof that she shifted is key to defeating her but she might not own up to it being true.

She does still do her glasses boomerang trick as a random move similar to zora link's fins cutting down tentacles like for example a lure cord.

Reminding her being like.

Video and cartoon not mine but link is there.

"It's Not My Wallet" 🤤 SpongeBob + Patrick Meet Man Ray | Full Scene - YouTube

More shifter songs that Zable could play.

Music and videos not mine but links are there.

Astral Observatory (Beta Mix) - The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask - YouTube

Start Screen - Hasbro Family Game Night - YouTube

In her randomized attacks that are constant is -1 is self destruct where it doesn't hurt her but does hurt the enemy and 0 is to teleport out of there or flee the scene then revert to her normal form.

She won't remember nothing but the enemy will.

(When Zable Fable newly shifts form it's kind of like sleep walking but sleep fighting.

Remember human Zable is dormant now since she "died" and her shifter side is protecting the vessel until the enemy flees or dies.)

Basically when Zable Fable newly shifts forms and the attacks are randomized be like.

Mixed with Special Move: Judge from Mr. Game and Watch.

Image and videos not mine but links are there.

Evolution of Bowser's Big Blast in Mario Party (1999-2021) - YouTube

Smash Bros. DOJO!!

Some random attack numbers.

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1 is where both parties get shocked like her stepwatch's random chance shocking her and higher the number the more elaborate the attack will be.

(If the randomized lands on 7 she will pull off the number 7 and use it as a scythe to attack. If it lands on 8 she will figure 8 dance fight you or remove it to make a infinity symbol. You need to run away until it wares off. )

(She is unstable after all and is a fail safe of her species. But if you are truly bonded to her then their is a chance you can snap her out.)

(You can try to reason with shifted Zable but it won't work since her human half is in a dream like state. You can trap her first.)

She can also shift her arms/legs into weapons.

She tries to make herself be too weird to be eaten by monsters/beings on her realm jumper travels.

Mostly making jokes about how awful she tastes like saying she tastes funny or that she's realm jumped to better places to eat and she saved them on her phone so we can try it.

Unstable Zable Fable.

If it randomly lands on 66 then she summons either 2 cars or a huge truck and they target the enemy so you can try to dodge it but it's hard. You will also get tired from dodging.

No attack happens when it lands to 69 or 420 she would either shrug and have a small chuckle.

(If it lands on 22 that's the weakness stare.

It's where Fable is not attacking but is scanning the enemy with their eyes to find out the enemies weakness then attack at a later date or sooner if attacked first.)

(Zable is the human half and Fable is the shifter half. But they swap who is dormant.)

(Excitement and fear bring up Fable and Zable can return with both being trapped, calmed down, and video proof.)

(How the random attacks works it's like Zable dreaming up the attacks while Fable does the attacks in real time to a enemy.)

(666 is roleplay where Fable Zable and the enemy bodyswap but the new host can't take this new body due to it being unstable.

It's a perfect time for Zable to record the footage and show it to the newly swapped host to reverse it.)

(You can try to interview Fable but they would be confused and would rather fight. Mostly talk about the 4th wall or clown things and how the human side is weak while also holding them back.)

(Yeah the villain of my story has a randomized weakness so Zable Fable has to guess the weakness. That's the reason why the attacks are randomized.)

(Once she gets proof she can slowly control her new form if she shifts again but her powers will be halved to give a enemy mercy. She will even let them go and try not to fight a enemy unless they did something horrible then that can change.)

200 is Voidcuum where Fable summons a giant vacuum cleaner and when anything is sucked in it goes into a void is trapped there.

Also can be used to clean up really messy places easily even when trash reappears.

It's also used to clean up after the boss fight with the main villain of my story and fixes the broken buildings/things from the battle when the vacuum is reversed.

There is a water version of the Voidcuum.

13 is interview its where Fable takes some of the interviews Zable has done then changes into that person or being and has all their attacks. The weakness is the same for them.

Example. I interviewed a werewolf the other day. Then she slowly turns into a werewolf and attacks you.

300! (Boo!)

Spoo key

Fable does a hiding something behind your ear trick to the enemy and makes a spooky key appear.

Then uses it to unlock the person's lifeforce or soul out their body then swap it out with a random one like a pest or a tree.

You need to beg Fable to put everything back to normal before your physical or non physical body is destroyed.

This effects ghosts, beings without souls, beings without ears.

It's up to Fable to feel like giving you back to normal and you may need to state your case on why in a courtroom where they are the judge.

Fable can understand animals and plants but is rusty on inanimate object language.

There is a high chance you might be a object like a toy robot or a plush with a string cord you have to pull.

She can store items in her monster bag and most of the items Zable has are from her realm jumping excursions.

Also while just exploring before a interview Janet hangs out in the inner bag realm early 2000's room with clear plastic furniture.

If she was in smash she and the other versions of Zable can hold up to only three items.

One big item, one medium item, one small item but not the fake and real smash balls.

It messes with her inner bag realm.

The final smash only works when Zable gets hit first to unlock Fable. On April 1 all the songs are slowed down with a reverb effect.

A example.

Music and video not mine but link is there.

Super Smash Bros. Melee - All-Star rest area {Slowed + Rain ambience} - YouTube

This was another inspiration for both Zable Fable's realm jumping, steps mechanic, and exploring different places.

The adventure mode from Melee, the F-Zero with the Underground Maze stages, and Roy.

Images, game, and video not mine but link is there.

Super Smash Bros Melee: Adventure Mode with Roy (Very Hard) - YouTube

If Zable Fable was idle she would walk in place to gain more steps and her recovery would be Janet using her jet pack on her back to fly Zable up to safety.

But you need to remove big items to get more air for the recovery. Small and medium items won't affect this.

Her/their grabs will be hitting the character then pushing them if it's a right or left grab then throwing them in a random direction.

But all Zable's hands are cold to the touch due to them exercising so you would get grab damage at first.

I always wanted a character in smash to calculate how many steps they would take in real time.

That would be what Zable's stepwatch would do in the corner and reaches 10,000 steps then gets 10 randomized moves.

All Zable's victory poses probably showing how many steps they all take on the stepwatch to the camera which actually saves at the end of the battle then walking away.

All Zable's peeking out their realm jumper bag the zip it up to put a do not disturb sign on it.

Have all Zable's holding Janet then speak something in Shiften like they are interviewing the camera.

All Zable's sleep animations would be them in their realm jumping bags resting up.

If Zable had a smash entrance it would be Zable Fable dropping in a random area on the stage or on top of the character at the start of the battle damaging both characters in the beginning of the fight but it's rare chance the equal damage at the beginning happens.

I can see Zable throwing their tiny microphone long distances like in break the targets but has a breaking chance with a cool down.

Maybe having a animation when throwing a tiny microphone with it being gone then accidentally throwing out Janet instead while freaking out.

Have the over ledge animation of Zable being curious at what is at the bottom with upside down blue heart necklace glowing bright slowly pushing the model back.

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Ban Hammer

The words Ban Hammer form into a useable hammer and it acts similar to the smash bros hammers.

Video not mine but link is there.

The Hammer Parry - YouTube

58 Pro Skater Turns the five part into a skateboard and the eight is the wheels.

Can skate like a pro skateboarder and it's a good weapon for fleeing while also doing tricks with the character's eyes closed. 

This would play.

Video not mine but link is there.

Sk8er Boi - Elite Beat Agents (NDS) - YouTube

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Adventure Mode/Mouse Trap

Fable teleports the enemy to a random world to go through a gauntlet challenge that challenges the body & mind.

It's similar to Melee's adventure mode in feel and if you complete it you return back but Zable Fable might have left the area.

If you die in the gauntlet you get added to the adventure mode as a enemy or just part of the background and you either get a clone to replace you or the world just erases you like you never existed.

Fable ignores the enemy and starts making a elaborate trap to trap the enemy with.

Fable will do math to get the trap to work right but might be off by a little bit to give you a false sense of security to let your guard down this never misses.

You can't damage Fable you just have to watch and if you help Fable during this they will push you away unless you fixed the trap right.

It's best to just run away from this move but the trap might still get you from far away.

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Clone Madness

Fable makes multiples of 2 clones of Zable but it's all the different versions of the character from other realms then will take turns either grabbing you, punch you, then toss the enemy around like a ball.

Each one has different moves so each one attack is a mystery to the enemy.

Might be the weakness of the enemy.

It's kind of like the move beat up in Pokémon and this mod. Videos not mine but link is there.

18:28-20:15

[TAS] Super Smash Bros. Melee Four-Player Adventure Mode Mod - YouTube

Move Guru - Beat Up - YouTube

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Copycat

Fable will stare at the enemy and copy them authentically which includes the weakness.

This form will disappear when the enemy says they will leave the vessel alone, die, or say sorry.

Begging for mercy may help or distracting Fable with a trick to make them laugh will help save you.

The more weird you act the safer you will become and having a gimmick or something special may help also.

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Love

Fable will teleport themselves and the enemy to a tennis court and just play a game of tennis.

Win or lose your just their to have fun and forget why both parties were in conflict but if Fable gets bored then they just leave and it's up to the enemy to find a away home. Fable will turn Zable's hand and arm into a tennis racket since Fable hates holding items to either attack or just play games. It's a shapeshifter thing. The vessel's eyes are closed when playing and relies on instinct or the feeling of the enemy's moves trying to guess and like being a few steps ahead. If the enemy wants to summon a friend just shout a name, sign language, or just write it down and the person will appear. Fable will make a clone of the true funny fella version of the character that is hiding in vessel Zable's human body. Fable is stuck as a sealed entity within Zable to stay safe from the villain and remain hidden since they are the last of their species.

If Zable has a strong bond with a lover or a friend but they accidently spook or excite Zable enough to knock the character out to wake up Fable.

Fable will cross vessel Zable's arms and sense the area for threats with their eyes closed then ask what happened to the vessel.

Also if they need something but Fable hates being swapped out randomly but you can talk to them while Zable is sleeping.

The more you talk to both parties equally to gain both their trust.

Once Zable and Fable are in sync they will be free to both be awake and separate.

If Zable has a strong bond with a lover or a friend but they accidently spook or excite Zable enough to knock the character out to wake up Fable.

Fable will cross vessel Zable's arms and sense the area for threats with their eyes closed then ask what happened to the vessel.

Also if they need something but Fable hates being swapped out randomly but you can talk to them while Zable is sleeping.

The more you talk to both parties equally to gain both their trust.

Once Zable and Fable are in sync they will be free to both be awake and separate.

When Fable first gets in control Zable's face it will be stuck and move like a low poly human similar to Illbleed but that's Fable trying to adjust to being waken up after a deep sleep.

Being in a flesh mecha is hard.

This character needs to rub their vessel's face to make it work normal or this character will talk without emotion or mouth movement so they move the vessel's body to convey emotion.

When in sync Fable will see the true version a character by using Zable's glasses to find things hidden like items or people.

This is good since in Zable's story the villain has a little underlings that are trying to find Fable and are hidden.

Zable Fable tends to dodge okay but tends to trip up if each version is dodging attacks for too long.

If in real danger this character will jump high in the air.

A reference to the jumping moments in Illbleed.

A few examples of Fable taking control of Zable's body to jump high. Images not mine but links are there.

34:40-34:46

Illbleed Stage 5 - Killerman - YouTube

11:26-11:30

Snek plays Illbleed (No Commentary) (Sega Dreamcast 2001) Part 6 (Toy Hunter, Inda Goes to Hell) - YouTube

The Past Prank War

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Fable in the deep past like the beginning when their were more Funny Fellas and Topsy Turvy chimera's had a few of them around.

Most of the Funny Fella played tricks on all shifter types since they were clown themed shifters.

This made YipYop angry and decided to prank back.

The pranks slowly became more dangerous and this is before all shifters could adapt to being badly hurt or bones being all shifters weakness.

YipYop decided to makes a lava wave to wipe all them out but only Fable survived barely but was dying until Fable met Zericon.

Zericon was friends with this genderless shifter and Fable says to keep it's lifeforce in a necklace that was later given to Zable as a present on her 18th birthday this later made this character randomized and separate into different versions when realm jumping.

Each Zable is different and unique.

They are only linked by blood and realities not in one body.

Fable is referenced by the upside down heart symbol each Zable in their design.

Sometimes the stories are different like it's Zable's mom Monique (Meriza) that is the shifter and Zericon is the human mayor named Juleius Jackson.

Fable was the first shifter to adapt then later gave it to Zericon and then later taught the other shifters in a school to adapt but later found out bones were a shifters weakness after trial and error.

To test what the species can and can't adapt too which makes sense.

Since most shifter are boneless but are more slime or cartilage like so they can easily change form without bone breaking.

Topsy Turvy chimera, Fable, and defective ones have few bones.

After the prank war on April 1st YipYop was defeated by being tricked by Zericon to be amber sealed in a volcano lava rock that was later found by humans to be put in a museum in Realm 12 where Zable Jackson worked.

Zericon teleported there to steal YipYop back to be safely put back in a location where they can't wake up and get revenge.

So Zericon changed into a human to try to bypass security but when trying to shift his hand like a key got caught.

Then was shot with bone bullets and tried his best to scratch and push out the bone fragment before he turns to dust because if a shifter is a 1000 years old or older they will turn into dust if all bone fragments are not removed quickly.

He panicked and changed into his back sword symbol to shake the rest out but was later knocked out by a dart from the security and is now displayed in the museum in a cold room to prevent him from shifting or teleporting.

Later Zable Jackson was on the night shift to check all the museum exhibits to see if no one was there after hours but sometimes reads up on the info of the museum exhibits.

Then later found a weird sword and the weird lava rock next to each other with a made up info from the staff.

Then noticed the sword was like the story her mom read to her in shiften and wanted to touch it with her gloved hands.

The warmth of Zable's hands helped wake up Zericon then his sword form floated in air then telepathy asked her for something to eat.

Zable Jackson was making a decent living but not enough to go traveling.

She digged in her pocket and gave the sword shifter a spicy chocolate limited edition bar and that was enough for Zericon to be in his true form.

Zericon was pretty tall for a shifter and it was due to shifters using being tall for intimidation but Zable was pretty tall while her mom was short and her brother was in the middle in size.

Zericon noticed the necklace Zable was wearing and wants to take it but decided not to due to not wanting to anger his mate which was the mayor.

Zable Jackson was 24 years old at the time and Zericon is older than 1000 years old but decided to make his age stuck at a 1000 years to prevent the bone weakness dust from quickly killing him.

Zericon doesn't have a determined height but 6'7 is his favorite height in human form.

Zericon asked if Zable wanted a better career that paid more and you can travel while also meeting people.

Zable wasn't sure who this person is and why he was so nice to her since she wasn't good at making friends let alone keep them but she did have one college friend.

She decided to take this person's offer but they need to get to know each other's names and what they like.

Also wondering who and where her dad is. Zericon wanted to tell Zable that he was her dad but was interrupted by the lava rock sealing YipYop breaking like a egg and finally being free to have revenge.

YipYop created a portal in the sky and flew in to make the world revert realm 12 to 1990s sitcom world with a intro, forced catchphrase, and everything.

YipYop was being watched by people in the museum and now the Realm 12 is now in a sitcom being watched by them and others.

This curse also made Zericon just be Zable's friend and not her dad since it is a spoiler that will unlock the sync with Fable.

Fable knows about Zable but is just a body to them but later after Zable does her interview and seeing the many versions of the character then they slowly started caring about Zable.

Not only as a vessel to the physical world but needed to protect all versions of the character from YipYop or enemies that try to harm them all and will separate to give up itself if needed to protect Zable.

Zable arrived in the Zerphra Company with Zericon.

She recently turned 25 and now is stuck at that age because of the curse but the longer she is away from her realm the more normal while comfortable this character will be.

Zable was told by the boss chimera to not use her real last name so Zericon suggested Fable.

It was pretty hard for her to translate other beings languages so sometimes Zericon tags along to interviews to translate.

Zericon tends to be in a form similar to the locals in the realm they visit.

But one day Zable realm jumped to a world where both her stepwatch and bootleg toy jewelry ring acted weird.

Her toy ring was glowing when she returned home and out popped this robo toy sloth.

This toy sloth wanted to be called Janet and just started eating the fruit in her kitchen.

Zable was interested on where Janet came from so she checked off a list of realms she visited and still couldn't find where Janet came from.

Seems like a outside force brought them together.

Zericon when first seeing Janet found her strange but not a threat.

Zericon uses Janet as a way to be free to do important things like checking up on the mayor to chat with her and get a plan together.

Years past since Realm 12 and everyone figured out when 2012 hits and it's new years YipYop reappears from the portal to search for Fable maybe unleashes their underlings to find that shifter.

Once midnight strikes then Realm 12 reverts back to the 1990s again. The technology also reverts.

The longer Zable is in the Realm 12 the more sitcom corny this character will become and everyone around them.

There is a laugh track from nowhere but outside the realm some of this curse does drip out without control randomly.

Zable when realm jumping is trying to look for someone who can take down YipYop and this curse to finally move past all of this.

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Dating Zable's

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If any version of Zable gets hit on by someone they will be oblivious at first and respond by just telling the character they like them instead of trying to skirt around it.

Some might not like big announcements like a flash mob or a huge party.

Every Zable is different some may have relationship experience and some won't.

But the Au for Regular Zable knows how dating works while the Zable Au with Doe was too busy or never dated at all.

Never even went to prom because this Zable found it not important to go.

If Zable would date Heim Baile from House Hunted 2 they would probably go out on a burger date and eat inside of his house body.

Zable would ask to do a fancy limited edition food review with Heim if he is okay with it.

Zable would ask Heim in a interview on Realtor lore.

Zable asking questions like. "Why do some of you REALTORs hunt humans?" "While some are like oh boy real food and still survive."

"If Realtors can't get jobs but have hobbies then how are you getting burgers?"

"If Realtors can't control what your lure bodies look like."

"Then do some Realtors try to outward change their appearance like wearing normal clothes instead of the ones they sprouted with over their "clothes" ?"

"Also do some Realtors feel like they are not in the right lure body?"

"Like a pollinator house wanting to be a seed bearer."

"Are their any Realtors that are both?"

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Basically that quote from the beginning of the game explains Zable Fable.

The last funny fella fused with her by her dad and her stepwatch she can't take off are making her unstable.

0:59-1:17

Music and video not mine but link is there.

CHILLBLEED - Illbleed title theme remix - lofi beats to lower your pulse - YouTube

Party Stronger - Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Game - YouTube

#JohnDoeGame #YousonaQuestion #ZableFable

My art isn't that great but I can answer these questions.

Maybe make a AU where Zable is a yousona that can either follow the game rules or just winging it and do their own thing.

(Zable Fable is not really a Yousona but just my oc that just hops realms for interviews or deliveries if this character arrives in the same place.)

Zable Fable

2. 25

3. (For the Doe Au) Metallic colors like copper, gold, and silver.

4. My oc would call Doe unique and would be curious on what is this person is.

5. Randomly realm jumped their for their job so the realm jumper crystal clicker brought this character here.

6. Has a older brother, a mayor mom, has a dad but Zable doesn't know him yet due to the villain of my story's curse.

7. Spam Musubi and pasta salad with olives.

8. Depends on what the surprise is.

Zable might fight back if the surprise harms the user.

9. *John Doe animal crossing gifted Zable Fable a censored meat gift and Zable gifted him a tooth mug with beef jerky in it*

10. Maybe the arcade, the movies, bowling, maybe revisiting cool locations Zable has collected on her camera phone that are safe to return too.

11. Zable would accept but they need to meet Zable's mom first and Zericon (Zable's Dad) would be protective.

12. Love what? Me?

13. I like the beta design John Doe with the pointy nose but all forms are cool.

14. Zable Fable would like cuddles or holding hands maybe kissing.

15. Surprise me with the T-shirt design but I hope it is funny.

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Zable Fable's Table Talk

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Zable Fable would rarely stop time like how characters in sitcoms stop time to explain stuff the audience.

It's direct address or fourth wall breaking.

For example.

Zable sees a villain monologuing and thumb pointing at them while freezing time.

"You see this fool blabbing."

The fourth wall breaking theme sounds like a Balan Wonderworld bootleg sounding of the Got To Be Real instrumental but it's just the background but it's has this fool be real crazy mixed in it.

Cheryl Lynn - Got To Be Real (Instrumental Edit) - YouTube

Balan Wonderworld Soundtrack - The Firefighter with Heroic Aspirations (Main Theme) - YouTube

Videos not mine but links are there.

This zone is called Zable Fable's Table Talk and this character answers questions while the villain or person is paused.

This only happens once so Zable saves it for the right time.

Times Zable would use this. Maison Talo monologuing about how Realtors work inside his house is before "death".

Ending 4 to John Doe where he says you can never leave his house with his hands up.

What it sounds like when Fable is making the trap.

Madness Combat 3 Soundtrack: Cheshyre - Calliope - YouTube

Video not mine but link is there.

This song reminds me of the old CN powerhouse era ads. Video not mine but link is there.

Cartoon Network Powerhouse (Both short and long versions) - YouTube

[obsidianfr3sk]

Humon + all the questions 👀👀👀👀👀👀

*Cracks her knuckles* My time has come

100 Otp Questions (✨Humon edition✨)

1. Who loves flower crowns more? Simon. I think that during most of his childhood and teen years he tried to repress a lot of his more "feminine" interests so when he became an adult and a little more confident, he started to kinda obsess over them 2. Who is the one who likes to cuddle? Hugh 3. Who has awful taste in music? Hugh (? HE JUST SEEMS LIKE HE HAS SHITTY MUSICAL TASTE, OK????? 4. Who is the meme lover? Simon, and Hugh always goes like "I don't get it" 5. How did their second date go? Better than the first one:) 6. How many children do they want/have? They always wanted to have a lot of kids 7. Who hides the weapons? Simon 8. Who is the better dancer? Hugh. Simon's super clumsy, but it’s kinda adorable:) 9. Do/Did they have a theme wedding? No, they went to the courthouse after a few weeks after they defeated Ace Anarchy and had a small ceremony with friends (they were still mourning Georgia u.u) 10. What do their parents think of them dating? Well, according to my headcanons (? Hugh didn't actually meet his parents (because Mr. Everhart didn't want t prodigy son) but Simon lived with this dad! Mr. Westwood didn’t like Hugh that much because he thought he may be a bad influence:) But after they started dating he started to notice Simon was so happy with him, and at the end of the day, it was all that mattered. But yeah he still didn't like Hugh that much lol his son was too good for him (? 11. Are they a super sappy couple? When they're drunk, yes (? 12. How did they get together? Simon was the introvert Hugh, an extrovert, adopted 13. Who asked the other to get married? They asked each other at the same time:) 14. Who stays up too late and makes stupid jokes? Simon. 15. Who is the nerd? B O T H 16. Who knows the most obscure facts? Hugh: *drinks water* Simon: you know... drinking too much water can actually kill you. Hugh: *nervously drinks water* 17. Who makes the other a flower crown? Simon, but one day Hugh tried to make one for him (it was a little bit... ugly, but Simon liked it) 18. Who likes to read? Simon. 19. Who bothers the other person while the other person reads? Hugh 20. Who tutors the other? Hugh 21. Do they have similar taste in movies? Yeah, for some reason I think they both like Marvel movies lol 22. How do their personalities complement each other? Simon is more sensitive, calm, and proactive, while Hugh is more dense, social, and reactive 23. How do they tell everyone that they are going to be having a kid/adopting a child soon? If you've read my fic Catch Me if I Should Fall, you know I believe Georgia asked Hugh to take care of Adrian if something happened to her. So when something did happen to her lol I think Hugh told Simon about the conversation they had, and Simon accepted without hesitation. Simon was the one who told the rest of the team, and honestly, nobody objected, because they knew they were the most capable of taking care of a child. 24. Who has better fashion sense? Hugh:) 25. Who will punch someone out if they are rude to their partner? Both 26. What songs do they sing together in the vehicle? OKAY SDAJFASFJD hahaha just imagine (? Adrian's on the car with them and Simon just starts singing at the top of his lungs "Stacy's Dad" but instead of saying "Stacy" he sings "Adrian". Adrian is super embarrassed because omg the cringe and he goes "dad tell pops to stop" while Simon is "ADRIAN'S DAD IS ACTUALLY PRETTY RAD HE'S ALL I WANT AND I'M OBSESSED JUST A TAD". So Hugh looks at him dead in the eye and says: "OH ADRIAN CAN'T YOU SEE YOUR DAD JUST THE GUY FOR ME" and then they both go "I KNOW IT MAY BE BAD BUT I'M IN LOVE WITH ADRIAN'S DAD" and Adrian jumps out of the car 27. What other couple would your otp get along with? I think they would get along with Tamaya and her husband:) 28. Who likes to prank the other? Okay so dskbsajfdjsd I think Simon, but like, he would make sexual jokes (? and Hugh would be like "I don't know how to respond to that". But he likes them xd 29. Who is the one who loves to take pictures? Both. 30. How would they react if they found out they were soul mates? Sweetie, they already know it 31. Where would they live? It's not like they don't like living in their mansion, but they would be more than happy if they lived in a small house:) As long as they're together 32. What type of dragon would they own, if they could have one? *googles types of dragons* so apparently Quetzalcoatl is considered a dragon... yeah, they would own a Quetzalcoatl :))) 33. If they were both vampires, what type of vampires would they be? Okay there are too many types of vampires what the actual fuck askdhsjakfdj but yeah, I think they would be your standard vampire lol 34. What would they dress up as, for Halloween? THEY WOULD DRESS UP AS EACH OTHER SDFBSHFBJ The Dread Captain and Chromium Warden (? 35. Can they name each other’s favorite food? Yes!!! Hugh knows Simon favorite food is pupusas (a traditional Salvadorian dish) (yes I headcanon Simon as half Salvadorian fight me) and one time he tried to cook them for him but he almost set the kitchen on fire. Ah, and Simon knows Hugh's favorite food is apple pie:) 36. Do they have pet names for one another? Hugh: *calls his husband dear/hun* Simon: *call his husband dude, amigo, bro, captain, and sometimes love, when he's in a good mood* 37. How do they cheer each other up? "I love you" "I know" "And I know you know. I just wanted to make sure you remember. Do you wanna talk about it?" "No" "It's okay. I'm here for you tho." "I know. And thank you" 38. Do they show a lot of PDA? At first, Simon had problems with PDA because fucking homophobes are everywhere, but now he hugs Hugh in public every time he can. And Hugh doesn't have a problem with it:) 39. How old were they when they got together? My headcanon is that they were 16, almost 17:) 40. Who is the one that would bring the puppy home? SIMON ASAJDBJSD and Hugh would be the one who's like "i don't want animals in this house Simon you have to find him another home i'm the patriarch and I've spoken" but then two months later he's like "Simon the dog sleeps in the bed tonight he's a puppy and there's a thunderstorm he will get scared:(((" 41. Can they do yoga couple’s poses? Some of them 42. What is their song? YOU FELL ASLEEP IN MY CAR I DROVE THE WHOLE TIME BUT THAT'S OKAY I'LL JUST AVOID THE HOLES SO YOU SLEEP FINE Tear in my Heart, by TOP 43. What does their room look like? LIKE A PINTEREST MOM ROOM LOL 44. Who would be the one to kill zombies while the other keeps them grounded? Hugh kills the zombies, Simon keeps him grounded 45. Who makes the other breakfast in bed? Añis, I think both of them:) 46. Who loves kids more? Simon. Hugh likes his kids and kids sometimes like him, but they're sticky and loud and just... no:) 47. Do either of them have a crazy ex? Does Ace count? 48. What are their favourite colours? Simon's favorite colour is purple and Hugh's is blue 49. Who likes to cook? Both, but Simon cooks better:) 50. Who is the forgetful one? I think Simon lol 51. Does either of them know how to fight? They do!! Like you cannot be a superhero without knowing how to fight lol. But I think Simon is more of thinking before every movent and Hugh tends more to using brute force 52. What do they do for Valentine's Day? They send each other flowers to work and have a romantic dinner at their house, is a tradition. 53. Who swears more? When they were younger Hugh used to curse more, but when they got older, Simon started doing it more than him 54. Who has the better comebacks? Simon. Sometimes Hugh is just... mean with his comebacks 55. Who would start a fight with another parent at a bake sale? H U G H (he's a soccer mom trapped in the body of a gay superhero) (Hugh: FIGHT ME TINA!) 56. Who reads buzzfeed? Both, but Simon does it ironically, Hugh doesn't (? 57. Who is the hopeless romantic? Both:) 58. Do either of them know how to do a handstand? Yes, Simon. 59. Who can rap better? S I M O N (One time Hugh was having a rap battle with Tamaya and Simon went “GO WHITE BOY GO”) 60. Do either of them want to go sky diving? No, they're too old for that 61. What do they usually text about? The kids, work, "i'm gonna order pizza" "all right" "but hurry up u r paying and i'm hungry", and "love ya" 62. Who is the dramatic one? It depends xd but I think Hugh lol 63. Is either one confrontational? Have you seen Hugh in Supernova?? the guy is batshit crazy i see why yall don't like him tbh 64. What is their favourite cuddle position? Spoon!!! (those basic bitches) 65. Who are their favourite musical artist(s)? JUAN GABRIEL AND SELENA QUINTANILLA 66. What are their parenting styles? Well, for what I saw in the books, they're not really super strict, but I think Hugh is more strict than Simon:) 67. Who would be the more laid back one? Simon. He would sneak his kids a cookie after Hugh told him not 68. Who listens to more vulgar music? I think Simon, but he just listens to it when Hugh’s around because he goes like the lady from this vine and is hilarious 69. Do either of them have secrets even the other doesn’t know? Hugh doesn't like papusas that much:) 70. Who is their go to couple for a double date? Tamaya and his husband! 71. Do they tip the waiter/waitress on their date? Yes, they're nice:) 72. How do they work out a fight? I think they give the other their space to think and calm down, and then they talk about it. 73. Who brings home an illegal pet? SIMON BUT BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW THE PET IS ILLEGAL UNTIL HUGH TELLS HIM 74. What side of the bed do each of them sleep on? Hugh sleeps on the right side and Simon on the left side 75. What is their favorite photo of them two together? A candid photo Georgia took a few weeks after they started dating. They are at Simon's basement, shyly holding hands and looking at each other completely smitten 76. Who takes longer in the bathroom? Hugh lol 77. Who has more songs on their ipod? Simon!! 78. What movie did they first see together? Matilda xd 79. What do they like to see each other in? Their supersuits (? 80. Who makes jokes during inappropriate times? Simon skdfhjsdjhs 81. At what age do they discuss the possibility of children? Right after Adrian was born they started to think about it, but never really talked of it until they were like 24-25. 82. What do they love about each other the most? They both think of each other as the bravest person they have ever met. 83. Who is the one that sees the big picture, while the other focuses on the small details? Hugh sees the big picture and Simon focus on the small details 84. What would they write on their partner’s social media for their anniversary? Something really cheesy lol 85. Who is bad at math? Simon 86. Who googles everything? Hugh to win arguments, Simon out of anxiety 87. Who does stuff on impulse? Hugh (fucking obviously) 88. How do they comfort each other when they are helpless to do anything about the situation? I think they just... hold hands. Like “maybe we cannot do anything about this situation, but if the worst happens, we’ll be together and that’s the only right thing in this world right now.” 89. What is an inside joke they have? "rEnEgAdEs???? More like RENEGAYS" 90. Who makes the other smile with almost no effort at all? Hugh 91. What is their favourite holiday? Christmas!! 92. Who is the one that is calm and collected while the other is angry and destructive? *Supernova flashbacks* 93. What is their favourite board game to play? Pachisi  94. Who accidental sets something on fire? Hugh 95. Who has the car ready while the other is robbing the store? Hugh has the car ready and Simon robs the store 96. What artist/group did they go to for their first concert? SELENA QUINTANILLA 97. Who sleep talks? Simon 98. Who is the more social one? Hugh 99. What are their karaoke songs? Don't Go Breaking My Heart, Dreaming of You, and Te Quiero Tanto (but Simon is the only one who can sing it; he's been taking Spanish classes because after his mother died, he forgot all his Spanish. He does what he can) 100. Who would get up on stage and make a fool of themselves just to make the other laugh? Hugh

[thatlittledandere]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 8, 15, 16, 17, 20, 21, 22, 23, 25, 26, 27, 31 and 40 for that shipper ask meme (sorry for picking so many but those questions are GOOD)

You're right, they absolutely are. I'm sorry in advance that this is gonna be LONG and I'm on mobile so I can't even add a read more;;

1. Talk about the first ship you ever had

So I'm SURE there were relationships I was invested in in movies and cartoons I watched as a child (I've always been a sucker for romance, even though there was that period when I didn't want to admit it) but I can't remember anything from very far back;; So it was either Ron and Hermione from Harry Potter or Ichigo and Masaya from Tokyo Mew Mew, whichever I read first.

2. Talk about three of the most important ships throughout your life

GOSH. You can't do this to me. I guess Romione because it was the time in my preteens when I was becoming more aware of... stuff, in general, abs the two cemented my love for friends-to-lovers. Then Ioryuu, because I've never been AS invested in and passionate about a ship before and likely never will. Nothing can compare to that intensity and ngl I miss it;; I miss the genuine hype I felt in my heart that made me interact with people and make things. So many things. I honestly can't think of a third one with such a lasting impact, sorry;;

3. What's your current OTP?

I imagine Souyo scenarios in my head every night before falling sleep and every morning after waking up, this is not a joke not an exaggeration. I still feel a little traitorous saying this on tumblr but their dynamic IS somewhat similar to the way I see Ioryuu so-

4. What's your current NoTP?

I don't think I have one? I have dislikes, some of them strong, but I don't see any of them often enough to be, like, actively angry. I have better uses for my time than willingly exposing myself to stuff I don't like.

5. Do you have any poly ships?

Not generally, juggling two characters is enough work lol. The only poly ships I've ever really actively shipped are Niels, Duncan and Natalie from the web comic Niels And the Gang by humon and Kinatsuen from Boueibu, but neither are actively on my mind much these days.

8. Have you ever shipped yourself with a character?

BOY HAVE I EVER. I've seen someone on tumblr have a side blog for self-shopping and not gonna lie, it's an excellent idea. My late teens were spent reading character x reader fics on Quotev and I started my fic career with the same genre. I don't really know what to do with myself when I DON'T actively ship myself with a character, which is my state of being now that Yosuke surpassed Yoosung as my favorite character;; Ibushi and Yoosung are the biggest ones but man oh boy I have shipped myself with characters from early age and I'm showing no signs of stopping! There's a reason that I main dating sims.

15. Have you ever "shipped at first sight"?

Not for long. I SUCK at forming first impressions. Usually if I start thinking I'll ship something, I end up not being so invested in it after all, and instead shipping something I swore off at first lmao. Which leads us to...

16. Talk about a ship you initially disliked

As a rule of thumb, all of them. I don't understand HOW it keeps happening but somehow almost all the ships I truly care/d about (that I didn't start shipping through osmosis before knowing them in the source material) started out as something I thought I "wouldn't be able to get behind." Gajevy. Shikatema. Sasunaru. Doctor/Rose. Karabita. Atsutodo. Kiribaku. Yoozen. Enatsu. Freaking IORYUU. EVEN SOUYO. IT'S BEEN YEARS I REALLY SHOULD KNOW THE PATTERN BY NOW

17. Talk about a pairing you've stopped shipping romantically

Like, I started to think they're better as friends after all? I guess NaLi. Then again, I mostly only shipped them out of spite in the first place because I wanted a counter for N/a//Lu, which I never liked at all;;

20. Talk about a ship you feel alone in shipping

Now this time I can say for sure that there isn't one. I can't come up with ships myself and stay on board if there isn't content for it, canon or otherwise;; It's not a conscious decision or anything, it's just how my mind works. I get attached to stuff by exposure, whether from fans or the source material, and if the source material has enough content for two characters for me to pick up on and become interested, it's guaranteed to be enough to become a somewhat popular ship.

21. Is there a ship you just don't get, but have nothing against?

Actually... That's the extent I go to with notp'ing these days. I'm passionate about the right to ship whatever you want so by proxy I can't have anything "against" a ship, even if the sheer thought of it existing makes me nauseous. And I know how to think from points of view other than my own, so I can usually see the appeal, even if it appeals to me personally less than eating dog shit while walking barefoot on rusty nails that are also on fire.

That said, the only ships I have on my Tumblr blacklist are Yoo//ra/n and Suza//lu/lu because they're both popular ships for characters whose tags I am/was following and therefore get suggested a lot even if I want following anyone who ships then. Oh, and all B/LMa//tsu ships! I generally can't feel good about incestuous ships, but can and will fight for their shippers' right to do as they please as long as they stay respectful. (never saw blmatsus who weren't respectful. saw a plethora of anti-blmatsus who were absolute demons. actually the reason i moved away from the last remnants of my anti mindset was that i didn't want to be associated with THOSE anti-blmatsus, when the shippers they wanted dead were all such sweet people. food for thought.)

22. Which of your ships have the best chemistry?

All of them?? Lmao I don't understand this question, isn't shipping all about liking the chemistry between characters? Or the potential for it I guess, in which case the chemistry is whatever you want it to be, which is great B) I'm sorry I keep accidentally dodging questions I'm bad at choosing examples from a long, unordered list

23. Which of your ships deserve better writing?

Hhhhhhh I shipped Jerza for years and was still unsatisfied with their ending, Jellal didn't get to heal enough and we didn't really see them working through their past in an effective way and getting comfortable around each other. It's like they were supposed to be friends to enemies to lovers but the last part didnt really develop and their relationship stagnated at the stage were they were both just permanently awkward out of regret, and couldn't bring themselves out of it even though everything was forgiven forever ago. Or I've forgotten a lot of stuff that happened. Very likely. Is your a case of bad writing or good writing not working out the way I wanted it to? You're asking the wrong person.

25. Have you ever shipped a pairing before you even started watching the show/movie simply because of gifs/graphics or similar?

EYUP. Harumichi was my otp for like a whole year before I saw a single episode with them lol. It was crazy, but it was REAL. I've also went into shows already paying attention to things I knew my friends/people I follow shipped, kind of hoping I'd get into it.

26. Have you noticed a pattern in your shipping? Is there a romantic dynamic I'm writing these questions down from screenshots and I cropped the rest of this one out by accident rip

Eeeh I go for the obvious. Best friend pairs, obvious pining, some rivalry with sexual tension, though I don't really know what to do with those. Then there's the fact that I never see it coming sick Persona 5 reference bro and start shipping the couple I thought "should just be friends" at first. This is more about my relationship to the ships than their dynamic but it's very constant...

27. Is there a ship you've shipped for most of your life?

Hmmm well I got into HP and started shipping Romione sometime in mid elementary school so it's definitely been more than half my lifetime since, but I don't really know if I "ship it" anymore. I didn't start disliking them or anything but for me, "shipping" is an active intrest in a fictional relationship, so if it reaches the stage where I like it, in theory, but I don't have the feels, it doesn't really count. That's why I can say I like ships without shipping them. It's gotta be actively on my brain, man.

31. Talk about one of your favorite headcanons for a ship you love

I haven't mentioned Kannao once, which is criminal. So here's some of what I imagine their future to be like :D I've been getting new Persona followers recently so here's something for you to unfollow me over lmao

So first of all I ignore the canon that Naoto goes back to the city for her detective work after her first year of high school, shhh she stays in Inaba, only taking the occasional jobs. She and Kanji start dating during the spring break before their second year and get more comfortable with each other, so that the next summer they're still cute and very much themselves (which means somewhat reserved) but not as awkward anymore :) I haven't thought about what happens after they graduate but they get married in their early 20s and have a son <3 (Chie and Yukiko adopted their daughter only slightly earlier. They may or may not have had a bit of a competition going on) ((yes Souyo are very much together but if they end up having children I haven't thought about it it's later))

Kanji manages the textile shop and Naoto helps when she's free from detective stuff. They live in Inaba but Naoto is away quite often for her gigs;; She takes up a few jobs less when Kouta is little though so he wouldn't feel less close to his Mom than his Dad.

Both Kanji and Naoto suffered from unfair expectations growing up, so they try their best to make up for it with Kouta's upbringing. They want him to feel comfortable being himself and free to express himself the way he wants; they make sure he knows he'll always be loved and supported, and to never be ashamed of who he is. As a child it doesn't even occur to him that many social norms and social expectations exist, because Naoto and Kanji pretty much let him do whatever as long as he isn't hurting himself or anyone else. They might go a little overboard though, giving into Kouta's whims without much consideration at all. The Amagi Aunties enforce rules and keep kids grounded in reality much better lmao

40. If you could change one thing about your otp, what would that be?

HMNGHNMHGNMGH I WAMT YOSUKE'S INTERNALIZED BULLSHIT ACKNOWLEDGED!! It's there AtlUS!! Stop pretending oh my god.... I love the Dancing All Night story mode (so far. I am by no means done); Yosuke gets cool moments and Yu's internal monologue really shows how much he appreciates him. The dynamic is so much better than with a silent protagonist, and thank god they didn't go with the tactless anime Yu (as fun as he is). I know there are a bunch of nods to the cut romance across spinoffs but mannnn... I wish they were more serious about it. At this point it's not even that far-fetched to think Yosuke has feelings for Yu that he may or may not be aware of, and I know that Yu as the player character can't be too tied down to one option in canon, but still... Even the clown gets tired of jokes at some point. One can dream.

40 ship questions

[ciravas-infodump]

Look it you but humon!

holy fucking shit I need to browse my inbox more often, this slaps dog lmao

[pancakesplayssims]

Bonnie: I’m more of a cat person I think, then a dog person. Taco: What’s a kat humon? Anyway you’re ok humon.

[kennnysparks]

Path To Peace: “It’s like human are giving so much #power they are here to be the ultimate preservers and protectors over the earth and all the creatures but they imbalance has caused them to be the #greatest predators and parasites of the earth who are destroying the earth and exploiting all of its exploitable pppl and creatures. Peace is the answer #balance is the key. Listen to the God that never speaks see what u will see. See if the God who uses no language will tell u to chase #money and be rich, see if the God who uses no language will tell u to poison ur husband in order to collect on Insurance. The true God will always put the humon in a path of balance and equilibrium between themselves and their environment the humon will have everything they need to live for as long as they are suppose to live for but the false god or man made gods or just human nature in general will send the person on a path of no balance and create greed or desire in humon to want far more than they really need and this desire for more than the humon actually needs to survive is what creates so much of the problems in all ppl lives. Greed is color blind. Greed is a disease that creates so much imbalance in our society also jealousy hate these emotions take a person out of balance & cause em to do things that harm themselves & they environment. There is no animal that kills without reason it’s always for #survival they are like robots programmed to survive not to really be super emotional if anything win we do see emotion in animals they are demonstrating empathy for other creatures like Win we see #dolphins save humans from sharks in the ocean or dogs defend they owners. They display emotion but use emotions to act selflessly & see beyond basic survival in order to help another. Humons we’re giving emotions that win used to the highest abilities ken foster great empathy and selflessness in which the human ken be a creature that defends all other creatures because their emotions give them the abilities to empathize with so many other species “ - KenTrollll✨ 🎵🎶🛸😋✌️🌞 #love #peace #hippie # #Spirit #Amazing #Look #Nature #Art #Natural #SupaDevil💰 https://www.instagram.com/p/Byp3AksgoRv/?igshid=n6l8trj9nvxn

[justslowdown]

29, 30, 42, 50 :)

29) What’s your dogs favorite treat?

 Dehydrated rabbit jerky and organ meat! 

Nasty af, a pain to prepare, and it smells while it’s drying but according to the dongs it is 294% worth the stench 

30) What’s your dogs least favorite treat?

 Anything vegetarian. My coworker tried giving Kai a coconut treat during class once and he spat it out. “bloogh” he says “fruits are for Humons” 

 42) How often do you give your dogs a bath?

 …… 🙊twice a year each??? 

I’m blessed with dogs who have crazy easy to maintain coats. They get partial/spot washes when they roll in dead things, but… otherwise… rarely. I’ve gotten compliments on how clean and nice they smell (they do!), how they look really well-groomed, but the fact is I’m a lazy fuck 

 since I work in grooming and do it all day, I procrastinate bath-time for my own dogs. their coats do all the work for me. nasty lifestyle, hardworking fur. I’ve had the huskies get gross n muddy in the morning, and by the time they get to work with me they’re spotless and sparkling white. 

 50) What’s the silliest thing your dog has ever done? 

 This is impossible to answer bc I’ve raised 5 dogs from puppyhood and there are countless silly anecdotes–so here’s a recent one that cracked me up 

 I accidentally showed up on the wrong day for class and brought Kai to Basic Obedience or whatever we call it 

 he got so bored (like a college student in middle school) that he started entertaining himself and rolling around on his back, belly up. Class ended. Instructor came over to talk to me. He was STILL on his back, lips flopping all over the place, tum tum in the air, the entire time we talked

[lilypixy]

Random answers for random questions

A little more about me (questions by @archesa​).

1. What is your favourite plant?

Mint, for both the taste and the aroma.

2. Do you believe in aliens?

I do think there’s life out there, but I very much doubt they ever visited us.

3. Name three artists (musical or art) that have inspired you or impacted you.

Dio (musician), Humon (comics artist) and Terry Pratchett (writer).

4. Who are your favourite people in the world?

@archesa​ of course. Silly question.

5. Talk about your crush or someone you love.

My boyfriend is the most cuddly and patient giant teddybear I know.

6. What is your favourite dog breed?

Beagle. Because Porthos.

7. Write a short story or poem about what your favourite season feels like to you.

I awoke early,

A joyful laugh in my throat.

The snow fell last night.

8. What are your favourite names?

Arthur, Tom, Maggy.

9. Do you enjoy reptiles as pets? Why or why not?

Sure, tortoises are affectionate, snakes are cuddly and lizards are playful.

10. How does art or music make you feel?

Depends on the piece, I guess. Visual art can greatly influence my mood whereas music can give me energy in the morning (heavy metal mostly) or help me get to sleep (I can’t last a hole album of Nick Drake).

11. Do you prefer the beach or the mountains?

Mountains, definitely.

12. Indoor gardens or outside gardens?

Both!

13. Do you like long hair or short hair?

Long on men, short on women (my aesthetics, not a universal truth)

14. What is your favourite childhood memory?

My dad playing on his computer at Doom while I watched.

15. What is the dreamiest/most surreal thing that has ever happened to you?

A tamed magpie once appeared out of nowhere and ate biscuits in my hand. Too bad I was only two at the time and can’t remember it (my dad took photos).

16. Where do you feel time stop?

In class. The clock is broken.

17. What is your favourite breed of cat?

European. No need to alter the already perfect.

18. Are you pro freckle?

Eeeeyup.

19. What is your favourite thing right now?

Lemon. It goes with everything.

20. What is your hidden talent (example: memory, double joints, etc.)?

I can pick up small objects with my toes.

21. What is the best dream you’ve ever had?

Can’t really remember, but I like the ones where I’m flying.

22. Are you a good plant owner?

Haha! No.

23. What is your favourite article of clothing?

Long warm scraves.

24. How many languages do you know?

Two, English and French.

25. What is your dream vacation?

Somwhere in or near a forest, in the mountains, with access to internet.

26. Do you believe in zodiacs/horoscopes?

No.

27. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

Telekinesis.

28. Who is the most unproblematic person you know?

Probably my sister.

29. Do you know how beautiful you are?

Only because they told me.

30. What is your favourite feeling?

Seeing my friends happy.

31. What is your favourite cold drink?

Ayran, an East-mediterranean drink made of salty yogurt.

32. What is your favourite hot drink?

Hot chocolate!

33. What has been the highlight of your week?

A relaxing bath with my loved one.

34. Who are your favourite tumblrs?

@archesa and a french one called “Live my MD life" (translated).

35. What are your favourite sounds?

Crackling fire and shirping birds.

36. What is your aesthetic of choice?

Colorful things. A sunrise, a street marcket, fish in the sea...

37. If you could spend a day with anyone, who would it be?

Even if they’re dead ? Terry Pratchett. I have so many questions about his work.

38. Do you like anons? Why or why not?

Frankly, I don’t care. Some are bad, some are good.

39. What is the nicest thing someone has ever said about you?

That I was important to them.

40. List the top five things you love about yourself or your life.

- My boyfriend

- My friends

- Tabletop RPG nights

- Video games

- My cat

41. Have you ever seen the ocean?

Seen it, swam in it, almost drowned in it.

[thehmn]

Me, scratching my old, mostly toothless dog while he wiggles around in my lap: You’re the best dog in the world ❤️ All the love in the world is for you right now ❤️

No fun person: No it isn’t. People love other things.

Me, wiping droll off my arm because my dog can’t quite keep it in his mouth anymore after having so many teeth pulled: Not right now ❤️ Right now it’s all for old man Percy ❤️

Getting less fun by the second person: They don’t even know him.

Me, slapping Percy’s dense body gently in a way he considers fun: Well too bad ❤️ I’m taking all their love and channeling it into him right now ❤️

So if you’re feeling a bit sad for a few seconds, I’m sorry. Your love is going into my dog sometimes. My no fun friend forced my hand.

[autumn-showers-bring-snowflowers]

Hey Denmark! Is it true that you have an amusement park with lewd mascots? (I heard this from Humon, but I wanted to check with you too.) :D

    “ Yes, it’s true! Norge won’t let me take Icey there, for some reason…

…

Wait, just who is this Humon character ?! “

{ Okay, guys, I totally had to google this, but  it was totally worth it. Feast your eyes on the randomness and wtf-ery that is BonBon-Land: x & x. My favorite is Henry the Farting Dog. I’m crying. 😂 }

[askcatvirgil]

How can I make my cat love me

Offer it your immortal soul. 

Nah mostly it’s about learning your cat’s language. The biggest problem I see when people ask questions like this is that 1) they are either being overbearing and overwhelming their cat, or 2) they’re missing the signs their cat is giving them that indicate the cat DOES love them. 

Remember, cats are not dogs. They’re not enthusiastic and slobbery and prone to jump all over you to show their affection. Cats have a completely different love language. Here are a few examples of things cats do with people they like: 

1) Slow Blink. The slow blink is the cat “I love you.” If your cat looks at you, meets your eyes, then slowly blinks? That’s your cat saying, “I’m so very relaxed around you, trusted humon, that I will close my eyes--putting myself in danger by lowering my defenses--because I know you won’t hurt me.” That’s the cat version of “I love you.” Treasure it. And blink back. 

2) Time and space. If a cat is in the same room that you are, that means they enjoy your company. If you go to another room and the cat follows, even if they don’t go all the way into the new room, they enjoy your company. They’re following cat etiquette by not being too up in your business, but they’re making sure you know they want to be near you. 

3) Appropriate touch. If you cat rolls over on its belly in front of you--as long as it is not in a playful mood, don’t touch the belly! Your cat is not asking for belly rubs, but letting you know it trusts you so much not to touch its vulnerable underside that it will even SHOW it to you! Respond and reward kitty by patting kitty’s head instead. 

4) Ask permission. If I go in to pet my cat and he rears back a little, I retreat, then offer my hand and let HIM make the first move. Usually it will go like this: I’ll hold out a finger. He’ll lean forward and sniff. If I have permission to pet him, he’ll “pet” me first by rubbing his nose against my finger. I then know I have permission to pet him. On the other hand, if he doesn’t want pets right then, he’ll sniff then draw back again. I respect his wishes and do not pet him until he is ready. (Cats get overstimulated easily, a combination of being more introverted creatures and the fact that static electricity can easily build in their fur with repeated strokes of our hands. It’s uncomfortable for them and they can get overwhelmed. If you’ve ever been petting a cat that suddenly turns and bites you, chances are what it’s telling you is, “I’m overstimulated right now. I would like to stay near you, but please stop petting me.” Respect that request. 

5) Offer play! Kitties have lots of energy and they love to play. Offer your cat interactive toys like mice/feathers on strings, or laser pointers (just remember to reward the kitty with a real toy or treat after the red dot goes away so they don’t get frustrated about never being able to catch the dot). 

6) Talk to your cat. Cats like the sounds of their owner’s voices. In fact, one of the most effective ways to lure a ‘lost’ cat home is to stand outside your home and talk at normal volume on the phone or to a friend/family member. Cats are naturally intrigued by the familiar sound of their owner’s voice and they will often come running. 

7) Return the greeting! If your cat comes up to you with its tail up and crooked into a hook at the tip, that’s a cat ‘hello.’ Respond to it with a friendly, “Hi!” and ask permission to offer pets! 

Basically communicate with your cat. Learn your cat’s personal ‘language’ and respect its requests. Cats ARE social creatures, in spite of what some folks say. They want to interact with you. they just want to be respected too!

[instagrampuppies]

It's been a while humons but henro 🐺 . . . #puppies #puppy #puppiesofinstagram #pomsky #pomskypuppy #pomskyofinstagram #pomeranian #pomeranianpuppy #husky #huskypuppy #huskyofinstagram #dogsofinstagram #dog #doggo #dogsofinstaworld #dogoftheday #doggo #dogstagram #dogmodel #dog_features #doglovers #instadog #cute #cutepuppies #walk #perfection #weather #merica http://bit.ly/33pbCCv

[brehaaorgana]

After seeing that Humon image snakes literally infested my house and my dog's ghost just warned me about Trump's assassination

I had to delete it from my blog it was too evil

[kennnysparks]

I don’t care how a female make money so long as she not leeching on me. A female don’t gotta be my partner in crime and grind how I grind or make as much money as me but I can’t deal with em if they a leech. I don’t want parasites in my life. If u can’t take care of urself and stand on ur own two feet then u a parasite baby. U a codependent u a bill ur like another car u require maintaince. If a person want me to take care of them ima try to kentrollll em because ima start looking at em as a pet or sumthin. If I’m taking care of u then u a pet u no longer humon and pets are trained obedient and listen. If u want me to provide every meal for u because u can’t stand on ur own two that’s cool but u gonna have to listen to everything I say do. If u a full grown human and self sufficient ima come at u with compromises and give and taking but if u a dependent then ur like a child not a full grown humon so u don’t have no options u gotta listen or get distant. The reason for this is because if u can’t take care of urself then ur plan is flawed ur strategy is weak therefore ur strategy and plan will not be taken into consideration with me. I don’t mind paying for a person living if they listening to all my plans because if they listen they gonna start winning and they will no longer be a bill or a burden but will become a asset and buisness. If I come up with a plan for u and u fail to make loot because my plan was flawed I’d take that lost and still take care of u. Ima real dude but I can’t take care of u if u tryna follow ur own plans because I don’t trust them they obviously haven’t been worken other wise u wouldn’t already be a codependent. I don’t mind investing in my own plans gambling on my own plans because I make rational realistic plans based on wisdom and experience sure fire wins but I do have a problem gambling on other ppl plans. Especially if they track record doesn’t demonstrate great results from em. U can’t teach an old dog new tricks and Sumtimes ppl are loosers because of bad habits they practicing. If person not willing to change the method of playing they most likely gonna keep getting the same results they been getting. Random ranting. https://www.instagram.com/p/BrvGCCbAhKj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1n4zf4tmrzgr