hunting spears with @thehappiestgolucky's designs for this rw shipping chart!
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WINNER BRACKET:
(Spearvivor/Rivusaint) | (Monkhunt/Speedrun) | (Kebab/Reversal) | (Lagspike/Seafood) | (Spearhunter/Scrambled Eggs) | (Error 404/Fishsticks) | (Cherry Bush/Monksaint) | (Full Moon/Cherry Bomb) | (Bath Bomb/Saintmand) | (Cherry Pie/Nightlight)
LOSER (second chances) BRACKET:
(Supernova/Nachocheese) | (Monkficer/Blood Moon) | (Survficer/Godmode) | (Spearmonk/Candy Cane) | (Solar Eclipse/Survulet) | (Spearsaint/Paprika) | (Gourvivor/Lanternfish) | (Counterstrike/Artisaint) | (Nightspear/Monkmand) | (Survaint/Piranha)
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I was being hunted down by various members of my family with old timey weapons like a bow and arrows and swords. You have not felt truly afraid until you’re being chased by your Uncle Barry with a spear.
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Your toxic im slipping under
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Your Galacta Knight definitely gives off Jack Horner vibes, so how about this a rendition of a scene in Puss In Boots: The Last Wish:
Summary: Kirby attempts to stop Galacta Knight from stabbing Starstruck Dee with a heart spear and fails.
Kirby: You aren't gonna stab Starstruck aren't you Galacta Knight!?
Galacta Knight: Yeah, in the dome, why? *proceeds to stab*
Kirby: No…
Prelude to the reply thread I made on your Valentines day post.
i mean... i respect this and i can see where you're coming from, but jack horner is quite the cartoon villain in my opinion. he's quite scary in a "everybody knows a spoiled conceited motherf**ker like this" and a "money begets both power and the expenditure of the masses" kind of way
but uh. i do think there's someone else in that movie who suits my particular galacta knight much better
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Prehistoric man first began using ranged weapons during the Stone Age. From deadly throwing rocks to early javelins and spears, they had an impressive array of ballistic weapons.
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Oh boi I am in far too deep already and I regret nothing I like it here actually
Anyway, I’m not giving Arti her original pups back but it’s ok! She gets to heal with funky pups of her own again! And there’s an eldest kid and two extra parents, and a whole found fam group that can keep the tiny beans safe this time
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plus i think the describing humans as "apex predators" thing is stupid and embarrassing because like yeah maybe evolutionarily but functionally if you have a tumblr account you are not living the lifestyle of an apex predator are you really. be serious
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(Survficer/Full Moon) | (Solar Eclipse/Cherry Bomb) | (BloodMoon/Kebab) | (Spearmonk/Reversal) | (Lagspike/Supernova) | (Candy Cane/Seafood) | (Gourvivor/Scrambled Eggs) | (Survaint/Barbecue) | (Nachocheese/Spearvivor) | (Counterstrike/Rivusaint) | (Nightlight/Artisaint) | (Cherry Pie/Spearficer) | (Monkhunt/Gourmonk) | (Speedrun/Piranha) | (Artimonk/Error 404) | (Fishstick/Godmode) | (Survulet/Cherrybush) | (Nightspear/Saintmonk) | (Nightsaint/Rivmonk) | (Bathbomb/Spearsaint) | (Saintmand/Paprika)
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