#hvitserk headcannon

[in-valhalla]

Hvitserk headcanons

Summary: being in a relationship with Hvitserk would include...

Warnings: hvitserk being a cutie, mentions of the doodly-doo, cuss words

Word count: 888

Requested: anon

A/N: I’ve literally fallen off the face of the earth these past few months and that’s due to me trying to figure out how to somewhat get my life together for college. I apologize for the lack of content but hopefully I’ll be back to regular programming soon. I hope you guys enjoy this one :) and please don’t hate me! Another fyi, feedback and comments always make my day and they give me the extra confidence to post more content. ALSO, let me know if you want to be added to the taglist or want me to make a masterlist.

A huge tease

Like the ultimate tease

Not only in a sexual way

But in a playful way with his words

“If you wanted me this bad, you did not have to go to great lengths to get me in bed.” he smirks, holding you against him

“The only reason we are in the position is because I tripped over your furs on the floor and I ended up knocking you over onto our bed. Do not make this into anything more than it really is, hvitserk.” you chide as the little upwards tilt of your lips gives away your amusement

He takes everything you say to the top level of dramatic

Everytime you tell him you love him, a wide, wolfish grin crawls on his face as he looks at you knowingly

You give him a hard stare

“Do not make this into a bigger deal than it is.”

“You love me?” now he’s up and walking towards you

“Do you really love me, sweetheart?”

“Now that you are giving me a chance to think about it, I take back what I said.” you deadpan, backing away from him

“SHE LOVES ME!” he yells clutching his chest before throwing his arms around you

He’s not one to get jealous easily

But will definitely intervene when all your attempts of rejecting goes unnoticed by the person trying to pursue you

He trusts you completely

Because he knows that there is no competition when it comes to your attention and love

He has it all

That, and the million times a day you tell him that you love him

Literally

You both say “i love you” so much that you both play a game of who can say it the most

It’s sickly sweet

And annoying tbh (according to his brothers)

They would just stare in disgust, witnessing the scene unfold in front of them

It would take all of .2 seconds for them to clear the room

It’s actually really hard to get him mad

Especially when it was in beginning of the relationship

But now that you have been together for quite some time

You know all the right buttons to push

Do you sometimes do it on purpose?

Hell yeah

He’s hella hot when angry

His face is stone still

His lips pushed together in a straight line

He doesn’t necessarily avoid you

But he doesn’t make an effort to seek you out

Or talk to you

This is the perfect opportunity to start annoying him for attention

You’d come up behind him

And engulf him with a hug

You’d press your face into his back

“Hvisteeeerk,” you whine “don’t ignore me, baby.”

He just grunts, his arms still tightly fold across his chest

“You know, sometimes I really can’t stand you.” he finally lets out after a few moments of silence

You laugh and press a kiss against his back

“You really know how to flatter a woman,” you tease, hugging him tighter. “But I do happen to take that as a compliment.”

Despite your antics of annoying him, he can’t help but love you

And admire your dedication to find more of his pet peeves he didn’t know he had

He’s fiercely protective of you

Always honest and up front

He never hides anything from you

He only lies if he has a really good reason

Usually that reason is your safety or wellbeing

You learned your lesson to never scare him

That one time you snuck up behind him

Thinking how hilarious it was going to be to see his reaction

How wrong you were

It almost cost you your life

You let out a scream behind him

Everything happened in a blink

He wrapped a hand around our throat with his dagger pressed to your heart

He released a heavy breath, “don’t you ever do that again.”

Shortly after that you both learned that having a hand around your neck isn’t so bad

Angry sex is definitely a thing

Like super rough

He’d fuck you through the bed if he could and that’s the tea

Picture this

Him taking you on every surface he could find

100% prefers you riding him

So he could see your face

Twisting in pleasure

“You look so beautiful taking me like this.” he sighs

The light sheen of sweat makes your skin glow as the light from the fireplace illuminates you

Will absolutely go vanilla when he knows you need some good loving

“Look at this beautiful body,” he whispers, “made perfectly just for me.”

He knows how to keep it fun

Like when he ghosts his fingers over your skin

Effectively tickling you

You try to squirm away when his fingers press into the sensitive areas

Like the inside of your thighs

Or in the dip of your spine

Or the spot just above your hips

You can’t help but gasp and clutch his wrists when he finds your tickle areas

You try pushing his hands away

But he dodges your arms and legs with ease

His favorite part of everyday is at night

When you both are in bed

You’re already asleep

And the fire is going

And it casts its golden light upon your face

He can’t help but think how he got so lucky with someone like you

[disneyimaginings]

Imagine Ivar asking you if you have a husband and Hvitserk turning to look at you when you answer, unable to hide his hope your answer is no

[reddeaddamnation]

Dirty A-Z headcanons: Hvitserk

“  . . . d a r l i n g  I  h o p e

T h a t  y o u ' l l  b e  h e r e , w h e n  I  n e e d  y o u  t h e  m o s t

S o  d o n ' t  l e t  m e , d o n ' t  l e t  m e , d o n ' t  l e t  m e  d o w n . . . “

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

One word - hungry. He would always order the slaves to bring him something to eat. Of course, he would ask you if you want anything too. If you don’t want anything, (hold on cuz you might fall over) he would share his food with you if you want. After he has eaten, he would almost immediately fall asleep.

 B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite body part of yours would be your ass. He just loves to slap and grip it. Hard. His favorite body part of himself would be everything like literally he thinks he’s perfect (not a lie tho)

 C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He usually cums a decent amount in his hand or in your mouth. 

 D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He loves the idea of you sucking him off during a feast while he’s talking to someone, but is afraid of telling you because you might raise hell on him.

 E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

We all know that Hvitty knows what he’s doing. He’s been with tons of women in his life and obviously he became pretty experienced.

 F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

His most favorite position is to have your legs on his shoulders, while he is holding you by the ass and watching you touch yourself, all the while pounding into you.

 G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

He tends to be pretty funny during the foreplay, but then he would suddenly look at you with a serious expression and tell you how much he loves you just before sliding himself in you.

 H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He is honestly too lazy to groom himself, so he doesn’t really bother

 I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

He isn’t the biggest romantic, but your sex isn’t just fucking either. He always finds an inbetween, where he can pound into you as hard as he wants, but is loving at the same time.

 J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

You have seen him do it many times. Even during feasts, while watching you dance and would wink at you from afar.

 K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Anal play, spanking, HARDCORE bondage with ALOT of ropes, public displays, dirty talk.

 L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

There isn’t a better place than his room or yours. But if he really can’t handle it anymore, he would take you anywhere.

 M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

You bending over is just enough. Actually, even a wink is enough to have him follow you to a more secluded place. 

 N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He would never share you with anyone. Even Ubbe. And wouldn’t have it any other way.

 O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He has a pretty skilled mouth and uses it quite often, but if he had to be honest he prefers receiving.

 P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

He prefers things to go his way so he is usually fast and rough.

 Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He wouldn’t say no to a quickie from time to time, but that is never enough to satisfy him completely. 

 R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Oh, he loves risking and loves experimenting even more. Like said above, he loves public display and the thought of getting caught thrills him.

 S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He can go for one very long round. Lasts for about 30 minutes during the actual act.

 T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

He doesn’t own any toys, but if you have something in mind, he wouldn’t mind trying it out with you.

 U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He can be the biggest tease when he wants, just to watch you with amusement and hear you squirm and make you mad when he denies you pleasure.

 V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He is actually quite vocal and isn’t afraid of showing it, much to the disappointment of his brothers. He lets out breathy moans, groans and says your name in a long sigh.

 W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

He adores it when you claw at his back. It would make him go wild. You know he is near his release when he tangles his fingers in your hair and gently tugs there.

 X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

He isn’t anything too scary. Average thickness and a bit longer than average.

 Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

We all know how horny he can get so expect to get it once a day atleast, if not two ;)

 Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He usually falls asleep after he has eaten or if he is exhausted.

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Ragnarssons headcannon

The boys definitely share their father's desire to have children and have a breeding kink. While they're normally handsy, their hands will rarely leave you once they find out you're with child.

[honestsycrets]

Hvitserk is the best father, better than any of his other brothers. He’s very hands on and is very helpful when taking care of his kids. He loves his kids and, unlike most men, he’s not afraid to show it in public. Whenever you’d be pregnant he’d take care of your every need and pamper you to no end. He’d be the sweetest dad ever.

I definitely have a few additions to this too! I love Hvitserk as a Daddie and think he’d be the best daddie out there. Gif belongs to fl0wsb0thways.

When pregnant, he probably couldn’t bear to be away from you for long. If he was out with Ubbe, he would come back to peep in and see what you were doing over and over again in the day until you can’t handle it anymore. He especially would find it irritating if you were doing something he deemed inappropriate.

“Keep over there.” You would say, tipping on a chair to clean the doorway of your home.

“How am I to keep away when you’re so reckless!” He would say, reaching over to pluck you off the chair, walking you back to the bed. The bed you honestly hate.

He would also probably break the theme that women are supposed to take care of the children. Female or male, he would take the lead in carrying your children out to play when he is at home. It’s somewhat a cop out for keeping you pregnant, but Hvitserk adores his gaggle of children. He enjoys watching you bond with the children, but knows better than to assume that you would enjoy the responsibility alone.

“You’re sooo little! How are you so strong?!” He feigns being thrown off balance by his youngest of daughters. She toddles closer to smack his forehead over and over, making the other children cluster about him.

“They’re not going to stop.” Ubbe says. You press yourself up to go help when Hvitserk points to you, shaking his head as if to say ‘don’t you dare get up.’ Despite having household duties, Hvitserk finds relaxation while pregnant to be so important.

Being utterly heartbroken when he has to leave you for raids. He would be sure to leave you in the care of one of his brothers. Because, most importantly, his brothers are the only ones he thinks he can trust with his young family.

“Take care of my girls.” He would hold Ubbe’s cheeks tight in his hands, forehead to forehead and breath gracing Ubbe’s lips. There was a tremor in his fingers, knowing he had to leave.

“You’ve told me brother.” Ubbe would husk, having gotten this story more than a handful of times in the last few hours.

“And– Set them to bed only after play and a kisses, I know.”

On your latest pregnancy, Hvitserk could tell how tired you became of the ins and outs of many children. Especially as he raids more and more, the stress would begin to weigh on you. He would decide to pamper you with a new ring.

As he slid the ring in place of your old, you admired its smooth hammered appearance in the glitter of gold. It isn’t just beautiful, its priceless. You are sure he got it on his last raid, pillaging the Christians and bringing you back the most gorgeous thing he could find.

“It’s too much. My old one is fine.” You suggest, sliding off the ring when Hvitserk’s hand comes atop of yours, nestled on top of the latest baby bump you fashioned.

“It’ll never be enough for you, (Y/N).”

[happydaysandersen]

Jealous Hvitserk headcon!!! 😍😍😍💕

400 Milestone Celebration 

He would try to keep his cool, watching from afar. 

Trying not to linger, not to disrupt what is happening under his nose. 

Buying himself time to assess the situations and think through what to make of it. 

He would be perfectly fine, until whoever is holding your attention gets too close. 

He would also fail miserably at not listening to his brothers mocking words. 

Their taunts, only fueling his insecurities. 

He would try to catch your attention, by stalking around and trying to catch your eye. 

Sometimes he would even try to make you jealous in return. 

Although, he would always be the first to cave. He would get annoyed at his chosen toy, mainly because they aren’t you. 

When things get to much he would react in one of two ways. 

He has been known to hit the person who’s eyes linger to long on you. Especially, if they try to touch you. it didn’t matter in what manner. 

The other way, he would hover around you. Placing his arm over your shoulder and holding you in close. Eventually kissing you in front of everyone. Just to make sure all knew that you were his. 

The latter would always worry you, just because you knew when you were alone there was due to be a massive argument.

You had upset him after all, whether you meant to or not. 

He was always scariest when he would be silent. 

But then after the argument, there would be the most amazing make up sex. 

He would work you in all the ways he had grown aware of. 

Making you answer him and reassure him that you are his. 

He would of course repay your answers with what you wanted most. 

Lastly, he would use the make up sex to remind you. Reminding you why you had chosen him. Why he was the best lover. 

[prepare4trouble]

10) How they deal with pain, for all the Ragnarssons

Okay... lets go in age order

Björn just toughs it out. He's been in a lot of battles and suffered a lot of injuries, and in front of most people he will just carry on as normal for as long as he is able. Even beyond what he is able, sometimes. He doesn't want anybody to know when he is in pain, and it's only when he's with his women that he drops his guard and lets somebody look after him.

Ubbe is a lot like Björn, only a little less stubborn. He will adjust what he is doing to avoid making an injury worse, but he doesn't like to admit that he is in pain if he doesn't have to. If somebody tells him not to do something because he will make an injury worse, he will make a point to do it, just to prove them wrong.

Hvitserk kinda likes pain, but only in the bedroom, and only with lots of aftercare. Anywhere else, he's no good at all. He's also a bit of an empath, and so he hates to see anybody else in pain. Which is probably another reason why so many of his brothers hide it from him.

Sigurd is useless. He tries to be tough, but he just can't function when he's in pain. Unfortunately he has a bad habit of overdoing it on the mead and the ale, so he's had far more than his fair share of hangovers that have left him in bed for the whole of the next day.

Ivar is used to pain, it's like an old friend at this point, and he doesn't really know who he would be without it. He doesn't really think about it, just allows it to fade into the background. But on the days when it's not so bad, he feels so much happier and freer. He cherishes those days when they come, even knowing that the next day is going to be that much harder as a result.

Headcannon ask meme

[pomegranates-and-blood]

Headcannon: Shieldmaiden friend with his brothers

My Masterlist

Pairing: Ivar/Reader

Summary: “I was hoping I could request a headcanon of Ivar being nervous around a new shieldmaiden that is friends with his brothers? He finds her attractive, but that makes him nervous bc of his legs and what ppl have said all his life.”

Word Count: 1.9k

Warnings: My horrible attempts at whatever the fuck this ended up being, nothing else I can think of.

A/N: So yeah, I made a thing. Am I happy with the thing? Nope. Am I proud of the thing? Nopity nope. Am I gonna post it anyways and hope you guys don’t hate it? Yep.

But yeah, first time writing headcanons, first time diving head first into season 4 Ivar. I sincerely hope you like it, and idk, would love to hear your thoughts, good or bad, on this one. Thank you!

Taglist: @1950schick​​

·         You were one of the shieldmaidens to accompany Björn to the Mediterranean, and you grew close to both him and Hvitserk on the journey.

·         You joined the Great Heathen Army alongside your brother, and everyone was surprised to see Björn sprint towards you as soon as he saw your ship, lifting you off the ground in a tight embrace.

·         Although Sigurd isn’t too thrilled or interested in you, both Ubbe and Ivar are immediately drawn to you.

·         The former, because there’s rumors about how you once bested Björn when sparring with those curved swords.

·         The latter, for completely different reasons. Though, you being a great warrior does help.

·         With you being close to his brothers Ivar finds himself knowing more and more about you with every passing day, and in the midst of the war to avenge his father, with his heart heavy with pain and loss, he finds you, with your easy smiles and your friendly nature, a welcome distraction.

·         That’s what he calls it, at first. When he spends each chance he has watching you from afar, witnessing your interactions with the group of shieldmaidens you call sisters in arms; when he finds himself thinking of you late at night and early in the morning; when he realizes he misses you when you’re gone, even though he tells himself he has nothing to miss.

·         The realization that he actually feels something for you dawns on him when he sees some Dane warrior dancing with you on a feast after Aelle is conquered, and the urge to stake his claim, to go there and interrupt whatever it is that is happening before his eyes, fills him, makes an impulsive hand reach for the axe at his side.

·         Ivar is…well, Ivar, so there’s no way he’d willingly let you -or anyone else, for that matter- know that he’s interested in you.

·         Which he is. Very much so. Because, much to his growing frustration -in more ways than one- he can’t get you out of his head.

·         Still, that doesn’t mean he’d willingly disclose it. He isn’t subtle, though.

·         But people notice. His brothers notice.

·         Björn isn’t thrilled with it, but considering Aslaug isn’t alive to bend to Ivar’s will and have some poor girl forced into marriage with the youngest son of Ragnar, he isn’t too concerned. If something happens, it is because you choose it so, and that’s enough for him.

·         Ubbe bristles up. He knows bits and pieces of what happened with Margrethe, but he has been witness too many times of how Sigurd uses what happened with her against Ivar- something he swears one day will end in tragedy, thankfully nothing too difficult to contain or heal so far-; and he still feels responsible about setting up the whole thing. The last thing he wants is for it to happen again, with someone that is quickly becoming a close friend of him and his brothers.

·         And of course, Sigurd notices, and is cruelly delighted in it. He does try a couple of times teasing Ivar about it when you’re near, but you never stood for those kinds of games, so he was eventually discouraged from continuing.

·         Doesn’t stop him from privately tormenting Ivar about it. It is his duty as older brother after all, and since Ubbe is too busy mothering Ivar, and Hvitserk too busy trying to fuck his way through England, it falls unto him. He may go too far once or twice, but their relationship has always been that way.

·         Sigurd’s teasing only manages to put Ivar more and more on edge about these stupid -pathetic, useless, soft- feelings, and the few times you try getting close to him, he usually snaps at you or reacts badly.

·         Because you are very interested, even if you are much better at hiding it. Ivar proves to be incredibly smart, and with the march of the Great Heathen Army being the first time you’ve travelled this far from home, fought in so many important battles, you find yourself fascinated by him and the way he seems to understand what goes beyond fighting, what becomes war.

·         But, when you are try getting close to him with subtle flirting or soft touches, Ivar thinks you are pitying him or mocking him, and when you are more direct and try finding common ground to get to know each other, he thinks you’re pushing him away.

·         It confuses you, and frankly, it confuses him too.

·         It confuses everyone that has become an unwilling spectator to all of this.

·         Ivar does try his best at being nice to you, it just manages to backfire most of the time.

·         You could be sharing a meal with him and his brothers, and he’d try complimenting you, saying something about how you have proven to be a fine shieldmaiden. But feeling too many eyes on him, feeling like he left himself open for ridicule or rejection, he’d add something else, like how you are obviously aided by the fact you use weapons not familiar to Vikings.

·         He’d fuck most things up, is what I mean.

·         And he’d know -and you’d make it very much clear- that he has upset you, or made you angry.

·         He would try apologizing, but it is Ivar, so “I’m sorry” won’t leave his lips unless someone pries it off him, so, he’d try…alternative approaches.

·         First, gifts. Women like those, right? He’d try buying the prettiest, most expensive thing he can find, and leaving it for you to find. Or, if he is in a particularly good day -if he managed to get one up on Sigurd, maybe, that’d be a good day- he’d give it to you in person.

·         Throwing expensive things at you wouldn’t exactly work, making you feel inadequate and cheap. He notices, so he’d try something else.

·         He wants you closer, so he makes it so that you always sit with him and his brothers at the table where the leaders of the army dine.

·         Before long many men -including Harald, to whom Ivar notices you giving easier smiles than the rest, much to his horror- manage to sleaze their way to the chair at your other side, chatting with you during the nights, making you smile and laugh.

·         When word of how one of them tried talking your brother into a marriage arrangement reaches Ivar, he pulls back on his idea of having you sit with him.

·         To you, it just looks like a rejection, and Ivar notices you grow colder, more distant.

·         With the threat of how desired you have proven yourself to be, a beautiful woman and a fierce shieldmaiden, hanging over his head, Ivar grows more and more restless, and resolute he has to prove to you he can offer you much more than any of these men can.

·         He tries everything he can think of. Make it so that you are there when he beats his brothers in target practice, boast about how his strategy was what won them many a battle against the Saxons, repeat the tales about how he and his brothers are descended from the Gods themselves.

·         When Ivar makes the contraptions for his legs, he goes to find you with -barely contained, he shouldn’t even bother trying to hide it really- enthusiasm, trying to show off in front of you.

·         He ties a lot of his self-worth into how people perceive him, into how much of a ‘normal man’ he can pass off as, and as we know he stands a lot prouder and a lot more confident once he gains more control of the Great Army and manages to make those things.

·         When you see him, though, even though he is preening and standing tall, chin high and shoulders squared; all you do is look at the contraptions around his legs and back into his eyes.

·         “You’re a better fighter without those.” You’d say, and nothing else.

·         Ivar would sulk. There’s no way to impress you, nothing he can do to make you look at him with that mischievous streak you share with Hvitserk, or that companiable closeness you have with Björn.

·         Anger would quickly enough win over any impulse to sulk and feel sorry for himself, though.

·         He’d eventually grow colder, crueler, towards you. He’d feel like you rejected him, and being angry towards you -and in return making you be angry towards him- gives him someone to blame, gives him some way of letting the pain have form, have a target for all the mess of emotions it leaves inside him.

·         When Björn starts making plans to return to the Mediterranean, he fully expects to see you depart following his brother and never seeing you again.

·         He hates himself for grieving the loss of you, someone he never had, someone that -as far as he knows- never cared about him anyways.

·         But he does. The day when Björn and those who choose to come with him will depart East approaches, and Ivar is more on edge than ever.

·         Restless, angry, and with no one to blame but himself. But, of course, he won’t do that, no.

·         He taunts you, makes jabs at you and how you run after Björn like an enamored thrall, points out you choose to sail a ship like a coward instead of staying here -staying with him- and fighting the Saxons.

·         When you snap back, voice loud and eyes furious, that you were never planning on sailing back with Björn, you manage for once to stun Ivar into silence.

·         You don’t even give him time to hold on to cruelty, to the pain and anger he uses as both a weapon and a shield. You stand up from the table and leave the hall.

·         Hvitserk doesn’t lift his head from his food, but still grumbles that he should go after her. At Ivar’s affronted frown, Ubbe insists that he should, offering his little brother a sly smile and something about going to find his woman.

·         Ivar would deny to his very grave and beyond it that his ears turned red at the implication behind Ubbe’s words.

·         But he did, trying to dispel thoughts that told him how he was running after you like a lovesick puppy.

·         When he finds you, you are still angry, because of course you are. And your anger is to Ivar like an electric shock over an exposed nerve, drawing out all the vitriol and fury and explosiveness.

·         Before long he has managed to make you angrier than he has ever seen you, and your voices rise with your tempers.

·         A second time you manage to stun Ivar into silence comes shortly after the argument between the two erupts.

·         He doesn’t even remember what he was about to say, only that with a few words about how you chose to stay with the Great Army for him makes all the thoughts on his head disappear.

·         Before he can twist himself into knots about it, thinking how it must surely be a lie, how you are playing some cruel trick on him; you lean in and kiss him.

·         Ivar doesn’t know how to react, not at first. The only woman he has kissed before was a slave his brother instructed to sleep with him, and he refuses to think of that night, of that woman.

·         He stays frozen under your touch, until you pull back, and smile.

·         He realizes when lack of air makes your kiss end that in your eyes you don’t have that glint of playfulness you share with Hvitserk, or that comfortable understanding you have with Björn; but something more tender, more real, and definitely hungrier.

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So yeah, that’s that. I have never written headcanons before, and I struggle a lot with season 4 Ivar (who am I kidding, I struggle with writing Ivar in general) even tho he is my favorite Ivar. Idk, I gave it my best, hopefully I can learn from this and get better at it lol

Thank you so much for reading, lovelies!! <3

[quantumlocked310]

For the ask came: D, S and X please ;D

You got it babes!! 💖💖💖

D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t.

Lmao... is Sigurd with anyone an option? 😅 I’m sorry but he doesn’t prompt any shipping for me. I don’t mind doing moodboards or writing for him, but he’s really not my cup of tea🙊

S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon (prompts optional but encouraged)

Okay! Actually a couple that are my “not at all professional and probably problematic and wrong psychological opinions”. This will be ☕️ people, please don’t come at me with hate.

Could I have chosen fluffy cute headcannons? Yes. Did I? No. Be warned.

Hvitserk is Codependent. He has an addictive personality that latches on to anything to cope. He’s an addict, we know this. And his codependency with Ivar is my h/c for him actually jumping ship, not the “it’s my destiny to kill him” shenanigans.

Ivar is a Malignant Narcissist. He causes chaos and destruction in his personal relationships with his desire for control over others. His narcissism and Hvitty’s codependency work off of each other in this abusive and destructive loop which has them stay together even through the pain. I have not finished season 6. The boys have just gotten back to Kattegat for me, and Ivar’s characterization has definitely changed. But I’ll save that discussion for not here.

X - A trope which you are almost certain to love in any fandom.

Enemies > friends > lovers!!! I LOVE THAT SHIT GIMME

From this Fandom Alphabet Ask Post

[aemondsb1tch]

Vikings Masterlist

Headcannons

Series Masterlist

A Princess and a Pagan: Hvitserk (Vikings)

Imagines / One Shots

Modern! Dads

Ivar likes Floki’s Daughter

Ragnarssons brought back to Fight the Mikealsons

The Great Hunt (Stiles & Ivar)

[laketaj24]

Ragnarssons Headcannon: The Jealous Brother

Author’s Note: This is as requested, catching up with the queue! It was fun to write! One of these will become a series, or at least a three part fic! Please Reblog your vote or comment below!!! Thank you!!! Polls will close Sunday!! And I’ll post the first part next week!! Taglist open!!

Requested by Anon: Okay for the possible angst headcanons how about the Ragnarssons being in love with someone but they like one of the other brothers?

Vikings Masterlist

Bjorn

It would eat at Bjorn to watch you desire his younger brother and not want him.

He would watch from afar at first. He like his father would be the one willing to be patient and watch what Hvitserk done to irritate you.

But the watching wouldn’t last soon because Bjorn is the brother that conquers foreign lands he’d have to have you

The night you and Hvitserk has the fight in the hall he would allow it to escalate to a point where you can’t stand the site of Hvitserk

Bjorn would laugh as Hvitserk, drunk and oblivious sent you home to sleep by yourself and he would make his move.

Under the onyx night sky of Kattegat he would walk behind you for a certain point and join you as the sounds of the Great Hall fade

“Is that how he normally treat you?” He’d ask. “It appears my younger brother learned no manners.”

He would make you laugh at his impersonations of his brother, swaggering drunk like him until you reached your doorstep and there he would stop. “You don’t have to be with someone like that, there are plenty of other men who would love to have you.”

“Are you referring to yourself, Prince Bjorn?”

“Is that what you want Y/N? Because if so, yes.” He’d shrug as if he had not planned the suave stroll into your heart. He’d give you one kiss on the cheek. “Sleep well.”

At the grab of his wrist he would stop his turn cornering you against the wall of your home. “What is it?”

“You should come in, my husband tends to find the bench of the Great Hall comfortable enough on nights like these. I’d rather not sleep alone.”

And under you wishes he’d enter the home and make you forget the woes of his younger, drunkard brother.

Ubbe

Ubbe is not okay with watching you gallivant around with Ivar. But Ubbe is not outward, he’s sneaky in his movements

He had noticed you were fond of animals, and he’d meet you down at the stables as you sprinkle the feed to the small goats. “Y/N imagine seeing you here?”

“It’s not hard to imagine, Ubbe you have been watching me have you not?” “It’s hard not to watch you.” He’d admit reaching into the sack of feed grabbing a handful of and tossing it to the ground

“I am not yours to watch.” You would say watching his brow furrow. “Now am I?”

Ubbe would stop his attempt that time noticing your irritation, he’s not shocked to find you not easily swayed after being with his younger brother for so long

The months would pass and Ivar would ready himself for the raid, ready to depart the attention he paid to you would dwindle as his attention would advert to what pleases the gods, rather than you.

Ubbe would fetch you the softest silks bringing them to you as an apology for his actions a few months back. “I saw this at market.” He would smile touching to purple cloths. “The beauty reminded me of you, and I was brought to realize I never apologized to you for my actions.”

You’d delight in the looks of the fine cloth holding it up. “Ubbe this is too much.” He’d smile at you. “Not too much for you Y/N, one thousands silks would never be enough to satiate my need for you.”

You would watch him walk away and head back to your hut where Ivar would planning with generals, as he done day in and day out. Then you would leave rushing through the lively streets of Kattegat until you found Ubbe resting against the stables, talking to the animals.

“Ubbe!” You call getting closer. “I should thank you properly.” He’d know that he won and try to hide his happiness with the illusion of confusion. “You mustn’t thank me at all.”

You would step into the stable covered by the roof. “But I want to.”

Hvitserk

Hvitserk was upset Ubbe had gotten you first, but not surprised. His older brother had a tendency to swoop in on new women.

You and Hvitserk are friends first and unlike the brothers he would respect your relationship with Ubbe. “Have you asked Ubbe if it is okay for you to come with me fishing?” You’d pout resting your hands on your hips. “I mustn’t ask him anything. He does not hold my hand like a child.” Hvitserk would laugh. “Still ask him.”

Hvitserk is playful. He teases you about Ubbe but he doesn’t do it with malice. “I’m sure Ubbe will buy you and all his other wives everything your hearts desire.” It was well known he planned to covet wives, as many as Odin will send. “They will all bow to you, the first wife of course.” You’d laugh. “Shut Up Hvitserk.” “Wouldn’t you want to be someone’s only wife?”

The thought did stick with you as you watched Ubbe smile at the sheildmaidens arriving from Hedeby. “Must you do that in front of me?” You gripe. Ubbe shrugs his shoulders. “I am just polite.”

You’d only watch the charade of his politeness for a while before you would find your own table at the back of the hall, wallowing your sorrows in your fifth pint of ale.

“I thought I would join you.” Hvitserk sits close to you placing his hand on you or leg. “Are you okay?”

“I would be better if he would be a little more respectful.”

“True he is undeserving of you.” He grimaces. “But it’s up to you to find the courage to leave him.”

Hvitserk wouldn’t push you into something with him, he’d be the friend to you and for that you would love him more.

Ivar

When you’d returned from the Mediterranean with Bjorn you had changed. Your eyes had seen something new, the glory of the bloodied battlefield had made you wiser, prouder to be of Kattegat

“Welcome back Y/N.” Ivar would greet raising the curved horn to you. “I see you have earned your scars.” He would reach out to you touching the healed line down your face.

Ivar is not okay with your attaxhment to Bjorn. He doesn’t agree with it or understand it.

“It seems my brother has gotten his claws in you.” He would say once Bjorn left the table. “He’s not the smartest of us, you know?” You’d roll your eyes. “And you are Ivar?” “Of course I am, my father knew. Everyone knows.” You’d smirk. “I think perhaps your arrogance exceeds your wit.”

Ivar would keep his distance mad that you insulted him but he knows his brother well enough to know that very relationship he has crumbled at the weight of his own ambitions. Bjorn would start planning the next raid, and though it is your intent to travel with him he wouldn’t listen to your ideas, telling you to remain quiet during pans with his brothers.

“I would never silence a pretty mouth like yours.” Ivar would say appearing next to you. “Not when it has so much logic. I think your plan was right.” You’d turn to him noticing the sincerity in his voice. “Thank you, Ivar.”

To your surprise he wouldn’t make a move on you just listen to your complaints, until Bjorn was unable to be understanding and the one person you find yourself running to Ivar.

It would then be over as he laid his claim to you not caring what Bjorn would say. 

“Y/N, let’s leave.” Bjorn says. “No, she’s good and comfortable here.” Ivar places his fork down smiling over at you. “You can go Bjorn, it appears Y/N has found a new one to love.”

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[reddeaddamnation]

Hvitserk having a crush on you: <headcanon>

> In the beginning when he realized he has a crush on you, all his words had been stuck in his throat whenever you talk to him and he often found himself blushing and avoiding your gaze.

> Him having only you on his mind all the time and him finding it hard to concentrate on anything else because of that.

> Him trying to get your attention in any way he can, sometimes even by tricking you into thinking he was sick or hurt.

> He often shows off in front of you while he and his brothers train, but sometimes when he gets defeated, he playfully blames you later that you distract him.

> His brothers teasing him about his crush and NOT accidentally setting you two up and leaving you alone with excuses like "We just realized we have something to do!"

> Him taking you out on walks around Kattegat or the woods Nearby, just so you two can be alone. He really cherishes these moments.

>He stops going after other women and that fact not going unnoticed by anyone.

> Him joking around more often just so he can hear your laugh.

> He loves to surprise you in any way he can. Whether it be by catching you off guard on the street, or give you all sorts of presents with or without an occasion.

> Him getting jealous every time he sees you talk to any other man and getting mad until you come and ask him if he's okay.

> Accidentally yells out that he loves you in one of his jealous fits and just stares at you with wide eyes and a surprised expression and just waits for your response.

[imgoldielikehawn]

Goldies Viking Master List

My full and complete Vikings Master List if its not here.. i didnt write it LOL Enjoy Loves! 

Headcannons 

Vikings Cast As Horror Movie Stereotypes 

Ragnar 

Rollo

Bjorn

Ubbe 

Sigurd 

Hvitserk 

Ivar 

Vikings Cast As Aaliyah Songs 

Ragnar 

Rollo

Bjorn

Ubbe

Hvitserk 

Ivar 

Vikings Cast As Band Members From the 60′s-90′s

Ragnar 

Rollo

Bishop Heahmund 

Bjorn 

Ubbe 

Sigurd 

Hvitserk 

Ivar 

Vikings Cast & Their Zodiac Signs

Ragnar 

Bjorn 

Ubbe 

Ivar

The Vikings Cast AS Popular Horror Movie Killers 

Ragnar 

Bjorn 

Ivar

Ubbe 

Hvitserk

Imagines

Daddy Says  Travis fimmel x reader NSFW

Marco x Alex as roomates  Comedy 

  Imagine being the wife of Heathen King Ivar The Boneless, little does he know he’s married a heathen as well  ( Ivar x Reader) 18+ Mature Themes

Imagine Your Five Year Marriage Ending Over Another Woman ( Alex Hogh x Reader) Angst

 Imagine Ubbes Face The First Time You don’t want to have sex

Imagine Ubbe Coming Home from a long trip  (Ubbe x Reader) 18+ Mature Content

Imagine you get a Message From Your Boyfriend While he Is on Set ( Vikings Cast x Reader) Fluff

 Imagine Fighting With Your Viking Man ( Vikings Cast x Reader) Angst 

One Shots

Back Stage Pass  ( Travis Fimmel x Reader) 18+ Mature

Castles Made Of Sand (Hippie Hvitserk x Hippie Reader) 18+ Mature

Musical Seduction  ( Modern Bjorn x Reader) Fluff

No Sleep For The Heartbroken ( Vikings Cast x Reader)

 Nothing To Talk About ( Alex Hogh x Reader) Fluff

 Three Years And Counting ( Modern Bjorn Ironside x Reader) Pure Fluff

Five Years And Counting ( Modern Bjorn x  WOC ) Pure Fluff

 Happy Birthday Alex! ( Alex Hogh x Jordan P Smith x Reader) 18+ Mature Themes

 Teenage Fever (Ivar x Reader) Angst

 Too Good ( Ivar x Reader) Angst

 Take Care ( Alex Hogh x Reader) Angst

 Best I Ever Had ( Alex Hogh x Reader)  Angst

 Find Your Love ( Alex Hogh x Reader)  Angst

 One Dance (Jordan Patrick Smith x Reader) 18+ Mature Themes 

 Trust Issues ( Alexander Ludwig x Reader) 18+ Mature Themes

 Girls Love Beyonce ( Marco IIslo x Reader) 18+ Mature Themes

 Close  ( Bjorn x Reader)  18+ Mature Themes

Boss (Ubbe x Reader) 18+ Mature Themes

 Study (Jordan Patrick Smithx Reader) 18+ Mature Themes

Ride (Ivar x WOC ) 18+ Mature Themes

 You Have No Idea (Ivar x Plus Size Reader) 18+ Mature Themes

 Who (Ivar x Reader) 18+ Mature Themes

 Lonely ( Modern Ivar x Reader) 18+ Mature Themes

  An Evening With The Devil ( Dom Vampire Heahmund x WOC) 18+

Series

They Will See You Now ( Bishop Heahmund x Ivar x Reader) 18 + Mature

 Part 1  Part 2   Part 3   Part 4     ( Ongoing) 

Run Away (Ubbe x Reader) 18+ Mature Themes

 Prologue   Part 1  Part 2  Part 3  Part 4  Part 5     Part  6  Part 7 (Ongoing)

 Lethal Lovers  (Ivar X WOC )18+ Mature Themes

 Part 1  Part 2  Part 3  Part 4  Part 5  (Ongoing) 

Jail ( Modern Lawyer Bjorn x Inmate Reader x Astrid ) 18+ Mature Content

Part 1   Part 2  Part  3   Part 4   Part 5

 Hate= Love (Bjorn x WoC) 18+ Mature Themes

 Part 1  Part 2  Part 3  Part 4  Part 5  (Complete)

 What Winter Brings ( Bjorn x Woc) 18+ Mature Themes

 Part 1  Part 2  Part 3   Part 4  (Complete)

 Choices

 ALex Hogh Andersen x Reader 18+ Mature Themes

 Part 1  Part 2  Part 3 

Ragnar Lothbrok x Reader 18+ Mature Themes

Part 1  Part 2 

Collab Fics 

Those Among Us  ( Vikings Cast Greek Mythology AU) With @laketaj24

Part 1    Part  3     Part   5 

What Happens In Dublin  ( Vikings Cast x OFC`s) 18+ Mature Content  @laketaj24 @courtrae89 @grungyblonde

Part 1        Part 6     The Hangover Part 2        Hells Bells 

Queen`s Of Odin`s Eye ( Vikings Cast  Sons Of Anarchy AU) 

 Part 4     Part 8       Part 12 (A)     Part 12 ( B)         Part 16     Part  19   Part 22

Part 32     Part 37     Part  41  Part 42    Part 46

Jax & Brii Snippet 

All Works of fiction are inspired by the History Channels Vikings! Please do not repost and take credit! Enjoy 

[hmmmintriguing]

Me: *reading fanfic*

Fanfic: The pale moon glistens against her pale WHITE skin her long BLONDE hair is soft like silk he grabs her by her SMALL waist staring into to her BLUE eyes he lifts her SLIM WHITE legs over his shoulders......

Me: * me being nether of those things*

[dreamwritesimagines]

After reading the last chapter and seeing her relationship with the brothers do you have any headcannons about how each brother would react with news of her pregnancy??

Ohh of course I do! ❤️ And I think each one of them would have different reactions, let’s do this! ❤️

So I think Hvitserk would actually be pretty devastated, even if he’d try not to show it, like he’d try to keep his distance but eventually they’d have to talk, and he’d be like,

“You- are you happy?”

“About having a baby?”

“No, about having a baby with….him.”

And Bjorn would be a liiiiiittle concerned;

“Are you sure you two are ready for this?”

“Of course!”

“Yes we are, why wouldn’t we be?”

“That question right there just proves you’re not.”

And of course, Ubbe would be pretty excited, 

“Torvi is already stitching some blankets, and I’ll teach the child how to fight.”

“Can’t Torvi teach the child how to fight?”

“You’re talking like this because of pregnancy- and since it’s Ivar’s child, it’s normal that you make no sense right now.”

❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[happydaysandersen]

First of all! I LOVE YOUR BLOG AND WRITING!🥰 So, I was just wondering, how Ivar would be when he finally has his Girl and feel and see that she truly loves him to 100%, he can trust her, no matter what, and she‘s also a virgin like he is and they finally would sleep together for the very first time?!

wait, i’ve not written for a long time… or had something like this for ages… so this has genuinely made my week. THANK YOU SOO MUCH. 

Headcannon under the cut. 

At first Ivar would be a bit like a deer in the headlights, questioning everything from his feelings, his thoughts and his doubts. 

He wouldn’t be able to be around her for too long, convincing himself that the time spent on him was out of pitty. 

“Why do you spend your time with a cripple? the most i can do is trip someone for insulting you” he would state with bitter tone before crawling off not wishing to hear the answer. 

then would come the angry phase. His lack of confidence would get the better of him, Sigurd’s taunts and Hvitserk’s endless list of lovers feeling like salt rubbed in a wound. 

He would grow jealous when his interest would consider others, eventually warning them off himself. 

“go near her again and I wont be the only one left on my knees crawling around Kattegatt” he would hiss at the man. 

Eventually after all of the suitors would be out of the way there would be a confrontation.  About how he turned away from her too many times, how she wont be young forever and wanted a family. 

he would grow uncertain once more, no one would speak so rash or passionately to him, for the first time in his adult life he would apologise. Explaining his feelings and thoughts.

“I care for you, I want you. I may not be able to give you the family. But I would do my best to make sure you never doubted me as your man” he would state frankly. 

the woman would walk off, making him sweat a little. not as a game, but as she would all of her suitors. After all if he wished to be treated like a man she would, leaving him with a chased kiss. 

a short time would pass and he would track her down, having not seen her around. She would know his words were true by him showing up. She would invite him and confess her feelings rationally. 

“You had always treated me differently, not through fear. Now i see not out of pitty… you are a gift from Freya” he would state, thinking aloud causing him to grow flustered, his thought slipping off his tongue before he could catch them.

Authors Notes

(I will do a part 2 for the first time sex… this was fun Holy cow)