#hyperlethal

[6ad6ro]

Pass the happy! 💌 When you get this, reply with 5 things that make you happy and send this to 10 more people! Get sending. 💖💐✨

1. DJin 2. breakin 3. grafitti 4. and then there's the MC 5. top of the food chain, devourin' the competition abort mission, 'cause it's the bomb like nuclear fission to go against the arsonist, now that's a bad decision 'cause listen they steady dropp...

[kinqzaddy]

Shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. Then copy/paste this ask to your favorite mutuals. 💌🖤

I'm gonna use my main playlist that has all my songs on it since my fave playlist is my One Direction one lmao.

All Star by Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!

Caramel by 5 Seconds of Summer

Conga by Gloria Estefan

Smooth by Santana ft. Rob Thomas

The Diary of Jane by Breaking Benjamin

[pink-vacancy]

Happy Birthdaaay!! 🖤🎉

Thank you bro!!! I appreciate it a lot 🫶! It’s always good to see you on the dashboard!!! Hope this year has been good to you!

[loveafterdeath-if]

It be really insane if the reason MC doesn't have an apparent work resume it's because they where in the army

and their file is so censored to the point MC's military file is just covered with black censor lines only revealing some specialties and how dangerous they are to enemies and just says Hyperlethal💀.

so you can imagine if Juliet got her hands on that file and saw that just how dead she is if MC finds out about her deception worse if she found out

her husband knew what MC did before and made a promise to MC to not tell her since its not her buisness and it's better to have her unware that their kids have a Hyperlethal bodyguard with them.

You've pierced the mystery. That's it. That's our mysterious and badass MC.

[absentwriterdoll]

Handler

Being a combat doll's handler is not so simple a job.

It's not like being a witch, of course. But that doesn't make it easier.

Combat dolls can be volatile, the hyperlethal vectors that they are.

But they aren't aimless.

Any good handler will recognize as much.

In fact, that's one of the primary difficulties about being a handler.

Aiming a combat doll.

Of course, it's not so easy. It isn't anything like aiming a rifle.

Part of it is trust.

Every combat doll is different. For some, it comes as easily as following a chain of command. For others, it takes a witch's direct intervention to get its hand off your throat.

But the other part of it is purpose.

Combat dolls though they may be, war is inherently pointless - and combat dolls loathe pointless conflict.

Though they are weapons, they are not thoughtless - and it's why one most often sees them in service to a witch as opposed to fighting a politician's war.

Thus the primary goal of the handler is ensuring that they see and continue to see reason behind your wars - even if you don't know yourself.

Especially if you don't know yourself.

Perhaps now you can see why being a combat doll's handler is far more arduous and perilous a task than any other part you may play in its life.

It doesn't come easy.

As all war should be.

[battle-sister-ames]

"From Hell's heart, I slaughter thee! For hatred's sake I spit upon thee! Blood for the God-Emperor, skulls for the Golden Throne!"

— Reverend Mother ��lise the Fell-Bladed, Canoness of the Martyred Lady, Living Miracle of the Repentia. Hyperlethal. Prefers battlefield command.

[oleskyfm]

I accidentally started my day off today by catching two separate clips of cops executing a dog and a person and that has understandably put me in a funk that i've not escaped from. For a little bit there, in the mid 2010s, it almost seemed like we were getting somewhere. All the innocent people's names being shared, the demonstrations in cities, the outcries after court decisions, etc etc - normal people standing up and demanding better and getting a militarized police force descended down upon them with tanks, gas, beatings, etc etc. It feels like most people I talk to don't even remember the hell that was the summer 2020 George Floyd protests, at least not the people in my day to day life.. here in Austin where cops broke bones and gave brain damage to people by shooting them with beanbag rounds, where we failed to convict another killer cop, Christopher Taylor. At the time, it felt like this was finally it - the upheaval. I remember going to work and hearing helicopters fly above my shitty strip mall.

Are we ever gonna get 'there' or are the police going to continue to be a protected class who get to murder, steal, and terrify people with impunity for time immemorial, all while getting the shiniest and most tactical military gear to do it with? A bunch of cowardly psychos trained to view themselves as an occupying army to a lawless wasteland where everyone is both beneath them and a hyperlethal terrorist looking to kill them and their entire family. Sorry to preach to the choir but it just seems fucked up that there's a job path to high school bullies where you get to kill dogs and unlucky people having bad days and not only do you get no punishment, most of the time you get paid vacation all while society is expected to bend over backwards to valorize you as an ESSENTIAL hero of the community and give you a free sandwich to wherever you roll in on

[possessedscholar]

The more I learn about hippos the more I’m convinced that if there is a God, they made hippos as a joke of “What’s the sillies thing I can make that’s still hyperlethal?”

[sburbian-sage]

DurationPrince Here. So after a long time, I think I figured out what exactly happened, although I'm not 100% sure it's all.

So remember how everything started going wrong when I countered [Infinite Rage] with [In the End], causing it to end instantly? Well, that would imply that I destroyed an infinite amount of time. but sessions are temporarily, aren't they? that would probably mean that in order to brings Infinite time to an end, it had to destroy other timelines.

ALL TIMELINES. Expect this one.

[In The End] is potentially a cataclysm ability. One that probably says on the tin "End something Eternal at the cost of destroying time itself (Except one timeline)".

That would explain a LOT of things: - How the hell [In the End] worked: it's a cataclysm ending another one. Fire with Fire - Why the hell I haven't encountered time stuff in my session like time corpses. They are all already gone. - How I can talk with you outside of time, because now "Outside of time" is not longer a aspect improbability, it's everywhere that isn't the timeline of mine. A void made out of Timeline corpses.

But if that's the case, that means I probably doomed my session, unless this timeline magically became alpha or something.

So what should I do, if I ever get back to THE timeline?

I don't think this is even remotely the case. There is no "Cataclysm Ability", a distinct thing you do that snaps the Session in half. The Cataclysm is an event, and the "spark" that sets off the powder keg is either a bespoke freestyled manifestation of your power, a normal ability boosted to hyperlethal levels, or something else entirely. I think you're mixing up Cataclysms with Berserk Triggers, where someone usually does trigger a specific ability that they may not even have access to.

Now, it is possible that some timeline erasure bullshittery happened, but it is irrelevant right now. Why would you focus on what you do once you leave the fuckbubble when YOU'RE STILL INSIDE THE BUBBLE??? You've been in there for like five months DP!!! I feel like I'm going insane on your behalf. I don't know if my "collect yourself, destress, and achieve zen so the thing disappears" advice didn't work, or if you keep getting distracted and begin theorizing about what just happened in a way that only opaquely seems to be related to how you get out of there? Unless you did, but you've never indicated as such? My brain is throbbing, I feel like I'm about to start a cataclysm of my own at this point. At this point I'm tempted to ask you to use your "make things end faster" ability on the bubble until you pass out, just to see if turning you off and on again does something. Someone please get this man out of the purgatory bubble.

[veryflirtytransportalate]

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"I can hardly believe a place like this actually exists. I don’t even feel the urge to clean." - Codsworth

Hello.

This is </null>. They woke up one day in a strange white place with a man in a lab coat and a child. Then they found themselves awake in a place called home. The robot knew them. They had memories of the place. The robot is very nice. It knew the spouse and child. They love the spouse and child. The memories know. The robot knows, too.

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< BONUS THINKINGS >

Hello.

First off: this is my Survival playthrough I have going on concurrently to my Sizzel game. Sizzel has about 2 days on it, so sometimes I step away. Plus I was monumentally let down when I tried to go rogue on the landing of the Overboss' dorm room or whatever it's called. Did you know no one gets hostile... unless you shoot Gage? I hate this game sometimes.

Second: I play my Survival save in black and white. I think of it as a much more engaging and dramatic experience.

Now. Let's talk about one of my favorite things to talk about: the number of heavy-handed changes I've made to the game mechanics to play exactly the way I wanted to.

I've made it so that the damage values across the game are increased extremely high, and that both the damage ideal and the damage deal to me are multiplied by 4. That has seemed to lead to a nice balance where attacks take a reasonably realistic number of hits to take someone down, usually in the one range. I also downloaded a mod that I need to remember the name of, next time I open the thing I'll try and take a look, but it completely rebalances headshots so that they are always lethal so long as the caliber of the weapon is proportionally powerful enough for the size of the creature.

So as you can imagine, any firefight I get engaged in is a really short fast tussle, and leads to some absolutely ridiculously engaging moments. Cracking off with a pipe and watching a super mutant slowly fall backwards, only to sprint in the other direction out of fear as several hounds sprint towards me. I use the same cocktail of mods for my non-survival playthrough as well, but on the survival difficulty the lack of fast travel and the additional impact of body health simulation systems lends itself to the hyperlethal game mode I've cultivated. I also downloaded Bastion, a mod that rebalances power armor, but I haven't really used any yet, so I'm waiting to review. I'm excited because it makes it so all damage taken is zero until the air breaks, then whatever area broke off becomes a weak point.

Additional mods I would love to get: I watched a video where somebody said that on survival difficulty you should be able to fast travel from a settlement to another settlement that is connected by a supply route. I thought that was brilliant, and I agree. Crafting: way more recipes, way better interface. I've finally drained all the affection I have for the default HUD, but FallHUD requires compatibility patches, and I don't even know any other mods.

Also, I know there's a voice pitch modulator mod: I'd love if Sizzel and </null> sounded different.

Oh </null> has no name because they're a synth and Father is a quack, so the value in their brain for name is empty. Hence... </null>.

In my heart both characters exist in the same game, but alas, nobody cares, and so, I can't.

[pink-vacancy]

Vacancy! Hope you're doing well!

For those asks: ✏ 🎶

I hope you are doing well too bro!

✏️ Any tattoos I would like to get:

not to be a slut but when I get a wife or a long term life partner I’d really want her kiss mark somewhere like my wrist or my hip or something hahaha

🎶 5 favorite songs:

Fireside - Arctic Monkeys

Last Summer Whisper - Anri

Trouble Man - Electric Guest

Soukeye - Gorillaz

Flight of the Navigator - Childish Gambino

[a-certain-elf]

12 and 50 for Amaya

Thx for the ask! Sorry this took me so long.

12. Crack headcanon

Idk if this is really crack but: Shes the best with every weapon. Doesnt matter what it is. Shes hyperlethal. Like John Wick in TdP.

50. A memory they’ve blocked out

Im gonna answer this by not answering it. I dont think she blocks any memories out. Everything that she went through has made her into the person that she is today and that is thx to both the good and the bad.

[crimkit]

april 25

When I was young, a fruit-by-the-foot seemed to contain so much more footage-per-fruit—the gelsticky candysnack

feeding a gaggle of children (or murder, flock, parliament if you prefer) for days-and-days-and-etcetera without anyseeming

end, nautilary candyshell. Like a sixinch sub, or nocturnal ferryboat ride (Nanaimo-bound, out of the mainland’s

horseshoe), or the deep mountain-woods (filled, as they are, with cryptids—Ogopogos, Sasquatches, the hundreds of ol’

Wendigi) its apocalyptic-large implications, sticky abysses of sugarchoked unknowledge. Nowadays, natch, the fruittape’s

threefoot length barely constitutes a snack; the six-inch sub is a bait for a fish (a large one, at that); the ferryroute is routine—

Nanaimo, after all, is only so large, and ferries only have so much mystique—; the world of the forest, its cryptids replaced,

not by new beasts, new horrors taking humanform, treeancient menaces stalking the copses, turning kids into corpses—now,

they’re all beasts of the earth. Bears and the like—no doubt hyperlethal, sharp on five ends, but we know what’s inside a

bear; insides of a wendigo remain unknown. Even still, I miss those old days. Those days of mysterious transport, of falling

asleep to the bassrumbling ferrymotors as light fell, of living off of the halfpint sandwiches, gorging on candy whenever I could,

and fearing the woods for the stories I’d heard. The days of wondering, magic, of a grandiloquent mystery—of not knowing

how long the roll of fruittape goes.

[possessedscholar]

You’d think Fentanyl was some kind of hyperlethal toxin the way cops talk about it…

[qqchurch]

the rightful duty of an adult is to teach a child how to make super unethical hyperlethal poisons together :)

[homebrewandhypotheticals]

The in-universe reason for her behavior is somehow way weirder than that, actually! This takes a bit of explaining, but I'll try my best to keep it concise.

So, originally, Princess Daphne was meant to be an homage/parody of traditional damsels in distress from classic sword and sorcery stories, in the same way the rest of the game is a parody of those elements (the lair is hyperlethal to a cartoonish degree, Dirk is a overconfident bumbling oaf that acts all stoic until he's actually in danger, most of the monster designs are meant to be evocative of classic Conan or Tarzan foes, etc.)

That's all pretty self evident, Daphne is a giggling ditz that doesn't do anything because the cultural idea of a sword and sorcery damsel in distress is that they're vapid arm candy that only exist to be trophies acquired at the end by dashing protagonists for doing something heroic.

However, when the time came to expand Dragon's Lair into a full franchise with its own TV show (done because the arcade industry was on the brink of collapse, and Don Bluth's video game division needed to scrounge up as much money from the IP as possible to keep itself going) they naturally realized that Daphne had to be an important character in it, and having her original characterization of "being the hot lady that Dirk saves at the end" from the games wouldn't really work for any form of extensive storytelling as a member of an action-comedy cartoon cast (even for a low budget tie-in one in the 80s.) So, they went for a different stock character archetype popular around that time: the put-upon clever female lead that has to wrangle in the stupid men in her life. Basically, the Dragon 's Lair cartoon is just the old Legend of Zelda cartoon, but with the serial numbers filed off and Ganon is a dragon instead of a pig.

Anyways, the show didn't do very well, only getting a single season of thirteen 30 minute episodes, but fans of the franchise DID like elements of it, and it's still treated as a canon prequel. Here's the problem, though: Daphne in the cartoon is a smart, no-nonsense adventurer who's often just as competent as Dirk. So... how does she go from that to the classic Princess Daphne characterization?

The answer is given to us by the Dragon's Lair comics that released to commemorate the series's 20th anniversary back in 2003, and it is...

The Author's Barely Disguised Fetish!

In the comic, Daphne starts out with her cartoon characterization as a spunky tomboy, even repelling an attack by Singe's minions by herself in a prologue story, but eventually does get captured. When she does, they finally explain what that weird-ass bubble prison actually is:

it fucking bimbofies you.

Literally, they describe it as it sapping your intelligence and making you more "frivolous", and make a point to state and show that Singe had used it on plenty of other princesses in the past, keeping them as his private slave harem in his treasure room.

Admittedly, it's a decently clever way to explain why a character would have two different characterizations between their major depictions, it does come off a little weird and tasteless? I'll leave that for the jury to decide, though.

I apologize for this not being as brief as I promised, but I think knowing why an initial characterization happened and then what the later justification for that characterization is was important to discussing it. But for anybody not wanting to sit through the whole blather...

Tl;Dr: Daphne is a weird ditz either because she's just another parody of sword and sorcery tropes OR she's basically a Mid-Bimbofication Princess Zelda, depending if you prefer your explanations Doyleist or Watsonian.

Use this knowledge as you wish, and thank you for reading!

so true