#hypothetically. of course

[lbhslefttiddie]

abruptly rather nostalgic for like old choose your own adventure novels where you flip to the page indicated by your choice and like. how hard do you think it would be to rig something like this in ao3

like obv it would be easy to like. be like "if you choose A go to chapter 32" or whatever but like you can embed hyperlinks into fics so you could have it as a thing you click and it takes you there yourself. but then That has me wondering just how far one could, hypothetically, push the limits of a fic on ao3 using just html and sheer force of will.... like that could be really fucking fun to toy with actually....

[goodsmeller]

if i had to name two ferrets, a white and a brown one.. what would be some silly pair names. think like Cookies and Cream, or Peat and Moss

[wariodemambo]

Adds 'Mobius' to a sticky note.

[themetalhiro]

It would be so funny if someone (besides Oda) drew every single named one piece character one day.

So funny…..

[wishfishy]

So let’s say, hypothetically, that you found a taxidermy owl being given away for free in your apartment building.

And, hypothetically, it was very incredibly dusty and it’s wing had broken off. And this hypothetical taxidermied great horned owl is stuffed with straw instead of being mounted on a foam figure. Hypothetically, how would you go about cleaning and repairing it?

All hypotheticals of course.

[melan0phis]

I can't imagine their first kiss going any smoother than this

[buried-in-autumn-leaves]

do you ever just

and then

[pocket-deer-boy]

I’m fully expecting matt’s twitter behavior rn to be an intentional harassment campaign of constantly poking and prodding at trans women until they say something that could potentially be construed as a death threat and then retaliating in full force to attempt to get them banned off of twitter as well. I mean, he really, REALLY wants to interpret these things as death threats.

[shivroy]

hearts roy, roman's daughter, cousin of tom and shiv's son hibs, a tiny woman with adult braces, overplucked eyebrows, masochistic body piercings, her single father's veins, her lonely father's eyes, her rootless father's mouth - pictured IF she had survived past her infancy, which in this hypothetical universe she did not.

hearts, from shiv's perspective, in the "canon universe" of this fic with the mencken presidency having further destroyed america, in which hearts does not live:

[psychotrenny]

Soldier who puts on an enemy uniform for a bit of a laugh and is shocked and offended when their allies start shooting

[hooved]

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

Grocery shopping is insane you could only scan half your cart and the total will still be more than what it was a few years ago

[wolfythewitch]

please talk about cheek kissing and yearning please I wanna hear about it

OKAY SO

I live and die by cheek kissing okay it's about the yearning

Now. I'm not going to Admit that the post was about Judas this is purely hypothetical But as someone who's had an entire conversation about betrayal and unrequited love, it's about damning the two of us, it's about sending you to your death and inevitably, me to mine. My last touch will not be on your lips, not while I use my own to bloody your name. It will be on your cheek, where tears will pass over when they fall, and where blood will stream from your crown of thorns, where sunlight withdrew her touch as the veil tears in two

I am your betrayer and your lover both

[feralnumberfive]

Here's a thought:

If S4 gets a happy ending (no one dies and they return to their original timeline/universe) and everything resets and their powers go back to normal, do you think Five's body would be fixed too?

[spottedgardeneelstan]

a criminally under discussed part of the extras

[sirwow]

Small Bios for Wraiths Call

(and bonus doodles)