#i Am a weirdo

[silky-silks]

Hey guys Im finally back home!

Now i can get myself back to work. So i am working on drawing your oc challenge so here's a wip for now

Its Mellow _Belongs to @eve-pie

Im going to do my painted style for it, her ice-cream is melting for some reason. Dont worry everyone I am getting to your oc's too!

One more thing. Been looking into some Zuni culture info and im quite intrigued!

The fetishes ( caught my attention the most, i think i just love animals too much or so.

(thanks for @Ericvelseb666 for telling me about the website and your culture a bit or two! I want to show you my appreciation for it as i always like to discover and hear about new cultures as well as new areas of life.)

I saw a lot of images of them and i chose the bear. I think i might have had something similar but its long gone. (I last remember it being in a fish tank with my pleco)

Simon's just carving one and being nervous about it.

So yeah sorry for lack of content lately, been busy this weekend than expected but life is like a rollarcoaster and their aint no stopping it.

[purple-phesh-and-cheps]

what is your current hyperfixation?

is it strange to just say that tumblr is my current hyperfixation ?? i always get obsessive over customising and formatting digital things (making sooo many canva projects and google docs) and i think ive slipped into the hyperfixation of making blogs (@professor-geen-berries you know all abt this....im sorry)

as always i am also fixated on the marauders and countless other fictional characters and au ideas but yea that's mainly it atm

[organicmatter]

I emailed some healed pics to my artist and I asked him if he had time/space for an apprentice in the next month. I totally understand if he is too busy but I just want to aim high to start out.

[therealdostoevsky]

i want to be so disgustingly overeducated that people just stop talking to me

[stripedwolf88]

I like how I just pretty much abandoned everyone on Instagram (except my sister) because insta has become annoying to me. But what is funny is me randomly posting a story every now and then so people know I'm alive but still boring as hell.

It's the same few people that look at my story that I'm sure are hoping for something interesting or are curious 'cause I'm never on there but all they get is weird random thoughts I have in my head that I thought were funny enough for other people to feel puzzled by. Essentially an update to them: I am still a socially anxious hermit that has a lot of random thoughts that I find funny and no one else will. Also I am alive and have not joined a cult if ya care so yeaaaaaah. Also why are you still here? You guys are confusing.

Haha. Random ramble of the day I guess. Toodles 😁

[kiragirl17]

I can't believe you actually answered my ask 🥹

I've grinning like an idiot all morning, I am happy to read that you're continuing and finishing ‘The Floater’

Thank you so much for your hard work ❤️

Haha I enjoy asks. I just don't get them alot. Lol

But thanks for for the love. For your reward, I will tell you will see a Jealous Kelly but he will be pouty about it and will refuse to be called jealous. Lol

[married-to-a-redhead]

I have been tutoring my son in his college course on American History from the Revolution to the end of the Civil War. He has struggled a bit with his essays and some of the quizzes. So I listened to the recorded lectures and did the readings to help him out. I don’t know how to say this but . . . I LOVE the course. And he now has an A. I want to go back to college and finish out that double major in History that I was so close to getting.

[ms-anthrope-cellaneous]

a regular text message conversation between my younger sisters and i:

[flospurpura]

She’s a freak 👅

not the freak you’re thinking about

[catboyllawliet]

this is me if u even care

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

*peeks at dungeon meshi* hm cute but i'm not sure i comprehend the appeal

*keeps peering in curiosity* oh! each of these characters is, how you say. Insane

[strawberryfemm]

to you it’s perverted gross sex. to me it’s being creative, working through traumas and baggage, healing my inner child, playing, practicing intense vulnerability, finding even more ways to fall in love with my partner, finding more ways to fall in love with myself, learning confidence & how to ask for what i want, care work, emotional release, relaxing, community building, theater, dance, writing, problem solving, therapy, radical honestly, and so much more. and also it’s gross perverted sex.

[grimaticerror]

I just want to talk to someone new but it's not easy for me. It will always be a challenge because I don't want people to think I'm weirdo.

[ash-the-porcupine]

Silly lines from the fanfic I'm working on!

Chapter Text

"WHY AREN'T THE SOCKS IN THE REFRIGERATOR?!"

"If I poked him… would he squeak?"

"Squeaks like a pony and hops like a squirrel monkey."

"Like a fish latte!"

"It's like a diamond, but with barbeque sauce."

"Does this mean you can make Buster eat another tobasco pepper?" "I'm afraid I don't have enough gallons of milk for that… Also out of money to hire Superman for the job."

"You're kidding right? She runs like a constipated penguin!" (Hobbs: …Ò^Ó ?!)

"I stan mayonaise."

"Did you just… eat your ham and cheese with an oreo cookie?"

And she ran into the room, covered in flour.

Like a platypus on Judgement Day.

"Would you mind picking up dynamite while you're at it?"

"Are these made the wax from Babybel cheese?"

"It tastes like earthworms."

"What's the square root of nine?" "Um. Oatmeal?"

"What ended in 2000? Other than basic common sense-" "The 19th century. And also soul production."

"I SWEAR I WILL WRAP YOUR FEAT IN BACON AND SEEL THEM TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER."

"I look like Dracula's third cousin. And the doctor dropped him twice!"

"Not sure what a Dorfenbooper is, but I sure know how to do this. Mostly."

"It's like the Didn't Happen of the Year Awards!"

"RoboDonuts."

"It's a… pidgeon?"

"Hm. Mickey's possessed baby. Oh joy. *eyeroll*"

"Get me frenchfries and a milkshake, and step on it, koala." "*grumbles* I'll step on it, alright…"

"STOP SQUIRTING ME WITH WASABI!"

To be continued :3

[circuscountdowns]

I don’t think the crown works like this. added the full pages