#i LOVE kids

[hatekawa]

I gift you with bebe.

Beware his claws. They are very sharp.

I got emotional

[intothestacks]

Adventures in Librarian-ing

I remember one time this little kid (either Kindergartener or Grade 1, can't remember) came up to me telling me very very seriously how he was sharing a secret with me.

And I was like "Oh?"

And they moved closer and went "There's a magic book in this library. Can I show you where it is? But don't tell anyone."

And I, of course, played along and very solemnly swore to not tell anyone about the secret magic book in the library.

[oopsallsticks]

Smiling Friends ava/avm AU with Daisy and Blossom!! (Banana and Pink, Gold and Purples moms... in case anyone needs that info lol) weird gay au I love, I love SF, and they fit in my head. Is it cursed? Oh absolutely. Does it make me SO HAPPY? HECK YES!! -B

PS: Orange King/Mr. Mangl gives Alan lol

[livelaughlovekny]

Folding origami and discussing what you want to be with Muichirou as kids

a/n: hehe i would like to think that i was funny Original request here

You showed Muichirou what you folded (it was a wonky paper crane)

“Look! I made this!”

“WOAHH HOW DID YOU DO IT! TEACH ME TEACH ME!”

(Wide shining eyes)

The both of you gathered paper and you taught him

“Look! I did it!”

“Yay! Now my crane has a best friend! Let’s give them more best friends!”

You were talking about how many paper cranes you would make and said you wanted to be a bird

Cue a discussion-debate on which birds were the best

“I think swans are really pretty and they can swim too so they are obviously the best”

“But eagles can fly much better! They are definitely way cooler and best-er!”

The discussion became what you wanted to be instead of a bird

You had no idea, you only wanted to be a bird because you liked birds

What else did you like? You liked food but being food wouldn’t make sense

“I want to be those people that make nice food because I like nice food.”

“Oh, in that case I want to be a monkey because I like climbing trees.”

“Oh wait, I can choose another animal? In that case I want to be a stone because I like to do nothing. Wait, that isn’t an animal.”

You struggled to think of anything other than birds and stones

Muichirou tried brainstorming with you but gave up

“Okay let’s not be animals.”

[shadowbrightshine]

One of the nicest thing about little kids and toddlers is they're entertained by my tics and my stimming. They smile with joy when they see my hands flap. They do it too.

We both display our joy without restraint. Or I try not to restrain myself anymore.

No one judges a baby for the way they twist and rattle and wave their arms and feet.

I wish that carried over to people expressing their emotions as adults.

It makes me happy to be met with a smile instead of distain or judgement. Even confusion is better.

[cubu666]

👶

[reallysleepymermaid]

Typical younger sister experience

[faeriekit]

A kid fell over flat onto the ground, and his parent was just like "c'mon!" from across the room, and this kid. Gave the world's most world-weary sigh. How dare you make him go on.

[jacuzziwaters]

Maybe I do actually want childr-

*slaps self*

THAT'S THE OVULATION TALKING. NO YOU DON'T.

[parisiterileymoon]

I say I hate babies with adult names but hate I am wanting to name my future son Ivan

[intothestacks]

Adventures in Librarian-ing

Today when I was getting home from work (which is two blocks away from where I live) three of my students were hanging out outside the apartment complex I live at and they were like

"MISS FLECHA????!!!!"

And they got into that chatty mode kids get when super excited, showering me with questions. Did I always walk home from work? What time do I usually leave in the morning? What was I doing there? I LIVED there? NO WAY!!!

"You mean you live in the same building as me????!!!" one of the kids gaped, vibrating with excitement. We live on different floors, but yes.

"Other Kid, SHE LIVES HERE!!!!" they bellowed at a fourth student of mine who walked up to us. ("OH MY GOOOOD!!!!")

It turns out that that kid is my next-door neighbour. Like, we share a wall and everything.

We found that out when I pointed out which window was mine.

They followed me home like a pack of excited puppies and got to meet my mom (who lives with me).

They later stopped by while eating freezies to say hi again and to peek into my house in wonder. They were SO fascinated at the fact they not only live by their teacher but also know what their house looks like, lol.

[faeriefully]

Why are there so many children on our university campus !?!?

[livelaughlovekny]

Getting lost with Muichirou as kids

a/n: haha no gif + this is headcanon because im lazy x this is child au because i love kids (in a "i want to care for them" way) Original request here

Before:

Were playing hide and seek with Yuichirou

Took things too far (literally)

“Look Mui.! This is such a cool plant! Why haven’t we seen it before?”

“It is cool! Let’s go show Yui.!”

And this is when they realised they were lost

During:

Were scared at first and starts to cry a little

“Are we going to die here?”

Found more interesting plants and forgot

“Oh look, this flower is really pretty.”

Decided that big girls and big boys solve problems instead of crying over them

Turned them being lost into an adventure

Wanted to explore everything

Muichirou wanted to pluck some plants he found interesting and wanted to show off but you told him not to bully plants

“Hey you can’t do that! What if the plant beside it is its mother and she has to watch her child get plucked away?”

Muichirou ends up apologising to the plants

“I’m sorry mama and baby plant, I promise not to bully you guys and your family again.”

You accidentally stepped on a grasshopper

You thought you had stepped on a crunchy leaf and only realised when you heard Muichirou scream

“AHH! YOU KILLED IT! EWW!”

The both of you dug a hole and buried it

“May it rest in pieces.”

“Pieces? I think it was in one piece so we should say piece.”

“Ohh you’re right, my bad. May it rest in piece.”

After:

Yuichirou found the both of you

He dragged the both of you back to the house by your ears

Makes sure to scolds the both of you while doing it

“I’m never playing with the both of you idiots again.”

[mysicklove]

instagram reels giving me baby fever 😔😔😔😔

[fearsomeandwretched]

I know I'm a mess but one day godddd I can't wait to be a mom

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Two adorable little boys on the train today saw my Batman backpack and ran over because they wanted to talk about Batman with me and their mom was like 'oh my god, I'm so sorry they're bothering you!' Meanwhile, my autistic ass just sat right down and spent the rest of the train ride going 'You're right, Penguin does sound silly! That's such a cool Batmobile toy you have, do you want to see mine? Yeah, some of the Batman movies can be pretty scary, but the cartoons are a lot of fun. They're my favourite.' One listed out all his favourite moments from Spongebob, while the other explained in detail how one of his toys worked.

Kids are awesome.